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Nastybutler ,

Weed

motor_spirit ,

you gonna bang that shit or what

Head ,

Tell me you haven’t smoked without telling me you haven’t smoked

mino ,
@mino@lemmy.ml avatar

Came to check how high this comment was. Ofcourse it’s the top comment.

Fake4000 ,

Honestly, one month of a service like Netflix or Disney. I’m against these services but I feel $15 will give great value for a month.

Fisch ,
@Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Can you even get a month for $15?

SeekPie , (edited )

For 16€ you could get Real-Debrid + Stremio for 6 months and watch all the movies.

It has really nice UI for mobile/TV/PC.

psud ,

If it’s $15 on a credit card, and you’re willing to pay a few more fifteens of dollars later, sure

audiomodder ,

2 months of Dropout

toiletobserver ,

How about a vpn instead, for reasons…

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

A big breakfast burrito and a latte.

deranger ,

a latte

“Yeah, well, I really don’t think we have time for a hand job.“

tiefling , (edited )

$10 for a bag of rhinestones, $5 for glue

Or weed, but weed is temporary

0x01 ,

Cat cafe, you can chill in there for ages slurpin on coffee surrounded by the lil gremlins

PunnyName ,

Done it. But it took more money just to get there via Uber.

Worth it.

SkaveRat ,

I want rat cafes. Sadly there’s only one, and it’s in japan.

I just want to pet chaos potatoes while eating food that they are stealing from me

SzethFriendOfNimi ,

There’s the New York Subway if you can stomach the smell

jjjalljs ,

Most of the subway smells fine.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

you’ve been in NYC too long :-p

ouRKaoS ,

If we’re talking random animal Cafes, I want a lizard cafe with separate rooms for tropical and desert lizards.

illi ,

That would be neat. I couldn’t handle having rats anymore due to the prospect of constant loss but would love a place to hang out with some.

Death_Equity ,

You know those machines that dispense stickers for quarters?

NoneYa ,

Yeah the ones at the Post Office, right?

MyDogLovesMe ,

Literally? Buy some heroin.

Aftermath might not be so good though.

thefartographer ,

Should’ve invested in some teeth…

ryannathans ,

Pretty sure that’s meth, not heroin, where your oral health goes to shit because you stop making saliva

thefartographer ,

Oh yeah! I should do more drugs…

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

Do bags of heroin still go for $15? Apparently illegal street narcotics are inflation-proof!

tiredofsametab ,

Is this in USD? Where would I be located?

Death_Equity ,

It is USD, but you are in Vietnam.

tiredofsametab ,

Generic answer would be food and a beer. Depending upon where in Viet Nam, there might be other things I want to do.

I was supposed to go there, reserved hotels, transport, etc. and then corona killed it. Would still love to go.

Alexstarfire ,
xilliah ,

San Fransisco

Or Boulder

tiredofsametab ,

I haven't been to SF in more than a decade at this point and I've never been to Boulder (I've only ever been to Colorado for a layover). I'm afraid I'll have to pass on that one.

xilliah ,

You could get a ham sandwich if you wait in queue. Or a coffee that tests you.

kakes ,

Give it to someone that needs it.

underwire212 ,

I need it

kakes ,

What for?

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Weed

kakes ,

Aha, so I was right, you will give it to someone. >=3

jaybone ,

Had to check if you were also the top commentor.

ahal ,

To be happy

NoIWontPickAName ,

The other guy already said weed

Pyro ,

You might need it for your cekeday today!

kakes ,

Wtf its been a year?? What a wild ride!

Pyro ,

Ikr it feels like the API debacle just happened a couple of months ago

MxRemy ,

Approximately ~7 different packs of Haldiram’s Minute Khana.

It’ll keep me going another week or so, and is (hopefully) a little healthier than ramen! Certainly more flavorful, at least

coaxil ,

Acid!

agent_nycto ,

Same

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

If you can get it for $5 a tab.

NoIWontPickAName ,

I could a few years back, it was a hell of a summer

sangriaferret ,

I don’t know what it goes for now but somehow the price of LSD stayed the same for at least 30 years.

motor_spirit ,

Ok weed was up top but this is more bang for the buck

I_am_10_squirrels ,

I don’t have any frame of reference for how much acid costs

Empricorn ,

“It’s one acid, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?”

veroxii ,

Suprisingly accurate

ExcursionInversion ,
@ExcursionInversion@lemmy.world avatar

Great value for the money with it. One ~$7-$10 hit will get you going for 8 hours. Can any other non rc drugs compete price wise?

scytale ,

It’s so hot right now I’d probably spend it on ice cream and/or frozen custard. Then be in the bathroom an hour later because I’m lactose intolerant.

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

You’re not gonna grab some lactase pills with part of the cash, or spend that $15 on dairy free ice cream?

NoIWontPickAName ,

Did they stutter? The pain is part of the experience

TropicalDingdong ,

I’m gonna pay my $15 to watch.

NoIWontPickAName ,

This better not unlock something in me

ohlaph ,

I also choose watching the shitter.

warm ,

Buy someone a gift.

Alice ,

That’s so sweet!

MacroCyclo ,

Why are you so sure the gift is for you?

warm ,

You gonna fight for it?

Donjuanme ,

I would hold 5 owls.

Empricorn ,

Does it cost $3 to hold an owl? I did not know that…

Donjuanme ,

There was a really fun show I found… Let me get the name… “Joe and Katherine bargain holidays”, where they"vacation" on a “budget”, in the first (or second?) episode the go to an owl sanctuary, where they learn it’s 3$ (pounds) to hold an owl, Joe is flabbergasted by this and announces that he’s going to spend more money holding owls than on anything else in this episode, I think they started with 10 owls for 30 pounds, then asked to round it up to a dozen, then a bakers dozen. It actually looked like something I’d gladly spend money to do, and I would imagine it’s a pretty good cause.

The series is posted to YouTube, and if you haven’t seen “task master” I cannot recommend it highly enough. Joe and Katherine are on season 2. Save season 7 until you’ve seen enough of it to be comfortable with what’s going on, because it’s an amazing season (as they all are) but the cast is the least restrained in their antics.

Empricorn ,

Thanks, definitely going to check it out!

Gullible ,

Buy two and a half carrots. Or maybe a big potato! $15 doesn’t go far these days.

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

You can buy like 15lbs of potatos or carrots.

Gullible ,

Lemmy and literal interpretations. Name a more iconic duo.

OsaErisXero ,

Peanut butter and chocolate, i don't unstand how this is a question, like 30 people know about Lemmy

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

The best Reese’s are the holiday eggs, trees, pumpkins, etc. They have a better ratio of peanut butter to chocolate than regular peanut butter cups.

NoIWontPickAName ,

Reddit and literal interpretations

RvTV95XBeo ,

Lemmy and snarky references back to Reddit like that ex-girlfriend you’ve “totally moved on from”

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