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pikasaurX4 , to memes in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.

My favorite Halifax fun fact: In 1917, a munitions ship exploded in Halifax Harbor. To commemorate the event, the City Council created ‘Splodey, the Halifax explosion mascot.

In addition, each public broadcast of Shaggy’s “Mr. Boombastic” is followed by a moment of silence

SadTrain ,

'SPLODEY. I’m trageadorable!

deus ,

IIRC that event is, to this day, the most powerful non-nuclear man-made explosion to ever happen.

Spiralvortexisalie ,
naun ,

Exact source, verbatim.

BustinJiber ,

My favorite Twatt, Scotland fun fact is that their mascot is Mr. Sploogy.

TigrisMorte , to technology in Any idea what Google are doing? Is this because I dont use Chrome (use Firefox)? I've no adblockers.

It is a false positive as Googlie tries to find a way to detect and block adblockers on browsers they don't control. install ublock origin and it should solve the issue.

Maeve ,

Nope. It happens with ublock origin too.

whileloop ,
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

I believe Ublock has patched this now, you can update to the newest version and reset the extension and it should work.

Scotty_Trees ,
@Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world avatar

updated, reset, backed up my old uBO config, started fresh. didn’t see any pop ups after i did that. then just got another one this morning, so it’s still rolling out for some users. freaking annoying.

oyenyaaow ,

honestly at this point i just do uBO purge-cache/update every time i went to youtube after a long enough gap ( haha hours. mere hours i’m addicted) from the last time.

Maeve ,

Thank you!

TigrisMorte ,

Then you need to remove your custom profile and update to the latest version.

Maeve ,

Brief search last night quoted 2.9 billion total? revenue for ‘22, 2023 first quarter worldwide ad revenue , 6.93 million usd.

TigrisMorte ,

Unsure what you think that is relevant to. ????

damnthefilibuster , to programmer_humor in What came first, the programmer or the code?

Yes, because till University, you’re trying to learn something new. And the best way to learn is by doing.

At work, all you’re trying to do is save money (for the corporation). Best way to do that is to reuse, recycle.

Clent ,

It’s more complex than that.

In the real world we’re not all working on the same assignment…even if it feels like it sometimes.

SatanicNotMessianic , to memes in I wonder what they thought of furbies

The 90s are nothing. I remember a flock of seagulls from the 80s that are still flying around.

Hupf ,

They just flew (so far away).

somethingsnappy ,

Hello, fellow old people. My 10 year old is sporting that cut, unironicaly.

AngryCommieKender ,

Your 10 year old is cooler than most of us old people. Lord knows I couldn’t sport that cut ever. I have 1970s hair, and was born in 1980.

Like The Beegees type of hair. That’s what I had naturally.

son_named_bort ,

Spoiler alert: they couldn’t get away.

normanwall , to programmerhumor in This is why I left the IT dept

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  • misterundercoat ,

    That guy is too smart, he’d better he careful. He’ll be found dead at his desk after mysteriously choking on an HP cyan cartridge.

    Honytawk ,

    They wouldn’t be so obvious.

    They would just slowly replace all his blood with HP 952XL Magenta

    rmuk ,

    That’s an expensive way to kill someone. It’d probably be cheaper to pay for a hitman at the point.

    InvertedParallax ,

    It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.

    vicfic ,
    @vicfic@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

    imho, the new printers are pretty good. Like ever since the companies stopped the inkjet fiasco and switched over to the inktank thing, its been really smooth.

    My experience with the Epson ecotank is pretty good.

    BaldProphet ,
    @BaldProphet@kbin.social avatar

    HP is still the worst, though.

    dditty ,

    The only difference between HP and a 1930’s Italian mob protection racket is they don’t break your kneecaps yet

    vicfic ,
    @vicfic@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

    Yeah, even their inktanks are unusable.

