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captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in acceptable screws
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Factually incorrect.

Torx and Square/Robertson are superior, Hex/Allen and Phillips are allowed a seat on this council but not granted the rank of master, Posidriv is theoretically Phillips++ but only to the six people in the world that know what it is and own a Posidriv screwdriver, to everyone else it’s that goddamn Phillips that keeps camming out. JIS is parallel universe Phillips, it’s exactly as reasonably okay as Phillips is for identical reasons, the biggest problem is that they exist alongside and closely resemble Phillips screws. Everything else except slotted is a mental disorder, and slotted was dropped on its head as a child.

ForgotAboutDre ,

Posidrive is very common in the UK. Especially in trades. They are so common screwdriver sets will include posi and slotted with no Philips. Philips is still common in electronics.

Posidrive is much better than Phillips, but just as easy to quickly screw lots of things. Torx and hex take longer to align and have many more sized drive ends. Posidrive has three sizes and 90% of them are number 2. But if you need more torque then they are no good. But at that point you need to switch to a different tool like an impact or wrench.

A washing machine I recently had to repair had three different sizes of torx and it isn’t obvious which one till you test fit. Posidrive is easy to identify the size by eye and many different screw diameters share the same posi head. Coupled with self alignment they are just more convenient. I have Robertson bits from multipacks but never needed them.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Phillips has been such a standard for so long in the United States I don’t think it’s going anywhere, and Pozidriv has made basically no inroads; in fact the only Posidriv screws I own are part of an E3D 3D printer extruder.

I encounter a LOT of Phillips heads, quite a lot of Torx, at least here in America a lot of carpentry screws are starting to standardize on T25 Torx drive. A lot of them include a T25 driver bit in the package, and they are SO much better than Phillips. Drywall screws are still commonly #2 Phillips. Pocket screws (washer headed wood screws) tend to be square drive for whatever reason. Machine screws are either Phillips or Allen. I find a lot of appliances held together with small external hex sheet metal screws, if not Phillips.

I bought a 50 piece bit kit and it came with no less than 8 #2 Phillips drivers.

backhdlp , to linux in Firefox "tabs" in a tiling WM
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this post was made by a non-tab-hoarder

QuazarOmega ,

You use tabs as tabs,
I use tabs as bookmarks.
We are not the same.

ReversalHatchery ,

Problem is, you can only have one bookmark for each url. So if you want to have readling list bookmarks, you better not use bookmarks for anything else.

There’s a workaround, sure, add a # and some gibberish to the URL’s end, but that’s not really a solution

QuazarOmega ,

you better not use bookmarks for anything else

I don’t get it, instead of what?

ReversalHatchery ,

What I wanted to mean is that if you use bookmarks as a reading list, you are better off not using them for any other purpose, like saving articles by categories for later reference.
This is because each bookmark can only be in a single bookmark folder.
Additionally, if you have an addon that makes bookmarks, and it creates a bookmark for a site you have already bookmarked (let alone mass creates such bookmarks), the old ones will be lost along with their tags.

QuazarOmega ,

Oh I see, that’s true! Firefox bookmarks are a bit suboptimal in my experience too, for me it’s because they don’t have a description field so it’s harder to search for them (unless you put the text in the title, but all these kludges are annoying)

Cossty ,

I currently have around 170 tabs open…

etuomaala OP , (edited )

You only saw the tabs open on this workspace.

But yeah I don’t have hundreds of tabs open. It is incompatible with my workflow. Only the “tabs” directly relevant to whatever is currently happening in the current workspace are kept open.

A link either gets read or it doesn’t. If I don’t have time to read a link somebody sends me personally, I just tell them that. I don’t string anybody along about a link I know I will never read. I can’t allow for any link backlog. That leads to . . . dark places.

