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RandomLegend , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.
@RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

After working in a really big company for a while and seeing how incredibly degrading the hiring process is nowadays i simply woulnd’t want to apply for a job for those companies.

I just signed the contract for a much smaller company and the process was:

  1. Apply online… via mail and just attaching some PDFs :D
  2. "We are interested in you, we would love to do an interview. Can you come over or do you want to do this Online?"
  3. Meeting them in person, having a nice interview and chat afterwards.
  4. Agreeing to do this and sign the contract.

Thats it. No Booking time slots to getting interviewed bullshit. This is just ridicilous.

scytale ,

Even with big companies I’ve never seen one where the applicant had to find a schedule for the interview, instead of the recruiter reaching out out and checking availability. This is odd even for bigger corporations, or maybe times have changed (I haven’t applied for a new job for a while now).

Quill7513 ,

They have changed. This is pretty typical shit these days. Usually its a calendly link

NoneYa ,

This is pretty typical for my area. They usually give you 3 or more time slots to choose from.

But I’ve never seen one where it had nothing available.

MrJameGumb , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit has tried everything.
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

That poor baby is going to end up getting raised in secret in the basement or something… Why do these people have to make their kids suffer for this nonsense? Even if that kid has a quasi normal childhood, having no SSN means they won’t be able to do almost anything as an adult

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

This is what happens to children of people with untreated severe mental illness

harrys_balzac ,

It’s possible that they are just that stupid and selfish.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

When it goes to such an extreme that it negatively affects your life like this, it’s a disorder

frustrated_phagocytosis ,

I started needing my SSN card in elementary school so I could have a savings account at a bank instead of like burying money in the yard. Can you even get health insurance without SSN?

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t even think you can get a job without an SSN anymore unless it’s some kind of cash only under the table deal lol

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I know ITINumbers are a thing for people who can’t get a SSN to help with taxes. I have no idea if a US born person without documents can get one though.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

the baby will be lucky if they grow up at all

candybrie ,

I think the lack of birth certificate is the bigger problem. There are in place processes for getting a social security number as an adult. I don’t know about birth certificates though.

TheFriar ,

Also, don’t they believe the government sets aside millions of dollars for every child born that the child supposedly would have access to? By their own logic, aren’t they just depriving their children of millions of dollars they would eventually be able to withdraw from using magic words?

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

If there were millions of dollars earmarked for me since birth, I assure you I would have found it and probably spent it by now lol

TheFriar ,

Yeah it’s clear they don’t realize how little $3m is in terms of lifetime funds, but also just how much $3m x 331,449,281 people is.

ikidd , to memes in But don't say it out loud
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Melania was disappointed by 2 inches once again.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Woohoohoohoohoohoo.

El_guapazo , to lemmyshitpost in You can see the motion too

Actually, they’re running on fingertips with the hoof similar to the human nail.

esc.rutgers.edu/wp-content/…/Bone-Comparison.jpg

expatriado ,

i was going to mention this, but you already nail it

Waraugh ,

Isn’t that exactly what the picture is showing or am I missing something here.

Nachorella ,

Neigh. The picture is only showing from the (human) wrist down. Horse legs and most (all?) mammal quadruped legs actually pretty closely resemble each other.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Did the pinky and thumb just kinda disappear or are they even tinier than the ring and index equivalent?

violetring ,

It’s actually a really interesting question. It’s commonly believed that on horses the vestigial remnants of additional toes/hooves/foot structure are the chestnuts and ergots. The first known horse had 3 and 4 hooves per leg! https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b35b141b-7684-42e4-a745-1ff2d5a94587.png

violetring ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d6b8bc87-d0cf-4bb8-bfa6-787e09524093.png This is a trimmed chestnut. They grow a material similar to a nail or horse hoof - ergots are similar, but in a different location. When they get big you just peel or clip it off. They can smell a bit strong when you trim them, but hooves smell worse when the farrier comes out!

JohnDClay ,
Mac ,

Wow. Very interesting!

