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Nastybutler ,

Weed

motor_spirit ,

you gonna bang that shit or what

Head ,

Tell me you haven’t smoked without telling me you haven’t smoked

mino ,
@mino@lemmy.ml avatar

Came to check how high this comment was. Ofcourse it’s the top comment.

TropicalDingdong ,

15$?

Register a domain name based on some hair brain fantasy for the year.

Then spend the year ideating and fantasizing about what might be while doing nothing.

Thats a whole year of value for 15 bucks.

mocha_lotsofmilk ,

This feels like a personal attack

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

You’re also fat.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

https://y.yarn.co/478580e9-0376-4a36-bbe2-d16b21d49411_text.gif

Empricorn ,

I… think we have different definitions of happiness, and drastically different ideas of the “the happiest we could be”.

GreatAlbatross ,
@GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk avatar

And eventually, 10 years and over £100 for a domain you’ll never use.
It’s me. Too many domains I have no idea what to do with.

0x01 ,

Cat cafe, you can chill in there for ages slurpin on coffee surrounded by the lil gremlins

PunnyName ,

Done it. But it took more money just to get there via Uber.

Worth it.

SkaveRat ,

I want rat cafes. Sadly there’s only one, and it’s in japan.

I just want to pet chaos potatoes while eating food that they are stealing from me

SzethFriendOfNimi ,

There’s the New York Subway if you can stomach the smell

jjjalljs ,

Most of the subway smells fine.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

you’ve been in NYC too long :-p

ouRKaoS ,

If we’re talking random animal Cafes, I want a lizard cafe with separate rooms for tropical and desert lizards.

illi ,

That would be neat. I couldn’t handle having rats anymore due to the prospect of constant loss but would love a place to hang out with some.

kakes ,

Give it to someone that needs it.

underwire212 ,

I need it

kakes ,

What for?

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Weed

kakes ,

Aha, so I was right, you will give it to someone. >=3

jaybone ,

Had to check if you were also the top commentor.

ahal ,

To be happy

NoIWontPickAName ,

The other guy already said weed

Pyro ,

You might need it for your cekeday today!

kakes ,

Wtf its been a year?? What a wild ride!

Pyro ,

Ikr it feels like the API debacle just happened a couple of months ago

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

A big breakfast burrito and a latte.

deranger ,

a latte

“Yeah, well, I really don’t think we have time for a hand job.“

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

I think I’d buy some bugs for my lizard. Maybe some hornworms? They’re very good for hydration and basically every reptile that eats bugs goes absolutely crazy for them!

If my buddy is happy, then I’m happy, too.

Here’s a picture of my ugly boy, Pączki.

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/fa719745-c396-44b8-9ef7-ac34698929f5.webp

Annoyed_Crabby ,

What species is this? It looks like house gecko but larger and oddly cute

Azteh ,

My guess is a Bearded Dragon

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

You’re correct! But he has a genetic defect, so he looks pretty different from a standard healthy dragon.

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

He’s a bearded dragon with a genetic defect that caused him to be born without proper scales or spikes.

Because of that, he’s a “special needs” animal, so he needs lots of extra care to keep him healthy.

I’d definitely recommend (fully scaled) bearded dragons as pets! Mine is an excellent cuddle-buddy and constantly makes me smile with his dumb goofy antics and curiosity.

caesaravgvstvs ,

OMG! That’s the best name for a pet! As a Paczki lover I approve!

python ,

Superb nakey wrinkly man!!! That Beardie morph was called something like Silkback or Leatherback right? Do they still slightly change their color like normal Beardies? :o

I’d go with the same gist of answer! I’d get some fun snack for my girl Revy, maybe Quail or African Soft Fur, and the rest of the budget would go to random fun enrichment items :)

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/b9360920-673a-4104-8dd3-96efd73c979d.jpeg

EddoWagt ,

Man, snake faces look so stupid and cute

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/a30fbdd8-dc9d-49c2-b407-b1162fc69f7f.webp

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

https://happymag.tv/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/SnakeLarge.jpg

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Herps herps herps!!

Yeah, he’s a silkback. Less of a “morph” and more of a genetic nightmare. Definitely would never recommend to anyone who doesn’t have a ton of time & money to spend caring for them, + extensive experience with bearded dragon care. A leatherback is the best option of you’re looking for a bit of a smoother dragon!

