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ThrowawayPermanente ,

Swag

BuryMyHorse ,

Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead. I wont pay those either Oh im going to prison? The one paid for by my tax dollars? Sorry. Didn’t pay em. Now there is no prison. I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.

Gakomi ,

Probably becaus he is not a frog dealer!

RagingHungryPanda ,

You pretty much couldn’t with that much money

youtu.be/8YUWDrLazCg?si=UcDs7q58-iv-cpJx

Corkyskog ,

Idk how much, liquidness musk has, probably not Bezos like 6B+ cash stuffs… but it would be hilarious if he demanded like 10B. How long would the print job take? How does that even work?

phdepressed ,

Well he’d have to special order from his bank. The treasury isnt going to print money just for him. There’s about 1,846 Billion worth of $100s in circulation. So 10B is ~0.54%. That’s probably enough to cause some local shortages but not enough to cause “real” issues. If he liquidated and cashed his entire 200B Forbes valuation then that’s 10.8% of circulating 100s and there may be a mild nationwide shortage.

Corkyskog ,

Is that US or worldwide circulation?

phdepressed ,

US

Etterra ,

You’re both rich and can fuck right off.

KevonLooney ,

Dude has only about $40K and it’s invested in cash? He’s not rich.

Gakomi ,

Yes cause everyone has 40k leaving around, you are probably rich too if you think that’s not a big deal. In my country you are lucky to make that in a year. Let me make it even more simple for you to understand, I make 3k a month about 36k a year and I’m way above average for my country! With 40k here you can get a one bedroom apartment! Either way I’m pretty much sure that guy is a drug dealer cause most people have it in their bank account and not as physical money!

Edit: Just so you have a little more context, minimum wage is about 400$/month and the average salary is 1k/month.

The funny part is, shit costs here way more then in America or whatever because we have EU shit taxes!

DJDarren ,

I for one have no desire to see Musk spread thank you.

ivanafterall ,
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"I can shooow you the woooorld..."

stoicmaverick ,

How many million dollars for you to hold direct eye contact with Elon Musk while he masturbates to completion? Don’t act like there’s not a number.

DJDarren ,

I’d do it for the price of a reasonable three bed family house, tbh. Save myself the cost of a mortgage every month.

stoicmaverick ,

You should hold out for a fourth bedroom. I think he’s good for it.

DJDarren ,

True. But unlike him I’m not greedy.

Bennettiquette ,

but you are worth it.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

5 million, but he has to be okay with me doing it back.

stoicmaverick ,

Deal. Just don’t mention ‘Trump 2024’ or he’ll finish too quickly.

tiefling ,

$190,500 Mil and 5 cents

Garbanzo ,

How long is that going to take? Can we do it via Zoom? If it’s not inconvenient for me to attend this meeting I’d be down for $1/second. My number is higher if it has to be in person, but I’m not gonna act like it’s a high number.

stoicmaverick ,

You’re knees would be almost touching his, and your both on the 50 yard line at the halftime show of the Superbowl. You’re wearing a name tag…

Garbanzo ,

Yeah, that’s going to require some travel, so it’s going to cost more, but I’d go as low as $20,000.

BallsandBayonets ,

Eye contact is cheaper than having to look at his hands. For the right price I’ll even stroke… his ego by comparing him to Edison. Fortunately for me I’m sure he’d take that as a compliment and not realize I’m calling him a talentless hack that steals from Tesla.

femboy_bird ,

Checkmate liberals

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I don’t think Elon is a liberal by even the definitions of people that don’t actually know what it means.

femboy_bird ,

Liberal: a person that got checkmated by logic

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_lAb8m9MpI

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