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metaStatic , to lemmyshitpost in Just doing my part 🤡

Taylor Swifts private jet/boat circling the globe to pick up her boyfriend

cone_zombie ,

How else do you go on a cruise while flying your jet? Checkmate, working class!

Agent641 ,

The jet is so large it actually has its own smaller jets inside to travel from the mansion to the wave pool.

Naja_Kaouthia , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

Well they can always take solace in the fact that kitchen would be an interesting place to do mushrooms.

THE_MASTERMIND ,

They were probably on some when they made the decision and maybe just coping now

Imgonnatrythis , to lemmyshitpost in Useful information

Damn. Worse public transit infrastructure than the US even. Embarrassing Antarctica.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Get it together Pengu

TexasDrunk , to lemmyshitpost in Conspiracy!

I’ve noticed this trend less and less over the years. I have to say I’m pretty happy about that.

scytale ,

Especially when you see how the servers are putting on fake smiles and going through the motions to get it over with. Not saying they should be genuinely happy, just that it shouldn’t be a thing at all. Just serve the surprise cake then walk away.

Prunebutt , to lemmyshitpost in I may have gotten the photo from this communuty.

Am I the only one thinking that PC culture would shoot you if you didn’t find the rabbit cop sexy?

dogsoahC ,

I’d say it was very much intentional to make that character attractive. Which is a weird choice for an anthropomorphic rabbit, especially in a kids movie.

Prunebutt ,

Also, PC culture is full of gays, furries, gay furries and other based people.

They were making a movie full of anthropomorphic animals, including skinny gazelle popstars and Tony the tiger lookalikes. They knew they were making furry-fodder.

MossyFeathers ,

Shakira supposedly actually had a lot of input on Gazelle’s character design, which would kinda potentially make her (Gazelle) the most expensive fursona in the world (depending on how you define “fursona”).

surewhynotlem ,

You’re telling on yourself.

But it’s ok. Lean into it. Embrace your furry side.

Rai ,

The movie was made BY furries FOR furries

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

Not really? It’s just a Disney movie, all characters are attractive. Nick Wilde is also made to be hot.

Drivebyhaiku ,

Political correctness was fired in the early 2000’s. It was dissected as something called “cold politeness” that wasn’t really doing anything but making corporations and beaurcratic systems feel better about doing something to fix problems by slapping a new coat of paint over the mold. They subtly hired “Hey maybe just stop being a dick to people” into the role but nobody noticed it was a totally different guy.

Now when people talk about what PC would say “Don’t be a Dick” struggles with feelings of never being acknowledged for the actual work they’re doing. Forget what that ass PC did and try getting to know “Don’t be a Dick” on their own terms will ya? They are not so bad and probably very supportive of your opinion on sexy rabbits. They attend some furry conventions I’m sure.

Prunebutt ,

Jessie, what the hell are you talking about?.jpeg

PieMePlenty , to lemmyshitpost in Growing Old

I still remember the day I grew old. After forgetting my change at a self checkout machine, an younger attendant ran after me and refered to me as ‘sir’. After that day, I was no longer young. I was 29.

ignotum ,

I’m sorry that happened to you sir

BigPotato ,

I remember the day as well. I walked all through the store grabbing everything I needed and while waiting in the checkout I realized I forgot the milk. I laughed and said “Oh wow” then the guy behind me looked at me and I shrugged and said “I forgot the milk!” and left the line I’d been standing in for a few minutes to get the milk.

My age at the time didn’t matter because it was on that day, I became old. Talking to strangers in the grocery store, forgetting to get the milk, and laughing about it? Old.

chiliedogg ,

The first time you find yourself yelling at a young person for loitering is like a religous experience.

Katzastrophe ,
@Katzastrophe@feddit.org avatar

Damn, I turned old when I grabbed some coloring pages off the ground to give them back to a child and got called the “nice fat lady” afterwards by the child. Double whammy

Blackmist ,

I realised I had become an adult when some woman told her kid “that mister” would tell him off if he didn’t behave, and gestured in my direction. I looked behind me. There was nobody there.

