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Banichan , in This explains much.
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I don’t understand this meme. This mini game was probably the only easy part of my childhood.

Schmeckinger ,

It’s complete RNG.

Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

My teenage reflexes didn’t care 😂

Schmeckinger ,

The first slice is skill based. The second has a chance to pick a adjacent one and the 3rd is basically random.

Banichan ,
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Absolutely not 😂

Verat ,
Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

The proof is in my experience. Now kindly slot off.

Ghostalmedia ,
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Nah. It was totally time-able. I nailed this almost every time.

thermal_shock ,

no shit, I won 90% of the time, just click click click, there was a timing trick to win everytime, was not rng.

mariusafa , (edited ) in that's it that's the whole show

Where plank? :(

VerilyFemme , in jd vance

Holy shit - I had heard about this, but those eyes are FIERCE. He looks great though, if only there weren’t anyone rallying against biological men wearing makeup.

captainlezbian ,

Yeah, if he was a progressive I’d be proud to have a senator confident enough in himself to dress like that to work. Instead I’m ashamed because of his actions

bolexforsoup , in The Air BnB Market is very competitive

I’d stay in a kruschevski tbh but I’m also weird and find them fascinating

sunzu ,

They are a great affordable housing and the blocks are designed for people to have everything close buy. Beats American style suburb 8/10 times IMHO

They are actually based on some Danish designs adapted to USSRs standards.

Hubi ,
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Beats American style suburb 8/10 times IMHO

Only if you’re lucky enough to live in one of the few well-maintained ones. At least in Russia, many are falling apart with loose handrails, water damage, sketchy elevators and mold.

sunzu ,

That's because Russian regime is even more retarded then what we got in the US...

Although looking at Florida condos... Maybe not lol

Snark a side... the issue is maintenance not the design

Hubi ,
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the issue is maintenance not the design

Oh yeah absolutely, not denying that.

dojan ,
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Good ideas marred by a flawed execution.

Demdaru ,

Not only in Russia. Lived in one. Cockroach problem was constant. But overall, if you modernize them, they are great.

Maggoty ,

That’s a problem with any building though.

Honytawk ,

Any building that isn’t maintained you mean.

Maggoty ,

Yes

uis ,

At least in Russia, many are falling apart with loose handrails, water damage, sketchy elevators and mold.

Handrails and elevators can be replaced during building repair. In mine and my grandma’s homes elevators were replaced somewhere in 2008-2015. Not so sure about water damage and mold.

toofpic ,

There was an architect, Le Corbusier. He was a socialist, so his projects of future cities involved a lot of public spaces where people spend their free and working time, while a person’s home was just a small area for sleeping and eating breakfast. The Soviets took the idea of small personal homes, and dropped the “nice public areas” part.

  • It’s cold in the winter because the walls are quite thin
  • You can hear your neighbours loudly speaking
  • I was lucky to have a normal-sized room in a later “Brezhnevka” house, but many of my classmates had rooms (if they had a separate room at all) where you had a bed, a cupboard+desk combo, and a chair in the middle, that you have to remove to get to the window. Japan-sized stuff.

Speaking of Le Corbusier, as his main (I know, that’s subjective) achievement was a technical approach to ergonomics - all sizes in his projects were based on human sizes and proportions. Meaning that a height of a ceiling is a height of an average adult man raising his hands, + some space. It worked, and it’s cost-effective, but you really like some extra space, and have more than 3 sq.m. toilet.

sunzu ,

All fair criticism and that's why I prefer to have 600k visiable homeless in the US with likely another 1 million living in their cars.

SInce you knew all of this would also know
All of this is fixable with modern technique and extra investment.

You would also know that north American style construction with shiti wood frame for both houses and apts are a lot worse for noise . Furthermore they only gotten properly insulated for in the 1990s so all the stock prior to that is beyond inefficient.

Literally boomer 2mmilion mcmension and you still hear guy walking upstairs...

