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recapitated , in an empty cask, all alone

Can anyone tell me why horizontal lines through a colorful sun works so well as an aesthetic?

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fake nostalgy?:

  1. Old monitors rendered every frame line by line.
  2. Slow internet connections loaded pictures like a slow printer, in little horizontal chunks appearing one by one.
  3. Restricted color palettes in these days made all gradients have noticeable steps between colors, so maybe omitting some space between them made them look less borked, since your mind draw the transitional parts for you.

Idk, but this vaporwavy style is rooted in recreating or faking 80-90s visuals.

ummthatguy , in Looks like paradise
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Delivery Notes: Look for the tiny enchanted forest off the I-95

Triasha , in Rock Eagle Flag

You give us too much credit.

psmgx , in Looks like paradise

Or you’re on a farm and desperately need windbreaks

NickwithaC ,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

So desperate that you’ll wait 50 years?

Wogi ,

Closer to 10. Yes.

This is a pretty common thing in the American Midwest. You see it a lot around houses on the tops of hills, especially in new construction. It looks kinda silly for a few years but it’s the best you can do sometimes.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

it astounds me that people don’t do this, really

like i tend to always pay attention to how nice a property looks when i’m travelling past it, and good god it looks so much more enjoyable when you have a bunch of shade and greenery around you!

Properties without some sort of tree/hedge wall surrounding it out in the open just look absolutely miserable and trigger a long dormant part of my brain that fears being picked off by a giant bird.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

it astounds me that people don’t do this, really

It’s a fire and falling hazard having trees that close to the home. There are places here in California where you legally have to have a 100 foot wide firebreak around the building, like up around the foothills where wildfires are common.

Omgboom ,

Alternatively do this with bamboo (properly contained so it doesn’t spread) and it will be giant in under 1 year

WarmSoda ,

If you do that though you’ll attract pandas. And they won’t even procreate in your yard. Bamboo isn’t worth the hassle.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

They seem cute until you find one scurrying around your kitchen in the middle of the night.

erp ,

You may attract python too!

WarmSoda ,

It’s already on my computer. What do I do?

recklessengagement ,

How exactly does one properly contain bamboo at that scale

Omgboom ,

Because Bamboo expands by sending out underground runners you have to put some type of underground barrier to stop them.

rhizomebarrier.com/how-to-contain-bamboo-a-helpfu…

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

I love this idea and am filing it away for the imaginary future where I own a home and need more greenery, damn it! Because it’s going to be so lush and green. And there will be water and mountains and a rainbow…

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

if the internet has taught me anything and it hasn’t, you can’t properly contain bamboo

SpaceNoodle , in Can't get that metallic taste out of my mouth

Doesn’t matter, sucked titty.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Doesn’t matter, memorised your house keys pattern.

(Be ready for surprise titty piercing at 3am, after the cat is done with the zoommies, so like 15-ish minutes past 3am.)

SpaceNoodle ,

Wait, do I know you?

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Oh, so you let just anyone suck on your house keys?!

Well, now Im not doing it.

psmgx , in Can't get that metallic taste out of my mouth

Is this true for other piercings? Asking for a friend

BubbleMonkey ,

It’s not true for any piercing, so no.

The jewelry should be non-reactive metal, and thus doesn’t have a distinct flavor. Unless you’ve never tasted anything cooked on stainless, in which case you might notice it.

But likely? No.

EarthShipTechIntern , in We cater any event!

Do they provide written material on ‘How to beat a dead horse’?

Maybe a dummies guide?

Sanctus , in Looks like paradise
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I live in a cabin in the woods

I live in a cabin in the woods

I live in a cabin in the woods

QualifiedKitten , in Ironing

Ooops. Millennial here and I often iron my bed sheets. I have a weird ventless washer/dryer combo thing, and no matter how quickly I pull my sheets out or what dryness level I set it to, they come out quite wrinkled. I don’t really mind if the main sheet is a bit wrinkly, but it drives me nuts when the top edge gets all folded, and then those folds become permanent creases.

Mouselemming ,

I don’t actually do anything about it, but I don’t like the way some sheets get that top hem all wrinkled either, so I honor your commitment to making the thing that matters to you better.

hornedfiend ,

And that is the con of having a combo. They do a much better job as separate appliances. Kinda like… All season tires. They do neither well.

QualifiedKitten ,

Yep. The dry cycle also takes about twice as long, but supposedly it’s more gentle on fabrics. It’s a pretty nifty option for small spaces without a way to properly vent the dryer, but I can see why they’re not more popular. The machine came with the place, so I didn’t exactly choose it, but I hang dry most stuff anyway, and definitely prefer it over dealing with shared, coin operated machines.

