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ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in No one is safe from these psychos. Please stay safe
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It’s dangerous to hide small plastic capsules in candy … but it’s perfectly Ok for anyone to buy an assault rifle.

XEAL ,

But muh Second Amendment!

sour ,
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from: beanbag america

Ghostalmedia ,
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The food code should probably just be amended. It pretty generically says that you can’t have “nonnutritive” stuff inside of it, unless that stuff is safe to consume. That’s a pretty reasonable thing, but it should probably be tweaked for nonnutritive stuff that is easy to spot and less likely to be mistaken for food.

ryathal ,

Yep. It’s the same law keeping sawdust out of food that is also banning kinder eggs.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

law keeping sawdust out of food

Grated parmesan has entered the chat.

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Americans are so stupid these would kill more kids than school shooters if they were legal.

affiliate ,

just be happy there’s no assault rifle in the capsule

Player2 ,

What do you mean? It’s my God given right to store my assault rifle inside my plastic capsule inside my candy! Who are you to tell me not to?

AeonFelis ,

It won’t fit. But bullets would.

hydrospanner ,

I’d eat more candy if it came stuffed with 9mm.

WashedOver ,
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We all assume people are at least as smart as we think we are but honestly they aren’t. It’s scary how many stupid people there are even if you are at the lower part of the average. Millions… It’s always the lowest common denominator that the world ends up being built for it seems and that means it’s not required for millions above that…

greedytacothief , to memes in New Halloween monsters

Dang, these are actually really good costume ideas. I’m kinda thinking of what other more nebulous fears can be costumes now.

magnetosphere ,
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I nominate willful ignorance!

NegativeInf ,

There’s a couple outfits and accessories I can think of.

Sharkwellington ,

Carrying a Google search for “Do vaccines cause autism?” with 9 links to scientific studies crossed out and an opinion article on Fox News circled and highlighted. Perhaps a Bible still in its shrinkwrap.

RQG ,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Misinformation. I wonder how one could make that costume.

TenderfootGungi ,

I wonder what ai would come up with?

AFallingAnvil , (edited )
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Come dressed up in a clown costume and loudly and persistently insist you’re a politician?

UnrepententProcrastinator ,

Probably someone else’s idea…

8osm3rka ,

*semi-original idea made out of someone else’s images.

Let’s not forget that the actual technology isn’t the issue here. The issue is how the training data for it was sourced.

explodicle ,
rockSlayer ,

… Probably want to avoid the pointy hat made out of white paper

Sterile_Technique ,
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I mean, it’s a showcase of misinformation - white supremacy is a pretty glaring front for that shit. Perfect match imo.

rockSlayer ,

I agree that it’s a very strong statement, but actual or facsimile symbols of hate are not appropriate costumes

InputZero ,

Whatever costume you choose this Halloween, make sure to wash it with Torgo’s Executive Powder. Torgo’s Executive Powder; when your costumes stinks like a Omicronian’s feet, only trust Torgo’s Executive Powder.

Xanthrax ,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

A suit with a pattern that looks like Newspapers but they’re all the onion articles.

PsychedSy ,

You don’t even need to use onion articles.

Sterile_Technique ,
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Onion is satire, not misinformation. Try Fox, or some of the more blatant shit like Info Wars.

Xanthrax ,
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It was a joke. They’re a satire of misinformation. That’s the point. I would NOT suggest wearing REAL news articles in your costume.

EtherealMoon ,
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DoucheBagMcSwag ,

Have a shirt with the letter X

11181514 , to maliciouscompliance in The coupons have been applied, as requested

This reminded me of something. If you ordered diapers from Amazon between 2019-2021 and you lived in the Boston area South of the Charles down to Scituate and the sort labels were placed directly over the baby’s face… That was me. I was amusing myself.

Che_Donkey ,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Humor is for me, not for you. 👍

thantik , to mildlyinfuriating in When a stranger ties their dog to your bike.

Wasn’t this a reddit post like…a week ago? That’s the mildly infuriating part, is people regurgitating content from there.

Transcendant ,

Yup. Just chucked it into google image search.