Also, I don’t really use bookmarks either. When I disable search suggestions and use firefox suggest, it leave more space for history. It works so well I don’t really need to bookmark anything. Frequently opened sites make their way to the top on their own.

imnotfromkaliningrad , to programmerhumor in Polly wants a deliverable
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

did he also learn to complain about the quality of your work despite clearly being incapable (or unwilling) of doing it better himself?

S_204 ,

He didnt hire himself, he hired you…

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

well, my shit works and i deliver on time. he has no reason to complain.

colournoun ,

I see you’ve met my boss.

istanbullu , to programmerhumor in Polly wants a deliverable

80% of project managers are useless. But if you find a good one, they are worth their weight in gold.

TheOSINTguy , to programmerhumor in Polly wants a deliverable

And yet he is better then most

victorz , (edited )

Better and most? Wow. But most only later? Huh.

Edit: not meant to be toxic… Guess the inflections weren’t conveyed well through text.

Lifter ,

This is more toxic then funny.

victorz ,

I’m glad it was funny eventually at least 😆

Cold_Brew_Enema , to programmerhumor in Polly wants a deliverable

I’ve worked with the worst project managers. Sit in a meeting for an hour completely silent, then at the end ask questions that were already answered. I’d love that job. That or scrum master. Our scrum master is fucking useless. I think if he doesn’t move stories around swim lanes he will explode.

Crack0n7uesday ,

When I first started applying for IT jobs back in the day I would see “Scrum Master” jobs get posted a lot and I would think to myself “why the fuck do they need to hire a rugby player” before I knew what a scrum master actually did.

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

I think a rugby player would be more useful in some situations

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Strong terry tate vibes

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

I once met one of those.

Just the type @Cold_Brew_Enema is talking about. Self-important douche who literally tried holding presentation on what scum master does. On a recreational evening. And we had no choice but sit there and listen because the space we were spending the evening in was the conferencerooms/sauna of their company. Then he had a brilliant idea of making people do airplanes as a “social activity.” Ugh. The average age in that room was past 30.

And yes I’m aware I wrote “scum”, it was on purpose. It was either that or “cum”, but I don’t want to slut-shame anyone and imagine any potential cum masters out there being more pleasant to be around than him.

Xanis ,

Oh god that reminds me of an old boss. I’m the type to sit in meetings and listen. Taking in everything and asking few questions/making few statements. I got pulled aside one afternoon and asked, “Why aren’t you participating in the meetings? You hardly speak up and sit there looking bored.” So after a few minutes of this talk I absolutely began asking the actual hard questions that I used to water down while putting in applications on the side.

Got pulled into a meeting a couple months (and several interviews) later on some email discussion I forwarded as way of explanation for a situation I was loosely involved with. The other email participant and I had a very strong relationship and because of that some professionalism fell off. Nothing truly informal. More khakis than dress pants if you will. Anyway, they tried slapping me with the old dreaded formal warning not over the situation, over “my tone used with another professional”, so I pulled out the undated and unsigned notice I had been carrying around since that initial talk.

Anyway, story went on longer than expected. Point is, sometimes you’re fucked either way.

RagingRobot ,

I want the title of scrum master just because it sounds gross. Keep your dirty hands off my scrum!

LiveLM ,

She scrum on my master until I… agile???

psud ,

I have been a scrum master for a couple of years. If you can facilitate, teach some scrum basics, and have some ability to get good work from people it’s the easiest job there is

Unfortunately my “train” downsized and my team was dissolved (the team was 80% contract staff in a government IT area, and we had to lose all the contract people) and I’ve been moved to a product owner role

PO isn’t going to be nearly as easy, but it has a good chance of being more fun

sheogorath ,

If you’re competent, a SM is invaluable, however it’s one of the easiest to replace role. As an example, almost all of the engineers in my division has a PSM I certification. So all the SM do is just facilitate meetings. When we started we have around 5 SMs but currently only have 1 because all of the SMs are redundant since the team already know how scrum works.

CultHero , to lemmyshitpost in gaming

It’s an American problem.

