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xor , to funny in You've done a man's job, sir

replicants aren’t robots, they’re genetically engineered human slaves

Murdoc ,

Going by a strict definition of the word, neither are the ‘bots’ that these systems are designed to detect. So, kinda funny anyway?

xor ,

i upvoted…
but, first time i saw it i thought they were robots, so i said something

Murdoc ,

Fair enough. 🙂

Illegalmexicant , to funny in Are we still doing "phrasing!" ?
Raptor_007 ,

Fuckin imbecile points to it, like “durr there it is! Lemme stare at it without any eye protection.”

Christ alfuckingmighty…

simple , to funny in Are we still doing "phrasing!" ?
edgemaster72 ,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Piccolo, yes!

x4740N , to funny in Are we still doing "phrasing!" ?
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn’t be surprised if someone from the united states literally shoots the sun

hydroptic OP ,

Didn’t folks try to shoot those Chinese high-altitude spy balloons with rifles?

RandomVideos ,

What if they push the moon into the sun? We could end up with no moon

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

What if they already did? Someone should monitor the moon’s distance to see if that’s true.

GrymEdm , to funny in Are we still doing "phrasing!" ?

She spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience

Like a woman who went blind

Because she looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes

With pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about

The dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes

With a pinhole in it

breadsmasher , to funny in Are we still doing "phrasing!" ?
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

stupid kid looked straight at the sun while shooting. now he has burnt retinas

sbv ,

You need to wait until the sun is fully covered to shoot safely.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

So you only shoot it when it's dark? Pretty sure this guy's a cop, everyone.

unionagainstdhmo ,
@unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

I hear the eclipse is armed with acorns as well

hydroptic OP ,

lol the downvotes. Just replace “the military” with “the cops” in this:

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/bd81ac9b-4e74-4b8e-9fa0-68cf20860555.webp

FiniteBanjo , to funny in 🎵 If you █████ ██ in the ███ 🎶

It was about to be the sickest rap single in a decade.

Steamymoomilk , to funny in 🎵 If you █████ ██ in the ███ 🎶

Somthing somthing skibbity toilet blue waffels?

hydroptic OP ,

I’m a middle-aged nerd so I have zero clue what the hell any of this means and I refuse to find out

funkless_eck ,

blue waffle was around the 90s.

It’s a picture of diseased feminine genitalia

hydroptic OP ,

Must be a repressed memory, then

deweydecibel , to funny in 🎵 If you █████ ██ in the ███ 🎶

Urban dictionary only works when the people using the terms go there to define them and upvoted the definitions.

And young people nowadays don’t do anything online if it isn’t an app.

Kase ,

Tbf I thought urban dictionary had an app

brbposting ,
TexMexBazooka ,

The iPad baby generation is shockingly technically useless

Deebster ,
@Deebster@lemmy.ml avatar

I keep seeing stupid, seemingly very person-specific definitions get the votes, stuff like “John: a really sexy, clever boy that all the girls want to be with”

21Cabbage , to funny in 🎵 If you █████ ██ in the ███ 🎶

Especially considering urban dictionary consists almost entirely of shock humor and isn’t really a good resource for you know, actually understanding people.

AFC1886VCC , to funny in 🎵 If you █████ ██ in the ███ 🎶

Urban Dictionary has helped me with so many words over the years.

merde ,

now that Wiktionary has the definition of hot carl, urban dictionary is redundant 🙈

hydroptic OP ,

Possibly misapplied from hot carl “a cheap red wine enema, usually involving Carlo Rossi Merlot”.

w-what

MDKAOD ,

Maybe you’ve heard of boofing? There’s a supreme court justice who I hear was a big fan in college…

hydroptic OP ,
pewgar_seemsimandroid , to funny in 🎵 If you █████ ██ in the ███ 🎶

what would wikipedia be?

rickyrigatoni ,

encyclopedia

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

[citation needed]

lud ,

[1]

Imgonnatrythis ,

I dunno but it’s cartoon better have a little tin cup and be begging - they are aggressive AF with trying to get donations. In general, but especially if you ever give them money.

hydroptic OP , (edited )

They sorta have to be aggressive because it’s damn near impossible to get people to pay for online services nowadays. Everybody expects to get everything for free, but also nobody wants to see ads (for a good reason too, mind you.)

Imgonnatrythis ,

Yeah, I wish they would push a different model. I think the charity model is likely unsustainable long term. Quality contributions to the information should buy you some access and perhaps everyone gets access to some basic info on entries but more in depth data requires a micropayment perhaps.

hydroptic OP ,

Unfortunately that’d probably kill it ded; like I said, people are really loath to pay for online services.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Kagi been doing well. I think tides are shifting

Duamerthrax , (edited )

It would get infested with bots writing articles and other bots upvoting the quality status. The people with resources to do that wouldn’t have any interest in telling the truth.

brbposting ,

PAYWALL WIKIPEDIA?!

How dare you sir!

They take heat for fundraising like they’re on the edge although they have full coffers. Hopefully it’s sustainable!

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

3 nerds in a trenchcoat arguing about sources

Duamerthrax ,

This is a buzzfeed comic, so the source for most of their content.

RGB3x3 , to funny in 🎵 If you █████ ██ in the ███ 🎶

If street knowledge is a must, you can suck on Deez Nuts

istanbullu , to programmerhumor in Polly wants a deliverable

80% of project managers are useless. But if you find a good one, they are worth their weight in gold.

CultHero , to lemmyshitpost in gaming

It’s an American problem.

We are right next door and Canada has had less murders in 25 years than America has in one.

You all hate each other so much you have zero empathy and hair trigger tempers. Add a plethora of guns to the mix and you have a powder keg that never stops going off.

You have a constant stream of media telling you to be angry all the time, I get it, we get a lot of that crap crossing the border and being online with Americans makes me fucking angry but you have to just walk away from the constant noise. I know because I have to do the same. The internet isn’t an escape anymore, it’s a war zone and I’m so tired of fighting.

I’m just so fucking tired.

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