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mojofrododojo , in Ignore the haters

humans could achieve cheap, safe, easy teleportation and I’ll bet you a steak dinner that a substantial number of assholes would still argue we need roads so they can vroom vroom around in their jacked up pavement princess dick-head haulers.

konalt , in Deep
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haters will see you teleport and say “that mf cant afford a car”

FozzyOsbourne ,

Barbarians shalt see thee conjure a fireball from naught but thy own mind, and say forsooth, he can nary swing a sword

rustyfemboy , in Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.

https://i.imgflip.com/2qpu6k.jpg

jws_shadotak , in Small Talk

kenshi vibes

cley_faye , in Le cancer

It says “I don’t really speak french but I’ll write something good enough”.

Seriously, it sounds really weird.

ivanafterall , in Le cancer
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I took four years of French. I remember that “La” is feminine and “Le” is masculine. So a rough translation would be:

“The feminine something something the masculine something.”

lugal , in Damn right

I’m a simple person. I see a linguistic meme, I upvote

ramenshaman , in Stupid ass star

It’s not really even that big of a star.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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If you can’t eat it in one bite, its too big

chiliedogg ,

Stars that small are much scarier monsters.

crusty ,

You take a bite, but disappear

ivanafterall ,
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I always heard that anything more than a handful is a waste.

FlyingSquid ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4e9849f5-0b08-4636-aa3b-56b8740a25e8.png

Dozzi92 ,
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It’s the Goldilocks of atars, just right.

AutomaticUpdates , in literally nobody:
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Why does Squidward look like he sniffed the other pile

Chekhovs_Gun , in Stupid ass star

Stupid-ass star or stupid ass-star? Because there is a difference 😅

BreadOven ,

There’s an XKCD for that, but I’m lazy.

TWeaK ,

It’s one of the OG ones, ass-car: xkcd.com/37/

SlopppyEngineer , in Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

raynethackery , in Stupid ass star

Has anyone found that they have become more sensitive to the sun as they’ve gotten older?

TheBat , in Le cancer
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> le me

> smoking le cigarette like a boss

> gets le cancer

that-escalated-quickly.gif

superkret , in Le cancer

It says “Smoking is good for the British”.

Aggravationstation ,

Directly yes but the meaning of that sentence is more akin to “I’m just going to bend over and take it” because that’s what every French person is actually trying to say constantly.

FlorianSimon ,

😮

innermeerkat ,

One of us, one of us

Artyom , in Ignore the haters

This, but for truckers and bikers. It never seems to occur to the truckers that bikers probably also own a car.

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