We are right next door and Canada has had less murders in 25 years than America has in one.

You all hate each other so much you have zero empathy and hair trigger tempers. Add a plethora of guns to the mix and you have a powder keg that never stops going off.

You have a constant stream of media telling you to be angry all the time, I get it, we get a lot of that crap crossing the border and being online with Americans makes me fucking angry but you have to just walk away from the constant noise. I know because I have to do the same. The internet isn’t an escape anymore, it’s a war zone and I’m so tired of fighting.

I’m just so fucking tired.

ThrowawayPermanente , to lemmyshitpost in wealth

Swag

DaBabyAteMaDingo , to lemmyshitpost in acceptable screws

Holy hell the entirety of Lemmy just exposed themselves as retarded jobless people.

Six lobe, or torx, is fucking awesome when screwing in serious screws. It’s the reason why it replaced all philips and most hex heads.

Slotted screws are the fucking worst. You guys have never worked a blue collar job in your lives 🤣😂😭

JamesTBagg ,

My first thought was, “this post brought to you by not mechanics.” Otherwise they’d recognize the superiority of hex and torx over Philips and especially flat. But then I realized this is, in fact, a very shit post.

DaBabyAteMaDingo ,

You know, I made the comment and seconds later I noticed my blunder. But I refused to edit or delete it because I’m standing on bidness.

SSUPII OP ,

My post is bait

JamesTBagg ,

And good bait at that. You’ve snagged us all.

casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer , to lemmyshitpost in acceptable screws

There is one screw on this chart that I have a mortal hatred for. Just one. That being the fat Phillips (called “Phillips/square” on this chart meme thing).

I have no idea why, but some companies can’t resist the sadistic urge to put tiny versions of these fuckers on equipment that should just use a torque or Phillips screw head. But no, they want you to truly suffer. Because they don’t stop there: they make the fragile little fuckers out of NICKEL. Which means they are extra malleable and prone to strip if you so much as look at them the wrong way. So imagine you need to replace a hard drive on a RAID-type storage pool that’s already down two spares and you can’t fucking get the drive out of it’s sled because the vendor not only hired a bodybuilder to tighten the screws, but simultaneously chose the worst possible metal just for giggles and chose the screw head that they no body will have the proper bit for and will inevitably use a normal phillips on until it strips.

I now have a ritual procedure of putting every drive that gets replaced in the coldest cold aisle in the datacenter for at least 5 minutes just to make these fucking screws less likely to ruin my day.

Fuck whoever invented the fat phillips, even the lowest ring of hell is too good for them.

stoicmaverick ,

Ya. Just those guys, and anybody who eats turtles. Keep the psychos out of the nice parts of hell.

casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer , (edited )

Every awkward fascist, sexist turtle will be gathered into an imaginary pot and cooked alive for all to see. The aroma and broth will be delectable.

If you have no idea what any of this means and no idea why I don this weird username, then I kindly implore you stay out of it for sake of your own sanity. Otherwise, lmk and I’ll begrudgingly curse you with knowledge of the tale of a particularly disgraceful misanthrope and an even worse excuse for a human being.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

But no, they want you to truly suffer.

It’s called Planned Obsolescence, sweatie. Now go out and buy a new device.

casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer , (edited )

Buddy. I’m not talking about consumer equipment. I’m talking about enterprise equipment that costs more than your car. Step off.

And yes, I know planned obsolescence is a thing in enterprise. But that doesn’t mean your enterprise customer won’t make purchasing decisions based on the quality of such small components. We refuse to order from HPE, to give you an idea of how we take this sort of thing. We know what we’re buying and how to use it and if we can’t properly maintain it because the vendor is an asshat, we’ll find a new vendor because fuck you we can’t afford to put up with your shenanigans.

sparky , to programmerhumor in Polly wants a deliverable
@sparky@lemmy.federate.cc avatar

Not sure whether to laugh or cry at this one…

hydroptic OP ,

Considering what a fucking tragicomedy life on Earth has turned into, I think doing both – possibly at the same time – is a valid reaction

jadedwench , to lemmyshitpost in acceptable screws

No thanks. I will stick to my torx and hex, and they better be in metric.