Like wtf y'all paying for

toofpic ,

Oh yes, I’ve heard of (but haven’t experienced myself) a low quality of a “standard” us house, but personally I really value the amount of space over many things. When the covid started, we rented a shitty thin-walled summerhouse to get out of the 5M city and keep some freedom of movement. And it was so awesome I didn’t care how much firewood we burned, or how I could hear the kids through 2 walls. Because I could step out of the door and still stay within “my territory”, my place. And in most of small apartments, not just the soviet ones, you feel trapped in those 2 or 3 concrete boxes you call home.
And if you build a house for yourself, you have a chance to make use of all the modern technologies, and some things are not that much more expensive - I know because I did plan to do it, and I even have a giant excel file with calculations and choices made. Never happened because we moved to another country.

sunzu , (edited )

There is value in space and you if got means it, it aint no thing.

We sure as fuck don't have a shortage of luxury inventory lol

But sound proofing us style construction is nearly impossible is my understanding due to structural studs running across floors passing sound. Concrete structures are not economical, not sure how true this is though.

uis ,

All of this is fixable with modern technique and extra investment.

Soviets fixed it with old techniques and no extra investment. By, you know, just building homes for people.

ThunderclapSasquatch ,

Oh god I already feel claustrophobic knowing everything in that tiny space would be made for people half a foot shorter than me, it’d be living in that fucking RV all over again

toofpic ,

If you’re tall, then yes, it won’t be pleasurable as well. Especially sad because houses of earlier Stalin period were awesome. It doesn’t make Stalin any better, and he wasn’t solving the problem of overpopulation by building houses (sad joke), but the houses from tgat period are well built, have high ceilings, thick walls, sometimes nice things like second entrances and garbage chutes, etc. This was connected with the industrial and economical boom after the war (so, generally the same stuff that happened in the us, only in the us people got a bigger piece of pie).
I converted the heights for you:

  • Khruschevka ceiling: 2,5m, 8,2ft
  • Stalinka ceilings - 3-4m, 9,8-13.1ft
uis ,

Especially sad because houses of earlier Stalin period were awesome

There is nothing to be sad because houses of earlier Stalin period were not for people, but for nomenclature.

toofpic ,

There’s a shitton of nice buildings, I’m not telling about Moscow towers only

sunzu ,

Each city had them but as guy above said, they were for the party members and you had to be decently well ranked to get a stalin style apartment. they were deff luxury.

toofpic ,

They were better, but what do youmean by “Stalin luxury”? Again, I not speaking of several unique buildings in Moscow, SPb, etc. I’m speaking of thousands buildings in many many cities, buildings of a period.
Let’s take my family or people I know as an example:
the only person remotely “high ranked” was my grandfather, an engineer of a shipbuilding bureau. He and my father’s family got a four-room apartment in one of those 1000s of buildings. Same as many other engineers, he wasn’t super high ranked.
at the same time, my grandma’s sister got a same-type apartment, before my grandma even knew my grandpa. Guess what profession she was? A nurse! Does that sound like Stalin-level? My classmate was one of four kids, so they got apartment in stalinka as a part of a social quota for families like that.
What do you say, is my family special? We don’t have wikipedia pages, and we weren’t anything special in financial terms.
Are you even from USSR/Russia, or you just read about it?

SSJMarx ,

dropped the “nice public areas” part

ehhh for the most part this wasn’t true until after the fall of the socialist system. All of the funding for the upkeep of public spaces got dropped, you see.

uis ,

It’s like they were build for the benefit of the people.

Soviet poster “For the benefit of the people!”

todd_bonzalez , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
Magister , in All junk
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Only stuff I like in some thrift store is power supply/adapter. Say I need for a project or to replace faulty one, a 8.4V 300mA wallwart? a 15VAC one? etc, just go in the bin at the thrift store, some are 1$ or 2$ It’s dull I know.

adksilence , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Interesting that they target “manly, conservative men”… yet they look like they’re made of the saem cheap, shitty plastic most other disposable/cartridge razors use. And look at the ergonomic design… dont want their manly wittle hands cramping.

Politics aside, fuck cartridge razors and fuck products designed to generate trash.

CoffeeJunkie ,

The razors are actually pretty good. They’re solidly on-par with comparable brands. All designs should be ergonomic, human friendly.

I generally agree, I love me a good DE safety razor. 👍🏻

masterofn001 ,

Real men don’t need safety.

Real men use rusty discarded straight-razor blades.

Ghostalmedia , in This explains much.
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TIL there are people that never learned the timing trick with this game.

