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Enkers , to lemmyshitpost in Automation

That shit works IRL too. Why do you think therapy practices often have themselves positioned in front of a wall of books? Not that it’s a bad thing; it’s good for outcomes to believe your therapist is competent and well educated.

mryessir ,

Maybe true but your comment is humanizing “dumb” AI.

bigkahuna1986 , to lemmyshitpost in Protect your PC

Good to know VGA and parallel port devices are safe.

maynarkh ,

Nah, they’ll just sue you if you’re using VGA instead of HDMI since it obviously means you are trying to crack DRM and thus running afoul of DMCA.

hemmes ,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone loves listening to their favorite purchased movie while watching a black screen

maynarkh ,

Nuh-uh, sound has to go over HDMI as well. You may only partake in your own culture through DRM-approved channels.

This got me thinking, could you still get an abortion in the bad parts of the US if you trademarked your DNA, and claimed that the condom breaking violated DMCA?

You know, show up at the doctors with a ton of papers headlined

CEASE AND DESIST

Or at least get child support out of Durex?

MindTraveller ,

More worryingly, I wonder if a male can force a pregnant woman to have an abortion using that logic.

maynarkh ,

ESL person question here - isn’t “male” used as an adjective more than a noun? If you used “pregnant female” as a counterpart, it would sound weird to me, like we were talking about rabbits, not people.

MindTraveller ,

As an enby who was assigned male at birth, there’s a decent chance my penis could get somebody pregnant. I’d rather be referred to as a male than a man or a father. They’re all quite unappealing and untrue terms, but male is the most true out of them. I could have used the word seeder, but that’s less well known.

maynarkh ,

I understand, then male would mean “people with a penis”?

Irelephant ,
@Irelephant@lemm.ee avatar

by some definitions male refers to the sex, rather than the gender.

MindTraveller ,

Maleness is a complex many-faceted social construct unifying a set of correlated patterns in genetics, endocrinology, musculoskelature, reproductive biology, and possibly neurology. I’m mostly not male, but I do have the parts of maleness that relate to producing and delivering semen, and it might even be fertile.

ouRKaoS ,

I think you’ve taken the long way around to becoming a sovereign citizen

maynarkh ,

I sometimes do drink myself to sovereign citizen. Unlike most of those people, I do get sober the next morning.

teamevil ,

Do really want to get an abortion from the last qualified person left to give it in one of the dumbass states‽ Plus they’re probably out of practice.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What about my Hercules graphics card?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Sorry, it put on a poisoned shirt and had to jump into a fire.

scrubbles , to mildlyinfuriating in Has Anyone Ever?
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Disables

30 ads all over the page start to appear, moving and shifting the article I was trying to read, flashing in my face and covering content. An auto playing video starts to play, and follows me down the page.

Why won’t anyone disable their ad blocker, we need ad revenue!

possiblylinux127 ,

Not to mention Google, Facebook and everyone else now knows you visited that page and they even can look at where you are hovering at to determine focus.

scrubbles , (edited ) to mildlyinfuriating in For free for 11.99$
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Shameless plug, if anyone here streams check out owncast.online, it’s a self-hosted fediverse twitch alternative that I’ve really enjoyed, and the community is really nice. (No ads, too) If you feel comfortable setting up a docker container you can stream on the fediverse, and people on mastodon/other services can sub to you. (and if you want to see what it’s like, you can see my instance here: owncast.scrubbles.tech )

TheHobbyist ,

I’m trying to open your link but I get a Lemmy page saying this link does not exist. Is it a voyager app thing?

NateSwift ,

Works for me on mlem

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

That’s so weird, the markdown processor got confused. I changed the link

FlihpFlorp ,

I’m on voyager as well and both links opened fine in app for me

krimson ,
@krimson@feddit.nl avatar

Doesn’t this take up quite a lot of bandwidth if you have a lot of viewers?

