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OpenStars , to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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Spitting ice cold verses like he… I dunno, I haven’t had my coffee ☕ yet.:-D

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Man, I haven’t even slept yet.

OpenStars ,
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Rest In Peace, friend.

Wait no! I mean… yeah, get a good rest:-D.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Unfortunately, there is no rest for the wicked.

OpenStars ,
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With enough alcohol you can at least pass out

I hope you find your path. [Insert funny & witty meme that is somehow highly relevant to the OP] Oh shit, I actually found one:

I will give you rest maddafucka!” (Exodus 33:14)

rest

If you have to be awake, I hope you at least enjoy this thought:-D.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Yeah, come on, we all know there’s no rest till Chronicles (1. Chr. 22:9, that is).

After that, it’s another long haul till Matthew 11:28.

Time to knock back one of these bad boys and get crackin’

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/f129132e-f9f7-4a8a-ad93-2e82e21759ca.jpeg

OpenStars ,
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Holy moley now that’s a drink! :-P

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Refusing it would be unforgivable.

OpenStars ,
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Ephesians 5:18: put it in you.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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What I got, you got to give it to your mamma
What I got, you’ve got to give it to your pappa
What I got, you got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water

RHCP 5:9

OpenStars ,
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Who are you who understands life, the universe and everything so well?

spoilerAre you 42?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I am, in fact, 42. And I finally understand it well enough to understand that I don’t understand anything at all.

OpenStars ,
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Ah, the true beginning of wisdom then! A bowl is most useful when empty, and so on.:-D

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Depends on whether you’re hungry…

Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill

OpenStars ,
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Naw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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In my humble assessment, that only helps if you follow it up by chewing and swallowing it.

OpenStars ,
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Just don’t put it back in the bowl after that:-).

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Unless it’s a toilet bowl…

OpenStars ,
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At which point we’re back to it being most better-er-est-ish for it to be empty! :-P

The power of flush compels it.:-D

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Sorry, the correct answer was “if it’s a toilet bowl, you shouldn’t be eating from it”

OpenStars ,
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Don’t tell me what to do! (Help, skibidi is holding me hostage!?) :-P

wildbus8979 , to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

Abraham certainly did not speak modern Hebrew. A language that was invented in the late 19th century to further the Zionist cause.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Revival_of_the_Hebrew_language

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Doesn’t matter what language he spoke (probably biblical Hebrew), he was a descendant from a people referred to as Hebrews (see Exodus 2:1-10).

gedaliyah ,
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Weird. Then why can I read the inscription in this photo of a text composed 3500 years ago? I guess some time traveler learned this totally invented 19th century language and taught it to the people back then, and also came up with Arabic and some other languages that are pretty closely related.

By the way, it says not to lie (although his hand is partly covering it).

NegativeLookBehind , to lemmyshitpost in Please clap
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I’ve done some crack climbing in my life, but never like this

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Might need a lot of lube for this one

NegativeLookBehind ,
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I use chalk

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Weird fetish but okay

cypherpunks , to lemmyshitpost in Please clap
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this meme using the verb found instead of reached is mildlyinfuriating

MacNCheezus OP ,
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No refunds.

Resol , to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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I thought he always Yiddished his coffee.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I don’t even know what that means, but you gave me a great idea for another meme.

Also, Yiddish originates from the Ashkenazi community in 9th century Europe, Moses certainly didn’t know anything about that.

Resol ,
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I was just trying to make a joke about a different language that was also written with the Hebrew script. Turns out it sounds terrible.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Oh vey, what a shonda…

Real talk though, that’s honestly quite fascinating, isn’t it. Yiddish is a Germanic language while Hebrew is Semitic. Those are two entirely different language families, yet both languages use the same letters.

Also, Finnish and Hungarian belong to a common family even though they read and sound entirely different and have little cultural and no geographic overlap.

Resol ,
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This is what keeps me up at night.

Cover_czar , to lemmyshitpost in Please clap
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I hate my mind

MacNCheezus OP ,
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With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah

Jumuta , to lemmyshitpost in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!

GenAI post 🤮

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Generic AI hating comment 🥱

ObviouslyNotBanana , to lemmyshitpost in Please clap
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Rock sliding into them DM’s

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Stupid sexy minerals

ObviouslyNotBanana , to lemmyshitpost in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!
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I think the actual story that Alex “I don’t get enough oxygen when I sleep” Jones fudged that conspiracy theory from is way more interesting than turning frogs gay.

The pesticide atrazine apparently can turn male frogs into females.

And yes, Alex Jones recently said that he suffers from oxygen deficiency when he sleeps because of his “freakishly big neck” (or whatever words he used) which gives him visions from god.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I believe that’s called sleep apnea

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Indeed. But he believes it’s visions from god. That’s the only reason I’ve worded it like that.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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TK420 ,

Visions from god (lol) or downloads from god? (Also lol)

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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He does sometimes call them downloads, true.