TBH I’m not against reposting content from reddit, we need more content here… content is content. I would prefer if people were more clear that they’re not the OP though!

livus ,
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@Transcendant yeah I came in here to ask OP what they did next.

Clent ,

Those of us that left don’t give a shit.

Stop straddling the fence and the problem goes away.

naticus ,

Agreed, uninstall one of them and don’t look back. I have moments I need some tech reference that I saved over the years on Reddit, but I don’t go looking for new content.

thantik ,

Uninstall Reddit? Ew. You’re one of those mobile users aren’t you… There’s no ‘uninstalling’ Reddit. It’s a website.

accideath ,

Reddit on my phone was great. Until they blocked third party apps. Apollo was cleaner, faster and better than even old.reddit. And nu reddit on the web is slow and bloated just like their first party app. Besides, why should I pull out my laptop or sit down on my PC to access Reddit or Lemmy for that matter?

jarfil ,

A website? Ew. You’re one of those people taking a laptop on your bathroom breaks, aren’t you… 😛

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

No no no like with a truck and 200 pound floor

RickyRigatoni ,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

I didn’t see it because I don’t use reddit.

Drusas ,

Okay? A lot of us aren't on Reddit anymore. We still like to see content.

Serinus ,

A week old is pretty bad.

Kolanaki ,
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“If I didn’t see it, it’s new to me.”

Serinus ,

Do we want Lemmy to be the platform of “week old Reddit”?

Kolanaki ,
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Only people using Reddit and Lemmy at the same time would even know. And why would you still be on that shithole?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Is that how long the dogs been there or the photo

MummifiedClient5000 ,

So the title of the post should be “When a stranger ties their dog to another stranger’s bike.”

sanguinepar ,
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Just because it was on Reddit, doesn’t mean that OP is regurgitating it from there. Maybe they saw it somewhere else.

Agent641 , to lemmyshitpost in Everything to keep disguise

Angels attacked a friend of mine for more than 90 minutes, taking off and eating part of her legs, arms, breast and face. The paramedics that eventually brought her to the hospital were so traumatized they still have not returned to work. My friend has had 11 reconstructive surgeries so far.

Fraylor ,

Did that happen to be a pit bull angel?

Agent641 ,

These were 4 german shepherd angels

havokdj ,

Ah yes, dogs made to hunt and maim humans hurt your friend, so all dogs are bad as a consequence.

I’m truly sorry for what happened to your friend, but people are 100% responsible for their pets. Be not angry at the dogs, but the person that owned them.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Demons were angels once…

HikingVet ,

Not all of them. And depends on the religion and sect therein

dingleberry ,

God gives his sweetest humans to his hungriest angels.

Agent641 ,

He works in such mysterious ways. But I Trust in his greater (meal) plan

MonkderZweite ,

What do you expect of a homicidal god with double standards?

redcalcium , to technology in Amazon Prime Video is able to remove a video from your library after purchase.

When brain-computer interface finally became reality, right holders and streaming companies will require you to hook in and let them wipe the memory of you watching the movie whenever they cancel your “purchase” like this.

FLP22012005 ,

I’d love to watch some movies for the first time again.

redcalcium ,

You can watch them for the first time again on the new streaming app which yanked the movies from the previous streaming app (and your brain) for only $29.99/mo!

kumatomic ,

It’s funny you say that because I have some neurological conditions that give me memory issues and about every 3 years sometimes shows are almost new to me. I might remember some moments, but a lot of it is just gone. I rewatch Stargate SG1, all 10 seasons like it’s almost new every three years and it’s really the silver lining to a crappy problem.

Churbleyimyam ,

I think I might have this too… does the condition have a name?

kumatomic ,

Broadly, Idiopathic inflammatory-demyelinating disease, along with childhood head trauma that left me with things like aphasia and visual snow, and the effects of long term chronic pain from severe rheumatoid arthritis. CPTSD plays a role as well.

Churbleyimyam ,

Ok, I don’t have those things, just some memory loss. Wishing you well

kumatomic ,

Thank you and I hope you find the cause of your memory loss.

