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SandmanXC , in Good point

Cause I’m single and trying to pass this math test

scarilog ,

Betraying the trust of your significant other ❌

Flagrant violation of academic integrity ✅

NABDad , in And why your brother is your father and the father of your child😂

You have to separate boy guinea pigs at 4 weeks of age to keep them from impregnating their mom and sisters.

PinkyCoyote OP ,
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Had a cousin like that

Assman ,
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Roll tide

Pregnenolone ,

You also have only like, 2 days to do it from when you can reasonably tell their sex and between when they become sexually active.

Make a mistake? Prepare to do it all again in eight weeks with 4-6 more

Lumisal ,

Well that’s why people used to eat them

Liz ,

Still do. There’s delicious, but there’s not a not of meat on them.

Lumisal ,

Do they taste like rabbit by chance?

Liz ,

I don’t know! I doubt it. The one I had was pretty greasy, but that easily could have been preparation. I didn’t spend much time in the “eat guinea pigs” part of the world, so I only had one.

brbposting ,

Might’ve been happier not knowing that

brbposting ,

Guess I don’t like guincest

Theme ,

Guinea pigs just like me fr fr

ThrowawaySobriquet , in Virginia is shrinking!

I went to a panel presentation on the early colonies around the Revolution once. When they took questions, I asked if there was any special logistical problems Virginia ran into after due to how large the territory was and man, they treated me like a fuckin idiot. I still think about that. It’s not, like, important or anything I just don’t have a therapist for this sort of shit

solsangraal ,

should have asked them why, if they were so set on being independent, they didn’t change the name of the state to something OTHER than the queen of england

Dasnap ,
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ThrowawaySobriquet ,

At the time I was 22 and didn’t have a firm grasp on the idea I could tell someone being rude to go fuck themselves. It was just a bunch of old folks pining for the glory days of national pride and dysentery, but like, fuck. Snuff out a curious light like that.

solsangraal ,

kind of strange, the older i get (40smthg now), the less respect i have for people 20+ years older than me, and the more i have for 20+ years younger

dethedrus ,

I’m older but in the same boat. Unless those younger people are part of proud technological illiterati, which really pisses me off for some reason. Probably those 30 years of being an IT drone…

snekerpimp ,

Soon it’ll just be the peninsula. A bunch of ponies and Eastern Shore seasonals

Edit: was supposed to be a comment on the main post, fat fingered it, my bad

5714 ,

Why did they treat you like that?

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

No idea. I still wonder sometimes where the disconnect was, but I also just try to not let things like that get to me anymore. I’m having mixed success

BrokenGlepnir ,

It’s got a few answers. For the first one, the logistics were handled by not administering the territory, those were only claims. For the next one, logistics were handled by breaking them up into other territories that would become states since administering it wasn’t feasible. In the third, it was possible, but it caused problems. The civil war was not the only grievance west virginia had. They had been neglected for the better part of a century. Richmond usually didn’t care much about those on the other side of the mountains. In some ways the civil war was just a good time to do what they’d probably wanted to for awhile. Really the logistics are the reason virginia is the size and shape it is today. Now they have a capitol where they can be not cared for by locals.

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

👊

Aggravationstation , in I'm down and need picked up!

Anybody know where you can pick up that tshirt? Or know a place that sells backless tops for men and a good tattoo artist?

Omgboom , (edited )

Edit: use the other guys link

ABasilPlant ,
Aggravationstation ,

Thanks friend

Aggravationstation ,

Thanks friend

bruhduh ,
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There’s lotta printing services that’ll print what you want on t-shirts, mugs, posters, hoodies and other things

Duamerthrax , in Loyalty

All that drama for dyed corn syrup.

GladiusB ,
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Real maple syrup is better. Fight me.

Rediphile ,

No one in their right mind would disagree with your position.

Baylahoo ,

I might be the 10th dentist but I grew up with the fake stuff and enjoy it far more. I didn’t understand why all of the “nice syrups” tasted awful comparatively.

pineapplelover ,

On an episode of Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsay gave this chef two similar dishes, and I believe the chef enjoyed the one that tasted like instant microwave food. So you probably just have shit taste. Fortunately, once Ramsay cooked some good food up for the guy, he shed tears and loved it. There is hope for you yet.

flamingos , in Pigs in a blanket for the lazy
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Corn dogs are battered though. A beef wellington is actually a posh sausage roll.

Swedneck ,
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sausage rolls are posh french hot dogs

chiliedogg ,

Or a Texan Kolache.

OscarCunningham , in Thanks, Apple
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Fewer turns but one more Bend.

FlyingSquid , in We all know it's true
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Whatever. I’ll still be here.