Sanctus , in Can't get that metallic taste out of my mouth
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I always wondered if she was lactating and she took the piercing out if it would spray in multiple directions like a titty shotgun.

FmbyMF ,
zakobjoa ,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

It does.

jaybone ,

I don’t think that’s how shotguns work. It’s more like a shower head with hard water buildup.

Daxter101 ,

Now I’m thinking of titty pump-action milk-shooting, but the Action Movie pump-action kind

DillyDaily ,

You do anyway without piercings.

The nipple isn’t technically one hole, it’s kind of like a porous sponge. After all, mammary glands are just mutated sweat glands, it’s a series of holes connected to a series of ducts.

So a lot of people find when lactating that it can spurt in crazy directions from unexpected parts of the nipple.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

Dad recognise dad.

Or lactation fetishist.

No_Eponym ,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar
DillyDaily ,

Nah, I’m just a person with leaky tits.

Leviathan ,

Makes me miss my ex haha

iheartneopets ,

No way they could be a mom, huh?

zea_64 ,

It was really weird the first time I saw the liquid pooling in 100 tiny bubbles before surface tension merged them

obinice , in Ironing
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

… You don’t iron your clothes?

Do you just go places looking like you just got dragged through a bush backwards?

deranger ,

Yes and yes

I’ll take my clothes to the cleaners if I need to look fancy. They do a much better job anyhow.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

man if your clothes look dragged through bushes i think you need to reconsider your washing and storage routine, my clothes just have minor creases and the fanciest part of my routine is rolling things up before stuffing them in a drawer.

uis ,

… You don’t get dragged through a bush backwards? In this economy?

Nachorella , in Ironing

I got into sewing so I do use an iron, but even then half the time I’m lazy and don’t even press my seams. I’m not very good at sewing as a result, but I have a good time all the same.

Mouselemming ,

Pressing open seams, especially the ones you need to sew over again, is the one really valid use of an iron.

And having fun is a very important part of home sewing!

barsoap ,

The other really valid reason is linen. Kinda unrelated to sewing itself and it’s not about stopping the stuff from crinkling (that’s right-out impossible), but to make sure that crinkles don’t always appear in the same place so the fabric has a chance of wearing down evenly.

Found this out the hard way because my linen duvet covers are oversized – nominal size is correct, but they’re made for down blankets, not flat ones. Blanket slides inside, generally towards the bottom, leaving a fabric flap on the top that really tends to crinkle as you sleep, wash, hang up, the crinkles don’t straighten out, exact same crinkles appear in the exact same spot and get chafed while sleeping, rinse and repeat for two years the first hole starts appearing, a month later there’s more than you can be bothered to patch.

Luckily it was a simple matter of running a stitch down the length of the thing to shorten it a bit, but given that an iron and ironing mat (not a full table, mat is completely sufficient) is significantly cheaper than linen covers or just the material for them, definitely worth the investment and time.

Oh and yes linen covers are definitely worth it because moisture regulation. It’s also nice and soft – not in the silky smooth sense, it has definitive grip to it. So are linen kitchen towels because they actually dry stuff instead of spreading water around. Half-linen is already a massive upgrade over cotton in that area and it’s much cheaper (the main reason why full linen is so expensive is because it’s a bugger to weave, not because the yarn is that much more expensive. Weaving linen wefts into cotton warps OTOH is pretty uncomplicated).

proudblond ,

Please tell me about any sewing-related communities you’re subbed to because I want to make sure I am also subbed to them! (I love linen)

barsoap ,

Oh that’s easy (and probably disappointing): None. Not really a hobby of mine, more of an extension to doing the laundry and being a cheapskate who can’t fathom buying something new when you can fix it in the time it takes to listen to a podcast episode.

Mouselemming ,

You make good points. I can’t stand linen myself, I find it scratchy and itchy, makes my skin peel, but I realize I’m in the minority, and if you like it, it’s worth making it last.

Lemming6969 , in Galaxy S10 til the wheels come off

MST pay is still the only secure way to pay at like 50% of all businesses.

Lemming6969 ,

Which of you tards didn’t get that S10 also has this amazing pay innovation that fills a huge gap… Worth downvotes in an S10 thread? LOL

WarmSoda , in Looks like paradise

Delivery note:

Just leave it by the tree.

Monument , in Lol. Lmao, even.

Oh.

Shit.

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