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Zier , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.
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What store is carrying these awesome Peanut Butter Steak Fillets? I cannot wait to break out the BBQ!

Substance_P , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.

What the Anunnaki? Surely they are smarter than that.

FrostyCaveman ,

The Annunaki are coming back, clearly some of the species needs a second dose of the brain enlargement gene therapy

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.

I think they are dead.

Substance_P ,

Apparently dead people are voting all over the place.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Many people are saying so.

OopsAllTwix ,

It’s such a great metric.

OsrsNeedsF2P , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

some1 explain

hardaysknight ,

It’s from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Brickhead92 ,

The exert that is referenced by the tattoos:

Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.

This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?

No.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn’t it?

And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

caroline ,

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to insanepeoplefacebook in I guess we should call it Old Zealand.

It’s amazing all those people know yet it still stays a secret.

ChicoSuave ,

What she should be asked is what authority is keeping the information hidden and yet allowed to be disseminated across so many people? What reason would it be best left a secret? What happens if it’s aliens, and there is proof that the Maori defended the earth thousands of years ago?

Annoyed_Crabby ,

What happens if Maori is the ancient alien that settled down?

Aurenkin ,

Only until 2063 fortunately. Because that’s the year.

Etterra ,

Well then they’re just going to have to be patient and wait.

roguetrick , to cat in Work well spent

Hardwood (birch maybe?) 2x2s. Not because the cat’s weight requires it. It’s just deserves hardwood.

WhyFlip , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

Looks like my fuck tube.

ZombiFrancis , to science_memes in The scientific method

The salt water helps.

OceanSoap ,

There’s also a water-to-corpse ratio that helps.

JeeBaiChow , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

Discount door breach, or post hammer.

Ilovethebomb ,

Door breachers aren’t hollow.

Atomic ,

Discounted door breachers are.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

When you buy riot gear at harbor frieght

JeeBaiChow ,

They are, if you’re trying to cut costs. Hence my use of the word ‘discount’.

Obligatory ‘whoosh’

boatsnhos931 ,

GOT EM

Ilovethebomb ,

You’d typically fill it with something heavy, if that’s the use case.

Death_Equity , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.

I mean, he isn’t wrong.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I don’t know that they would buy Trump as Pharaoh. For one thing, the Pharaoh had to take part in a ritual called Heb-Sed, which included him running around a ceremonial track.

I don’t see Trump being willing to do that. Which meant goodbye Pharaoh.

frickineh ,

But consider this: a bunch of pharoahs were inbred as fuck, so Trump probably would’ve fit right in as soon as he started talking.

massive_bereavement ,

I'll pay good money to see him running any length.

trxxruraxvr , (edited )

They would consider anyone that needs votes to rule unworthy. They considered the pharaohs actual gods. Trump is just a wannabe.

Death_Equity ,

The premise is that they would vote for him, so that assumes there being a system where he could be voted for in some sort of alternative reality.

Drusas , to memes in Wha..?

Stupid doesn't equal funny.

Hikermick , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

That’s what the cops use when they are too impatient waiting for you to open your door. Where do people get the idea it’s for digging post holes?

moncharleskey ,

Just in case you’re serious, this is in fact a tool for driving metal fence posts like round posts for a chain link fence or t posts for a garden/cattle fence. You slide it over the post and drive it down to hammer in the post. Way easier and safer than using a sledge.

Hikermick ,

Huh TIL. I’ve put up many posts, used post hole diggers and augers of various kinds. Never saw anything like this. The soil where I live has lots of clay, this device looks futile

kitnaht ,

Its used with metal fence posts. Like these: i.imgur.com/pBwLMzL.png

Hikermick ,

Ah that explains it thanks. I always used a mallet on those

sinkingship , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

I actually thought this was a police tool for breaking in doors.

So according to comments it’s a post driver. So far I dug holes and put my poles in. This tool seems practical for soft soil, but what do you do when living somewhere with rocky soil or with dry clay soil?

DasAlbatross ,

We have dry clay soil. You put on hearing protection and whack the shit out of the t-post with this bad boy.

sinkingship ,

Ah thanks! So you use thin metal posts. I still use self cut wood like a caveman and whack the shit out of other things.

DasAlbatross ,

Yeah, i wouldn’t use one of these to drive in the wooden posts. We still need them every once in a while for stability.

Etterra ,

Wouldn’t it be easier to just rent an auger?

HelixDab2 ,

If you’re putting in t-posts, an auger is going to end up making a really big hole. An auger would be more appropriate, IMO, for a wooden post.

Sam_Bass ,

Fill it with concrete and it might do in a pinch

Hugin ,

For hard soil you use a different tool. It’s similar to how you have saws for wood and saws for metal.

