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Alteon , to lemmyshitpost in Gaming battlestation

Yes, please ignore the giant 15 lb bird in the room. Sure. Just act like it’s not there. Of course I don’t have 20 questions about the bird…

eekrano , to programmerhumor in crowdStrikeIsAVerbNow

CrowdStroke

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Now that’s a good code word!

tomcatt360 ,

CrowdStricken

MentalEdge , to lemmyshitpost in Somebody's got a case of the Mondays
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

My obligatory mention of !dungeonmeshi

fibojoly , to greentext in Anon notices

Dogs are children who require constant attention.
Cats are adults who just want to crash on your couch.

NegativeInf ,

My 8 year old toddler of a dog and my 3 month old middle aged cat confirm.

vvv , to programmer_humor in CrowdStrike is a verb now

This is up there with left-pad now!

cobn , to programmer_humor in CrowdStrike is a verb now

Crowdstrike sounds like the name a of a security vulnerability and now it is.

Already see the articles… “50% of computers infected with crowdstrike”

Bougie_Birdie , to mildlyinteresting in People grab the bars to turn right (direction of the town) resulting in one side being worn
@Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Just a bunch of humans finding a way to carve a desire path into steel freakin’ bars

EleventhHour , to lemmyshitpost in Gaming battlestation
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Gobble gobble, motherfucker

lepinkainen , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Ever.

If a friend tries, you stop them. It never ends well.

Crashumbc ,

I feel this is something you can’t teach. Everyone needs to learn for themselves…

Some multiple times…

ArcaneSlime ,

What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate. Some men, you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it! Well? He gets it! I don’t like it anymore than you may.

NewAgeOldPerson ,

Classic

masterofn001 ,

2 or 3 or 7 times, even.

WeLoveCastingSpellz , to games in My wacky Stanly Parable-inspored game called DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON (To Delete The Multiverse) finally reached 5000+ wishlists today!

congrats. Can’t wait to try it :)

Road_Warrior_10 OP ,

Thank you for your trust! :)

Strawberry , to pics in [OC] Cows

Cute Cow thingies

grrgyle , to mildlyinteresting in People grab the bars to turn right (direction of the town) resulting in one side being worn

What is this? Pardon, I don’t understand what this is a picture of

khannie OP ,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, sorry. I see them every day so I forget that others don’t have context.

It’s a set of bars designed to stop cars coming up a pedestrian lane and / or slow down bicycles at the intersection. There are two sets of bars so you have to sort of swerve through them.

Typically, as I am walking towards the sea in this picture, I grab the bars to swing right towards the town. I recently noticed that I’m not alone because one side (for folks turning right) is worn down by the friction of those hands grabbing to swing right.

grrgyle ,

Ahhh, totally see it now, thanks!

Boxscape , (edited )
@Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

worn down by the friction of those hands

Same thing happens to bronze statues, unoe? 😏

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/67/35/d86735f741347cdb8a0b4ec3d70f21e9.jpg

khannie OP ,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Here’s a clearer picture, hot off the press.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/11cca4ea-c614-4224-bdac-21957b220aab.jpeg

Ephera ,

Huh, never seen these things implemented properly. Where I live, there’s always a patch of grass next to them, which everyone walks/bikes across.

khannie OP ,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Ha! I’ve seen some of those too but this one is done properly.

puchaczyk , to lemmyshitpost in Fishin' really clears the mind

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/d01457ce-7f7c-4ad2-abf6-6308d2542a84.jpeg

sozesoze ,

Water and Flying Pokemon gotta be beware man

sunzu , to lemmyshitpost in LOCK EM UP

We simping for pigs around here now?

nightwatch_admin ,

Pigs are intelligent and kind animals, please find a better insult.

Stalinwolf ,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

youtu.be/z52dAvk7l7k?si=Vw_h-cAFq8qCofs0

thesporkeffect ,

I don’t like that this semi-humanizes the prison industrial complex but for today, it’s hard to be too mad about it.

loomi , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷‍♀️

pyre ,

that’s why you don’t need to be taught those things. you need lessons on long hair and pink

tpihkal ,

Women, smh. Do we have to explain everything‽

Agent641 ,

I fight, bleed and groan every time I go to the toilet.

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