Kyle_The_G , to lemmyshitpost in every company right now

AI bubble is gonna pop so hard.

ObstreperousCanadian ,
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I can’t wait!

chemicalwonka ,
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chemicalwonka ,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

PLEASE!!

jaybone ,

I just hope it happens before it ruins too many companies and a lot of people lose their jobs.

FlyingSquid ,
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I hope it happens before we run out of potable water.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

I like your optimism that people won’t be fired anyway.

Empricorn ,

I hope! Imagine if Nvidia had to care about gamers and make affordable graphics cards for them again…

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Let’s not fool ourselves, Nvidia still dominating gaming GPU market, people gonna buy them regardless of how much they fuck everyone over

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

I wonder if transformer asic chips will make a dent in Nvidia.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

AMD should, they overtook intel, Nvidia is next on the line

Mannimarco , to mildlyinfuriating in I fucking hate the job search

Unrelated but this is literally the first time in my life I’ve seen an actual 9-5 job, I only ever see 8-5 or 9-6

grue ,

That extra hour of wage theft is why it’s the most prevalent kind of theft.

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

✨️unpaid lunch hourrrrrrr✨️

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

remember to be back by 12:30 for the standup at 12:45

you should have finished eating by then

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

fuck you i’m gonna eat my tuna sandwich in the middle of your standup

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

The only good thing about the security industry in my country is all breaks are paid. However if there is a security emergency on your break you need to drop everything and sort it, as these things tend to be time sensitive.

That said do NOT get into the security industry, workers are treated terribly by the public and higher ups, if you can imagine.

Stoposto ,

That seems like a US thing? All Nordic Europe countries 8-16 is the US version of 9-5. 8-17 (9-6) would be a 4 days a week job hitting the normal 37 hour work week.

Regna ,
@Regna@lemmy.world avatar

Not all Nordic countries. The main standard work weeks in Sweden are 40 hours for office work employees. Our collective union agreements for most office work places I know of agree on at least half hour unpaid lunch and at least two 15 minute paid breaks each work day. Every place I worked for had flexible hours, which meant I could choose between turning up between 7 or 9, as long as I didn’t miss meetings and worked 40 hours a week at an average, based on monthly calculations. And any overtime was compensated with double time off and/or monetary overtime compensation.

This will of course be different for shift work or nurse/doctor positions. But I’ve never worked an 8-16 job.

Stoposto ,

8-16 each day is 40 hours not counting the breaks. (Counting them would make it 37)

So do Swedish people work from 8-16, 9-5 or do office workers work from 8-17, 9-6 everyday (inkluding Friday)?

I have family in Malmö and that is not the case for them. Can’t speak in the standard for Sweden but I worked closely with Norwegians and they had the same 8-16 (8-15 Friday) in Oslo as we did in in Denmark(KBH).

Regna ,
@Regna@lemmy.world avatar

Well, the standard recommended work hours would be 08-17 (8 AM to 5 PM), with one hour unpaid lunch, so 8 hours paid. And you can take those paid breaks, or even combine them with lunch. Most places (that don’t have shifts, scheduled appointments or aren’t school or health care related) allow for this kind of flexibility.

My current work place has 39 hours a week during the half year during or close to winter and around 37 hours during the summer or the months adjoining summer. Then again, most people tend to flex actual hours worked, e.g. working 4 hours on Monday and Friday, and working more hours during the same week or compensating for it later. But you HAVE to take at least 30 minutes of lunch, and the workplace tries to enforce the paid breaks as well. So some, like me, take an hour off for lunch, but use our half hour unpaid lunch and add on breaks 2x15 with pay (which is billed to our clients, as we’re legally entitled to). So I can show up anywhere between 06:30 and 11:00 (as long as I don’t have deadlines or meetings) and decide how I want to dispose the hours of my time on schedule.

And I get 7 weeks off, paid, every year. And pad it out with overtime so that I work maybe a week of overtime and get two weeks extra off for holidays.

