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VelvetStorm , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

I’ve noticed a trend with trans women picking the stupidest names, and idk why. Like I kinda get Mildred because it’s a classic name and has a cute nickname. So it stands to reason maybe she has a family member that was a huge influence on her so she wants to honor her with that name but why the fuck do people pick names like Lola.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

“Lexi”

Donkter ,

See, “Lexathoidiopterix” is just not a great name though.

Slovene ,

“Belle”

Godnroc ,

So her lips can taste like cherry cola.

VelvetStorm ,

Is that a reference to something I am too old to understand?

ValenThyme , (edited )

Lola by The Kinks in 1970,

The song details a romantic encounter in a SOHO bar between a young man and the eponymous Lola, who is possibly a trans woman or cross-dresser.

one of the lyrics references her cola tasting lips

VelvetStorm ,
ValenThyme ,

that’s the one yup

VelvetStorm ,

Holy crap how did I never know that! That is by far and away my favorite scene in futurama. Thank you for showing me this it gives me a whole new appreciation for this joke. Tbh, I assumed it was just a joke on all the Shatner spoken word versions of songs.

Slovene ,

Tbh, I assumed it was just a joke on all the Shatner spoken word versions of songs.

It is:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KXSWx5Q2XCo

jbk ,

small office home office bar 😍😍

then_three_more ,

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, Except for Lola

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Is the nickname Milly?

VelvetStorm ,

I believe that is but I could be wrong as there are some crazy nick names out there like Peggy for Margaret.

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

That’s exactly why I asked

anti ,

Dredicus.

hemko ,

No, Kevin

Machinist ,
@Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

My great grandmothers were: Lola, Layla, Eula, Lulua. For real. They were born around 1900.

We have a cat named Lulu.

Manalith ,

And I bet Eula never even read any EULAs

Slovene ,

One of your great-grandmothers got Clapton on his knees.

Amanduh ,

Lola is a song talking about a trans woman so…

Noite_Etion , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets
@Noite_Etion@lemmy.world avatar

This just screams to cops, pull me over!

We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

A good way to waste their time if you can manage to stay clean

GBU_28 ,

If you.put.this shit on your car, chances are you don’t manage.

niktemadur ,

Also a waste of your own time. Double edged sword. Unless you like sitting and waiting under flickering fluorescent lighting for your cavity search.

prettybunnys ,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

PP_BOY_ , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Hey OP, if you’re gonna take a pic of my ride, it’s common courtesy to censor the license plate.

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

While I agree that censoring the plate is courteous, I don’t think that is how this car in particular is most likely to be identified. /s

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the bumper, isn’t it? I’ve been meaning to get it repainted but times are tough, y’know?

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe stop going to all those ICP concerts and you’d have some money?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

…better now?

stoicmaverick , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.

Num10ck ,

what if a wasted justin timberlake did?

stoicmaverick ,

I’d call the cops. Nobody is above the law.

spujb ,

it would ruin the tour

joshoff ,

Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

He seems like a fun guy to have at the local orgy.

Delphia , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

I used to like the Chrysler 300, then I saw the kind of people who buy them.

Edit: Not a racial thing. Im Australia they became popular with people who really arent tough but want people to think they are… white guys who think because they smoke weed that they are essentially Pablo Escobar. Guys who have a motorbike licence and a 500cc commuter bike but 9 Sons of Anarchy hoodies. Guys who have a “Only god can judge me” tattoo but also some minor convictions from a local court magistrate who it turns out can judge them.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think you intended this to be as racist as it sounds but holy shit this sounds so fucking racist.

nomous ,

I had a (white) friend who had a pretty nice one, rims and tinted windows, heated seats, it was a nice car for a Chrysler. He said he got stopped constantly for made up reasons but they would inevitably let him go when they realized it was a 30yr old nerd and not normally “kind of people who buy them.”

He ended up selling the car and getting a mustang.

SOMETHINGSWRONG ,

I gotta disagree fam, white boys and black boys alike adore this car for some weird reason and they are always the trashiest people you’ll ever meet. They don’t have to be poor to be trashy either.

DannyMac ,

Juggalos and juggalettes?

Yoooooooo , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

Pure Michigan

kerrigan778 , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Mildred is iffy but Millie is an adorable name.

toomanypancakes , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Ooh, don’t do meth kids.

thefartographer ,

Look, don’t do any kids, no matter what drugs they’re on!

spujb , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

*better

Frozengyro , to lemmyshitpost in Why did he do this though

‘what happened’

‘take a wild guess!’

littletranspunk , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

honk

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

oh my godddd, fuckkkkk 😩

Lightor ,

My stomach hurts real bad

LeroyJenkins ,

try tums or Alka Seltzer

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

might wanna get your prostate checked out by a doctor

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

Hey that’s my car.