TrivialBetaState ,

From DRM-equipped browsers to DRM-equipped brains. Now, that’s progress…

kibiz0r ,

NeuraLink in 20 years

Alexstarfire ,

There are quite a few things I’d love to experience for the first time again.

I don’t buy digital copies when I have a choice. Easy for movies but Steam kinda fucked that up for games. I was never more disappointed than the time I bought a game box and all it contained was a code to get a digital copy. Haven’t had a problem with Steam… yet. It’s only a matter of time though.

Deiskos ,

Oh to play Outer Wilds for the first time again.

But as good as that sounds in theory, I would rather keep my memories untampered. Brains are really bad at actually remembering things as they were at the time when they were remembered, any tampering might as well go unnoticed. I would rather not experience my favorite media for the first time again and also not risk getting my entire personality rewritten because of a bug or even worse - deliberate action.

Arethusa ,

Steam came to my mind with this situation as well. I assume the outcry would be loud if this happened there. But it gives another good reason to shift habits.

HawlSera ,

I actually look forward to parties where people delete their memory of certain media, in order to enjoy it for the first time, maybe it’s not even delete but suppress the memory so that people can compare their first first time to their second first time.

AlmightySnoo , to lemmyshitpost in Knowledge is... power?
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“What if they misinterpret our fanfictions as the literal word of some god and start killing and enslaving each other over it?”

ignotum ,

Skip forward 1000 years to people worshipping Harry Potter and praying for him to save them from the dark lord

jabathekek ,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, POTTER. SAVE US FROM THE MUGGLES AND HE WHO SHAN’T BE NAMED.

FrostKing , to games in Noooooo you can't make a microtransactions free game and finished too 😭😭😭

AAA companies: Makes bad game and releases apology promising to make good games now

Also AAA companies: We are not capable of making good games, stop expecting to much.

db2 , to memes in The greatest country in the world

Aug 9, 2023 and 08/09/23 literally say the same thing.

CosmoVerde ,
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They do but one informs the reader of the order of the format while the other doesn’t.

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  • harl3k1n ,

    August 9th 2023 would be 09.08.2023 in Germany though 😉

    ivanafterall ,
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    Also changing it to periods doesn't avoid confusion about the order. Also pretty sure we fought a whole war over not being like the Germans, so...

    harl3k1n ,

    It’s quite simple really. The order is “small to big”. You start with the smallest unit, in this case the day. Then follows the next largest unit, the month, and finally the year. Basically the same as in the top picture, but in reverse order.

    andrew ,
    @andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

    Look it’s easy, you just wait until the 13th of the month to figure out which format it is. Is 12 days really so much to ask?

    Draces ,

    I’m so excited for tomorrow

    ebits21 ,
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    The first isn’t ambiguous at all; the second is hella ambiguous.

    droans ,

    It’s only ambiguous because there’s a second standard.

    Odiousmachine ,

    Is 08/09/2023 August or September? What about 08.09.2023? Do you see where the problem lies?

    glad_cat ,

    08/09/23 literally says the 8th day of september.

    4am ,
    @4am@lemmy.world avatar

    No, the second one says “Sept. 8th 2023” and that last panel is obviously British (you can tell by the teeth) /s

    EmpathicVagrant ,

    That’s why I write 9 Aug ‘23

    MrMamiya , to lemmyshitpost in engineers gotta get their money up

    Ancient engineers: let’s make it work.

    Modern engineers: we need to make sure it breaks at approximately 36 months to ensure low ability to claim warranty while also ensuring the customer believes it could have been a fluke.

    Or, roughly translated into engineer speak…”anyone can build an aqueduct, it takes skill to build an aqueduct using the minimum amount of material required”.

    regular_human ,
    @regular_human@lemmy.world avatar

    Anyone can design a bridge that stays standing, but an engineer can design a bridge that barely stays standing

    Weedbro ,

    Seems like a lot of RCE propoganda in here

    yimby ,

    I’ve never met an engineer who wanted to intentionally design products to break.