  • Don’t use over or undersized screwdrivers, especially on smaller electronics.
  • Stop torquing while you are still ahead.
  • Be especially careful if the metals are soft.
  • Keep your driver perpendicular. Better drivers can make this easier.
  • Better to back out the screw and try again if it isn’t going in smooth on something threaded. Check for debris and burrs. If you need to apply more pressure, do so carefully.
  • I have found that for small stuff, getting nicer drivers makes a huge difference.

Penta-lobes for some of the small electronics are funny I guess, but they don’t bother me as long as I have a bit for it. Main thing is to understand why some of these different shapes exist.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Torx doesn’t come in standard/metric. It uses an arbitrary system. What’s so “25” about a T25?

jadedwench ,

Ah yes, the head size follows their iso standard for it. The threads, however, can be metric or SAE. You can put a different screw/bolt with whatever head in the same hole, but the threads/diameter can be metric or SAE/imperial.

conditional_soup , to programmerhumor in Polly wants a deliverable

I’ve met this bird. It only prioritizes issues as urgent; when interacted with, it’ll say “yes, this is part of MVP”

Vent ,

Could be worse, mine have started saying “the MVP must be feature complete and 100% bug free” but there’s a 0% chance there’s enough budget for that.

hydroptic OP ,

And what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?

Viking_Hippie ,

Wayne Gretzky? 🤷

hydroptic OP ,

Minimum Viable Player

BallsandBayonets ,

I can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.

LoamImprovement ,

The one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.

hydroptic OP ,

Ahh, sales…

The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out

Skullgrid , (edited )
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll kill you , you stupid bird!

If everything is high priority, nothing is high priority!

https://i.imgur.com/mHmfK2V.jpeg

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I had a list of 30 items I had to prioritize with clients the other day. We ended up with about two dozen Priority 1s and the rest were 2s.

So I had to go back and say, “let’s prioritize the 1s” and at least got them to agree to 1.A, 1.B, and 1.C.

Ephera ,

This is why I really don’t think absolute priority values work. I much prefer relative priority, i.e. dragging cards into an order.

Of course, the challenge with that is in clarifying that it’s not a strict order in which tasks will be tackled.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

You are a wizard.

ironhydroxide ,

I have had multiple managers who are incapable of understanding this.

Zuberi , to programmerhumor in Polly wants a deliverable
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Watching the bean counter (who makes >350k) struggle to open a PDF is 🤌🤌🤌

RagingRobot ,

That’s the life of a bean for ya

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Just wait until they get a turkey stuck on their head.

newthrowaway20 , to programmerhumor in Polly wants a deliverable

A good project manager can make all the difference. I’ve worked with shitty ones and great ones. Great ones are on top of the project, fielding questions and wrangling together key players. Shit ones don’t do any of that then get surprised on their own call when they are behind schedule.

bort ,

what does “get surprised on their own call” mean?

Astongt615 ,

They are usually responsible for planning, generating, and running regular project team meetings. So they get people together but sometimes have done no work since the last meeting they held, so when someone has a reasonable issue that doesn’t meet with the pre done schedule 5 years ago when the project was first instigated, they have super Pikachu face and get mad at the actual doers because they don’t get to just report “on schedule” to their bosses. They could be called the landlords ofthe project based on the sentiment of the greater Lemmy community.

Asafum ,

The more I learn about project managers the more I realize I am a project manager in a factory. Just a criminally underpaid project manager…

We don’t have titles here because god forbid anyone discover what their value actually is.

SlopppyEngineer , (edited )

Then you ask a PM for specs before you start, or at least a brief with what needs to be done, and maybe a rough planning based on estimates and not what the customer said what are the deadlines, and they get really offended.

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