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samus12345 , to lemmyshitpost in Nancy back in the 80s was different than I remembered it...
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FlyingSquid OP ,
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This is why we lost a genius when we lost Ernie Bushmiller.

samus12345 ,
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I like to imagine what the reaction of people in 1960 would be if this is what actually made it to the paper.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m guessing Ernie would be out of a job and a few presses would get burnt down.

samus12345 ,
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Ernie: “Worth it!”

sneezycat ,
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The fuck you is edited in :/

samus12345 , (edited )
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Yes, it’s a joke. It originally said “pardon my back.”

supertrucker , to memes in Has to be those frozen wind turbines and solar panels...

In terms of area, aren’t the size of the various American grids roughly the same size as the ones that comprise the individual countries in Europe?

5redie8 , to memes in The likes the upvotes

You’re almost there lol

LEONHART , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Agrajag shall be avenged!

Alpha71 , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

Sadly, I won’t be eating there much anymore, as they have discontinued the 2 for 1 deal they used to have on whoppers. It was pretty much the only reason I went there anymore.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I tried their Impossible Whopper once hoping it would entice me to go there, but it was so ridiculously salty that I never went back. Also, their fries have always sucked.

5redie8 ,

Yeah they’re hit or miss, but you gotta trust me when it’s good it’s GOOD. Those things are a godsend

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Looks like they’re over $6 today. Way too much for a hit-or-miss item. It sucks because I really want fast food places to offer more plant-based options. The Subway veggie patty used to be pretty good, but I haven’t had it in quite some time.

5redie8 ,

Ugh tell me about it, it’s like $12 for the combo. Don’t get it nearly as much as I used to.

That veggie patty is absolutely incredible but this is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone else mention it! No matter which subway I order it from it seems like there’s a 50/50 shot of them actually having it, I guess it’s not popular enough for anyone to notice :( Always gives me a post lunch crash for the ages tho hahaha

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Yeah, most people don’t know it exists and sometimes Subway employees get confused if you ask for it, but it’s surprisingly good for a veggie patty. Better than stuff like Morningstar Farms or Boca burgers.

Ironfacebuster , to memes in The likes the upvotes

Don’t forget “getting 1 response to your comment”!

Surreal ,

Here you go!

Ironfacebuster ,

YES

UltraGiGaGigantic , to memes in The likes the upvotes

I remember my first up vote

shalafi , to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.

Tell ya what I think boo. I think I need to start scamming sovcits, Christians and MAGA. Why am I not getting rich off these idiots?!

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I don’t see why not. Sell ear bandages that you’ve dripped melted chocolate on and say it’s from Trump’s ear.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

The closest I ever got to persuading a flat earther is pointing out that the guy he’s getting his mystical nonsense from was trying to sell him a $300 pdf to teach him to open his third eye.

hanrahan ,
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Mmmm that about what I pay the doctor to jam a finger up my…third eye.

Tar_alcaran ,

You don’t even need to scam them. They’re posting their full birth certificate on Facebook

HappycamperNZ ,

Considering starting a company more than once.

“I’ve navigated the system and never need to work again. Join me for my 10 min low production value videos where I explain how I did it. Only $300 pay per view which I need for reasons unrelated to the fact that I apparently claimed my millions correctly and still want cash”

thr0w4w4y2 ,

Only $300 because not just anyone is clever enough to participate and I want only the best and most clever investors working with me.

HappycamperNZ ,

Why hello busines partner

thr0w4w4y2 ,

“Partner” is a very exclusive title in my circle, and I reserve it only for the most discerning investors, who want to climb to the upper echelons of personal wealth. But you seem like just the right kind of person to me, perhaps I can expedite your application - shall we say a small $10k donation to my charitable foundation?

HappycamperNZ ,

Great, where’s the postage stamp i need to sign over, and do you understand agreements with nautical carriers?

(I cant even drop to this level of stupid when I’m trying)

littlebluespark , to science_memes in The scientific method
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Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the “nostalgic” smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine’s capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons’ oblivious meatsacs).