    DLSchichtl ,

    Welcome to the world of business printing done right. A rare sight these days.

    ikidd ,
    @ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

    I did something similiar, I named all the printers with an esoteric naming scheme based on the OU and location, but completely indecipherable, and GPO reset the default printer every morning. That way the print was always released to a random printer that the user chose in utter bewilderment and confusion, so there was no chance any particular printer would see enough use that I’d have to change the toner in this decade.

    Worked great.

    FedFer ,

    Lawful good solution and chaotic good solution

    lud ,

    Software like papercut is the best.

    GONADS125 , (edited ) to asklemmy in What was the time a pet showed some serious signs of intelligence?

    I trained my previous German Shepherd to understand a conditional question. It took a few years to teach, but I would ask “What do you want? Do you want [option]?” Could be go out, food, water, treat, play, love, walk, ride.

    After enough conditioning, I could ask him “What do you want?” and he would literally tell me. I’d ask him and sometimes it was clear he was just bored, and would literally start to slow wag his tail and try out options. Like he’d go up to his treats and I’d say “No, you don’t need any more of those…” and he’d get this little tail wag and then go try a toy or something. Was really handy if he ran out of water or something. I’d ask “What do you want?” and he’d lead me to his empty water bowl.

    Incidentally thru different keyword use for toys, he learned to differentiate the names his favorite toys. Like his basketballs were always one of his favorites, and he comprehended that his ball had a specific name, but still fell into the category of “toy.” So if you said “Go get a toy” he might bring his basketball, but if you said “Go get your ball” he would only grab his basketball.

    He sadly died a couple years ago. He imprinted a bit on one of my current dogs (also a GSD), and I’ve been trying to expand on toy names with this guy. The names he’s got down well so far are blue ball, basketball, jack, long jack, cactus, pineapple, donut, and the ring. Maybe a couple other toys I can’t think of that he’s learned. (we spoil our dogs with too many toys…) But I can tell him “Go get the cactus!” and he’ll tear off and search until he finds the specific toy.

    It’s very enriching for him and really shows off the intelligence of dogs that people take for granted (intelligence definitely varies on breed tho…).

    VentraSqwal ,

    That’s incredible. That’s smarter than some small children lol. Some dogs are so smart.

    GONADS125 ,

    Average German Shepherds have cognitive abilities similar to a human child around the age of 3. Exceptional German Shepherd intelligence definitely exceeds that imo.

    I grew up in a large family with many children and my educational background is in psychology, and I am convinced that some of my dogs have been as smart as the average 4 or 5 year old, at least…

    Part of that, just like in raising children, is about imprinting and instilling inquisitiveness. Creating complicated play activities like hide and seek, hiding toys/wrapping them in a blanket, scent training, etc. I train my GSDs to observe animals rather than go after them, and they will sit on the porch outside and just watch animals like I would.

    You can shape dogs to be smarter and incredibly affectionate/empathetic; it’s not entirely genetics in my opinion. For the greatest impact it’s best to start young, but I’ve been able to facilitate more inquisitiveness in rescues/fosters before too.

    Curious_Canid ,
    @Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca avatar

    It’s nice to see someone arguing the nurture side of things. Breed does have a significant influence, but how a dog is treated makes far more difference to their eventual personality.

    I have always talked to my dogs the way I would talk to a human. I don’t use babytalk or even adjust my vocabulary. Not only does it seem to give them a startlingly good understanding of human language, it also makes them more inquisitive and more interactive. If you treat them like people they behave more like people.

    I have had dogs that were smarter than others, but the average has been far higher than people generally assume.

    agent_flounder ,
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.one avatar

    Damn that’s impressive. I had a poodle as a kid that had a vocab … but not that big! She knew 2 or 3 toys and family members and a couple basic things like outside or food. If she heard the word cat in casual conversation she would go looking and barking at the back sliding glass door.

    Drusas ,

    I've done this with my dogs (newfie mixes). It's very convenient.

