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thisbenzingring , in After extensive personal research

This gave me a giggling fit. Can’t say I have ever thought about it but now that I have, I might need to play some pranks on a couple nieces and nephews

robocall ,
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children will eat the soap

originalucifer , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?
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i wanna say, egglets?

atocci OP ,
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I give you half-credit for the misspelling, but pretty much correct

erre , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?
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Lace tips??

Pyr_Pressure , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

Aglets.

Laces.

Sneakers.

Fapper_McFapper , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

Aglet. Thanks Phineas and Ferb!

FermatsLastAccount ,

Don't forget it

rockerface ,

Terraria for me

GreentheNinja ,

Terraria made me think they were some sort of instrument because of how it looked.

rockerface ,

I kinda gathered that they were part of a footwear because they’re part of the boots upgrade, but yeah, I had to look up the term afterwards

Oinkzilla , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

Aglets

swolf , in Lovely Neighborhood

Can’t decide if this is a shitpost or advertising.

comedy ,
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Little bit of A, little bit of B

XEAL , (edited ) in it's about damn time

Why is it called “bite” tho?

They use their pointy tube-like mouthpart to poke into our skin and get the blood. Isn’t that closer to stinging?

_CottonCandyUnicorn_ ,

Would you rather we call it penetration?

jdf038 ,

2 thoughts:

  1. there is a dick joke there
  2. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
XEAL ,

I saw the message in my inbox and I was thinking of replying just with a lenny face. Well there it is already.

jdf038 ,

Lenny on lemmy

It’s got a ring to it

lowleveldata ,

singing

Is that how you sing? Sticking your mouth to others’ skin?

ThePantser ,
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Does Dracula bite or sting?

XEAL ,

Bite.

FlyingSquid ,
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For the same reason we say a snake is poisonous, I guess.

XEAL ,

Snakes are venomous…

FlyingSquid ,
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Yes, that was my point.

redcalcium , in We'll get them in uni, lads.

gay communist

I never really thought about this until now, but it does describe Lemmy users perfectly. Bravo.

cheerjoy , in it's about damn time
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screw contracting diseases if it means you can turn the tables on them 🤷

nothing ,

If they bit you first, is there any increased risk? I mean you’ve already had blood contact if they were carrying anything.

cheerjoy ,
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Sure maybe when you start out by only getting revenge. But not when you decide to devastate the entire mosquito population, becoming the mosquito antichrist in your quest for vengeance.

Spamdump , in urinal

Ah the urinal. The place where all the dicks hang out.

iesou , in urinal

Baby Jeffrey! Forever unclean!

robocall , in Lovely Neighborhood
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The temporary license plate looks expired. Better support her so she can get that fixed.

solidsnake2085 , in Lovely Neighborhood
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I checked it out, she’s available now!

yoz ,

Share some pics for the bois

thisbenzingring ,

She’s cute but I only looked at her probably NSFW Instagram www.instagram.com/sierraxrain/

robocall ,
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That’s not safe for my work but my job sucks

Steveanonymous ,
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She looks like she should be yelling at Gino for not cutting up an onion without a cutting board

bigb5wm ,

might be leaked

wcktklwn ,

coomer.party/onlyfans/user/sierraxrain

BackOnMyBS ,
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holy shit 😮

0x4E4F , in Lovely Neighborhood
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Spreading the joy on the road!

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