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ChaoticNeutralCzech , in Election Brownie

“Just cut out a square! It’s not that hard!”

Him:
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roguetrick ,

Human experience includes traveling to the moon, so 10^8^ not 10^7^. Order of magnitude difference, literally unplayable.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

It’s probably what we can experience without technology, which can also allow us to see smaller/shorter-duration things, or record past events. Eurasia is about 10^7^ m long.

archonet , in Shiny and chrome

TWO TRUCKS

HAVING SEX

programmer_belch ,
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

MY MUSCLES

MY MUSCLES

INVOLUNTARILY FLEX

tjsauce ,

TWO PICKUP TRUCK MAKING LOVE

FlyingSquid , in Oh jeez
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s one of the things I like about the movie Three Kings. They make no excuse about who invaded who and who was ripping off who.

Furbag , in The politics are better where it is wetter

Vote Isopod! They will consume the detritus of America and return nutrients to it’s soils!

p5yk0t1km1r4ge , in Brat summer is dead RIP
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t being a brat a bdsm fetish thing

Lost_My_Mind ,

I thought it was a line of dolls in the early 2000s

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Subs are “brats” to their masters in order to be “punished”.

shneancy ,

not everyone likes bratting or being bratted to! make sure your partner enjoy it before engaging in it

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

My partner is 100% a brat.

shneancy ,

bet you’re having lots of fun :3 i just meant in general, there’s lots of brats out there that assume every dom likes brat taming while for quite a few it’s a turn off

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, that makes sense.

SkybreakerEngineer ,

I thought it was a tube of meat

lone_faerie ,

There’s a difference between being a brat and being brat

umbraroze , in Damn it Salmo

Salmo has two AI packages commanding him to take five loaves of bread to the Two Sisters Lodge at 10am and to the West Weald Inn at midday, but the packages never execute as he has no bread in his inventory and the packages are of “escort” type, meaning he doesn’t actively seek any out. It’s possible this bug was introduced to avoid another, more serious one: if bread is given to Salmo using the console or CS, he will walk to one of the inns as commanded, take a bite of bread, and the game will crash. (UESP)

Right, this is classic Bethesda stuff right here.

leisesprecher ,

This is what’s happening in highly complex software over time. Every larger system has corners like this.

I’ve worked on a system that required that you send invalid XML, because some bloke 10 years ago didn’t know what he’s doing and hardcoded a certain structure.

Easy fix, but our clients relied in the old behavior, and nobody bothered fixing it.

Prunebutt ,

and nobody bothered fixing it.

As they said: “Classic Bethesda behavior”

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The real solution is to make Salmo not have a need to eat.

_stranger_ ,

Bethesda implemented a train in fallout 3 as a person wearing a train for a hat.

I don’t think they’re capable of solving things in normal straightforward ways.

FiniteBanjo ,

TBF the train worked really well and they managed to avoid programming vehicles from scratch.

roguetrick ,

And the terrain that train is passing? Also a hat. The skybox the terrain is floating in? You guessed it. It’s hats all the way down.

Engineer Train Hat

BreadOven ,

Always has been.

PenisDuckCuck9001 ,

Fuggin’ pointers

JackbyDev ,

I can only imagine what horrors of a more serious bug this hides.

PP_BOY_ , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

You need one (1) razor and that’s a Wolfman WR1 with Perma-Sharp Super blades. Everything else is cope

EtherWhack ,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

I prefer my Rockwell SS 6S with sharks

ProIsh ,

I prefer my sharks with lazer beams

popekingjoe ,
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

All we have are sea bass.

KnightontheSun ,

Ill-tempered?

popekingjoe ,
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

Oh yes very!

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Sharks are good too but I can’t find them local anymore and I’ll be fucked to put a whole online order for a pack of blades

CoffeeJunkie ,

Nah it’s great, just eBay search for Shark double edge razor blades. There’s plenty for everyone!

ruckblack ,

That’s what I use too, with feathers

minibyte ,

I’m running an old Gillette with Super Max Platinum blades – they work well enough. I got a 500 pack on ebay for $20 so I guess I’m set for life.

Hikermick ,

I’ve been looking to eliminate disposable plastic razors but yikes those prices are steep! Are they permanently sharp or something? There is zero info on their website unless I’m missing something

CaptDust ,

It’s a fancy handle (admittedly, very fancy) for safety razor blades or double edge blades. The blades themselves are generic/interchangeable and a lot cheaper.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

It was mainly a joke. Just thinking of the most expensive, esoteric, unattainable maker I could think of from back in my r/wetshaving days. Safety razors are the best way to shave, but just about anything will do great

toomanypancakes ,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

For what it’s worth I’ve used the same merkur safety razor for around a decade with feather blades I only had to replace every several weeks when I had a coarse beard. I use the same on my legs now and it still works amazing. Best shave I’ve ever had, since my beard was too cowlicked to use a straight razor. They’re easy to use, give a closer shave than cartridge razors, and they’re way less irritating. You totally don’t have to spend $300 if you don’t want to.