    Reinsch , to programmerhumor in I like Python def

    Ewww default exports. Explicit named exports are better! And so it begins

    Bishma ,
    @Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    How very dare you share my opinion!

    ShortFuse ,

    PascalCase default exports for Classes

    camelCase named exports for functions

    ALL_CAPS named exports for constants

    Saneless , to memes in It's true.

    It’s also amazing that they’re “perfectly compatible” with the first teenage boy their parents let her talk to for more than 4 minutes alone

    the_third ,

    Hey, no reference frame, no problem.

    thorbot , to memes in This wasn't covered in training

    I’d like to buy a bagel with cash.

    Would you like your cash bagel toasted?

    moog ,

    Cash money, thanks.

    The_Eminent_Bon ,

    Dollars or Euro?

    remotelove ,
    @remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

    Doesn’t matter. It all tastes the same.

    The_Eminent_Bon ,

    Euro has that nice plasticky mouth feel

    dankm ,

    So do at least two different kinds of dollars.

    SaltyIceteaMaker ,

    Coins or notes?

    The_Eminent_Bon ,

    If you like it crunchy

    devil_d0c , to mildlyinfuriating in Raisin companies..WHY? why these wax type bags almost impossible to open or reseal?

    ✂️

    Spliffman1 OP ,
    @Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

    You posting a picture of scissors has mildly infuriated me even more lol

    WizzCaleeba ,

    🔪

    Spliffman1 OP ,
    @Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

    I love knives so not infuriated by that lol

    Tolookah ,

    What are scissors if not two knives bolted together?

    Spliffman1 OP ,
    @Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

    Never bring scissors to a knife fight

    nxdefiant ,
    lasagna ,
    @lasagna@programming.dev avatar

    I think the implication here is to take the knife and stab the scissors person.

    Spliffman1 OP ,
    @Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

    I approve then

    devil_d0c ,

    D:

    JusticeForPorygon , to lemmyshitpost in Who knew 1989 was an uneventful year in China
    @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    I’m saving this cuz I wanna see if anyone defends the CCP

    Lt_Worf ,

    Bonus points if they’re from .lemmygrad

    nave ,

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  • Cryophilia ,

    I think they’re defederated

    Thedogspaw ,

    Nice its so much quieter not having to get constant notifications because someone got mad that I said ccp are terrible

    PersnickityPenguin , (edited )

    Unless this happened in the last couple of days they’re not. There was a big discussion recently on one of the federations, and the admin who was from Latvia I believe stated that he was never against the CCCP. That thread was brigaded by hundreds of hex bear posters exclaiming how wonderful and helpful hexbear users were in explaining communism.

    Edit - looks like I was wrong and some of the major federations of defederated with HB. Interesting.

    HootinNHollerin , (edited )
    @HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

    hexbear users on average are just awful

    awwwyissss ,

    Arrogant assholes spewing propaganda while acting like they have the moral high ground. Disgusting.

    Fried_out_Kombi ,
    @Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world avatar

    You were right; we already got a salty lemmygrad user elsewhere in this thread now

    Lt_Worf ,

    Predictable

    krolden ,
    @krolden@lemmy.ml avatar

    I challenge you to honorable combat. Choose your weapon or face dishonor.

    Lt_Worf ,

    Bat’leth, obvi

    krolden ,
    @krolden@lemmy.ml avatar

    How could they be? Your instance is censoring them.

    AmberPrince ,

    Good.

    Lt_Worf ,

    Oh no it’s cool, they love authoritarian censorship irl, so this is their jam.

    AbsolutelyNotCats ,
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  • saigot ,

    You might want to brush up on your English skills! In US English Cuz is an informal conjunction of the word ‘because’ or more rarely cousin.

    Here’s a link if you want to know more.

