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Veraxus , in I piss in your general direction

Stop giving them ideas!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Track_Shovel , in I piss in your general direction
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I hope they have a lot of gypsum In their soil otherwise you’re going to burn the shit out of their plants

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Just break off a piece of drywall and shove it in there once in a while.

TheMightyCanuck ,
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This guy pisses in plants

Track_Shovel ,
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While you are joking, that would actually work.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited ) in I’m ashamed I asked but this post is not about me

Edit: looks like I’m switching to GNU Units

Use Wolfram Alpha, which is a mathematics engine first and text parser second (and it shows: the math is flawless but it wouldn’t understand the query; both need to be asked separately: 1/2). ChatGPT performs similarly this time but I wouldn’t trust it to expand a polynomial because there is very high chance that it would hallucinate some terms.

Of course, any calculator will do for this, it’s easy to verify that 2÷3×14 = 14÷1.5, no need to have a server run a billion times more complex calculation.

jdeath ,

isn’t it funny how humans will end up using a trillion times more energy so that the calculator can be less reliable, but acts like a person

JoMiran , in It's real
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I am 51, so Gen-X, but I have been a skater, surfer, gamer and chronically online most of my life (BBS old schooler!). In other words, my speak has always included current terms which I use unironically. Except rizz. Rizz is just cringe AF.

There is no such thing as generational slang. There is just slang.

Rustmilian ,
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Sticking out my GYAT for the Rizzler, something something fanum tax.

Shoot me now.

Emerald OP ,

Omg that’s so skibidi

Khanzarate ,

My wife named my bird Rizz.

She says I finally have rizz.

atomicorange ,

Prove it, show us the Rizz!

Khanzarate ,
deadlock ,

You got rizz, alright!

Rustmilian ,
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What type of bird is that? It’s so cute.

Khanzarate ,

He’s a cockatiel. The coloring is usually more indicative of a female, but they don’t have hard rules like that.

adam_y ,
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I’m gen-x and I am at the point where I don’t know if I say anything unironically any more.

(But you are spot on, slang is there, always, and it mutates as it is needed, but it isnt generational so much as sociopolitical and regional.)

Toneswirly ,

I believe this as well, no cap

nifty , in It's real
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Alternative title: use these words if you want your kid to never say them again

UnrefinedChihuahua ,

I started doing this and it works. Even better when I string them together incoherently and then they all get even madder.

don ,

This is the way.

usualsuspect191 ,

Totes based

batmaniam ,

Yeet that into the rizzophere, no cap fr fr

Edit: ong

Roflmasterbigpimp ,
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You can also make some up. That is very skibidi of you.

nieceandtows ,

Truthfully no hat

DontRedditMyLemmy ,

I like to use their words incorrectly to mess with them. Come up behind them playing Minecraft: “Are you playing that Roblox?” Or "For Real No Cat?’

Drusas , (edited )

Dads have been enjoying this since home video games became a thing. Now go play your Gameboy.

mojofrododojo ,

no shit, my dad called it the intendo, but then the fucker stole my gameboy and got addicted to tetris lol

mojofrododojo ,

it’s like these words have some kind of hidden meaning and when we (the olden folks) use them it debases their value.

which simply encourages me to use the more. “This shit has skibidi ohio rizz all over, no cap no fleek stream”

I have no idea what this incantation means, but it drives my children bonkers. feel free to try it.

nifty , in Damn kids, get off my lawn!
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Maybe because of too much lead exposure?

pelletbucket , in Close enough for government work

lol I was struggling in AP statistics, but our midterm and final were all multiple choice so all I had to do was plug in each option to see which one was right. probably would have pulled a D+ out of that class if it weren’t for the incompetent teacher

pelletbucket ,

and I’m not just saying that. The only reason I got through that class at all is because I sat between the future valedictorian and the salutatorian and they were capable of teaching themselves out of the book, then passing it on to me. I was in this guy’s class for an entire year and about 6 months in, he said something, and everybody’s heads snapped up at once because it was the first thing he’d said all year that made sense.

Minnels , in I like to spread knowledge

Not only do you have a butthole on this model but you also get to build all the intestines, heart etc. It was kind of weird to build this model. Can recommend!

Renorc , in Makes my head ache to look at.

Needs a purple Crown Royal bag to really tie it together.

x4740N , in Damn kids, get off my lawn!

I’m guessing this is from america

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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You guessed correctly?

– Source: A millennial American

practisevoodoo , in I like to spread knowledge

Not the first time. 80107, if you press the bull’s hole it lights up.

spujb , in It's real

i’ll take ragebait content that everyone falls for for 100 alex

andrew_bidlaw , in It's real
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TIL rizz is for chaRIZZma.

adam_y ,
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Nah, its for “grizzled tanman”. You oldies just don’t get it.

Jon_Servo ,

I keep a little bottle of tanning lotion under my pillow for the Tanman in case he comes to town.

A7thStone ,

Mr tanman bring me some rizz.

Etterra ,

No it’s for sounding stupid, but that’s okay. Everybody’s an idiot - me, drunk Steve, everybody - kids are no exception.

portifornia , in I piss in your general direction
Sam_Bass , in fruit

Someone should tell him theyve already been seeded

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