In short: if you smell “pool”, someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.

slackassassin ,

Chlorine reacts with a lot more than piss and you should be far more concerned if you don’t smell it.

littlebluespark ,
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Good tip, though the water:piss ratio still stands.

Waraugh ,

Agreed, I take showers in the morning but sometimes I’ll end the night with a really hot bath, it helps my body not hurt in the morning if I’ve been working hard that day. I will take a piss before I get in the tub but I’ll be damned if I don’t almost always pee some while I’m laying in the tub relaxing. It’s never seemed to be anything to give a shit about to me but some people do seem hyper sensitive to that kind of thing. My partner and I have peed while in the bathtub together before and it didn’t gross either of us out. Maybe it would be more gross if our urine was dark yellow or more noticeable beyond feeling the warmth for less than a minute.

littlebluespark ,
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Nope, too much piss. Also, “peed while in the bathtub together” is a bit too far, and that’s not even including possible eye contact. To illustrate: what simple thing makes eating a banana in public creepy/hot? Eye contact. You do you, but stay outta my tub.

Etterra , to cat in Work well spent

Who would make a bed like that. Seriously, the leg posts go underneath the cross beams, not adjacent to. That’s how the whole goddamn thing falls apart.

MindTraveller ,

Good thing he only made the cat’s bed then

FanciestPants , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

I don’t know, but does it run Linux?

Etterra , to pics in I modded a scanner to be a camera, this is 'Waterdance' [OC]

Wait… How many legs does she have?

Leavingoldhabits OP ,

And why is there a face just floating in mid-air?

Leavingoldhabits OP ,

I case you’re really wondering, the model has two legs, maybe three, the liquid effect is due to the very slow rolling shutter of the scanner, and how it draws motion.

nexussapphire , to linuxmemes in Congratulations all.

It’s only funny because it’s a blue screen(a very windows thing). Imagine what this will be like when a game inevitably pushes a bad kernel level anti cheat update.https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fm%2FzfDN7NND2EEAAAAC%2Fjeff-goldblum.gif

uis ,

When such day comes, I hope prolitariat gamers will unite and push back against kernel-level bullshit

DragonTypeWyvern ,

When the gamers rose up they elected Trump, I wouldn’t hold out hopes for anti-capitalist action.

uis ,

I doubt that gamers rising up and voting for Trump. Unless US political system is SO fucked. In EU upset gamers are most likely to vote for Pirate Party.

nexussapphire ,

I think a lot of people will have a bad day. Some will swear off PC gaming altogether and switch to console, others might look towards Linux thanks to a friend or a helpful individual online, and a small minority will understand the problem and actively avoid the companies that caused the problem.

It probably won’t affect sales of the company involved too much sadly unless everyone point their fingers at the company in the news.

LemmyKnowsBest , to funny in New anti domestic violence slogan just dropped

fun fact Robin owns a natural dog food company that is extremely healthy and highly recommended by veterinarians and by those whose dogs thrive on it, and the product packaging is super obnoxious.

dohpaz42 ,
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NakariLexfortaine ,

The packaging gives me minor anxiety, but that might have something to do with the nights of having to stock these.

There’s something just slightly creepy about these bags when it’s 2 in the morning and you’re staring at a row of 5 of them. You swear you keep finding new details, and you don’t quite know if the job is just driving you insane, or if the bags are just that obnoxiously loud.

dohpaz42 ,
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I have never seen one in person, and this photo is the first one I’ve ever seen period. It hurts my head. The aesthetic is painful. It’s information overload at its finest (or worst).

saltesc ,

Is that the Walt Disney font in capitals?

moody ,

That bag looks like it’s made from old copies of Seventeen magazine.

Drusas ,

I don't think I could ever buy that because every time I looked at it, it would give me a headache.

Bilbo_Haggins ,

This is the pet food equivalent of Dr Bronners.

hydroptic ,

Welp that package looks like mental illness

BearOfaTime , to funny in New anti domestic violence slogan just dropped
Coasting0942 ,

Outdated studies

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