I had become The Mister. The stranger based punishment of exasperated mothers everywhere. Fear me, little children, and despair.

Moneo ,

Mister, this is a Wendys.

vonxylofon , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Damn right. If I transitioned, I wouldn’t take a lame name like Mildred. I’d go for something cool like Radicalorange or Forcefulblue.

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t have to transition for that, most adults can get their name changed whenever they like.

tabris ,

There was a guy who changed his name to Sydney Harbour Bridge because he could.

Slovene ,

Why not Periwinkle or Orangered?

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Team periwinkle represent

The admins fucking rigged that game

vonxylofon ,

Well, because we’re doing modifier + colour here. Mild + red?

Mouselemming , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Apple

What I want is specifically “no left turns.” Because that could actually save me time. “Fewer 🚦s” and “no dangerous instructions” would also be good.

Atherel ,

Afaik this is already included in the calculation for the fastest route.

Mouselemming ,

How come it tried to send me to make a left onto a major thoroughfare from a tiny side street rather than the major one with a controlled left arrow (a blessed rarity in my city) a few blocks away? Yeah maybe someone did it and scraped a few seconds off their time because they got lucky with the cross traffic, but someone who doesn’t know the area is gonna get tboned.

Carlo ,

I used to live in GA, and there was a one-way street that google maps was constantly telling me to turn the wrong direction onto. It really bugs me that I switched to Waze because it was better than google maps, then google just bought them. Long past time to bring antitrust suits against big tech. At least we have an FTC chair at the moment who’s trying to make some progress.

lamabop ,

But if you get t-boned then your journey is finished immediately

Mouselemming ,

Permanently, possibly.

surewhynotlem ,

I don’t want fastest. I want least stressful. No left turns without a traffic light. No really short merges. And if it could find a way to route all the chaotic idiots along some other road, that would be perfect.

Gork ,

Waze likes to pull this sort of dumb shit all the time.

Like yeah, maybe it’d save me a minute or two but I’d rather wait to take a left turn at a protected left turn light than try to cross 3 lanes of opposite traffic from some obscure side street.

explodicle ,

lol you want new and useful features in the last 10 years? Here’s where you can find Popeyes on the way.

Passerby6497 ,

Oh man, I’d love the 'no dangerous interactions ’ one. Just today, the map tried to have me cross a busy 4 lane street at an uncontrolled intersection. Thankfully construction rerouted me and I was able turn into the parking lot much easier than crossing

NutWrench , to lemmyshitpost in American healthcare be like
@NutWrench@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t it amazing how often the Miracle Whip people end up in the hospital emergency room whenever they have a serious medical problem.

Not being able to breath has a way of reorganizing your beliefs in a big damn hurry.

Holzkohlen ,

Don’t worry, they are back to their beliefs right after. Same with the anti abortion crowd.

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom

*Freeedom

AI. 🙄

littletranspunk ,

Don’t forget that $993.99 price tag

ed_cock ,

Such is the price of freeedom.

metaStatic ,

Fucking inflation, I only have a $1.05

Bgugi ,

It isn’t free, it costs folks like you and me.

Battle_Masker ,
@Battle_Masker@lemmy.world avatar

$34 a pound, product price $1.99 on the other side

littletranspunk ,

Sounds like the cost of being a patriot XD

potentiallynotfelix , to memes in its true tho
Getawombatupya ,

Get a haircut, hippie.

PuddingFeeling907 ,
@PuddingFeeling907@lemmy.ca avatar

Ubuntu Touch represent!

Beaver ,
@Beaver@lemmy.ca avatar

Also the team got volte and 5g running on the os!

potentiallynotfelix ,

Oh shit that’s dope I haven’t been keeping up too much with the project

flashgnash , to memes in its true tho

Do android stans exist? Had always thought android was the lesser of two evils for most people

helpmyusernamewontfi OP ,

its most definitely the lesser, but there are still many people who would suck off Samsung and Google if they had the opportunity to.

trust me I’ve met them

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Just as some Linux enthusiasts would from Mr. Torvalds.