    The beancounters on the other hand…

    JohnDClay ,

    It depends on the way you think about it. When designing, I want all my parts (other than user replaceable wear components) to fail at the same time. That means nothing is the weakest link, failing earlier than the design otherwise could handle.

    HR_Pufnstuf , to politics in Mega Thread - Donald Trump Pleads Not Guilty to Conspiring to Defraud the United States in Arraignment - Washington DC

    Woohoo! May he spend the rest of his days in prison.

    agent_flounder ,
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

    I will genuinely celebrate if he faces the kind of sentence a regular poor like me would for the same charge. I would love to have even some thin sliver of faith restored in this country’s legal system.

    starrox ,
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    I believe it when I see it.

    dreadedsemi , to lemmyshitpost in looking forward to the comments

    The author calls it JIF. He intended it as Jif because he has butter fingers and like butter brand JIF.

    I’m used to hard G though.

    nothing ,

    Yeah, I always read it as “Jif” then came the correctness police of Reddit and I was bullied into “Gif” by guilt.

    And now some 8-40 years later, I feel anything but “Gif” is wrong. Help!

    Dee ,
    @Dee@lemmy.world avatar

    Help!

    Absolutely not, I don’t say this often but those bullies did the right thing.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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    Do you pronunce it guilt or juilt? Okay bad question

    Ryctre ,

    I thought it was at least jood.

    zefiax ,

    How do you pronounce giraffe? or giant? or gin?

    norawibb ,
    @norawibb@sh.itjust.works avatar

    And British people made English, but they don’t say anything right either.

    Mr_Dr_Oink ,

    Little ironic… but ok.

    Butters ,
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    But the food is delicious.

    mookulator ,

    I know he says it’s pronounced “jif”, but I just don’t care. It’s like “gift” without the t

    EmoDuck ,

    Let’s be honest here, English does not have that level of consistency. “Women” is pronounced with an “i” for christ sake

    tryptaminev ,

    Because the a in woman is pronounced the same way the e in women is pronounced…

    Probably that was originally introduced by some medieval swinger society, so they could say that they are faithful to their women and technically not be lying about it. When the church figured out they introduced the o as an i thing.

    Pyroglyph ,
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    Because the a in woman is pronounced the same way the e in women is pronounced…

    woman = wum-en
    women = wim-in

    Yeah I’m gonna have to disagree with you there, chief.

    tryptaminev ,

    i always eas taught the plural to be pronounced as “wi-men” I also cannot remember any english TV show or so to talk about wimin, so where the second ibis explicit as an i and distinguishable from an e

    Raiden11X ,

    Say the word “though” in your head. Then add a “t” to it. Would you really argue that “though” and “thought” are pronounced the same simply because they’re the same spelling save for a final “t”?

    The easiest “rule” is that the creator can decide how to pronounce and spell it lol. Taking English rules that don’t even apply 100% of the time to its own words and trying to hold made-up words to the same standards just sounds silly to me haha

    penguin ,

    There are no rules to how new words come into being or how old ones change.

    If everyone says a word a certain way with certain meaning, then that’s what it is. One person doesn’t get to decide.

    LillyPip ,

    Could easily be ‘thof’.

    SimplyATable ,

    Or like “gin” with an f?

    ericisshort ,

    Ginf? That’s a new one.

    SimplyATable ,

    Oh come on, you know what I mean

    late_night ,
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    No, you’re supposed to replace the letter, not add it, so “fin”

    samus12345 ,
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    gfn

    LillyPip ,

    Never. No.

    zefiax ,

    It’s more like giant or gin or giraffe.

    Rodeo ,

    No, it’s more like give or get or girl.

    zefiax ,

    Get is not even gi

    penguin ,

    He made the format, not English.

    tryptaminev ,

    Nobody made english, nor is a language static. It is an everchanging result of millions of people using and evolving it.

    A language that doesn’t change is dead, like latin is. So any rule of how something is supposed to be in a language is subject to time and place, but never absolute.

    penguin ,

    That’s my point. If everyone pronounces a word a certain way, THAT is its correct pronunciation. The first person to say a thing doesn’t get to tell everyone else they’re wrong.