    AbsolutelyNotCats ,
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  • Daisyifyoudo ,

    ^that kidsmad

    contextual_somebody ,

    You ever notice on language drop downs, that the flag for Portuguese is 🇧🇷? Soon, CUZ. Soon.

    protist ,

    Anyone who thinks they can dictate a “proper” language is an entitled fool. Linguists literally laugh at you

    Redscare867 ,

    This same dude came into a programming subreddit earlier and got dragged for their shitty uninformed opinions there too. I’d say they’re a troll, but they got big mad and deleted their comments after a while, so I think they’re just an edgy teenager or something.

    Ubermeisters , (edited )

    Taught**

    • teach: (present tense) incorrect in your comment cuz u real beeg dum
    • taught: (past tense) correct in your comment, if you want to know if someone previously gave them the knowledge
    • teaches: (3rd person singular present tense) correct in your comment if you want to know if someone gives them this knowledge in the future.

    do you even participle bro? I feel bad after this, I’ll buy you a tshirt, do you want “singular for life” or did you have a better idea?

    SubArcticTundra ,
    @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

    Poor language does nothing to weaken the strength of a good argument though, does it?

    JusticeForPorygon ,
    @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Okay did someone edit their comment? I see a bunch of responses regarding language skills but not the comment that triggered them.

    meeeeetch ,

    The CPC doesn’t deserve defense. The most reactionary Tiananmen protester was more communist than any Dengist since then was.

    Redscare867 ,

    But muh productive forces!!! You don’t understand, Deng HAD to crush the people’s communes it was the only way to build socialism by 2050!

    BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    It’s especially wack since deng initially encouraged the people’s communes. Only when he realized that the state would have to cede power did it suddenly become bad lol

    Saganaki , to memes in Call the priests

    While I get that others are grossed out by it, this looks fucking delicious to me.

    mpa92643 ,

    While I agree with you, and I do dearly love garlic, I feel obligated to give you a word of caution:

    If you eat too much roasted garlic, for the next 24-48 hours, every room you enter will smell like garlic, your sweat will smell like garlic, your farts (and there will be many) will smell like garlic, and your poop will smell like garlic. It will not be a pleasant experience.

    Don’t ask me how I know this.

    scottmeme ,

    That’s a risk I’m willing to take

    Saganaki ,

    Don’t threaten me with a good time.

    TipRing ,

    I found this out the hard and still have no regrets.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    I had PT one day after going HARD on some garlic.

    No biggie, it’s running outside, right?

    It rained and we did buddy workouts in a gym instead, after some laps around the court. And it was hot af inside, because, obviously.

    Sorry, bro.

    FooBarrington , (edited )

    Do you know if your body builds up resistance? This sounds awesome, but I don’t want to get addicted and have to use larger and larger amounts of garlic :(

    Fantomas ,

    Ahh yes. The Van Helsing school of culinary arts.

    ebits21 ,
    @ebits21@lemmy.ca avatar

    I see no problem

    n3m37h ,

    I ate wild garlic over in Englad while out on a walk, the next 3 days everyone woke up to the smell of garlic, I was subsequently barred from eating wild garlic for the remainder my our 2 week visit. It was depressing as it grew everywhere

    scytale ,

    As long as it’s roasted to the point where you can squish it with a fork, it should be good. Just 1/3 the amount of garlic would be enough for me though.

    driving_crooner ,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    One of best sidedish I have ever eat was an entire garlic head roasted. My wife hated it because I smelled like garlic for an entire day.

    Sunforged ,

    I’m pissed they wouldn’t at least do a bit of fork smashing and spread the roasted garlic around. That shits gonna be falling all over the place. Terrible plating.

    saigot ,

    I find the feeling of smashing the garlic with my teeth to be very satisfying.

    Sunforged ,
    Holzkohlen ,

    That is because it kinda looks like a brain. Once you realize it’s actually all garlic it stops looking delicious.

    _Z1useri ,

    Are you a zombie?

    Potatos_are_not_friends , to memes in wHy DoN't YoU gO OuT mOrE?

