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Deconceptualist , in Shiny and chrome

Isn’t this just Skibdi Toilet?

Iloveyurianime ,

its skill bee dee without the toilet

Annoyed_Crabby ,

No it’s Murphy’s Law

MudMan , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

So I'm the only one having weird posthumanist body horror type feelings at the concept of being given an instruction manual for your artificial body parts, including the equivalent of a void warranty sticker?

Just me? Cool, cool. Quietly unlocking new phobias over here.

SzethFriendOfNimi ,

Not sure if this is always an issue or just during some recovery period but I can see how it would be important not to stress the fragile ligaments and other issues post op until the proper time.

Looked it up. Seems to be post op instructions about recovery restrictions

www.aoaortho.com/…/Hip-Replacement-Protocol.pdf

www.physio-pedia.com/Hip_Precautions

MudMan ,

Yeah, the content itself makes perfect sense, I think what got me was the airplane security leaflet pictures. Makes it seem like you pulled your hip from a vaguely disappointing Amazon cardboard box along with a cheap gadget.

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

Once I understood the weakness of my flesh…

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

… I craved the strength and certainty of steel …

MentalEdge ,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

… I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine …

uis ,

including the equivalent of a void warranty sticker?

. . .

I hate this dystopia.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Hello, we are calling about your hip’s extended warranty. Press 1 to be connected to a hipologist and remedy this issue. Press 2 to die. Ending this call will assume option 2. Option 1 is also option 2 but with a slightly longer buffer time. Too late, you are now dead. click

moody ,

You’re not cool enough, so you need a visit to the hipologist.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Hip-hip gunshot sounds

Shareholders: horray!

guy_threepwood ,

You’re so un-hip I’m surprised your bum doesn’t fall off

FrostyCaveman ,

Fuck that, imma install Linux on my hip

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Deadman’s switch activated after not receiving a signal for 6h. Hip will explode in 3, 2…

Rivalarrival ,

Congratulations, you can now outpace Usain Bolt, but you’ll need to open a terminal window to take a shit.

loomi ,

By the time you get to the point when this might become a certainty in your life, you will be so miserable those phobias will be a distant memory.

Source: seeing my dad suffer before his surgery

uebquauntbez , in Oh jeez

Same with Russia atm in Ukraine. Geopolitics as usual.

volodya_ilich ,

Whataboutism? Sure, fuck the illegal invasion, but why the need for whataboutism?

Bye , in Oh jeez

Oh my god there’s more than one person in America??? And they can have different thoughts and opinions? What the fuck?

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

If you’re defending the people who got PTSD, you’re gonna find the fediverse is a little too diverse to accept that

For Americans it might be “He made a mistake”, for much of the world it’s “I hope you die”

Bye ,

Not sure what too diverse means but it looks like you were right

Jakeroxs ,

A lot of international usage maybe?

I do see a lot of America and American hate on here, I agree with a lot of criticism of America and it’s people but it does get heavy into generalizations on the latter end.

Kanda ,

No, there’s only this one angry rich dude who goes invading countries on his own. Just because he’s a dick.

arin , in unsee this

This is why my ai gets all wonky

hdnsmbt , in ong why did no one tell me about this 😤

“shit”, the word is “shit”, kids

hungryphrog , in ong why did no one tell me about this 😤

WHAT

xavier666 , in Damn it Salmo

Something something trains are actually wearable giant hats

magic_lobster_party , in ong why did no one tell me about this 😤

Autism intensifies

Lucidlethargy , in jd vance

It’s actually Mountain Dew.

noxy , in unsee this
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

I’ve definitely seen worse feet

riodoro1 ,

This. Any random picture on here with a foot in blurry background would make me almost puke. This ain’t too bad

hakunawazo , in Shiny and chrome
blackbrook , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Finally, a razor that’s specialized for shaving assholes!

mysticpickle ,

Jesus fuck that’s some 3rd degree burn 😂

1995ToyotaCorolla ,
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

Almost as bad as the burn you’ll get from their razors

HootinNHollerin ,

Jeremy’s Rectal Razors

tobogganablaze , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way

Or just use a USB cable.

renzev OP , (edited )

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/df1e7c92-5ef0-4f10-9ea2-0fcd7d02cd67.webp

For phone-to-computer it works fine. But double-sided boi will still win if you need to send files to a dumber device like a printer – those don’t typically support MTP or whatever iphones use. Unless you have an ancient android phone that gives full block-level access to the internal storage/microsd card through usb cable lol. I really miss that feature.

steersman2484 ,

I just add the printer on my phone and print over the network

saltesc ,

So many people on here always talking about printing stuff in 2024. Is everyone a lawyer?

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Some banks and other places like that still require physical documents for stuff like proof of address, affidavits etc.

Even though they’re going to fucking scan it into pdf anyway

I use my printer to print silly stickers, because I am a manchild, but I don’t think I am using the correct ink or paper, because they fade very quickly and smudge sometimes.

Also use it to print graph paper to doodle on.

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

What type of printer/paper do you use? I find cheap photo paper works well for high res on my inkjet, although it can fade if you leave it in the sun. I’ve been using vinyl sticker sheets for customising my bike and it seems to be holding well, but I did laminate them with sticky back plastic first.

