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someguy3 , to lemmyshitpost in Reasonable

And here I wish they cut them in half. A half turkey is a much better size for 4 or fewer people.

areyouevenreal ,

Just buy a chicken. Tastes better anyway.

Matty_r ,
@Matty_r@programming.dev avatar

I found that the meat to fat/bone ratio on Turkey was worse than Chicken. Always have so much waste when preparing Turkey the money just didn’t make it worth it.

someguy3 ,

Turkey can feed more people, cheaper, and I make so many chickens I could use a change

areyouevenreal ,

You just said a whole turkey is too much

someguy3 ,

And why I want a half turkey. C’mon this isn’t hard.

areyouevenreal ,

You specifically said you like turkey because it feeds more people, yet a whole turkey is apparently too big and you want half of one. Make up your mind man.

someguy3 ,

Wow, still going? If you really need it:

HALF Turkey can feed more people, cheaper, and I make so many chickens I could use a change.

Seriously this isn’t hard.

areyouevenreal ,

A half turkey isn’t going to feed more people than a reasonably large chicken. They aren’t that big lmao. Cheaper maybe, but turkey isn’t as nice as chicken to begin with. I get wanting a change though. Also if you raise chickens then surely that’s the cheapest option?

Honestly though if you want half a turkey just save the other half for later. Make a curry or something, idk.

someguy3 , (edited )

Yeah something told me that you coming back a week later means you wouldn’t be able to let it go when you finally realized you can’t follow the conversation. Ciao.

lol at him downvoting.

pantyhosewimp ,

I misread your sentence about “change” and I started to think of how various sizes of poultry could be used as monetary currency. Like:

It’ll cost you 2 turkeys. You got change for 3 chickens? Here’s a Cornish hen in change. Good luck with your pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

They do at least sell the whole turkey breast

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to memes in You fuckin' hobbits came up here to smoke dope on Mount Doom, huh?

Hear me out here, what happens if I put the One Ring up my ass?

stoi , to lemmyshitpost in acceptable screws

Where my hex fans at?

itsgoodtobeawake ,

Torx crew represent!

june ,

Fuck yea

stoicmaverick ,

Square Drive Gang would like to battle!

june ,

Fuck yea.

stoi ,

imPastaSyndrome , to funny in That remains to be seen

It’s funny because the punchline is in the title

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

Bro put the punchline in the title.

therealjcdenton ,
FractalsInfinite ,

Thanks, for our meme, I’m going to steal distribute it

scarilog ,

Bros going to distribute this meme

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Well, as long as everyone gets a piece of the seized meme

halfway_neko ,
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Exec ,
@Exec@pawb.social avatar

Why is this in Sonic Forces style?

halfway_neko ,
@halfway_neko@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

idk lol. i acquired this meme from someone else :P

stoi ,
samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

bro posted a comic about saying “bro” followed by a description of what just happened

hydroptic OP ,

Damn right I did, and you laughed anyhow

franklin , to memes in You fuckin' hobbits came up here to smoke dope on Mount Doom, huh?
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

About to do some shit that makes it never want to see again.

Darkenfolk ,

~Sauron gained additional fetishes.

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

This reminds me of something I sometimes wonder about lotr: does the ring make you more evil, or does it just make you more like Sauron? If you’re already even more evil than Sauron and you put on the ring, does it slowly turn you ever so slightly more good, to align with Sauron better?

Klear ,

…or does it make Sauron be more like you in that case?

hydroptic OP ,

Shove a palantir up your pooper

Zerush , to memes in You fuckin' hobbits came up here to smoke dope on Mount Doom, huh?
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Gallardo994 , to memes in You fuckin' hobbits came up here to smoke dope on Mount Doom, huh?

Finally, a superhero we needed, a FurmarkMan

TheImpressiveX , to funny in That remains to be seen
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CCF_100 ,

Lol it looks like it was made by the same person too

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Why is it more disturbing when Minnie is wearing a bikini top instead of nothing?

acockworkorange ,

Because it implies fictional mice have only two teats.