    Reminds me of a kid in college who shared how his church friends (not the pastor) would spank him raw and play a game where they touch each other’s dicks to see who got hard.

    And we all just went wtf.

    ElBarto ,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Come on, who hasn’t played the “I’ll touch you’re dick and if you get hard you’re gay” game… the docking game was interesting…

    meco03211 ,

    It’s not gay in a three way. Just find two other dudes and have all the sinless fun you can have!

    justcallmelarry ,

    With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway

    GigglyBobble ,

    Oh, come on, that's not gay! How would you fence with limb dicks?

    oldGregg ,

    Gay chicken

    Pinklink ,

    Yeah….that is what they used to call me….

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    I had a friend when I was like 10 who wanted to play the dick-touching game. I remember him saying “it’s OK, we know we’re not gay.” I didn’t even know what “gay” meant at that age but I knew I didn’t want to play.

    balderdash9 ,

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=qINXELZS-ME

    Nothin wrong wit a good ol game of penis butt

    PipedLinkBot ,

    Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=qINXELZS-ME

    Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

    I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

    asteriskeverything , to pics in Trump's mug shot

    Trump had agreed to a $200,000 bond and other release conditions, including not using social media to intimidate co-defendants or witnesses in the case.

    Just gotta point this thing out. Seems soft to me idk. Maybe they just want to give him more rope to see how much he will hang himself with it this time, but really a ban from all social media would make the most sense considering how much harm his posts on there have caused.

    weedazz ,

    To me it seems like the trump team had them retake te photo several times. It’s off center, it’s a non standard angle, and they’re letting him make a face unseen in most mug shots.

    asteriskeverything ,

    Lol I agree but not sure if you responded to the wrong message? I’m talking about the restrictions the court put on him.

    slander ,

    lol it was so jarring reading your comment and then theirs

    weedazz ,

    My bad two totally clicked the wrong button lol

    DrMango ,

    Yes and if you look at the other mugshots in the series, most have a big glare spot. Trump almost certainly got photo privileges

    nbcnews.com/…/mugshot-rudy-giuliani-jenna-ellis-t…

    Asafum ,

    I honestly think the glare is on Trump’s “hair,” it hangs over quite a bit too blocking light and he’s got so much fake tan/makeup on that it doesn’t reflect as much light as everyone else who didn’t pretty up their faces for a mug shot lol

    dingus ,

    Why are mugshot photos so shit quality? It’s like they are taking them on a webcam from 2003? That one is so hilariously blown out that it’s like you’re looking at a solar flare instead of a human.

    DogMuffins ,

    It probably is a webcam from 2003.

    macrocephalic ,

    We don’t have any money! After we pay for the automatic rifles, the grenades, the body armour, the armoured vehicles and the fuel for the tank there really isn’t $100 left to go to Best Buy and get a new camera.

    jtk ,
    @jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    I’m starting to default to think they’re playing the rope angle really hard. He absolutely will not be able to conform to those terms. Though they should not have limited it to “social media”, he has access to all the communication channels the world has to offer to put a hit out.

    bdesk , to lemmyshitpost in Absolutely nothing of note happened in China in June 1989, right?

    Bro China is not real, it's just the back of Taiwan.

    SasquatchBanana ,

    Taiwan numba 1

    Thedogspaw ,

    Actually Taiwan is China as in its the actual legitimate government of China not the occupiers in Beijing

    lud , (edited )

    I wouldn’t call the ROG illegitimate since they won the civil war and they are recognised by pretty much every country in the world.

    That doesn’t mean I like them more though.

    Edit: PRC not ROG lol.

    emergencyfood ,

    The Republic of Gamers won the Civil War? (/s)

    triplenadir ,
    @triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    oh yes the far right nationalists who lost the civil war are the legitimate government.

    i’m an anarchist. how would you describe your politics?

    PersnickityPenguin ,

    I mean, all those people are generally dead or in their '90s now, so whatever.

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