Hikermick ,

Thank you

Mnem667 ,

Lol. I’ll stick with my Gillette Tech and Astra Stainless. Thanks for the thought though.

xavier666 , in Damn it Salmo

Something something trains are actually wearable giant hats

BreadOven ,

Haha. Fallout 3?

Bakkoda , in The overworked IT person who just happened to quit his job on 18 July 2024

I was on vacation. They laid off my boss 2 weeks ago. They laid off my bosses boss 3 weeks ago. Guess who no one could contact?

I found out about all of this 2 days after the fact. Best vacation ever.

meliaesc ,

I’d start the job hunt now…

Bakkoda ,

Way ahead of you. GSK/Haleon looks to be unraveling in their toothpaste division. I’m only a long term contact worker so I’ve always got another job lined up. I’ve got another 9 months on this tour but i don’t see them keeping me, i cost too much.

wheeldawg ,

Wtf did they honestly expect from you in that situation anyway? Do they really think you would come back from vacation to deal with that? From what I can tell, fixing it is barely beyond a T1 hekpdesk amount of knowledge, just an annoying process. Unless there’s more to it, I haven’t looked heard at the details but that’s the gist I’m hearing.

But unless they’re going to triple my vacation length (in terms of paid days off in other words) and maxing out all my upgrade options for the next one I’ma have to say they can get bent.

Basically they gotta pay for the best version possible of that trip (assuming there was a trip) and give me enough time to take 2 more.

I ain’t taking a work call on vacation.

Bakkoda ,

Funny story. My boss vetoed work phones as a cost savings and at first there was a squawking fest but honestly he handled all communication to us and protected us from so much bullshit. Now he’s gone and no one could figure out how to get in contact with us aside from email/teams.

creditCrazy , (edited ) in Oh jeez
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

As an American I don’t think America would want to bomb my country to oblivion /s Edit: did not realize I need a /s so much

nicknonya ,
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

for now

zaph ,

Maybe not the whole country but we’ve taken out cities.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

And entire neighborhoods, but it’s totally okay because those were “poor” (aka majority black/Hispanic)

The cops investigated themselves, so we know it was a legitimate bombing and not some kind of hate crime disguised as excessive force.

Here’s the ------> /s <------- since I know some people who unironically believe things like this.

saltesc ,

Operation Rolling Thunder. Had some agent orange and napalm sprinkled on top too.

pyre ,

that’s because they don’t need to; you already have the congress and the supreme court for that.

woelkchen ,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

That’s what handguns and assault rifles are for!

makingStuffForFun ,
@makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml avatar

A lot of people believe that’s what 9/11 was.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,
EtzBetz ,

Tell that Trump. Maybe not with bombs, but there are other methods.

blindbunny ,

You realize America has bombed itself multiple times as well right?

MotoAsh ,

Uhhhh… you DO realize Republicans have been screeching about a new civil war for years, right?

There is a HUGE portion of this country that would ABSOLUTELY bomb their neighbors if they could get away with it. A civil war might not destroy everything, but that’s only happening to the Palestinians. The US is too big to repeat that travesty.

HK65 ,

You don’t want to know where the first bombing mission the US military took place then.

Wes4Humanity ,

That’s exactly what they want you to think! Muahhahah

Seriously though… It’s not REALLY the US that’s doing these things… It’s the global oligarchy… They just use American soldiers because we were the only ones left with any after WW2 and it stuck. The oligarchy has no allegiance to any country or people and would absolutely bomb the shit out of America if it profited them.

drathvedro ,

[Citation needed]

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

My citation is I’m making a sarcastic joke

Valmond ,

Wait til you find oil there 😋

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,
  • stares at California and Texas *

…nah.

Track_Shovel , (edited ) in Allow me to rock your perceptions

As a soil scientist, and a mod of !soilscience I respectfully reply to this meme with my own:

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/75b5b14b-4449-4042-93e5-701be2814c06.jpeg

You’re lucky I don’t know where you live, or I would fly to your house, and lecture you.

While I love this meme, I’m also unbelievably fucking triggered.

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/8a771bcf-6cef-436a-8e5a-840394971d3a.png

Fucking fighting words right there.

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/3045bef9-7c60-464a-b223-43572dd97d16.png

My reaction:

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/352214a3-c535-434a-a3f0-ab2ebbe235d9.png

setsneedtofeed OP ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar
Track_Shovel ,

I hope you’re happy, knowing you irritated the living shit out of some nerd on the internet.

