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JusticeForPorygon , in Germans: what genocide?
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Siegfried ,

Well, he is right, its mass murdering, but not genocide.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Wait until we find his 2012 Twitter handle calling everyone but Titans unnecessary

desktop_user ,

If I randomly kill all humans it would be genocide. I absolutely hate the common usage of the word, but killing all humans definitely would be genocide.

yetAnotherUser ,

Killing 50% of any one people is genocide, right? For example, the Nazis killed up to 50% of European Romani people and it is classified as a genocide.

Let’s assume killing 50% of n peoples is genocide.

Since killing 50% of n peoples is genocide, killing 50% of n+1 peoples must also be genocide, else a number N would exist such that killing 50% of N - 1 peoples is genocide but killing 50% of N peoples is not. The existence of such a number N would be quite contradictory, as it would imply one could undo genocide by killing more people. Additionally, if one were to first kill 50% of N - 1 people and then kill 50% of one more people some time later, both events would be classified as genocide, since killing 50% of one people is assumed to be genocide.

Therefore, Thanos did in fact commit genocide.

rottingleaf ,

It’s still genocide if somebody survives. Otherwise Holocaust wouldn’t be a genocide.

jkrtn ,

Israel: [Murdering journalists and foreign aid workers] see? It’s not only Palestinians, it’s random.

Gork , in This is the way

If only spam callers were unable to spoof phone numbers that’d be great.

ickplant OP ,
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That’s true but they usually spoof some person I don’t know. So if I google it and it’s some Betty from East Bumfuck, I know not to pick up. Now, if they spoofed someone I know, that’s different.

psud ,

My phone is good enough at blocking spam calls that when an unfamiliar number calls I answer, and it’s usually a wrong number

Darkmuch ,

I was called by my own phone number once. Nothing suspicious there.

Rocketpoweredgorilla ,
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Back in my day we used to just talk to ourselves in person.

Gork ,

Heh that happened to me too! Very strange.

eerongal , (edited )
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You missed out, bro. It was you from the future calling to warn you of your dire fate and how to avoid it.

HoustonHenry ,

Man, I wish I could get a side quest shucks

PunnyName ,

Avoid?

Oh…

gregorum ,

I would’ve known to leave a voicemail

BallsandBayonets ,

I wouldn’t call myself… I’d send an email.

trxxruraxvr ,

If I got an email from myself that wasn’t signed with my gpg key I wouldn’t trust it.

Empricorn ,

You’ve never taken too many mushrooms and called yourself?

r00ty Admin ,
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The thing is, there are legit reasons to want to spoof numbers. My use case is that if I'm not reachable via sip I send the call over the normal phone network and set cid to the calling number.

I guess a middle ground would be that you could spoof numbers to phone numbers you've registered and verified with your provider.

To be honest though, the scammers and spammers will always find a way round it and spoof anyway.

Wild_Mastic , in m'theydy

TIL Fedora is also an hat (not only a Linux distro), and the RedHat logo and name makes sense now.

Edit apparently the original hat brand stil exists and cost a fuck ton

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Fedora is indeed a model of hat.

JCreazy ,

You never see Indiana Jones?

Wild_Mastic ,

Yeah, but didn’t know it was called that way. Maybe because it got translated in a different way in my language.

Natanael ,

Also the hat associated with the fedora meme isn’t a fedora, it’s a trilby.

ramble81 ,

You’re one of today’s ten thousand

simpleslipeagle ,

The coolest bit of vender swag I own is a red felt Red Hat branded fedora. It’s outstanding.

pythonoob ,

An hat…

FartsWithAnAccent , in Yep, defintely not a bad person
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Gotta be trolling, right? Right?

gedaliyah ,
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Well, those pregnancy hormones can bring on some unhinged thought patterns but this is Disney villain levels.

PapaStevesy ,

Yeah, the fiancé misspellings give it away, too intentional.

MadBob ,

It also seems like they want someone to reply “*fiancé” so people can reply in turn like “out of all the problems you could have with this story…”

Cornelius_Wangenheim ,

It might be, but the wicked step-parent stereotype is unfortunately very grounded in reality.

FatTony , (edited ) in Divide and rule

I feel like the artist originally wanted to make this primarily medieval themed. But then realisied “Oh yeah, news and stuff are a thing.” And then just added laptops and antennas.

howrar ,

Someone shared a different version that doesn’t have those newer stuff. That might’ve been the original.

lemmy.ca/comment/7948433

cypherpunks , (edited )
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Rubanski ,

The font is slightly different as well

howrar ,

True. It’s very obvious when you look at the “E”.

1995ToyotaCorolla ,
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It’s been added on to. The original didn’t have the radio towers or “time out” area

TokenBoomer , in Stuck

Calm? It scares the ever-living shit out of me that I’m surrounded by these people every day. They drive next to me. They have power over me. It’s frightening.

Jackcooper , in Dune

It’s the cheap cosplay guy making a big decision

fidodo ,

You can trust him to always make the most horrifying one

Kolanaki ,
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All he has to do is bend over. Easiest cosplay ever.

Hawk ,

ThatsTheJoke™

AdmiralShat , in Guys, lots of people on other communities are unsubscribing from here because of all the inane, boring "jeans" karma-whoring. Its "shitpost", not "shit post"

People join a shitpost group and are mad all the posts are shitposts

drdiddlybadger ,
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I’m mad it’s all ai shitposts. Shits unsettling.