TexasDrunk , to funny in That remains to be seen

It does not remain to be seen. Blood and Honey already exists.

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

Yes but have we all seen it yet?

TexasDrunk ,

I saw it for everyone. Now you don’t have to!

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Taking one for the team. Thx fam

Zorque ,

My hero <3

finickydesert ,
@finickydesert@lemmy.ml avatar

Thank you for your service

fsxylo ,

Reminds me of the guy who played Gollum and put it on youtube so no one else had to play it.

shadowscale ,

how was it?

pmmeyourseedbombs ,

Shit

TexasDrunk ,

Not great. If you go in expecting garbage you might be able to have a good time. I watch tons of absolute garbage so I was able to have a good time.

I’ll watch the second one when it comes out and the other ones they’re planning in the same universe.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

It remains to be seen.

Slovene ,

Considering that they’re talking about nudity, he probably means ‘weird’ in the Rule 34 sense.

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Copyrights don’t seem to stop that from happening regardless

unreachable ,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

beauty and the beast BWC/BBC

Gabu ,

Beast and the 999 ways to have fun with furniture and household ornaments

Slovene ,

Not commercially, though.

Ekybio , to funny in That remains to be seen
@Ekybio@lemmy.world avatar

“like being nude”

Im tipping my hat to the creator for predicting the near future if a beloved character who is now open for public use. They saw the opportunity and grabbed it firmly

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Right. Let’s shave Winnie.

Aeri , to lemmyshitpost in acceptable screws
@Aeri@lemmy.world avatar

Personally I wish we could eliminate flathead screw.

greedytacothief ,

I think it has its place in things that need to be fixed in the field where you may not have access to a screwdriver. Other than that they kinda suck

CaptainPedantic , to lemmyshitpost in acceptable screws

Philips screws are awful. They strip if you look at them wrong. Flatheads should only be used on thumbscrews just in case you need a little extra torque from a screwdriver.

Torx and Hex are excellent.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I feel like spanner would be the best for not having shit getting stripped. But that’s just looking at this diagram; never seen them IRL.

Ajen ,

They’re mostly just used for tamper-proof screws for things like bathroom stalls so people can’t take them apart as a “prank” or whatever. The screw driver bits tend to break easily, which is usually worse than the screw stripping.

rockerface ,

Hexagons are the bestagons

weeeeum ,

I work on electronics and woodworking and Phillips are the utter worst of both of them. The thread lock in computers makes them easy to strip when unscrewing. The resistance of driving them into wood makes them guaranteed to strip when screwing. Fuck them.

stealth_cookies ,

The big issue I see with people driving Phillips screws is that they don’t use a large enough driver size. Computer screws for example are Phillips #2 and I’ve never had an issue with them stripping.

weeeeum ,

I use the correct driver, I’ll go through my kit to find the best fitting bit. It simply comes down to the fact they are designed to strip to avoid “catastrophic failure”. Plus the fact that companies use intentionally cheap, soft screws, to make repair and service harder. Cough cough zinc screws on a $10,000 iMac (steel screws would have cost 25 cents for 10, zinc like 5 cents for 10, fucking ridiculous).

evergreen ,

I read that the thing about them being designed to strip to prevent worse failure is just a myth. Or at least they weren’t originally designed to. It said that the original patent never contained any feature for that. Wouldn’t surprise me though if modern companies do use screws designed to strip to prevent disassembly/repair.

HocEnimVeni ,
@HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world avatar

I think originally the screws would cause the driver to cam out and stop driving if a certain amount of force is applied but the screws are so soft and cheap that the harder driver damages the screw head when it cams out.

nickwitha_k ,

This and the centered shape that Philips and Robertson have were key. The lack of a sharp driver bit being able to slip out of the fastener prevented a lot of injuries.

However, Philips, at least, needs to go away.

OsaErisXero ,

I always figured it was intentional but for the other reason: screws soft enough that overtightening can't damage/crack the multi-thousand dollar components, the screw head cores out first.

grue ,

That’s great, but then you can’t get your multi-thousand dollar component unscrewed anyway so what was the point?

frezik ,

It’s also a design flaw that it’s so easy to use the wrong sized driver and it will sorta work. It might be annoying that you have to have a set of different star drive or hex drive bits, but you’re less likely to strip them.

