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Kolanaki , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?
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They want your equations on the off chance you accidentally solve one of the Millenia Prize problems.

suction ,

It could happen if you hit just the right sequence of buttons on a pocket calculator!!

ExtremeDullard ,
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The right sequence of buttons on any calculator is 5318008. That was determined shortly after the invention of the pocket calculator.

Annoyed_Crabby , to insanepeoplefacebook in I guess we should call it Old Zealand.

Shiet, we should all return our land to the great Hallucigenia, they’re the one that’s found across the world so technically they’re here first.

NigelFrobisher , to funny in New anti domestic violence slogan just dropped

Disclaimer: never actually slap your Dick.

activ8r , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the bank.

Yes. The answer to their question is yes, it does look like a termination letter to me.

MummifiedClient5000 , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

Never missed a day in 27 years? So he either worked around food while sick or he’s Unbreakable.

Soulg ,

Guaranteed the former. Don’t blame him though, the system is designed to force that.

MummifiedClient5000 ,

I know. It must be hell working a low pay job in the US.

VirtualOdour ,

He should have used his available sick days, what’s the point of fighting for rights if no one uses them?

His foolish stoicism did nothing but benefit a corporation, endanger the public, and make it less acceptable for his colleges to take sickdays when required.

alcoholicorn ,

Mcdonalds doesn’t have paid sick leave.

Soulg ,

You think burger King gave him sick days? You must be fron Europe, bet its nice.

funkless_eck , to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.

wonderful. a British* sovcit where it makes even less sense because there is literally a sovereign ruler.

edit: or Cypriot I guess, but british birth certificate and Stamps

Vaginal_blood_fart ,

Clearly Staths

HappycamperNZ , to insanepeoplefacebook in I guess we should call it Old Zealand.

We wernt - the Moriori were here before us. Common NZ knowledge.

Its also common knowledge we ate alot of them…

Longpork3 ,

Common misconception actually. Moriori are an offshoot of Māori, most likely Ngai Tahu, who arrived in Aotearoa during the same migration period as everyone else.

HappycamperNZ ,

Well I have a few history teachers im now very unimpressed with.

Anything else I’ve missed? Apart from the pluto thing…

EnderWiggin , (edited ) to workreform in Never believe the hype.

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  • Chakravanti ,

    Verbose sucker.

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  • Queen___Bee ,

    To explain in case you are serious, IMO I think they’re meaning you can obviously articulate the point to which you came from where you originated class-wise, and explain in detail at that.

    But the “sucker” aspect is to point out how, even if we can find a way, the “game” itself seems to lead many to devolve into an existential thought-process of ‘what is the point,’ when it’s much harder now-a-days to get to ANY point of success like a couple of previous generations were able to (those in their 50s+). If a person still believes that “winning” at the game is still important, then they already lost. Or they’re just a bit bitter and using a mocking tone… hard to interpret tone in text.

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  • Chakravanti ,

    No. Sucker is like telling a kid who don’t know shit yet that candy is good. It tastes good but has zero true value. In fact, sugar is poison.

    All in all, capitalism is a sucker.

    theangryseal ,

    It isn’t in me to play that game. I’m not out here pretending success matters in any permanent way. They’re gonna scatter my ashes the same as anyone else’s and I’m not playing the game.

    Now, if I could keep it all for eternity, I’d eat you guys alive to get it. I can’t though, so I’m just gonna ride the rock until I die and help any fellow sufferer I can who feels like I do about it.

    My millionaire uncle is 500 times as miserable as me and he’s on vacation every weekend. I’m not running a race to nowhere.

    But hey, you do you. If success means something to you, who am I to knock it just because I don’t get it? You don’t step on my nuts and I won’t step on yours. That’s how I roll.

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  • theangryseal ,

    All guys. Everyone. I made that clear. I’d be immortal. The resources I collect would actually matter then. How much success I have would matter then. I’d get to keep it, because I wouldn’t jusy turn around and die after playing the social vampire game to get it.

    I don’t hate you. I made my position pretty clear. We aren’t immortal and I’m not gonna be out here in a constant battle for success or resources just to collect it and die.

    Surp ,
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    Not if I eat you first

    Angry_Autist ,

    Congrats, your actions have slightly made the world worse for everyone to better yourself. Hope you’re proud.

    AgentGrimstone , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.

    I thought it was old liver

    francisfordpoopola , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the bank.
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    Archangelos Micheal… Come on… (Second line on the return letter)… Ugh.

    fsxylo , to funny in New anti domestic violence slogan just dropped

    Pictured: Batman beating his woman.

    Drusas , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Breaking News

    While I understand what it means, I don't think I will ever understand how that is supposed to look like a face. What's wrong with its nose?

    expatriado ,

    i think the W represent corrugated lips, but don’t quote me on that

    Drusas ,

    I didn't know anything other than cardboard or plastic could be corrugated, but I guess it makes sense. Why should it be only cardboard and plastic?

    Hupf ,

    Why not oil tankers?

    Soku ,

    Crimped?

    Hupf ,

    :-3

    KingJalopy , to lemmyshitpost in You had your chance.

    Any of you ever read BuyMortv How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona?

    It’s a great series, albeit very weird, but clippy is a character and it’s fantastic.

    www.goodreads.com/book/show/62607307-buymort

    Check it out if you like dungeon crawler Carl or anything similar, it’s great.

    Assman , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Enough to make my son one sandwich

    paysrenttobirds , to insanepeoplefacebook in I guess we should call it Old Zealand.

    So ten years ago visiting I was told about this earlier race of redheaded people as archaeological theory based on incomplete evidence, but like something that was an active question. But now the story is very different and I guess the government has officially acknowledged that it was just a way to undermine the Maori treaties and reparations.

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