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OsaErisXero , in Let’s go rustle some jimmies!

Everyone hated this. Incredible.

JIMMERZ OP ,

I’m quite proud.

1995ToyotaCorolla , in unsee this
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HootinNHollerin , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Is that Snoop Dogg in the profile pic?

carl_dungeon , in Can't wait for Borat 3 in another 20 years..

In 20 years these guys will be 15 years dead

Sweetpeaches69 , in what then?

What is that username? 💀

_stranger_ , in jd vance

That couch never stood a chance.

archonet , in Shiny and chrome

TWO TRUCKS

HAVING SEX

programmer_belch ,
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

MY MUSCLES

MY MUSCLES

INVOLUNTARILY FLEX

tjsauce ,

TWO PICKUP TRUCK MAKING LOVE

werefreeatlast , in jd vance

My wife’s bras can probably fit him.

sentientity , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

davidagain , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

I don’t understand why this is a shitpost? I mean, other than it’s shit, and here it is being posted. Shouldn’t a shitpost have some sort of intelligence or self-awareness or humor or something? I don’t get it.

DesolateMood ,

You’ll find that a lot of posts around here aren’t shitposts

Ilovethebomb ,

This is some absolutely god tier shitposting, taking the piss out of conservatives. I recommend taking a look at their website, it’s amazing.

And also liberals.

morrowind ,
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Shitposting is just default lemmy community now

It is kinda funny though

Zink ,

Today on Philosophy with Lemmy:

If one attempts to make a shitpost, and does it with poor skill or malicious intent, is it not in fact a shitpost just the same?

davidagain ,

Yours is my favourite of all the answers I got.

Zink ,

I am honored!

davidagain ,

And now you made me snort in public!

Zink ,

My state of mind is reinforced!

davidagain ,

May your upvotes be many, your memes evergreen, your code inspired and your bugs few, easy to find and to fix. May your managers be sane, rational, realistic and fair. And may your preferred team win when you really want them to. Unless they’re playing mine, of course, in which case you’re on your own, buddy.

Sam_Bass , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

I still use single and twin blades. 3 and up are just sales gimmicks.

KnightontheSun ,

I don’t know…the commercial with the cartoon showing sixteen blades are needed for that baby smooth face seemed pretty convincing.

Sam_Bass ,

Well, buy what you think works best for you is all i can say. Anything more than a twin blade is just a waste of time to me as i can get baby smooth with a single properly weilded

KnightontheSun ,

T’was a joke. I haven’t shaved with a razor for a few years. Just knock em down with an electric trimmer. I then keep buzzing all around my head. I don’t have time for hair anymore. 😬

I do think I own the five-blade versions from Costco. They’ve lasted for a long time since I hate using a razor in the first place. My father used the single edge safety razor. Wish I’d thought to ask for it when he passed. I would try using it.

ICastFist ,
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intensely_human ,

I only use single blades. All other arrangements are designed to fail by being gunked up with trapped hair.

I use single blade disposable bics and have no complaints.

Sam_Bass ,

My twin does that too a bit more than the single. So i keep a couple inches of water in the sink to swish them out for continued use. Hasnt failed me yet

intensely_human ,

The 2+ blade setups wouldn’t have to. But they are designed such that the blade spacing matches the thickness of a whisker, ensuring they catch hair. Space those blades out another millimeter, and the problem goes away.

I use one bic for about a year. So about once a decade, I spend $5 on razors

chiliedogg ,

I’ve always found the Mach 3 to be the best shave, but I think it had more to do with the open back that keeps it from getting clogged than is does with the third blade.

HornedMeatBeast ,
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When the Mach 3 launched, the women in my family were taking the mens’ razors and saying how crappie their own women’s razors were. The Mach 3 was a big hit.

I still use it myself. I shave my head and the 3 blades is much easier to clean out. I do use a safety razor on my head first to do most of the work because the blades are dirt cheap. About £11 for 100 and they are made by Gillette as well. I bought these blades years ago and still got about 15 left.

I use the Mach 3 to go over again to catch any hair I may have missed. I use it on my neck as well. Those multi-blades are a gimmick and I swear it’s to drive up prices.

I also use shaving oil instead of gel or cream. A single bottle lasts me months, a big saving there as well.

PsychedSy ,

Does Gillette still send razors to men randomly on their 18th bday?

HornedMeatBeast ,
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First I’ve heard of it.

But then again I grew up in South Africa, I doubt Gillette would send us anything for free.

It is a smart way to get young men hooked on their product so that they never try the competition. The blades I use are Astra which are made by the same company making Gillette blades, Procter & Gamble.

Hell, I actually did some work at their factory in Berlin many years ago and they were very specific about their name, it was drilled into me to use ‘&’ and not ‘and’.

NABDad , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Good thing I’m not a conservative so I don’t have to shave with that piece of crap.

DE for me!

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Didn’t even notice that it’s a SE handle lol. What, they not man enough to handle a real man’s razor?

(This is a joke. Shave with whatever the hell you want as long as you’re not creating a shit ton of plastic)

azvasKvklenko , in Setting some boundaries

Tak jak pan Jezus powiedział

taiyang , in jd vance

I kind of hate that he and I share the same long eyelash gene. It’s not a choice to have such long, luscious and beautiful eyes!

At least I still have fucked significantly less couches though.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I, too, have long eyelashes that women covet, and have only fucked like 6 couches, max.

dharmacurious ,

I also have gorgeous eyelashes. And I’ve never fucked a couch! It would’ve made the vacuum jealous.

Napain OP ,

nice flex haha

PP_BOY_ , in Brat summer is dead RIP
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

It was always Diamond Jubilee Year anyway

distantsounds ,

couldn’t agree more

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