Edit: Jeez. My egotistical comment was beaten by 7 hours. lemmy.world/comment/10773740

Mr_Buscemi ,
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The squid has spoken!

FlyingSquid ,
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More sort of clicked my beak halves together, but yeah.

MeThisGuy ,

Squidward and Picard… goats of the Lemmyverse!

we bow down before thee

Melvin_Ferd ,

Literally came here to say this. A few of you are keeping the place alive

MrShankles ,

No one cares about you 🙄 for the love of life. Get off it already… you even forced an emoji outta me, just to really get my point across /s

Sorry sorry, trying to be sarcastic-mean, not actually mean. Just wanted to rib poke for a second, but not at the expense of a person I don’t know. I truly like seeing your activity around here; couldn’t help myself though. Ya dick

I’m not great at sarcasm lol. I only wish the best for you, ya random squid 🐙

FlyingSquid ,
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Your sarcastic mean was sarcastic enough. Thanks and I wish the best for you too! :)

ILikeAllAss ,

I always enjoy your comments squid, even when I disagree with you

Mechaguana ,
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Big squid we like you but picard has so much more rizz you must understand

FlyingSquid ,
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I realize I’m a pale imitation.

creditCrazy ,
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You mean blue imitation?

lugal , in Jenkins.
confusedbytheBasics , in A future sci-fi writers never could've imagined

Also William Gibson wrote about foiling facial recognition with makeup over thirty years ago.

Cosmicomical ,

Also i think in Spook Country (but i’m not sure) he makes them use a t-shirt with an “ugly face” which is designed to disable facial recognition.

funkless_eck ,

Also Judge Dredd has clown folk who are essentially juggalos.

charonn0 , in toxic
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Moisturize me!

frobeniusnorm , (edited ) in His neighbors live in constant terror

He ran it 457.143 times

bruhduh ,
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c/theydidthemath

anarchrist ,

I don’t think they did it right. A) because he said he ran 32 miles on that loop or 451 and a bit loops and B) I think even if he ran all 3200 miles that year, OP is off by a factor of 10

frobeniusnorm ,

Dear fellow anarchist,

32 / 0.07 = 457.142857

source: my calculator app

EDIT: dammit, i am from germany and , is here the decimal point . i copied it from the app, gonna correct it

anarchrist ,

Oh right i forgot about backwardsland 😁

frobeniusnorm ,

In a discussion referencing the imperial system “backwardsland” is another country :)

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Wait, there are other countries?!

AtariDump ,

/c/TheyDidTheMonsterMath

Viking_Hippie ,

/c/ItWasAGraveyardsMath

hardaysknight ,

Let it die with Reddit

ILikeBoobies ,

But but but

Bobby Pickett

postmateDumbass ,

I really want to believe he was cosplaying as Superman trying to turn back time.

some_guy ,

For that run. 45700x total.

DickFiasco , in And it went Gold

“Around the world” aren’t the lyrics, they’re just another instrument. You wouldn’t say that the drum beat is repetitive, for example.

MindTraveller ,

Yes I would. Daft Punk’s songs are boring AF, except for their work on TRON Legacy. And their movie scoring was only good because of the movie’s editors. The soundtrack on Spotify is boring too.

Pilferjinx ,

They’re boring by today’s standards. Back then, they were slightly above average.

MindTraveller ,

There was plenty of good music in 1997, it just wasn’t pop.

Pilferjinx ,

Hm that might be the reason. Is there any tracks I should check out around that time?

MindTraveller ,
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

I saw them live. Music was good but there was very little dancing in the crowd.

Blackmist ,

They’re no The Prodigy.

lauha ,

But drum is repetitive. That’s its function.

Obi ,
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Just like it’s the function of that sample.

toddestan ,

And here I thought it was referring to “Robot Rock”. Though I suppose that’s only two words.

Resol ,
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Television Rules the Nation

eager_eagle , in TIL
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NeatNit ,

incidentally, I’d like to cancel my parcel.

yamapikariya ,
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I’m upset at how I read those words.

jaykay ,
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Sounds french

sp3tr4l ,

Now make it cel shaded

Kidplayer_666 , in Why has no one thought of this before?!

Dutch be like “amateurs”

SpruceBringsteen ,

Slartibartfast*

bstix ,

The Dutch won’t get awards for the design of the coastline.

georgette ,

The Dutch word for “amateurs” is actually “amateurs”, except “ama” is pronounced like it is in “Amadeus” and “eu” is pronounced like a really posh British person saying “oh”

MadBob ,

How are you saying Amadeus so that the “ama” is different from that in “amateurs”?

win95 ,
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Was looking for this comment

MeThisGuy ,

hear here

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