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Lemjukes , to lemmyshitpost in TIL the clearest photo ever of the Kuiper belt was taken in 1964.

Great joke but I think the arrow and label kills the frog just a little.

LyD ,

Disagree, I really needed it.

thisbenzingring ,

Yeah I didn’t get the joke until then. It’s perfect as is

Lemjukes ,

I don’t think that disagrees with my point. I simply think jokes are funnier the harder you work to get them. I too didn’t get it until seeing the arrow and label, but I would have found more enjoyment from a longer buildup and mental work to understand the joke than just having it served to me. Maybe I should add this context:

‘Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand how it works, but the frog dies.”

loopedcandle , to science_memes in The scientific method

Dilution is the solution to this pollution

Macaroni_ninja , to lemmyshitpost in Cyberpunk 2024
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Reminds me when I installed some dogshit texture pack mod for Onlivion

thisbenzingring ,

But you keep it because it introduces funny bugs

AllNewTypeFace , to lemmyshitpost in Cyberpunk 2024
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vaporwave intensifies

CommissarVulpin ,

a e s t h e t i c

bruhduh ,
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808 slow vibes

sxan , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.
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I’ll bet they were just tickled to be able to throw the word “vitrification” in there. I mean, like they literally giggled with joy as they typed it.

It’s hard to begrudge someone such simple pleasures. Unless this is AI, then may the promoter die by the Bull of Phalaris.

sxan , to insanepeoplefacebook in Assortment of batshit sovcit questions.
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There are far too many "s"es in that first posts, and not enough apostrophes. I can forgive the latter, but the former made my brain stutter.

barsquid , to lemmyshitpost in Nancy back in the 80s was different than I remembered it...

Me and the mod of the politics community when I tell far-right propagandists they are delusional (I am being uncivil).

Varyk , to lemmyshitpost in Skub
ChickenLadyLovesLife , to lemmyshitpost in Nancy back in the 80s was different than I remembered it...

This was a somewhat interesting read: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_(comic_strip)

I had no idea Nancy had a last name (Ritz).

FlyingSquid OP ,
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It does have an interesting history and Bushmiller was an interesting person. If it appeals to you, Zippy the Pinhead creator Bill Griffith did a graphic novel biography of Bushmiller last year. I liked it.

www.goodreads.com/book/show/98650852-three-rocks

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Thanks, I just ordered it.

TinklesMcPoo , to lemmyshitpost in poni

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, “There’s no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins.” Then they tell me, “And there’s no way a quarter of them are nude.”

They think I’m just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

Bosht ,

“I didn’t do fucking SHIT”

dumbass ,
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I DIDN’T RIG SHIT!

NevermindNoMind ,

Came here to say being high and watching “I think you should leave” is some of the hardest I’ve ever laughed. One of my favorites youtu.be/7xS9Y_mjTjc?si=sZcDJlrb_wMuBN-k

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

We’re allowed to show em nude cause they ain’t got no souls!

tourist OP ,
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I laughed extra hard at the scene because I vaguely remembered reading this comment

werefreeatlast , to lemmyshitpost in Happy International Blue Screen Day

Cyanotypists love international blue screen day!

Steve , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

How many people did he get sick because he refused to stay home when he should’ve?

I won’t encourage this kind of dedication

acockworkorange ,

Everybody loves Typhoid Mary.

Steamymoomilk ,

ITS APART OF THE FLAVOR MARRY!!

nadiaraven ,

How many people did burger king get sick because they refused to pay him to stay home when he should’ve

Ftfy

Steve ,

That’s possible too.

Zetta ,

He had paid time off, not a lot I’m sure even after 30 years the cap is probably low. Either way he still should have utilized those days while sick.

Catoblepas ,

Having paid time off on paper doesn’t mean you have it in practice, as anyone who’s worked food service can tell you. Blaming the guy who had to stay in a low wage job for decades for his kids’ health insurance instead of the corporation that fosters an environment where people are discouraged from or punished for calling out is missing the forest for the trees.

MonkRome , (edited )

I’ve gone 5 years in a row without getting sick. I met this electrician that claimed he didn’t get sick for the last 30 years. We don’t actually know how many times this dude was sick.

SpaceNoodle ,

Maybe he was Unbreakable

Nommer ,

This is usually how PTO in minimum wage jobs works. “Hey boss can I use a PTO day? I’m sick.” “Just find someone to cover your shift.” Of course nobody volunteers so you go in sick or get fired.

Anticorp ,

I don’t think Burger King offers PTO, unless you’re a full-time manager.

VirtualOdour ,

It depends which state, many have a legal requirement to give sickpay

Anticorp ,

That’s great!

Zetta ,

In my state you get paid sick days, it’s the law

Anticorp ,

That is a great law!

shrugs ,

As a european i think its fucking disgusting that sick days in america are substracted from vacation days. Don’t you deserve any vacation because you happen to be sick more often then someone else?

Here in germany, if I geht sick during a vacation, i’ll call work and get back all the vacation days that I happened to be sick, because everyone should use his vacation days to regenerate and relax, not to lie in bed being sick.

Omegamanthethird ,
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Sometimes they are separate allotments. My work combined them at one point, which means they would get more vacation time than before as long as they don’t get sick.

Of course that’s still encouraging people to work while sick.

frickineh ,

One of my coworkers just retired and they said she’d never missed a day in 47 years and I had the same reaction. Like, sorry, unless she’s secretly immortal, no fucking way did she go her entire adult life without getting sick even once, so thanks for bringing all your germs in, I guess. Hope the single sentence in the employee newsletter most people don’t read was worth it.

Anticorp ,

I was with my wife for 12 years before I ever saw her get sick. She would go “I don’t feel good, I’m going to go lay down” and an hour later she’d be all better. She has a crazy good immune system. Granted 12 < 47.

Juvyn00b ,

I’ve taken several mental health days in my lifetime of work. I cannot imagine not having that as an option especially when you know you cannot mentally work.

thegreekgeek ,
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Yeah this is a shit take.

IronKrill ,

He could also have had the weekend sickness. Happened a couple times with me now that I get sick Friday eve and am recovered 80-90% for Monday. Swear my body holds out on purpose so that I don’t get a day off.

thanks_shakey_snake , to lemmyshitpost in A story in two parts

I am on board with this type of belligerent-but-not-destructive trolling. Do carry on.

hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in A story in two parts

“we buy scrap metal” would have been better

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.
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What you ain’t got tubs

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