NaoPb ,

Maybe I’m just being lucky but I’ve never experienced screws stripping anymore since I’ve started getting better tools for myself.

And in woodworking it can also help to pre-drill a hole using your smallest drill, before screwing a screw in. This also prevents the wood from cracking. I’ve also seen wood screws that have some lubrication pre-applied.

AdrianTheFrog ,
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

The problem is, when working with electronics, you can have a great screwdriver but it won’t help if the screws in the device are very cheap (and probably partially stripped already from someone opening it previously).

KuraiWolfGaming ,

I swear I’ve had stuff with stripped screws right from the store.

NaoPb ,

I’ll be honest that I’ve never really experienced problems like that before. I’ve had cheap screws and partially stripped screws. But so far I’ve always been able to open them with the right screwdriver.

But I believe you when you say you did and maybe you have a lot more experience than I do so I’ll respect your opinion.

AdrianTheFrog ,
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t had any completely fail yet, but I’ve seen some come worryingly close. I don’t really have all that much experience, but from what I’ve seen it just doesn’t seem like the most reliable design.

NaoPb ,

PC fan screws come to mind because they are self tapping and a lot of people seem to not use the right screwdriver or don’t yet know the trick of running the screws in and out of the fan one time outside of the case first.

nickwitha_k ,

Could be that it’s not a Philips but a JIS. I didn’t even know that JIS existed until a couple years ago. The shape is close enough to Philips to mostly work but make it super easy to strip.

huginn ,

The image feels like it should be posted in c/unpopularopinions

facelessbs ,

Square is nice too but square/Phillips is a good damn lie. Because the Philips side of it doesn’t work well enough so it is still just a square but with extra slots

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Torx gang unite.

We had our 20 y/o deck repaired and stained last year. I was chatting with the overseer about what he was going to do and the topic of screws came up; he said he was going to use Torx, and only ever used Torx anymore - I just about cheered.

I’d been losing hope in humanity lately, but little signs of sanity like this, professionals finally getting rid of the hell-bits that are Phillips heads, lifts my heart and gives me hope.

bonn2 ,

I work at a big box hardware store, and I can confirm that almost all deck and structural screws are moving to torx. (much to the older generations dismay)

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

That’s what a worker at my local Ace store said: they were slowly transitioning to Torx.

dankm ,

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a philips or slotted deck screw. I have and have purchased many boxes of these things and they’ve always been nearly 100% Robertson. Is this a US thing?

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Yes, and you’re Canadian. Robertson is the standard there, and while it’s used in other countries, not nearly as much.

In the beginning was slotted heads, mainly because mass machining and casting wasn’t good enough to have more precise forms. Then came the Great Connector Wars, and in the US the Phillips head won and was standardized; almost every house built in the US in the past 80 years will be built with these (and nails). Slotted heads are much less common, but you find them in various specific places, like where the heads are visible and you want to hide the screw as much as economically possible.

Canada, however, was smarter and standardized on the Robertson head; IIRC one reason for the divergence was the Phillips licensing cost. In any case, Robertson is superior to Phillips in most ways, except it’s even worse to dig out if it gets painted over.

As machining improved, many attempts were made to improve on Phillips, which mostly amounted to polishing a turd; Robertson remained unchanged as it was already pretty good.

Then came hex, which is great except it’s structurally pretty terrible for the head. Still, it can be seen as an improvement in Robertson, but not quite so good as to be worth all the retooling. Good enough that it’s probably the second, or at least third, most popular head in the US.

Finally, someone did some fucking math and came up with Torx, which is provably and demonstrably superior to all other screw heads. It maximizes force transfer, and leaves more material in the head; it’s harder to strip out, and can be applied effectively to very small screw heads. There’s a security version, which was mostly useless (for intended purpose) the day after it was released, but beyond that, there’s no real improvement that can be made.

