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Dieterlan , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Do both. Then the US is a spider. Or maybe a funky crab?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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It’ll definitely start getting funky if you play some Raggaeton or Merengue

get_off_the_phone ,

Crab rave anyone?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Everybody do the Macarena


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Corkyskog ,

Omg there’s this toy my kid had (we gave it away) that we called the “Euro Crab” and it would play European Rave/EDM type music and frantically zipped side to side around your living room. My dog was traumatized.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Carcinisation really going wild on this one

gibmiser , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Think about that GDP doe. Mmmmmmm

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

slaps Califournia

“Think about all the health insurance that tax money could buy.”

Empricorn ,

Defense Department: “Best I can do is killing more brown people overseas.”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

i could drive so many trucks

Son_of_dad ,

Enough Californias to fund welfare to so many red states!

LunarVoyager ,

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    LifeInMultipleChoice ,

    I wonder if there would be a way to draw that up. A healthcare system paid for by the states that participate and distributed federally. Treatment only for those from states that participate. Thus still pitting the government against the pharmaceutical companies in terms of fair prices and pushes states to ideally make their own choices which would slowly move towards more and more states choosing to support their people. We would have to be dicks and deny medical attention to people coming from other states. I’m sure there are a million holes to work out, but no one should have any reason to argue with it outside “I don’t want others to get help if I can’t.”

    Riven ,
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    I would argue that we provide medical care for out of state people but all the facilities have posters providing the truth and sources of why it works well in this state. Maybe that way they’ll look a little deeper into why they have to travel to another state to get help.

    Desistance , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me
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    One Florida is enough, thanks.

    MacNCheezus OP ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    We’ve had one, yes, but what about second Florida?

    hperrin ,

    s/enough/too many/

    JusticeForPorygon , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me
    @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

    Let’s trade Florida for a second California.

    femboy_bird ,

    can we just get rid of both of them pls?

    LucidLethargy ,

    I’ll settle for sawing off Los Angeles and letting it float off into the distance.

    maccentric ,

    How about we give Texas back to Mexico (if they’d take it)?

    BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    While we’re at it, can we ditch the Dakotas on Canada? They didn’t do anything wrong I just find their presence irritating

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    What did California do that’s so bad?

    Namstel , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    Utterly disgusting.

    Zozano ,
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    Udderly disgusting

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me
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    California merely annoys me. Florida terrifies me.

    reverendsteveii , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    ameroctopod

    Agent641 ,

    Amerachnid

    reverendsteveii ,

    This is better, thank you

    Uschaan , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    I’m pretty sure Tenxas would be worse.

    MacNCheezus OP ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Where would we even put all of those? Canada?

    Doombot1 ,

    Space, where they can’t influence things? They should be fine with their independent power grid, right?

    Classy ,

    Gulf of Mexico

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    The gulf says mexicno

    TheMightyCanuck ,
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    Please God no. We already have Texas lite with Alberta

    Source: Albertan

    MacNCheezus OP ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    How about Albeighta as a compromise

    waterSticksToMyBalls , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    Nohio

    MacNCheezus OP ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Aye, I could do that. Nobody would miss it anyways.

    rockerface ,

    Also known as: Ohno

    samus12345 ,
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    Ohellno

    Cicraft , to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

    please clap

    My cheeks

    Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    You can milk anything with nipples

    Tier1BuildABear ,
    @Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

    I have nipples thcdenton, can you milk me?

    SPRUNT ,

    TIL almonds have nipples.

    SparrowRanjitScaur ,

    He said you can milk anything with nipples, not all milk comes from nipples.

    caseyweederman , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    Gonenada

    MacNCheezus OP ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Your terms are acceptable

    Vespair , to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

    This joke is so old and obvious, that there was literally a beer in America named He’Brew for 25 years.

    Sorgan71 , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    Fourida because we could walk away

    gravitas_deficiency , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    Califournia would be a HUGE tax base, and probably somewhat annoying, but Fourida would probably end up starting the next few world wars, and at least one of them would be over bath salts.

    BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    Bath salts are old hat. We’re stuffed to the gills with fent and meth like everyone else now

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