When you fill the tube with cement it gets the nickname “Redneck Lockpick”.

JovialMicrobial ,

I’ve used one to put those skinny metal posts in that have wings on the bottom part to make it hard to rip them back out. A post hole digger is usually used for large wooden posts.

callouscomic , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

Post if you want, but you’ll be digging yourself a hole.

TrickDacy , to linuxmemes in What's going on y'all?

I’ve found it funny how many people think they need to defend windows by saying " this could’ve happened to Linux too!!"

Okay, sure. Yeah you’re right about Linux being just as insecure as windows too 😉

PainInTheAES ,

Something similar did happen on Linux clients with CrowdStrike installed not too long ago lol

MartianFox ,

Sounds a bit like its a bad idea to install CrowdStrike regardless of the system 🙃

jaybone ,

lol yeah that’s a glowing review.

“Oh, we can fuck other shit up too!”

TrickDacy ,

Anything to defend windows

madcaesar ,

Noone needs to defend Windows. We need to defend the truth. And the truth is that this was not a Windows issue. It’s a Crowdstrike issue.

TrickDacy ,

Windows being an insecure shit show is no one else’s fault though. Not sure why that draws an argument. It’s well known

madcaesar ,

True. But nothing to do with this incident. That’s the point.

TrickDacy ,

Everything to do with it. You don’t buy expensive software to protect your shitty OS unless it’s a shitty OS

madcaesar ,

Linux had a similar outage a few weeks ago, my man.

TrickDacy ,

And yet I heard zero peeps about it. Probably because 99% of IT departments know windows is vulnerable as fuck while 99% know that Linux doesn’t need babysitting.

“It’s technically possible for other OSes to be affected by a thing like this” is a shit argument and you should get the MS dick out of your mouth.

cerement ,
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checkbox compliance – companies are required to have something in place that checks the box so they can pass the audit

sntx ,

If you’re lucky, you only gave to have the software installed - but not running.

TrickDacy ,

To those many Linux users who took a look at their circumstances and said “I definitely need antivirus software!”

PainInTheAES ,

CrowdStrike does more than anti-virus and yes enterprise Linux installations need a lot of security controls that average Linux users don’t need.

TrickDacy ,

Ok fine simps, Linux is exactly as shitty as windows this was totally only a coincidence

PainInTheAES ,

Bruh, I’ve used Linux for over 10 years. I run Arch on my laptop and have a homelab powered by Proxmox, Debian, and OPNSense. I don’t run any AV in my lab but do follow other security practices.

At work it’s a different story. Products like CrowdStrike also collect logs, scan for vulnerabilities, provide graphing and dashboarding capabilities, provide integrations into ticketing platforms for investigation and remediation by security teams, and more. AV is often required because Windows users can upload infected files to Linux-run SMB shares. Products like CrowdStrike often satisfy requirements set by cybersecurity insurance.

This is not simping, this is not Linux vs Windows. You just clearly have no experience in the enterprise Linux space and business security requirements.

TrickDacy , (edited )

I don’t need to argue about windows vs Linux. You’re overcomplicating and misinterpreting my point and it’s no longer worth it to me because you clearly are prioritizing defense

Edit: let’s see if we can get to 100 downvotes here. I mean this shit is just so offensive right?

proton_lynx ,

I think people are missing the point here. The biggest problem was not that the update was bricking the machines, that could’ve happened to Linux/macOS/BSD etc. The problem is that the solution to the problem is to MANUALLY access the machine, get into safe mode and type some commands. This is insane. And you should be able to EASILY disable automatic updates for apps like that on Windows Server.

Buddahriffic ,

I dunno, I’d say them deploying an update that bricked machines at the scale they did shows they didn’t test it very well at smaller scales. They could have even still used their users as beta testers, just needed to do a subset of them first.

kelargo ,

Crowdstrike exists for Linux. Are their reports their update affected Linux servers? I have not read that anywhere.

Psythik ,

Yeah but 14th Gen Intel CPUs are still failing regardless of your OS.

TrickDacy ,

Proudly an AMD user for 25 years now :)

veni_vedi_veni ,

Even bulldozer?

Psythik ,

Nobody but the most hardcore AMD enthusiasts used Bulldozer. The 2010s was a tough decade for AMD, to say the least. It wasn’t until AM5 came out that I finally switched back to Team Red. Got too used to LGA sockets.

twei ,

I still don’t know why they thought sticking with PGA was a good idea… The amount of processors that were ripped out of their sockets is insane

TrickDacy ,

not familiar. Their processors tend to last me ~5 years so it’s not like I bought every model available

cerement ,
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