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Linneajospeh , in Or meet and cheese

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TrickDacy , in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement

Uvalde police department wasn’t meant to prevent shootings. (Or deal with ongoing ones either, in their opinion)

sunzu ,

Yeah, but local police never blinks an eye to kill random person, esp non white, if they feel "scared"

I guess they did not feel "scared" enough here?

hmm, i wonder why...

TrickDacy ,

It’s a mystery!

Black616Angel ,

Also noone can know how many people didn’t even try to shoot trump or any (former) president for that matter, because the Secret Service was there with them.

TankovayaDiviziya , in Hes alive so this meme is OK right?

The difference is that Tetesuya was able to kill the PM because he did it at point blank range.

hOrni , in Have fun with this one

Good but it’s no snikle.

BigDanishGuy , in Or meet and cheese

I don’t know 'bout y’all, but I get them woody fibers between my teeth.

jaybone ,

The trick is to have wooden teeth.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah the George Washington strategy.

Sorse , in Lets hit them with their own weapons
@Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Don’t drink the water! They put something in it to make you forget. I don’t even remember how I got here

unreachable ,
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but do you even remembered drinking the water though?

Denjin ,

What’s water?

On a different topic, my head really hurts and I don’t know why

PeriodicallyPedantic , in Hellooooo!

What in the nightmare?

PeriodicallyPedantic , in Have fun with this one

Ah yes.

Woah were half way there
Woah-oh lucky charms on a pickle

My favorite lyrics

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

woah were half way there
Woah-oh part of this balance breakfast

IkarusHagen2 , in And they don't fold well either

I have 2 pillows, one big and one small

BluJay320 , in Betrayal
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Haven’t seen this one before. Props to you-choo

Dave , (edited ) in Betrayal
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Do you know how confusing it is that Thomas the Tank Engine has three blue, two red, and two green characters and they are the same shade of paint? We read Thomas books and my kid gets confused because Emily drives past Thomas, then meets Thomas coming down the line, past Thomas number 3.

I’m gonna guess British shops only sold three colours of paint in 1984?

FrostyTrichs ,
@FrostyTrichs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Do you know how confusing it is that Thomas the Tank Engine has the blue, two red, and two green characters and they are the same shade of paint? We read Thomas books and my kid gets confused because Emily drives past Thomas, then meets Thomas coming down the line, past Thomas number 3.

I’m gonna guess British shops only sold three colours of paint in 1984?

Such a trainsist, thinking all blue or green trains look the same. /s

Technofrood ,

Given Awdry was quite keen on accuracy to the real world engines (see the falling out with one of the first artists) I’m actually surprised there isn’t more consistency with the liveries. The Culdee Fell Railway has all engines with the same purple livery, and I think from memory the steam trains on the Skarloey Railway are red, which is more accurate to real life as generally each railway would have its own livery.

I think earlier on when there were fewer engines it was less of a problem as they all had fairly distinct shapes being based on different real engine classes Garden and pre rebuild Henry probably being the least distinct.

Dave ,
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I think earlier on when there were fewer engines it was less of a problem as they all had fairly distinct shapes being based on different real engine classes

Even so, it’s hard explaining to a 4 year old no no that’s not Edward that’s Thomas look at the flat sides, the flat bits come further towards the front than on Edward.

moosetwin , in And they don't fold well either
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rare body pillow W

lowleveldata , in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement

I ain’t paid enough to kill people for Trump

RustyNova , in Have fun with this one

Can someone explain the joke to me?

1rre ,

“Lucky cucumber” is as close as I can get but needs some mispronouncing of cucumber

MacNCheezus OP ,
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It’s a type of meme that asks you to complete song lyrics with the thing in the picture. The song in this case is “Living on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi. Here are some other examples (with solution):

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/8246e8c1-537c-471c-a201-8453052ca927.jpeg

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/bdbae7cd-125f-4cc3-9cfb-1f898c2350b1.jpeg

Unfortunately I didn’t find a satisfying solution where I found this meme, so I can only assume that this is some sort of an anti-joke, i.e. the joke is that there is no joke, but you waste a bunch of time trying to find one anyways.

USSMojave ,
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Could be “lucky charm spear” -> “living on a prayer”

Peppycito ,

If you live in a world where spear rhymes with prayer.

USSMojave ,
@USSMojave@startrek.website avatar

Shrug, blame OP who themselves doesn’t know how this post fits this meme

Peppycito ,

Don’t fret, I do.

Delta_V , in Have fun with this one

pickle bowls are rare

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I suppose “breakfast cucumber” would work if you stress the syllables correctly

MataVatnik ,
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Cereal on a pickle has the right out of syllables I think

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