Mechanize ,

This was an interesting question, so I took a quick dive in the docs, it seems it has an S3 integration to help with it, and some comments on the various supported services

More info here: owncast.online/docs/storage/

Still, depending on the chosen provider and the amount of viewers, it could be quite costly

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

As everything, a big “it depends”. Each viewer will eat more bandwidth, but you control the compression and qualities. For me, I have an unlimited fiber uplink, so it’s quite easy for me to self host. If someone were more bandwidth constrained, then hosting it on a cloud that then has much more egress may help - at a cost of course, but then your own personal internet would only have the one outgoing stream. Finding a provider that has super cheap egress traffic would probably help

If you have a data cap… well… not a lot you can do.

yessikg ,
@yessikg@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

There’s also Peertube with the chat plugin if bandwidth is a concern

STRIKINGdebate2 ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Advertising, yes but in this case I’ll allow it

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Thanks, I knew I was skirting the rule, but I’m on a constant strive to convince people to move to fediverse alternatives. Appreciate the exception, and won’t make a habit of it.

Boozilla , to fediverse in Just a reminder we are the future of social media.
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

Doin’ muh best to shitpost.

You’re all welcome, citizens!

Heroic Trumpet Music

Farting sounds

TragicNotCute ,
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

I’m doing my part too!

Nougat ,

I'm doing my part fart too!

fartington ,

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  • Nougat ,

    You are now our king.

    threelonmusketeers ,

    !beetlejuicing

    Edit: Doesn’t exist. Someone needs to start this.

    pentagrammar ,

    laugh tracks

    BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    I have many, many sovereign citizens to keep us alive.

    Nougat ,

    Okay, now I am imagining that you are imprisoning sovcits in your basement and farming them for insanepeoplewhatever content.

    BubbleMonkey ,

    Bet those sovcits would be cits real quick in that situation ;)

    BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    Nah I’d post videos of them if that was the case.

    Nougat ,

    That's just what someone keeping sovcits in their basement would say.

    mp3 ,
    @mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

    And I’m doing my best to keep it spam-free and ad-free.

    doofy77 , to greentext in modern gamer

    I hate live service games. They also seem to be all anyone ever talks about.

    palebluethought ,

    I just don’t understand how people can get so sucked into gacha games. All the art design, the game world, all the other stuff they try to use to camouflage the slot machine, none of that stuff works more than a few hours. Once you see the “seams” of the skinner box, once it becomes blindingly obvious there’s nothing to find at the “end” of chasing higher DPS or whatever, why do people continue? It loses any sense of fun the moment it happens.

    TexasDrunk ,

    In a lot of people it presses a button in their brain. That button says “Fuck yeah!” at first. After a while it says “I need this to function” or “This is what I do because this is what I’ve always done”. It takes effort to overcome the feeling of nothing when there was once something there.

    Klanky , (edited )
    @Klanky@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Yeah I tried Honkai Star Rail after seeing it pushed everywhere and I bounced off it hard. I guess my brain is just broken in different ways lol.

    Ajen , (edited )

    all the other stuff they try to use to camouflage the slot machine

    They get sucked in to it for the same reason people throw all their money away on real slot machines. Gambling addiction is real, and we all have our vices. IMO it should be more regulated.

    jbk ,

    i like Blue Archive for its story and music and I’d even spend a few bucks if I really wanted a special character, but not much. since I’m not into the other gachas I might just be a rare example of an enjoyer tho lol

    ech ,

    Addiction isn’t about fun.

    Iapar ,

    It is about escaping.

    trashgirlfriend ,

    I like anime girls and the games are fun, it’s not that deep

    brb ,

    Cute anime girls are cute.

    fibojoly ,

    They are live services precisely so there is something to talk about, and therefore more people join, and existing players stay hooked by FOMO.

    figjam ,

    You my friend, are talking to the wrong people

    Mango ,

    They’re paid to talk about it.

    Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Later, losers
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    48 hours later

    “Hey fellas.”

    stebo02 ,
    @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    *minutes

    basxto ,
    @basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    He realized that she also has discord

    uis ,

    He realized that she is in same discord.

    anarchyrabbit ,

    He realises it is actually a dude

    _lilith , to pics in Eagle being re-located from Denver International Airport
    @_lilith@lemmy.world avatar
    BreadOven ,

    Just a little 'Nam flashback. No big deal.

    BeMoreCareful ,

    “I think I’m going to die and I’m not even sure that’s worst case scenario.”

    DestroyerOfWorlds , to cat in Egg thief

    I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby

    LemmyKnowsBest , to lemmyshitpost in Womens fashion guide

    Ok Grandpa

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    I was in that one war before you were a shitpost in your fathers balls, grandson.

    LemmyKnowsBest ,

    *granddaughter

    And you’re the shitposter, not me.

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Sorry for misgendering you, granddaughter, my mind has been addled by the passage of time.

    Good_morning ,

    It’s ok grandpa, we have a special place for you. We call it Congress.

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    I heard it doesn’t pay enough from my grandchildren, maybe they should better the living conditions for the interns

    GBU_28 ,

    Now now, you’re a shit poster by association. Look around.

    Kalkaline , to memes in There's a reason he was shot.
    @Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

    A very solemn and respectful dick out for Harambe

    Agent641 , (edited )

    Zippers at half mast

    TheDarksteel94 ,

    Just make sure to tuck it back in before zipping up.

    Prunebutt , to linuxmemes in I don't know the way, but this ain't it

    Way to go reinterpreting a meme just by posting it in another community! 👏

    andrew ,
    @andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

    The stupidest system is always the one I didn’t build myself. 😤

    I say this in the engineering sense. I didn’t build capitalism please don’t hate me.

    Schmoo , to science_memes in Come on, science!

    Science is just the method by which technological advancements are achieved, it doesn’t decide the priorities. That privilege falls to capital, and by extension, capitalists.

    zerakith ,

    I appreciate you are setting up a sort of platonic ideal of what science is but I think its important to deal with the real people and processes that science is performed by and we would be doing ourselves a disservice if we fail to acknowledge how those people and processes have often worked hand in hand with capitalist and colonial projects. We need to be introspective about how those choices have influenced the science (and the methods!) that’s been done. We, as scientists, engineers and science appreciators need to do this work so we can make different and better choices.

    theonyltruemupf ,

    First and foremost, priorities are set by reality.

    Extending a dog’s lifespan by 60 years would be a very high demand product and could be sold for much more than what smartphones cost. If it was feasible, it would have already been done.

    Shareni ,

    Flying would be a very high demand service and could be sold for much more than what a train ticket costs. If it was feasible, it would have already been done.

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    hOrni , to lemmyshitpost in Confused Reddit Users After Coming to Lemmy (Apparently)

    Fighting with furry and anime porn is the bane of my existence on Lemmy. You block one instance, another three pop up.

    fushuan ,

    I’m having none of that, what kind of content are you searching for it to be impossible?

    Demdaru ,

    Not OP but had same problem…simply scrolled All and had to block around 7-10 of these…but that was a few months ago and now it’s silent so dunno

    fushuan ,

    yeah, insttead of blocking nsfw instances (since I think that that blocks users too), I blocked every nsfw community that popped up, and after the first week I’ve had no issues either.

    YerbaYerba ,

    I think lemm.ee has no subscribers to those communities so we don’t see it. I’m on the same instance as you and have the same experience.

    fushuan ,

    Oh no no, I did see plenty nsfw posts on my first week, but that was like the first week where I blocked a bunch of nsfw communities.

    gnutrino , (edited )

    Oh my god! That’s disgusting. Furry and anime porn on Lemmy? Where? Where do they post those?

    L0wded_ ,
    @L0wded_@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Why do you want to know? 😏😏😏

    atocci ,
    @atocci@kbin.social avatar

    To spread managed democracy.

    Jimbo ,
    @Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

    Oh you know, on certain instances

    gnutrino ,

    There are so many though. Which ones? Which ones do they post on?