There’s also the sellotape trick, but that only works for laser printers and you obviously can’t print white.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

The printer is the cheapest canon inkjet printer I could find new in 2021. I don’t have access to the exact model name rn

I think I have glossy photo paper. I also had a few sheets of postcard size sticker paper that was not glossy and didn’t fade, but I recall it being stupid expensive, or that specific brand at least. I cannot remember the name. Would not survive the elements though.

I thought about laminating it but I wasn’t sure if the heat would fuck the adhesive

DakRalter , (edited )
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

When I say laminate, I just mean the rolls of sticky back plastic. I don’t know if it’s called something else in your part of the world.

https://thelemmy.club/pictrs/image/1205f805-beed-462b-887b-4021b7929f1d.jpeg

It’s the stuff we used to use to protect our exercise books at school. You can buy special laminating vinyl but this stuff is cheaper.

Acid free sticky tape (scotch tape in the US?) will also work for smaller stickers, just make sure the sort you use doesn’t yellow. In my experience, glossy photo paper scratches easily and has to have a layer over it to seal it, plastic is the easiest option (also remembering when I made over 200 trading cards on photo paper and had to design, cut and laminate them all by hand lol).

I did test the brand of vinyl paper I used with water and it did hold up. I’ve only had it on my bike for a few months, but so far it doesn’t seem to have yellowed or faded. I probably should have cut out the sticky back plastic to be bigger than the sticker though.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

OHHH that kind of lamination. Completely forgot that was an option.

I was thinking about those laminating machines that fully seal the printouts with plastic sheets.

I’m going to look into getting my hands on some vinyl paper. I appreciate it, bud

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

No worries. Good luck!

Honytawk ,

I transfer data by printing it and then scanning it when I get to the location.

I just like the artefacts it leaves behind.

If it is anything other than text or a photo, I compile the file into a QR code and print that.

A Windows 10 installation iso is about 1499639 QR codes

Ghoelian ,

Couldn’t you, theoretically, create one massive QR code containing all that data? You’d need a massive camera sensor to get the resolution required to actually decode it though.

MeatsOfRage ,

youtu.be/ExwqNreocpg?si=2eHJdNFMSYmUImV0

This guy wrote a game that can fit in a QR code

steersman2484 ,

You mean I can backup my 20tb NAS on QR codes?

CapeWearingAeroplane ,

I can’t post my memes on the much room bulletin board for everyone to see unless I print them :/

Fisch ,
@Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

No, I just live in Germany

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

When I cook I like to print out the recipe. It’s annoying to have to touch ur phone when cooking because you might be handling raw meat so it’s annoying to have to wash ur re-hands whenever you need to check the recipe. Plus using a phone when hands are wet is also annoying.

steersman2484 ,

Sometimes I need to print out stuff for my grandmother

MudMan ,

Wait, what feature? You can't access the phone's storage? I'm pretty sure I can access my phone's storage.

renzev OP ,

Old android phones used to emulate a USB mass storage device when you would connect them. To the computer, the phone would appear as a usb stick. Modern android phones, on the other hand, use a protocol called MTP (Mobile Transfer Protocol), which is completely its own thing.

The reason they switched to MTP is that the old approach gave the computer complete control over the phone’s storage; the phone would become completely unusable while connected in this way, and would just display a “connected via usb” splash screen. With MTP, the phone continues to be usable while connected via USB. But it has the downside that MTP is a much less widespread protocol than USB mass storage. On personal computers it should “just work”, but on stuff like printers it might not.

Personally, I think they should bring back USB mass storage emulation as an optional feature. Heck, it can still be done, but you need to compile your own android ROM with usb mass storage drivers, which I’m not nearly skilled enough to do.

MudMan ,

Old USB implementation used to be a finicky nightmare, though. You make it sound like it wasn't changed for a reason, MTP connectivity on Android as it is now is so much more functional, as well as safer.

In any case, that solves the misunderstanding. I thought you meant you couldn't directly access phone storage anymore, which isn't the case.

The printer scenario seems like an edge case to me. I mean, MTP has been the default for what? Over a decade? If you have a recent printer you're probably fine (also, it probably has wifi and a dedicated mobile app or at least enough third party support to be used from your phone regardless). If your printer is older than that you're probably better served by going through your PC first anyway. Sure, you don't get direct USB access to printing photos, but now we're talking about a very specific feature that was in use for a very specific sliver of time, and it requires you to be tethered to a device anyway. I don't think that's enough to justify legacy storage support on phones.

renzev OP ,

Sure, you don’t get direct USB access to printing photos, but now we’re talking about a very specific feature that was in use for a very specific sliver of time, and it requires you to be tethered to a device anyway. I don’t think that’s enough to justify legacy storage support on phones.

Yeah, fair enough.

MonkderVierte ,

If you have a recent printer you’re probably fine (also, it probably has wifi and a dedicated mobile app or at least enough third party support to be used from your phone regardless).

Not to forget the gazillion security holes. But most of the features stop working after a few years anyway.

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Yeah, double sided boi looks like a great way to ruin your phone charging port if you don’t have a usb slot pointing straight up

Tangent5280 ,

I dont think you’re supposed to connect to both devices at the same time.

tostiman ,
@tostiman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh, it’s a USB stick. I thought it worked like a cable.

Wilzax ,

Cable with a really big delay but a REALLY big buffer

psycho_driver , in jd vance

What is up with the Nosferatu ear?

Asidonhopo ,

I was going to say, that looks disgusting!

unconsciousvoidling ,

He’s a ghoul obviously.

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