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UnderpantsWeevil , in AHH I DONT KNOW WHAT I SAID AHHH
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Redditors want to pretend he’s simply dumb, but when you get past the memes, what he’s ultimately saying is “I promise to give my friends the nice fancy rich people kind of women’s health care, while staunchly defending the right to brutalize my enemies for trying to access the mean ugly poor people kind of women’s health care.”

The policy he’s promising is consistent with what the Republican Party (and the Anti-Abortion wing of the Democratic Party) have always held to. You’ll get care commensurate with your social status. The abortion equivalent of Jim Crow.

SrElsewhere ,
sagrotan , in Gastronomical Masterpiece
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GOOD soy sauce, not that brown salt water they sell everywhere as “soy sauce”. The wasabi situation is even worse.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Good soy sauce is a must.

Kolanaki ,
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So Kikkoman?

x4740N , in Gastronomical Masterpiece
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What fucking godless heathen eats rice with ketchup

Treczoks ,

Americans. They would even eat old car tires with ketchup.

Manifish_Destiny ,

Nah dude. Just a little bit of soy or tonkatsu sauce.

CoolGirl586 ,

Ketchup rice is a Japanese dish. www.chopstickchronicles.com/ketchup-rice/#recipe

minyakcurry ,

That’s fried rice, not white rice steamed or cooked in a rice cooker. I can imagine putting ketchup on a nigiri and immediately getting scolded in Japan.

stackPeek ,
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Fried rice, not normal rice

ringwraithfish ,

And who determined steamed rice is “normal” rice.

Ricist!

mondo_brondo ,

I’ve never heard of anyone eating rice with ketchup before.

frunch ,

Have you ever American though?

key ,

A few times. Fantastic marbling but ironically not very good with ketchup.

mondo_brondo ,

Yes

frunch ,

A man of culture, i see

titter ,

I like white rice with cheddar cheese and ketchup. Best to cube your cheese up from a block and put it on last with the ketchup so it doesn’t melt.

You should see how i make tea.

Lucidlethargy ,

Lol, we really don’t do this. But it’s fun to fuck with people.

sock ,

more like people in America sometimes eat it. just like how people everywhere sometimes do everything and stupid nationalism only divides everybody more.

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Don’t knock it till you try it.

Jaysyn ,
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I've never seen a fellow citizen that was older than 9 eat rice w/ ketchup.

It's butter, salt & black pepper in the southern USA, at least.

tacosplease ,

Haha I don’t know many American adults who eat ketchup on more than a few foods. Maybe burgers, maybe hot dogs, probably french fries. Most of us hate how it smells too.

root_beer ,

Hell, burgers are the only thing I’d consider it for, and even then I’ll look for something else first more often than not

hydrospanner ,

Only all-season radials.

We got standards, you know.

Kusimulkku ,

That’s the joke

MashedTech ,

Agreed

Yearly1845 ,

Have you never tried it? It’s quite good, though I haven’t done it since I was a child.

tacosplease ,

As a kid I used to eat ketchup on baked potatoes. Probably not bad, but it still grosses me out to think about it.

Ranch dressing was another good one for baked potatoes. I’m not interested in that now either, but ranch feels much more respectable than ketchup.

FeatherConstrictor ,

Me sometimes when I have no energy for anything else :| been doing it since I was a kid

odium , in Sometimes what a person needs is just...

It’s real!

someguy3 , in It's finally over.

Tunnel, duck!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Something_Complex ,

No, that’s a duck tunel

explodicle ,

Yeah but it’s filled with tunnel ducks

Something_Complex , (edited )

Ok so the tunel ducks have to duck when going through the duck tunel

EleventhHour , in Sometimes what a person needs is just...
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c/2me2irl

Gullible , in giving her 🧀

“Baby, stop running. I have muenster!”

VonCesaw ,

If she’s running she doesn’t know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off

SnokenKeekaGuard , in Twin peaks, as it were.
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So the twin peaks were boobs all along?

GBU_28 ,
Sadrockman ,
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Always have been.

Exusia , in Someone been stealing ideas
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The ONE similarity lmao

Kolanaki ,
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They’re both animated.

Bam. Two similarities.

Exusia ,
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You got me occifer!

Blue_Morpho , (edited )

Bebop crew always talks down to Faye. That makes her the Meg Griffin of the show.

Old grey haired dude obsessed with Spike and Chris.

It’s pretty obvious Family Guy is a Bebop adaptation for American audiences. Fox Studio just made a few tweaks.

Schlemmy , in giving her 🧀

Search for Pink and Brie.

DudeImMacGyver , in giving her 🧀
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I gave my partner cheese and we’ve been together for almost ten years, this is probably true.

Bunnylux , in giving her 🧀
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I’m sorry but I must downvote because this has been reposted to hell and back for literally 10 years on every platform known to humanity.

wreckedcarzz ,
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We are all your age with your memories. You found the secret, congratulations!

FlyingSquid OP , in Trapped in a Cabin with Lord Byron - A One Page RPG
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ITT: People who don’t understand that this is a joke and not a game anyone is expected to actually play.

blackluster117 ,
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Well I thought it looked rather interesting and fun. The role playing comes from someone agreeing to take the role of Byron and acting things out with the group.

papalonian ,

I can see this being the framework of a great drinking game

Frozzie , in Shitty deal
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No way all beads on the far left fit in one orifice.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Oh I can assure you that some people fit far larger and longer things in there.

Frozzie ,
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Really? I’m a visual learner, how about you show me 😁😳😳

coffeebiscuit ,

😗🫥🫥🫥

M137 ,
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There are many videos of people fitting way more than that. They’re not hard to find.

CrowAirbrush ,

I can send some videos if you like😅

surewhynotlem ,

Well that’s just selfish. They should learn to share

MissJinx ,
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yes I mean how do you even hopd your poop after fiting one of those in your ashole

Agent641 ,

Butt plug. Literally used to plug up a loose sphincter between poops.

MissJinx ,
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omg, why 🤮

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Weird sex

IndefiniteBen ,

What size do you estimate they are? Tennis ball sized?

CluckN , in LASER HIGH FIVE!

Finally some art

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