The Phillips patents expired decades ago, so it’s holding on mainly from inertia. Commercial contractors don’t have much invested in it, because they have to literally buy boxes of replacement Phillips heads because of how shitty the design is and how often the heads break. While manufacturers have a steady stream of revenue from selling replacement Phillips tools that have broken, this is balanced by the mouth-watering prospect of every contractor in the US buying new Torx size-sets and high-end Torx tools. And the screw makers probably DGAF as they’ll sell screws either way; Torx screws might be a little more expensive - they used to be, but I haven’t compared lately.

Canada may just motor on using Robertson; there’s less incentive for them to retool since Robertson isn’t nearly as crappy as Phillips, so the cost/benefit to upgrade to Torx is less compelling. But who knows?

wjrii ,

These days, all but the cheapest outdoor-grade screws in the US are torx, generally with a bit thrown into the box that, while cheap, should work fine for a few boxes’ worth.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Freaking awesome. Better and better. We’ve finally fixed the screw heads, and pretty much also computer connectors (and small device chargers!) with USB-C. Just in time for the end of the world via total ecological collapse.

Great times.

azertyfun ,

I’ve heard that was more of a European thing, but the only two serious contenders are Pozidriv vs Torx for screws (and hex vs Allen for bolts).

I just checked my local hardware store’s website, and out of the 176 kinds of 4/4.5mm screw boxes in their inventory, 74 are Torx, 55 are Pozidriv, and 38 are Phillips (ew).

Either Torx or Pozidriv is fine when used properly, however most DIYers don’t understand the difference between PZ and PH and end up stripping their heads. Also it’s much harder to use the wrong-sized bit with Torx than PZ.

So yeah, Torx wins in just about every category and other heads only get manufactured to appease old people and penny-pinchers.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

That’s one of my issues with Pozi - it can be hard to see the markings, and not everyone has great eyesight. I mostly object to Phillips-related screws because there are so many variations that mostly look the same and require a table to differentiate. And none have the torque-transfer performance of Torx. Plus, you can use a hex head in a Torx bit in an emergency and you don’t much care about either the bit or the head.

AresUII ,
@AresUII@lemmy.world avatar

The ones with bumps in the middle can go fuck themselves

grue ,

Flatheads should only be used on thumbscrews just in case you need a little extra torque from a screwdriver.

The only other legitimate use I’ve seen for flatheads is on wooden boats, where you’ll be gooping the head up with tar for waterproofing. Since you’ll eventually have to scrape it back off again to get to the fastener, you want a simple geometry that’s easy to clean.

nilloc ,

Square (Robertson) drives are actually great too. Better than Hex/Allen, but Torx is the most reliable, and the most German. Phillips can take a long walk off a short pier.

Lev_Astov ,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

I do wish Robertson heads were more common. They’re almost as tough as torx, but tapered to stick on the tip of the tool, which is so convenient.

sunbytes , to funny in 🎵 If you █████ ██ in the ███ 🎶

And then…

There’s the Profanisaurus.

link

hydroptic OP ,

“Previously Known As Sweary Mary’s Dictionary Of Filth”, lul

deweydecibel , to funny in 🎵 If you █████ ██ in the ███ 🎶

Urban dictionary only works when the people using the terms go there to define them and upvoted the definitions.

And young people nowadays don’t do anything online if it isn’t an app.

Kase ,

Tbf I thought urban dictionary had an app

brbposting ,
TexMexBazooka ,

The iPad baby generation is shockingly technically useless

Deebster ,
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I keep seeing stupid, seemingly very person-specific definitions get the votes, stuff like “John: a really sexy, clever boy that all the girls want to be with”

x4740N , to funny in Are we still doing "phrasing!" ?
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn’t be surprised if someone from the united states literally shoots the sun

hydroptic OP ,

Didn’t folks try to shoot those Chinese high-altitude spy balloons with rifles?

RandomVideos ,

What if they push the moon into the sun? We could end up with no moon

bjoern_tantau ,
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What if they already did? Someone should monitor the moon’s distance to see if that’s true.

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