The_Picard_Maneuver , to lemmyshitpost in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!
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But look at how happy they are!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Good for them!

tygerprints ,

Well, they're gay ( as in the sense of being merry and light hearted).

cannibalkitteh , to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

Okay, you’ve found it, but would you hit it?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I would hit that so hard 😩

numberfour002 , to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

Appears to be a thicc chunk of moistandtite.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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They’re minerals, Marie!

Thassodar ,

Now how the hell do we get from under this damn dome?!

Wait

abbadon420 , to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

This should be crossposted to dadjokes (I don’t know how to link communities)

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I gotchu, fam.

Also, to link a community, just put a ! in front of the full name, like so: !dadjokes

lolrightythen , to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

Kudos in the caption!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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When making rock-related puns, you gotta be stone cold.

lolrightythen ,

This convo has been nagging at me all year. I should have responded in kind - and it should have been this

tygerprints , to lemmyshitpost in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!

Nope. No other animals except humans can be "gay." They often can be homosexual, however. Horses mount other male horses quite often and mules do also, and monkeys, chimps, dogs, ducks, geese, cats, etc all engage in homosexual behavior. It's as natural as breathing is.

But the term "gay" denotes a whole lifestyle built around a homosexual preference, and only humans make their lives exclusively about their sexual preferences. And I am not saying that all humans do that either, some do but many don't.

Some gay people make their whole lives about their homosexuality, and being "gay," but not every homosexual person does. For some of us, it's really just a sex preference, not a whole lifestyle, and that's also fine - to each his own. I'm just pointing out that other animals don't really have what can accurately be called "gay" lifestyles.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

tygerprints ,

Oh. Well in that case I'll have a Whopper and a side of McNuggets.

Fedizen ,

dang boy, are you some kind of person that dedicated your life to studying what some people believe about gay people?

tygerprints ,

No - well, maybe. I'm definitely an "overthinker" about everything. I did work with a human sexuality researcher for about eight years and found some interesting data and I did see a lot of research about gay vs. straight personalities. I guess I over think because, it's just who I am. So maybe yes. I've spend a long time considering what defines "gay" and what doesn't.....probably too much.

EndlessApollo , (edited )

Tell me, what exactly defines a “gay lifestyle”? Just having homosexual romantic and sexual preferences? Bc that’s not a lifestyle, that’s just how some people feel, same way you probably have heterosexual preferences. Lifestyle is a choice, attraction isn’t. There’s really nothing more to it than that, gay is a state of being, not choices you make. Never seen anyone try to define gay like you do, let alone gay people

Edit just saw some of your other comments on the matter, you’re definitely not a homophobe. I removed a more confrontational part of my comment

tygerprints ,

Right exactly - to me, having sexual preference (as a male) for other males, is just a "preference," not a lifestyle as you say. I mean I did have hetero sex up until my mid-20s, and then it all changed. So it's not like I don't find females attractive or have desires for them, but they aren't my primary "preference."

And I like your definition of Lifestyle being a choice, while attraction isn't. I agree with that totally. But I think there is always some element of choice involved in deciding to live a certain way, as flamoyantly out of the closet, or in your face about being gay, or being closeted, or just being neutral...and much of the choice comes from how you honestly feel about yourself.

I'm not a homophobe at all, I'm glad you could see that. I mean I'm gay but it's always been to me, a huge blessing and I've always tried to encourage others to see it that way. However - I am very open about discussing issues about gayness, and sometimes that comes across as being somehow anti-gay or not fully accepting. And I hope that is not how I come across.

EndlessApollo ,

You’re not wrong about being out or closeted both being a lifestyle choice, I hadn’t really thought of it that way. I initially thought you were conflating being gay with engaging with gay culture, which wasn’t what was going on. Sorry if I came across as aggressive earlier, there’s def nothing wrong with talking about gay stuff :3

tygerprints ,

Actually to me I don't really see why people conflate being gay with gay culture - although I guess it's obvious that they would, it just doesn't always apply to most people. For me, anyway, being homo attracted means just that - it's just what my sexuality is, not what I do with my free time (I mean I don't seek out movies or books or beaches or bars that are gay, but that's just me).

I have friends whose whole lives are built around their same-sex attraction, who dress flamboyantly and do the whole rainbow decor thing and always want to go do a gay-oriented thing when we go out. I'm fine with that, but it seems like those of us who just want to lead a very boring "not in your face" life don't get the same kind of respect.

Anyway thanks for the feedback and responses. I think we're really on the same wavelength, maybe I could have worded my initial statement more clearly.

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