Linssiili ,

Here in Finland the standard seems to be 8-16, with 30 min lunch, for a total of 37,5h work per week

EnderMB ,

Definitely not a US thing. Here in the UK I don’t think I’ve worked 9-5 for over 20 years…

Kaboom ,

Yeah, theres an hour for lunch. It works out to 8 hour days

NickwithaC OP ,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

You’re supposed to get paid for that.

Kaboom ,

You get salary, its paid

NickwithaC OP ,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

But do you get paid for 8 hour days or 9 hour days?

8 to 5 is 9 hours. They don’t get to not pay you for your lunch break.

Kaboom ,

You get paid for the month. You arent paid by the hour, you are paid for working for them.

Its a different mindset

letsgo ,

OK so next time you’ve done your work for the day, try going home early. Do let us know how it goes.

You aren’t paid by the hour as long as it suits the company. As soon as it suits you, you’re damn well going to sit there until 5pm staring at the ceiling if you have to, THEN you can go home.

Kaboom ,

That depends on your manager. Ive had some that let me work whenever, one that wanted butt in seat, and right now, I play video games so long as Im reachable.

hedgehog ,

“Supposed to” according to what?

If you’re in the US, Federal labor laws explicitly allow “meal periods” to not be paid, though short breaks must be paid. Neither is required to be offered to employees, though.

Source: www.dol.gov/general/topic/workhours/breaks

State laws differ, of course, and many states - e.g., California - have much more employee-friendly laws. However, even in CA, a meal period must be offered but isn’t required to be paid (unless it’s an on-duty meal break).

dingus ,

Before my current job, any job I’ve had had an 8.5 hour shift with a half an hour unpaid lunch. But I managed to score a gig where I have an 8.0 hour shift with a half an hour paid lunch. It seems uncommon in the US, but I guess it must be common elsewhere.

echodot ,

It’s because they reckon on 8-hour days but then under UK law they have to give you two 15-minute breaks and one 30-minute lunch. So they decide that they don’t like that so you’ve got to work the hours back so they add an extra hour on and then claim that your break times don’t count.

But the problem with that is the only reason that I’m having a break in the town rather than at my house is because of all the other hours I’m doing around it. So really they should be paying for it. Capitalism is going to capitalism.

FreudianCafe , to lemmyshitpost in Well... you asked...

Thanks for the red square, i wouldnt have found xaviers comment without it

Rolando ,

Hey I’m just happy we don’t have a “reaction text” saying something like “I’m literally dying rn fr!!!” so we know how to feel about it.

Rustmilian ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

I’m lil’ly dying rn fr fr, so furn’y!! #I’mSuckingTheCheesePuffsOffMyFingys #I’mQuirky

Sorse ,
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HonoraryMancunian , (edited )

Now we need to upload this to tiktok or YouTube shorts with a guy pointing and laughing at it

Nelots ,

Maybe we could throw an ifunny watermark on the bottom first.

Rustmilian ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t forget the Vine boom and obnoxious ass air horn sound effect.

renzev , to linuxmemes in the fear of missing out a better compression

Obligatory shilling for unar, I love that little fucker so much

  • Single command to handle uncompressing nearly all formats.
  • No obscure flags to remember, just unar <yourfile>
  • Makes sure output is always contained in a directory
  • Correctly handles weird japanese zip files with SHIFT-JIS filename encoding, even when standard unzip doesn’t
FIST_FILLET ,

gonna start lovingly referring to good software tools as “little fuckers”

Scrollone ,

Happy cake day!