I would be

setsneedtofeed OP ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar
Annoyed_Crabby ,

Yeah? Then who’s Sandy Loam?

msage ,

What does this reference?

PropaGandalf ,

Just had to learn this shit. You guys are weird…

AnarchistArtificer ,

I know, right? I bloody love this site and its weirdos

(I realise you may not find such weirdness endearing as I do. This comment is partly a self directed joke because whilst I don’t have Opinions on soil like the person you replied to, I live for that niche nerd internet shit (which is one of the things that makes me weird too)

PropaGandalf ,

me too, me too :)

Sam_Bass , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

I still use single and twin blades. 3 and up are just sales gimmicks.

KnightontheSun ,

I don’t know…the commercial with the cartoon showing sixteen blades are needed for that baby smooth face seemed pretty convincing.

Sam_Bass ,

Well, buy what you think works best for you is all i can say. Anything more than a twin blade is just a waste of time to me as i can get baby smooth with a single properly weilded

KnightontheSun ,

T’was a joke. I haven’t shaved with a razor for a few years. Just knock em down with an electric trimmer. I then keep buzzing all around my head. I don’t have time for hair anymore. 😬

I do think I own the five-blade versions from Costco. They’ve lasted for a long time since I hate using a razor in the first place. My father used the single edge safety razor. Wish I’d thought to ask for it when he passed. I would try using it.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar
intensely_human ,

I only use single blades. All other arrangements are designed to fail by being gunked up with trapped hair.

I use single blade disposable bics and have no complaints.

Sam_Bass ,

My twin does that too a bit more than the single. So i keep a couple inches of water in the sink to swish them out for continued use. Hasnt failed me yet

intensely_human ,

The 2+ blade setups wouldn’t have to. But they are designed such that the blade spacing matches the thickness of a whisker, ensuring they catch hair. Space those blades out another millimeter, and the problem goes away.

I use one bic for about a year. So about once a decade, I spend $5 on razors

chiliedogg ,

I’ve always found the Mach 3 to be the best shave, but I think it had more to do with the open back that keeps it from getting clogged than is does with the third blade.

HornedMeatBeast ,
@HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world avatar

When the Mach 3 launched, the women in my family were taking the mens’ razors and saying how crappie their own women’s razors were. The Mach 3 was a big hit.

I still use it myself. I shave my head and the 3 blades is much easier to clean out. I do use a safety razor on my head first to do most of the work because the blades are dirt cheap. About £11 for 100 and they are made by Gillette as well. I bought these blades years ago and still got about 15 left.

I use the Mach 3 to go over again to catch any hair I may have missed. I use it on my neck as well. Those multi-blades are a gimmick and I swear it’s to drive up prices.

I also use shaving oil instead of gel or cream. A single bottle lasts me months, a big saving there as well.

PsychedSy ,

Does Gillette still send razors to men randomly on their 18th bday?

HornedMeatBeast ,
@HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world avatar

First I’ve heard of it.

But then again I grew up in South Africa, I doubt Gillette would send us anything for free.

It is a smart way to get young men hooked on their product so that they never try the competition. The blades I use are Astra which are made by the same company making Gillette blades, Procter & Gamble.

Hell, I actually did some work at their factory in Berlin many years ago and they were very specific about their name, it was drilled into me to use ‘&’ and not ‘and’.

roguetrick , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
xx3rawr ,

Didn’t even build me up for it. Right at the first sentence.

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

Now that’s an American.

Too bad the modern company probably isn’t lead with his principles.

EddoWagt ,

everyone in the US should live in a giant city called Metropolis powered by Niagara Falls

What

roguetrick ,

Made outta porcelain (with ceramics at the time being essentially as magical as plastics 75 years later) and with total equality between the sexes.

Agent641 ,

“Everyone shall live in the megacity!”

“Even you?”

“No, I shall live in a fuckoff huge mansion on 4000 acres.”

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes? Do you expect Superman to cover the entire country? Do you know how much land that is?

baatliwala ,

The best a man can get

hotpot8toe , in correct

dude come on, I’ve seen this like 5 years ago

Fotzenfritz ,

But it is still the left path.

Fiivemacs ,

Alright

Isa ,
@Isa@feddit.org avatar

If the left path is the right one, then the left path is the right path … in a manner of speaking.

lugal ,

And if you eliminate the wrong path, the right path is the only one that is left

Aremel ,

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.

Isa ,
@Isa@feddit.org avatar

Brilliant! Here, for you: 🏆

fayoh ,

The charge port should be on the left side which is the right side. Not the right side which is the wrong side. -TeslaBjörn

iiGxC ,

I’ve never seen it

AFC1886VCC , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

People on Facebook lap this shit up.

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