Revy is adorable!! What breed & morph is she?

python ,

Whoa, that sounds exhausting haha! Do they need like, moisturizer to help them shed? :o

Revy is a Ball Python, her morphs are Black Pastel, Lesser and GHI (maybe also Confusion and maybe het Clown, the breeder wasn’t sure). Surprisingly, the cool stripe isn’t from something like the Genetic Stripe morph, just a weird effect from the combination of her 3 morphs. Her mom (also BP, Lesser and GHI) actually looks super similar, but has random breaks in the stripe, so Revy just got lucky I guess!

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/7c62a215-8958-4403-9064-328041246708.png

verity_kindle ,

He is pretty!

MudSkipperKisser ,

Well I love Paczki with all my heart! I’m spending my $15 on Paczki too

polskilumalo ,
@polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Why are they named in a multiple, and not singular Pączek?

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Huh, I didn’t know that there were beardies without scales and spikes. Judging by his face, they still shed and it looks like sunburned skin peeling.

spittingimage ,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

An icecream for me, one for my wife, and enough fuel to drive to the waterfront so we can eat them while sitting at the edge of the pier, swinging our legs.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s very sweet. I guess I’d do something similar: buy a crab bucket and a rope, and head down to the waterfront where I’d swim under piers and see how many people’s dangling legs I can hook and pull under with the rope

spittingimage ,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

That makes me laugh harder than it should. 😆

DozensOfDonner ,

10 bucks weed 5 bucks ben and jerrys

DAMunzy ,

Who’s going to sell you a spoonful of BJs?

kyle ,

A lovely lady behind the Wendy’s

Feathercrown ,

Only a spoonful grabs giant spoon

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/d0424e5b-9d92-4401-ba93-4d365b7536cd/d2fafm8-d592a7a6-2ffd-4b29-9c8d-034618b3da12.png/v1/fill/w_800,h_600/my_spoon_is_too_big____by_fallschirm_jaeger_d2fafm8-fullview.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9NjAwIiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvZDA0MjRlNWItOWQ5Mi00NDAxLWJhOTMtNGQzNjViNzUzNmNkXC9kMmZhZm04LWQ1OTJhN2E2LTJmZmQtNGIyOS05YzhkLTAzNDYxOGIzZGExMi5wbmciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9ODAwIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.tDsdOkYMQ3MoimEpmEsuCNu4GDrBJTN2UynxbhgLZ-g

DozensOfDonner ,

Do you mean that 5 bucks only gets you a spoonfull of BnJ? Because over here a bucket is like <5

DozensOfDonner ,

Do you mean that 5 bucks only gets you a spoonfull of BnJ? Because over here a bucket is like <5

DAMunzy ,

A pint of BnJs is about $8 at a convenience store near me. You might be able to get it for $5-6 at Walmart. I was just joking about how expensive it is and writing the name like Blow Job. Was just being silly.

DozensOfDonner ,

Damn that’s pretty insane. I think normally they are 4.99 euro over here and that’s already a lot imo. To be honest I only ever buy them when there is a discount or something.

Aecosthedark ,

$15 AUD for 458ml of Ben and Jerry’s here. So, whats that, 3/4 of a pint?

meant2live218 ,

It depends on what I’m trying to maximize.

If I just want the happiness spike ASAP, then I would just buy $15 worth of Magic cards, or maybe a booster pack or three, depending on the set.

If I’m trying to maximize my overall happiness over any amount of time, I think spending $15 on something reusable, like a nice pair of socks or a hat would work out for me.

If I want to maximize happiness in general, then spending it on someone else I care about does double duty. It makes someone else happy, and I get happiness from being involved in the process.

fmstrat ,

Darn Tough socks on sale. Merino wool, so you dont have to wash them every time if you use wool wash and air then out (and don’t wear then without shoes (dirt)), and a lifetime warranty. Now that’s a nice $15 pair of socks.

Cubes ,

An ex gave me an old pair of her’s that she used for work and I’ve been a fan ever since

scytale ,

It’s so hot right now I’d probably spend it on ice cream and/or frozen custard. Then be in the bathroom an hour later because I’m lactose intolerant.

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

You’re not gonna grab some lactase pills with part of the cash, or spend that $15 on dairy free ice cream?