PenisDuckCuck9001 ,

There’s a trick? I thought it was just straight up rigged like casino games.

theneverfox ,
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Nope, apparently you can get screwed by RNG, but you were in control. I don’t remember it being particularly hard either

testfactor , in I love SVU

Why is this superimposed on a screenshot from Quest 64, lol?

PlasticExistence ,

People who played it back then are now old enough to want to take naps again?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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You must mean “why aren’t more memes superimposed on Quest 64?”

Maven , in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.
Kedly , in Stages of grief

Ok, but here me out: Margarine is superior

Track_Shovel OP ,

I like becel

Kedly ,

Hell yeah!

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

“Yeah! Margarine doesn’t have cholesterol!”, said the mess manager while pocketing the savings.

Kedly ,

Tbh, its just because when I wanna butterlike its because I want to spread it on something and butter is a nightmare to spread

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

You can just keep the butter outside the fridge for a few minutes.
Doesn’t work?

Works pretty well for home-made butter made using non-toned milk.

Also works for the brand that I tend to buy.

Kedly ,

I wish this worked for me xD Everytime I’m at someone elses place that serves butter I end up DESTROYING the bread I try and put it on xD

ulterno , (edited )
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Best way, use a knife and slice it thiin.
Then just place it on the bread.

If the bread is the slightest bit warm (why would you eat cold bread !?), it melts right away.

But of course, for that to work, you need to be offered the larger face of the butter instead of the little side, that people tend to slice.


I tend to apply it on toast (i.e. toasted, sliced bread) in that way, which I toasted with a few drops of groundnut oil or Ghee, and it melts (enough to spread by just touching and dragging the spoon/knife) by the time I am ready to eat.

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Simply scrape from the top such that you have thin flakes, these are easily spreadable even when cold.

Kedly ,

Absolutely doesnt work for me for whatever reason, even the small flakes just stay as they are as I destroy the bread trying to spread them

photonic_sorcerer ,
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What kind of bread are you using? You’ll need real bread for this, not toast or wonder bread. There’s a world of difference between a real bread loaf and sugar in toast form.

Classy ,

Seed oils are disgusting. I’ll stick with butter

SSJMarx ,

Cows are even more disgusting. Gimme that margarine.

Swedneck ,
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taste-wise butter is like, slightly better? but the price is so hilariously not fucking worth it in the least.

Plus, you can get margarine with added omega 3! As someone who fucking hates fish, that’s pretty nice.

whereBeWaldo , in Stages of grief

Isn’t margarine more fucked up than butter nutritionally and healthiness wise, or am I misinformed?

pipows ,
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Yes, but for a time we thought the butter was really bad for you

Swedneck ,
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maybe maybe not, but for sure it’s not the thing you should be worrying about, what you should be worrying about is eating less in general, eating more vegetables, eating less carbs, and getting more exercise.

SpaceNoodle , in Election Brownie

What kind of psychopath removes the entire brownie slab from the pan

roguetrick ,

If it’s a nonstick pan, they likely wanted to preserve the coating. Thus cutting it on the cutting board instead of ruining the pan with knives.

I’ve never done that, but it sounds smart to me.

SpaceNoodle ,

Sounds smarter to not use cookware with coatings that can be damaged from normal use.

roguetrick ,

I use oil, not nonstick cookware but I don’t begrudge anyone for using it. Some folks hate dirty dishes.

SpaceNoodle ,

Nonstick cookware still has to be cleaned, usually by hand. I can just huck stainless steel in the dishwasher.

nomous ,

Those pans hold multiple brownies? For years I’ve just been eating 9x9 brownies and I’m not changing now.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , in Election Brownie

“Just cut out a square! It’s not that hard!”

Him:
https://tikz.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/relativity_scales-001.png

roguetrick ,

Human experience includes traveling to the moon, so 10^8^ not 10^7^. Order of magnitude difference, literally unplayable.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

It’s probably what we can experience without technology, which can also allow us to see smaller/shorter-duration things, or record past events. Eurasia is about 10^7^ m long.

archonet , in Shiny and chrome

TWO TRUCKS

HAVING SEX

programmer_belch ,
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MY MUSCLES

MY MUSCLES

INVOLUNTARILY FLEX

tjsauce ,

TWO PICKUP TRUCK MAKING LOVE

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