PythagreousTitties ,

Hi Mom!

xia , to lemmyshitpost in Why did he do this though

…but aren’t the gray bubbles the ones she is sending from her phone?

oehm ,

No on iPhones the blue or green bubbles are your texts

xia ,

I’m confused… wasn’t there a big stir about green bubbles being the lowly Android peasants?

joyjoy ,

The green bubbles means you aren’t texting an iPhone user and it wasn’t sent via iMessage.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

One thing I can confirm is that you are very confused.

shinratdr ,
@shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes but it doesn’t brand the other person, the colour is to inform the sender that the message they sent is either an iMessage (blue) or an SMS (green).

It wasn’t intended to be some class system. When the iPhone launched, it only supported SMS and all texts were green. They wanted to differentiate iMessage conversations when they launched that a few years later, but still use the same client so people were more likely to use it. That way you know you can use more features but you also know you need a data connection. This was an important distinction when most people still had plans that had minutes, quantities of texts, and limited or no data. Also if a iMessage fails, it automatically uses SMS fallback. It’s important to know when that happens too. Colour was just a very obvious way to indicate that.

The reason iPhone users don’t like green bubble conversations now is mostly because SMS just doesn’t support all the iMessage features like higher quality pictures, video, tapback, inline reply, stickers, etc. It also is lowest common denominator for a group thread, so one person without iMessage causes the whole thread to revert to SMS.

homicidalrobot ,

You have fallen for the actual lies. iMessage doesn’t have higher quality video or images, it trashes the quality of MMS for no reason. Have a green bubble friend send you the exact same image on imessage and email it to you/send it on discord/whatever. It destroys the quality. Any other messaging app or even the default messages app on most phones won’t degrade quality like this, even on cell data; it’s being artificially degraded to make you believe iMessage has something other messaging apps don’t. There is no magical picture beautifier in imessage.

You quite literally have to turn off the “fuck up my videos and images” setting to even get decent video from other imessage users.

shinratdr ,
@shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

It absolutely does have higher quality video & photos than MMS. MMS does not have a clear public spec, and carriers/phones/OSes apply size limits for videos and pictures, and these limits are inconsistent at best. They are all quite low though, here is an Android Police article discussing it: androidpolice.com/why-text-message-videos-look-bl…

It’s not entirely dissimilar to email. It’s a bad idea to send an attachment over 15-20MB not because email can’t handle it, but because at some point in the chain something might have a limit that says that’s too much.

You are correct though that Apple does just crank it down to shit 3GPP level (I assume the baseline of the spec) and call it a day because they don’t care about SMS/MMS. Why would they, even Android users all use WhatsApp so it barely matters.

Obviously there is no “picture beautifier”, whatever the hell that means. I never said or implied that. iMessage movies & pictures are just less compressed than MMS ones, even between non-Apple MMS devices. Is it less compression than other over-the-top messaging apps? Depends on the app, but nowadays probably not.

homicidalrobot , (edited )

MMS video file size has a default limit set by your provider. However, basically every phone has RCS available by default these days - which will be used in these cases automatically, within the same messages app - except when Apple refuses to allow it because of cross platform interaction.

You stated that iMessage provided this benefit, and it doesn’t; it isolates this benefit from being used. “Depends on the app” is just false. It’s “depends on the hardware” - google messages even recently expanded RCS support to phones that didn’t support it for one reason or another it in April. These data limitations haven’t been saving people from issues for over a decade, you’re conveying outdated takes.

shinratdr ,
@shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

RCS is already live in the US for iOS 18 Beta users, and will come to all iPhones in 2 months. It’s also an awful spec, you don’t have to dig far to find that. Operators have basically just farmed out implementation of it to Google.

I don’t know why you’re trying to pick a fight. It’s a simple fact. MMS was the standard for years, and iMessage compressed photos & videos less than that. RCS is now coming, flawed as it is.

End of story. It’s just one in a list of many features that made iMessage popular, all implemented years before RCS was a thing. You can move on to complaining about something else on a platform you don’t use and don’t care about.

homicidalrobot ,

You are literally falling for snake oil lmao

funkless_eck ,

no? just look at your phone

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Look at his android to answer a question about iPhones?

funkless_eck ,

I meant the side. One’s own messages are always on the right.

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

Except maybe in RTL layouts

Venator ,

Looks like fb messenger to me, but not sure since it’s not dark theme.

HonoraryMancunian , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Mildred is the worst… witch

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