FIST_FILLET ,

cheers!

sh__ ,

What weird Japanese zip files are you handling?

renzev ,

Voicebanks for Utau (free (as in beer, iirc) clone of Vocaloid) are primarily distributed as SHIFT-JIS encoded zips. For example, try downloading Yufu Sekka’s voicebank: sekkayufu.web.fc2.com . If I try to unzip the “full set” zip, it produces a folder called РсЙ╠ГЖГtТPУ╞Й╣ГtГЛГZГbГgБi111025Бj. But unar detects the encoding and properly extracts it as 雪歌ユフ単独音フルセット(111025). I’m sure there’s some flag you can pass to unzip to specify the encoding, but I like having unar handle it for me automatically.

sh__ ,

Ah, that’s pretty cool. I’m not sure I know of that program. I do know a little vocaloid though, but I only really listen to 稲葉曇(Inabakumori).

renzev ,

I know inabakumori! Their music is so cool! When I first listened to rainy boots and lagtrain, it made me feel emotions I thought I had forgotten a long time ago… I wish my japanese was good enough to understand the lyrics without looking them up ._. I’m also a huge fan of Kikuo. His music is just something completely unique, not to mention his insane tuning. He makes Miku sing in ways I didn’t think were possible lol

sh__ ,

I get you, I want to learn more Japanese. I only understand a very small amount at this point. I don’t have any Miku songs that I have really wanted to listen to, but that could change. I might check out Kikuo then. Also I love the animations Inabakumori release with their songs too. They have some new stuff that’s really good if you haven’t checked it out yet.

adavis ,

I’m an atools kinda person

renzev ,

Looks cool, I’ll check it out

shekau ,

The same thing with zip, just use “unzip <file>” right?

JohnDClay , to lemmyshitpost in Roland secured his legacy
CptEnder ,

He’s used to drink like a 24 pack a beer at a time too lmao the man really was just living life with +130% settings.

RmDebArc_5 , to linuxmemes in btw
@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works avatar

What if I’m a graphics’s designer that comes from FreeBSD

WeLoveCastingSpellz ,

You break the laws of everything that is natural

bratorange ,

Lisa, we obey the laws of thermodynamics in this house!

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

ASCII art does count as graphics I guess.

Exec ,
@Exec@pawb.social avatar

Before that, we need to talk about the latent heat and the refrigeration cycle

Petter1 ,

Arch?

BigDaddySlim , to lemmyshitpost in Remembering the legend
@BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world avatar

The catalyst for this shitty timeline we’re in

Dicks out, lads

Ensign_Crab ,

The catalyst for this shitty timeline we’re in

I was always under the impression that it would have been an albatross.

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

No, that’s three under par.

FozzyOsbourne ,

I’ve not put mine away since

odium , to funny in BR? BR?

Idk who tf Kraut is, but they should make a video about Brazil imo.

SapphironZA ,

War historian YouTube. He came up with the country flag balls first

Furball ,

I don’t think he invented countryballs

Pronell , to aboringdystopia in Not only is this not how anyone writes, I do not understand why anyone would want to read anything that sounds anything like this

It’s gotta be exhausting to work in a workspace, warehouse, or factory, not knowing which it will be day to day! At least they arrive knowing the random workplace is ventilated!

RandomStickman ,
@RandomStickman@kbin.run avatar

Looks like it mysteriously and, more importantly, seamlessly fit in his home garage as well.

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

And “it’s great in especially places like Florida”, so he clearly has to move around quite a lot.

What a hectic life, poor fellow poster.

unexposedhazard , to lemmyshitpost in Just an ordinary girl!

Sauce? Where huge girl cock?

Found it: 368435

It is actual porn btw not just comedy.

fraksken ,

Title?

unexposedhazard ,

Futanari Dekachin School Life

fraksken ,

Thank you

uis ,

…Yeah that’s enough internet for the year.

cordlesslamp ,

What does that number mean?

ouRKaoS ,
Frozzie ,
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

The translation omg

TheCheddarCheese ,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

…Yeah that’s enough internet for the year.

Asudox ,

Of course it’s porn.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Bad porn too.

ZILtoid1991 ,

It’s noncon…😭

unexposedhazard ,

I didnt check the tags before closing the tab, my bad.

ZILtoid1991 ,

No problem, and otherwise it’s just a weird fetish that I have a quite bad reaction to.

Naja_Kaouthia , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit has a question.
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

Well those are all certainly words.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

In a big old word salad.

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