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AFallingAnvil , in Have fun with this one
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Cereal from a spear?

Zoomboingding , in stap
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MrShankles ,

Beautiful

snowsuit2654 , in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.
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Years ago the punk band Treephort turned this billboard into a song: treephort.bandcamp.com/track/gorilla

aeronmelon , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

I met a blind guy who wanted to experience a concert, so I took him to hear Coldplay. He said, “Now I wish I was also deaf.”

henfredemars ,

Go to enough concerts without hearing protection and he will get his wish.

Blackmist ,

I live about 10km from a big festival site. We could hear Metallica playing the other year.

Ilovethebomb ,

Quantity over quality, sounds like Metallica.

Got_Bent ,

I’ve been to hundreds and do have the tinnitus but it doesn’t much bother me at all. I rarely go anymore because of unrelated reasons, but it was all worth it.

papalonian ,

I worry because I hear it gets progressively worse even after you’ve stopped exposing yourself to extreme volumes. I raw-dogged two or three shows that were way too loud to be at without protection and that was enough for one ear to have significantly worse hearing than the other, that’s what finally made me start using those musician earplugs. But apparently I can expect the ringing and loss of hearing to continue getting worse anyways…

Danquebec , (edited )

Good to know. And that’s worrying.

systemglitch ,

I can see and I’d be pissed if that was the concert you took me to without forewarning.

Tier1BuildABear , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?
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Did you mean, “turn IT up”?

Also, if bands were colors, Coldplay would be beige.

Lifebandit666 ,

Is that a kind of yellow?

Listen to the song, see how it sounds to.you, it’s doggy do, and they were all BEIGE

obinice , in Have fun with this one
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Cereal on a gherkin, hmm

Etterra , in Have fun with this one

Reading the other comments suggests that their referencing some song or another.

MataVatnik ,
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Living on a prayer by bon jovi

Etterra , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

I think they misspoke. They probably meant to say Nickelback, not Coldplay.

rudyharrelson ,

Does anyone else hate Nickelback, Coldplay, Justin Bieber, Billie Eilish, and Maroon 5? Upvotes to the left

loaExMachina ,

Remember this amazing game? Kill Justin Beaver flash game

Etterra ,

I’m just indifferent to Coldplay and can’t even remember who Maroon 5 is. I’ve also never listened to Billie Eilish, but she has the worst case of resting bitch face I think I’ve ever seen in my life.

roboto ,

OMG I never dared to say this out loud, it‘s so controversial yet so true!

grrgyle ,

People hate Billie Eilish?? I don’t go out of my way to listen to their stuff, but that latest song “lunch” has been getting a lot of radio play, and it’s fuckin hot, like what’s not to like

DontRedditMyLemmy , in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement

I don’t like the extrapolation that Trump is the analog of innocent school children.

synae ,
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psycho_driver ,

And his parents shipped him away to some far off school for being such a little prick.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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Most kids are pricks at one point or another. The trick is to grow out of it.

samus12345 ,
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Innocent school children.

synae ,
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Well spotted, I stand corrected

w2tpmf ,

I don’t like the extrapolation that the person that was killed wasn’t an innocent victim because they were at a Trump rally.

LostAndSmelly , in Have fun with this one

Eating on a dare Take a bite, we’ll make it, I swear Woah-oh, livin’ on a prayer

PhlubbaDubba , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

Years later and that album launch is still traumatizing folks XD

Apytele , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

You joke but music memory is literally the last thing to go. In fact, if you ever want to help the nurses care for your relative with dementia, make 2 playlists / mixtapes of their favorite songs. One Playlist of calming songs for them to sleep to and to listen to when they’re upset, and one Playlist of exciting songs for when the physical therapist needs to get them up and active!

MeatPilot , (edited )
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My gran grans favorite “get up and go” songs.

  • My Neck, My Back (Lick It)
  • Magic Stick
  • Put It In Your Mouth
  • Look Back At Me
  • Deepthroat
  • Pussy Monster
  • Anaconda
IndiBrony ,
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Is your gran single?

MeatPilot ,
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Pop pop did pass away. Heart attack in bed.

TheBat ,
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Is he the reason why ‘when you nut but she still keeps sucking’ meme exists?

Apytele ,

Again, you joke, but do you know how hard it is to control STDs in a building full of women with dead husbands who can’t get pregnant?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

I mean, if your husband is dead, it’s kind of assumed that he can’t get pregnant.

Willy ,

You joke, but do you have any idea how hard I’ve tried?

GluWu ,

I want to get a tatoo that says “Things to play if I have brain damage” or something, then put bands and genres that hit core memories.

JoShmoe ,

This is my new objective today.

ProvableGecko ,

Get a qr code to a Spotify playlist. This way you won’t have to get laser removal when you want to change a song

NateSwift ,

Better yet just encode the list of songs in the qr code. No need to depend on SaaS

NikkiDimes , (edited )

Better yet, get a qr code to your own domain that forwards to your spotify playlist so you can change the entire qr code to something else in the future should you want to

Edit: Hell, I might actually do this lol.

trolololol ,

Who’s going to maintain the domain while you’re in coma? Also how do you know the price for playlists 5 years from now, it could be more expensive than a car!

NikkiDimes ,

🤨

SpaceNoodle ,

My wife still struggles with language and memory after her strokes from several years back, but every now and then she’ll break into song with a perfect tune from even as far back as her childhood.

NikkiDimes ,

Please stop, that’s beautiful. Best of luck to you and your wife ❤️🥺

GTG3000 ,

“speak-singing” is a thing some people do to work around language issues, apparently it’s an entirely different part of the brain.

grrgyle ,

So that’s gonna be whirling-in-rags (evening) and Mute City (Kyaku remix), respectively, for me.

collapse_already , in Or meet and cheese

Charcuterie- making Lunchables high brow food for adults.

wizardbeard , in Betrayal

“She died in childbirth”

enraged train horn noises

Stamets OP ,
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I was watching some Critical Role recaps and was in the middle of a deeply intense emotional moment. I had to turn away because I was welling up a bit and looked to the second monitor. A single lemmy message. I refresh. It’s this.

I cannot stop laughing at both the absurdity of the moment and the intense hilarity of that comment.

Bravo. Bra-fucking-vo.

ininewcrow , in Hey isnt that the horse from Horsin’ around?
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I should hang a moose on the wall like this

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