NoIWontPickAName ,

Did they stutter? The pain is part of the experience

TropicalDingdong ,

I’m gonna pay my $15 to watch.

NoIWontPickAName ,

This better not unlock something in me

ohlaph ,

I also choose watching the shitter.

ChillPenguin ,

Go to the zoo. See some owls.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

Go to the country. Eat a lot of peaches.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Millions of peaches?

JackGreenEarth ,

Peaches for me

Minarble ,

Peaches come in a can

Sir_Kevin ,
@Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

They were put there by a man.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

in a factory downtown

Ragdoll_X ,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

Buy Minecraft, which apparently is on sale for $14.99. It’s not quite as fun when all your friends have the official version and get to play together while you’re stuck with an - ahem - unofficial version.

Lag ,

On the topic of games, Stick Fight The Game is $5 on steam and I got it while drinking with a few friends. It was the most fun I’ve had in years. I also hop on randomly when I get a chance and it’s just as fun with random people.

lud ,

Stick flight is great!

I got it at launch.

psud ,

How long would it take you to save $15 if you tried?

Ragdoll_X ,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

$15 is like 80 BRL and I don’t have a single cent to my name right now so…

psud ,

Well that sucks

toastal ,

For zero monies you & your friends could run VoxeLibre which has better performance characteristics. Microsoft doesn’t deserve your money or your user data, but I am sure VoxeLibre or Minetest wouldn’t mind a donation.

lud ,

Minecraft is still a really good game that still gets fairly large updates.

toastal ,

It’s being milked for Bedrock & there are dozens of free software alternatives with VoxeLibre being a standout

lud ,

Use java than 🤷

Or use bedrock and ignore all the bullshit if you can.

Are free versions even close to Minecraft in features, polish, and all that?

I personally think that Minecraft is one of the best games you can buy for the fairly low price, community, multiplayer, etc.

toastal ,

They are more than complete/polished with multiplatform support, with healthy modding communites, & better performance since they aren’t built on Java. In the past your money went to the developers—now it goes to megacorp Microsoft with little done in terms of maintenance.

lud ,

Minecraft has gotten a lot of updates after Microsoft bought Mojang.

I don’t personally mind paying a small amount for a good product that is constantly getting better after many years.

Sure Java could have better performance but it’s rare that it matters much on modern computers.

You do you but I don’t think paying for things is the end of the world.

slacktoid ,
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

At that point play the free alternative and dont give your money to Microsoft. Do you love throwing your hard earned money at Microsoft?

lud ,

I just doubt that the free alternatives are as good and Minecraft is really cheap anyways.

slacktoid ,
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

Have you tried the free alternatives? I guess to me its not the price alone its the principles of giving Microsoft money.

lud ,

But why would I really care if the money is going to Microsoft and Mojang if I’m getting a very good product?

slacktoid ,
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

Cause they have a history of embrace, extend, and extinguish, and they have played a key role in enshittification of tech and internet.

wowwoweowza ,

I will spend it educating people that we write fifteen dollars as $15.

AlolanYoda ,

I would campaign for fifteen dollars to be written as 15$. The other way around makes no sense. Dollars is the unit, and you say “fifteen dollars” and not “dollars fifteen”. That we landed on the backwards convention is a travesty.

Sure, 15$ wouldn’t get me far, but it’s a start!

morbidcactus ,

Super regional, remember learning 15$ in French class but using $15 everywhere else because I’m an anglophone. Personally, as someone else said, it’s a unit, totally makes sense treating it as such and I do tend to use iso currency codes when talking dollars because I’m Canadian, 40 USD is 54.75 CAD, 40 CAD is 29.23 USD, if I don’t specify that it makes things look way more expensive comparatively.

BreadOven ,

Agreed on all aspects.

MargotRobbie ,

Fellow lemmings, I, for one, would spend that 15 dollars on a copy of the “Barbie” movie on Blu-ray and digital, because nothing would make me happier.

crmsnbleyd ,
@crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz avatar

Margot Robbie I would expect you to already have one

Allero ,

Imagine being the top star and never even getting a copy :'(

MargotRobbie ,

Shh… I’m astroturfing.

Liz ,

When’s the next movie come out? Barbie is so last year.

Death_Equity ,

You know those machines that dispense stickers for quarters?

NoneYa ,

Yeah the ones at the Post Office, right?

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