It’s like with every other fandom: There are haters, normal folks, lovers and the pesky hyper-fan.
¯_(ツ)_/¯

helpmyusernamewontfi OP ,

Foss ftw baby

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

What if I just like to suck.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The good thing is: You (still) have free will.

neonspool ,

my unwillled physical direction of my neurons disagree

mostlikelyaperson ,

Oh yeah Android has swarms of fanboys.

flashgnash ,

I used to be one of those fanboys when I was younger, but that was driven more by the fact that they weren’t iPhones than anything particularly good about Android

Used to be a fan of OnePlus but they’ve become like every other phone company now from what I hear

witchergeraltofrivia , to assholedesign in Amazon refusing to show me the price of something if I do not add it to cart

Amazon is a big POS

Marcbmann ,

No. The manufacturer has a minimum advertised pricing policy in place. Amazon has the item priced below this point. So they can only display the price after it’s been added to the cart.

witchergeraltofrivia ,

The neat part is - amazon is still a POS

SkybreakerEngineer ,

Yes, that is the purpose of s shopping website. One big Point of Sale

Briguy ,

Go to bed Dad

winterayars , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!

Okay this is sick as fuck, though. I wouldn’t pay for it but it’s sweet.

grrk , to lemmyshitpost in Anti-racism be like
@grrk@lemmy.ml avatar

Hell yeah, get rid of ALL the people while we’re at it!

Uncle ben is a brontosaurus

Aunt Jemima is now a giraffe

Little debbie is little ducky

Quaker oats has a giant sentient, “THE Quaker oat”

Sunmaid is the literal sun in a french maid outfit

And of course land o lakes should be the lochness monster or some similar native american cryptid.

MacNCheezus OP , (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I would be okay with this.

Quick, someone fire up the AI to make it happen.

EDIT: well, I gave it a try, here’s what I got:

Uncle Ben’s

Apparently the AI doesn’t know what a Brontosaur is. Also I’m not sure what “converted” rice is, but it’s kinda adorable anyway. 3/7

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/eddb9e8a-b7fe-4fb4-b54f-58975c81133b.jpeg

Aunt Jemima

This prompt was blocked by the filter because apparently it’s racist or otherwise problematic to combine a giraffe with pancake syrup. Sorry about that. 0/7

Little Debbie

This is by far my favorite. Would absolutely buy. Perfect score, 5/7.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/36711c8d-f702-4cdb-87d8-97333ae83fa3.jpeg

Quaker Oats

Honestly, looks crunchy and wholesome. Would buy. 4/7

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/d061d0c4-8ccd-4b6f-9126-7db6897069bd.jpeg

Sun Maid

Yes mommy. This will probably give your kids weird fetishes. 2/7

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/ed5d6053-bdfa-4a74-a39b-dc7a9e57d243.jpeg

Land O’Lakes

Perfect choice if you enjoy bone-chilling nightmares. 1/7 please make it go away.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/4e5f8f6f-e654-48fb-a48b-e7cfb947a39a.jpeg

CaptPretentious ,

Can you do a second one with Land O’Lakes but use the prompt ‘Duluth dogman’

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

This is the best version I got. Probably far cuter than the actual Dogman.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/971d20a3-f5f6-4780-bdb3-1001c7a24bc3.jpeg

CaptPretentious ,

Appreciate you doing that! Not even remotely what I thought was going to come back, lol. But instead of creepy we got wholesome. 👍

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I’m not complaining. Certainly beats whatever the fuck that other thing was.

CoffeeJunkie ,

Upvote for good doggo!

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Upvote for upvoting good doggo

atomicorange ,

I love the land o’ lakes mothsquitoman!

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Found the nightmare enjoyer.

atomicorange ,

Every time you hear a buzzing in your ear, or see an eerie glow emanating from the woods, it would help you remember that you need to pick up butter at the store! That’s marketing.

CaptPretentious ,

Since Land O’Lakes is a Minnesota company it should be a Minnesota crypted. Minnesota shares mini cryptids with many other locations mothman, Bigfoot, etc.

But if you want to really place it, brand and cryptid… Then Duluth Dogman is perhaps your best option that I am aware of.

RedEyeFlightControl ,
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