    Everyone started using the word “literally” to mean figuratively, so the official definition changed to mean either or.

    Everyone says GIF similar to gift, then that’s the proper pronunciation. Creator has no say.

    zefiax ,

    Ya and in English, we pronounce things like giant, giraffe, gin, etc. with a “j” sound.

    penguin ,

    Find me a closer English word than “Gift” that uses a J sound for the G

    zefiax ,

    English doesn’t work that way. Man is the closest work to woman. Doesn’t mean you pronounce the “m” “a” “n” in the two words the same way.

    thimantha ,

    Gin

    circuitfarmer ,
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    Good thing word coiners don’t get full control over word usage.

    zefiax ,

    They do though when they are right.

    MilitantAtheist ,

    I don’t really give a fuck what he intended. If he wanted it to be pronounced JIF he should have named it that.

    JohnDClay ,

    Copyright concerns?

    zefiax ,

    So how do you pronounce giraffe or giant or gin?

    Lorela ,

    How do you pronounce “graphic”?

    samus12345 ,
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    How do you pronounce “underwater?” (It’s the “u” in scuba)

    MisterFrog ,
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    This makes no sense. It stands for “Graphics Interchange Format”, do they pronounce it jraphics too?

    Raiden11X ,

    There are so many examples in this thread alone as to why this rule doesn’t work.

    SCUBA: the U is for “underwater” and the A is for “apparatus”. We don’t pronounce it “SC-uh-B-ahhh”.
    JPEG: The P is for “photographic”. We don’t pronounce it “JayFeg”.
    LASER: The E is for “emission”. We don’t pronounce it “Lay-See-R”.
    RADAR: The second A is for “And” (lol). We don’t pronounce it “Ray-Day-R”.

    The easiest “rule” is just the guy who made it up can dictate how they want it spelled and to pronounce. The word is made up anyway, and isn’t subject to rules that actual English words have been subjected to for however long the language evolved.

    omega_x3 ,

    The guy that came up with with the acronym for unidentified flying object also wrote that it should pronounced you-fo but everyone spells it out because that is less confusing. So there is an example of the creator being ignored.

    Perhaps ,

    How do you pronounce JPEG? Jay-feg?

    MisterFrog ,
    @MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

    Yep, I take your point

    Seems an odd choice in gif’s case still, as you can use the starting letter sounds from each word and it doesn’t sound weird.

    Not the same for jpeg. P by itself doesn’t make a ph sound.

    Tater291 ,

    He didn’t intend shit. He just wanted to watch the world burn!

    jscummy ,

    Can you really just drop a hard G like that though? Thought that was only okay for them to say

    QuadratureSurfer ,
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    I’m sorry, but he waited 26 years to tell everyone how it’s pronounced… at this point you can go with the majority, or stick with however you want to pronounce it.

    mtcerio , (edited ) to til in TIL the DMC DeLorean, among many strange production choices, was made of stainless steel

    Doc says the stainless steel bodywork is the reason he chose that car as time machine, when Marty is surprised to see it.

    davidgro ,

    “Besides, the stainless steel construction made the flux dispersal…(watch beeps) Look out!”

    HubertManne ,

    In the mad magazine send up he said its because John DeLorean almost did time

    fatalicus , to mildlyinfuriating in Youtube added shorts to the subscriptions page, pushing the subscriptions almost entirely off the page...

    Youtube added shorts to subscription, and i added Youtube-shorts block to firefox.

    ekZepp ,
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    Nice one

    MeanEYE ,
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    Same. They can try as much as they want to make it happen, but if people don’t want it, people don’t want it no matter how much they force them.

    TheThinker , to programmerhumor in The customer is always right

    (site) would like to access your camera

    notsofunnycomment ,
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    Could be cool.

    slazer2au ,

    And a privacy nightmare.

    notsofunnycomment ,
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    Also.

    coldhotman , (edited )
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    aa

    captainlezbian ,

    It is cool, it’s a standard feature when shopping for cosmetics these days

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