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Embrace the porn, I guess.

    Anyolduser ,

    This is the way.

    TrickDacy ,

    Weird, I’ve not seen anything like that for maybe 6 months

    Rai ,

    Same, what Lemmy is that user browsing? I don’t see any furry stuff on /all/.

    TrickDacy ,

    Yah for a few months I would see shit like that and block the community or sometimes instance. Worked fairly well.

    Rai , (edited )

    I like furry shit and still done see it lawl

    DigitalDruid ,

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  • Syd ,

    Woah, so different accounts will have completely different /all feeds? Wish there was a way to toggle without creating new accounts.

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  • Syd ,

    So multiple users of an instance could all subscribe to the same community to manipulate what’s on /all in that instance?

    ignotum ,

    there aren’t many (if any) dbzer0 users subscribed to that content.

    Would be a shame if someone were to… register an account on that instance and… subscribe to a couple communities

    sramder ,
    @sramder@lemmy.world avatar

    Thanks for explaining this… something about it being kind of democratic (?) makes it more amusing than irritating.

    Lemmy still feels thin compared to the colossal poop-chute that was Reddit.

    Knowing that the spurt of new furry porn in my all feed, is the result some new Lemmite fast-fingering the subscribe button is kind of delightful :-)

    Rai ,

    Interesting! I haven’t noticed that. I’ll make some more accounts on different instances!

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  • Rai ,

    Made an account on pawb and zero furry pron in /all/. The complaining folks are DECEITFUL

    Orbituary ,
    @Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve managed to block most of it. The mere mention of yiff makes my skin crawl.

    Harbinger01173430 ,

    Yiff uwu

    Forester ,
    @Forester@yiffit.net avatar

    You realize furries run the Internet right?

    hOrni ,

    You misspelled “ruin”.

    Forester , (edited )
    @Forester@yiffit.net avatar

    Your username is literally horny but okay keep talking shit like you’re also not a degenerate.

    We will continue to administrate the internet.

    https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/69a2d8a1-124a-48ba-b39b-9be7fbae85dc.jpeg

    sramder ,
    @sramder@lemmy.world avatar

    There has got to be a Whack-A-Mole joke in here somewhere.

    But yeah… same bud.

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@midwest.social avatar

    Whack off a mole?

    Gradually_Adjusting ,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    Great work team, home by five.

    sramder ,
    @sramder@lemmy.world avatar

    And I’ve died laughing :-) Thank you for that.

    P.S. No idea why I just got a notification for this.

    BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    Block ani.social, yiffit, and pawb.social, turn off NSFW posts and you’ll be 99% there. There’s a few anime .world communities but they’re easy enough to block

    nifty ,
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t see any at all! I think that’s because I’ve blocked NSFW instances by default

    Neato ,
    @Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

    I pretty much never see porn show up for me in all. I get a bunch of communities showing pictures of partially clad women I have to block but that’s it. Did you disable NSFW?

    ouRKaoS ,

    I browse all on Lemmy way more than I did on Reddit. The porn blocking game of whack-a-Hydra is constant.

    Lucidlethargy ,

    I haven’t seen any in ages. I think I blocked 2-3 instances at least, though. Anyway, there’s hope! It can be done.

    GladiusB ,
    @GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

    Accept your life path waifu

    ignotum ,

    Lemmy doesn’t show you the communities you want, it shows you the communities you need

    Makeshift ,

    On Voyager with my sh.itjust.works account with nsfw toggled off and I don’t see any furry or porn.

    I am pleased with this.

    RIP_Cheems ,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    “Why do feet pics keep popping up? I specifically blocked that entire community.”

    Anti_Iridium , to til in TIL the U.S. Civil War is called "The Slave War" in Icelandic

    I prefer “Slaveholders Rebellion”

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Ohh I like that.

    Slap em a little more on the branding, you didn’t “own” anything, cousin fuckers, you just held them against their will.

    rickyrigatoni ,

    That sounds too cool. Like a chapter in a fantasy series history book.

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