StopSpazzing ,
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Would you describe the shit as liquid and runny then?

drdiddlybadger ,
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Slimy and strangely unsatisfying.

wise_pancake , in Witty title

Shrek is an infinitely better man than Steve Harvey.

THE_MASTERMIND OP ,
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Please provude context for an ignorent fella

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Shrek is love. Shrek is life. I’m not sure we can say that about Steve Harvey.

THE_MASTERMIND OP ,
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Yeah . I was expecting some dirt on steve harvey tho.

humorlessrepost ,

Probably referring to quotes like the ones in this video youtu.be/az0BJRQ1cqM?si=a0YFAcvPYwqBnDyu

THE_MASTERMIND OP ,
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The guy is a fucking piece of shit

toxicbubble ,

steve is a conservative shill, shrek is a role model

THE_MASTERMIND OP ,
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Agreed

wise_pancake ,

He’s just poopy.

He’s made comments that black women shouldn’t date Asian men, then said he didn’t say abusing wrong after the backlash.

He wrote a book (with sequel) to the effect that women are too slutty and that’s why men cheat on them or won’t commit. You’ll never want to eat a cookie again after reading his book.

He blamed his own cheating on his wife.

He also says atheists don’t have a “moral barometer”, which says a lot about what he’d do if he didn’t think he’d get in trouble from God.

He’s not nearly up to par with Shrek.

THE_MASTERMIND OP ,
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That turd doesn’t even come close to shrek

MentalEdge , in FB content... I guess...
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Ew, the texture of raw chicken is vile.

0x4E4F OP ,
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It’s like shrimp… not cooked at all…

slaacaa ,

Love it in my sushi

iain , in AI or DEI?

This just shows that AI sucks for getting accurate information. Even if it didn’t hallucinate black people, it would’ve been just as wrong, just with white skinned queens. Now the lies just line up with “current social freakout of conservatives”.

IHeartBadCode ,
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AI is like spicy autocomplete. People need to understand that AI is basically that Excel meme but with pictures.

SpaceNoodle , (edited )

I am not familiar with this particular meme.

iain ,

Excel 🤝 Incel Incorrectly assuming it’s a date

👆 they probably meant this one

imPastaSyndrome ,

Ooh that’s a keeper

SpaceNoodle ,

That’s a total non-sequitur

Nikls94 ,
Skua ,

I do have to wonder if Excel would still have done that had the creator not mis-spelled February

Ottomateeverything ,

They didn’t? At least in the version I’ve seen, they typed “Fe” and excel auto filled the “buary”. That’s the whole point of the meme.

Skua ,

It's "February", so when the user typed "Febu" the program discarded "February" as an option. Only the "ary" part is autocompleted in that image, the "Febu" part has been typed manually. Although I can imagine that that first R will steadily get dropped in some dialects of English considering how it isn't really pronounced in them

Ottomateeverything ,

Someone posted the version I saw below. In that one, the person has only typed “Fe”. I haven’t seen one that had “Febu” typed, but yeah, that obviously would throw it.

KeenFlame ,

It really does not, even if you have a perfectly accurate model and ask it “draw an English queen, but make it ethnically diverse” this would still appear.

PerogiBoi , in But isn't it dead too?
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We kidnapped these plants from their homes and keep them prisoner inside some weird unmoist place where the sun is missing. Wat u expect

Akasazh ,
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unmoist

Speak for yourself

flicker ,

Seriously. I wish.

MrJameGumb , in i hate my wife and i love bug lite
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PP_BOY_ OP ,
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OH MY GOD IM CUMMING

EdibleFriend ,
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Slowly going away. I remember, when I was a kid, out during the summer in the backyard. You would see so many of these little fuckers in every direction you look. Just all over the place. Now, during the summer, you are lucky to see one every few minutes.

MrJameGumb ,
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I still see a lot of them in the summer where I live now!

EdibleFriend ,
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So…you stole them from here? You bastard.

MrJameGumb ,
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I didn’t, but we could always use more…

EdibleFriend , (edited )
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I didn’t but I want them so bad i would do anything, absolutely anything to get them

That’s what I just heard.

Sombyr ,

Where I live they seem to come and go. Some years there’s literally zero, then a few years later there’ll be so many you almost don’t wanna go outside because they might get in your mouth. Although admittedly I haven’t seen the usual swarms lately either. It’s long overdue and yet they’re not here.
It’s a big change from when I was a kid, still living in this same area, but we had a consistent, manageable number of fireflies every year.

PerogiBoi ,
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Slowly going away.

Ya just like my dad! He’d go on increasingly longer business trips before divorcing my mom and taking all the money. Eyoooooooooooo 🤙

MECHAGIC , in Hippo, really paul
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Whats up with the weird image quality with the text screenshot?

moriquende ,

Sorry my scanner has been acting up.

Hupf ,

Is it a newly acquired x-ray scanner, by any chance?

Sotuanduso ,

It’s funnier because it implies the bit on the bottom is unimportant.

Mongostein ,

It’s fake

Aggravationstation ,

Exactly. Why call the cops when you can fire somebody a text?

c0mbatbag3l , in This is chaotic neutral?
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Your expectations of people understanding falconry in general and the gear that falconers use is far higher than I’d give the average person credit for tbh.

Sotuanduso ,

Hold your arm out like you’re summoning the bird.

NewAgeOldPerson ,
TheRealLinga ,

XKCD Dunning-Keuger effect? Sweet!

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