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over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved

People can eat dandelions. So, free food? Where?

themeatbridge ,

You can eat dandelion greens, but be careful where you pick them. Some people use pesticides for spiders and ticks around their homes, or weed-killers. You can also boil the greens and flowers to make tea.

over_clox ,

People that are too lazy or can’t afford to cut their lawn typically also can’t or don’t care to afford pesticides.

Edit: I’ll eat the spiders too.

Eatspancakes84 ,

Not (frequently) mowing your lawn is one of the best things you can do for your local bee population. Dandelions and other meadow flowers are great sources of nutrition for them. Obviously, don’t use pesticides either.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

So maybe I get a yummy meal, maybe I just fucking die?

I’ll roll those dice.

over_clox ,

I’m not in Australia. The only spiders I know of that might nest under a dandelion are small American jumping spiders.

They’re effectively harmless, and honestly I wouldn’t eat them, as they are our cute 8 legged kittens that eat the other bugs out there.

Look first, if no bugs or spiders, then free dandelion food yo! 👍

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

I might even get a little protein too?

over_clox ,

The spiders are optional. Honestly, you’re more likely to encounter their egg sack under a dandelion than the actual mother spider, unless you pluck them early in the morning dew when momma spider might be at home…

trxxruraxvr ,

Eating the spiders is not an issue. Eating pesticides that people use against spiders is.

over_clox ,

In my area, when people don’t cut their lawns, they damn sure ain’t paying for pesticides.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

I don’t use pesticides, but when my dogs start coming inside with ticks, I spray flea and tick killer in their fenced area. I imagine others probably do the same.

over_clox ,

Yeah, people that can afford fences can usually also afford to tend to their lawn. Not everyone can afford such luxuries, many folks can just barely afford dog food, to feed their security guard animal.

over_clox , (edited )

Also, you let your dogs inside? We had a large doghouse and like a 200 foot cable runner.

Edit: Only our cats were allowed inside.

themeatbridge ,

Almost all of our spiders are completely harmless. Even the black widow and brown recluse are not as dangerous as people think.

We spray for bugs because people don’t want house spiders in their house.

pseudo ,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

Come discuss at !foragingI’ve eaten dandelion before and I’m still hear to tell the story. I’ve made side dish of the stem. And it taste good. It’s a vegetable without a strong taste.
The leaves are grow and sell as salad even if it is not as common as lettuce. It has much more flavour than to stem.

rayyy ,

Dandelion leaves can be bitter but some people actually cannot taste bitter. One way to reduce the bitter taste is to pick the youngest and fastest growing leaves out of direct sunlight, as sun exposure increases bitterness.

pseudo ,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

Sure but it will still have bitterness and that’s what there is to like about this type of salad

Slovene ,

The whole dandelion is edible. Flower too. I don’t know about the parachutes though.

eager_eagle ,
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Iheartcheese , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Worked in animal crossing

DarkCloud , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

Trump’s new political party is far worse, he’s basing it around revenge…

…google “Trump Lemon Party” for pictures of the event launch held last Saturday night.

MoonJellyfish OP ,
@MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today avatar

Searched using duckduckgo with safe search feature off. Found only pictures of Trump and few of lemons.

chemicalwonka , to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Empire (aka USA) in one pic

xavier666 , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

Oh, you mean this rule allows Trump to walk out of jail? I must tell others.

kibiz0r , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

I’m more concerned about the earlier spikes. You good, internet?

Decoy321 ,

I know you’re joking, but for anyone genuinely curious, those correspond to news updates about the trial. It’s been going on for a month and a half, after all.

Kowowow , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

Why did it go back up?

MystikIncarnate ,
MindTraveller , to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom

Fuck your generative AI garbage

JudahBenHur ,

hear hear

saltesc , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

Well done, shitposters. Well done.

Colour_me_triggered , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

Jesus, now that you have posted that, the head weasels won’t let me not Google it.

:(

Arondeus ,

I did. XD. I did it on duckduckgo with safe search turned off and didn’t even find anything. Was a little disappointed tbh. Apparently nobody wants to see porn of Trump. But rule 34 states that if it exists theres porn of it. So if there’s no porn of Trump does that mean he’s not even real? o.O

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

There are 384 pornographic drawings of donald trump on rule34.paheal.net

Kaboom ,

Thank you, I will go bleach my brain now.

MystikIncarnate ,

That link is staying blue.

harmsy ,

It’s a link to the website’s front page, not the offending images.

MystikIncarnate ,
Psythik ,

Bruh this is one of the most well-known porn sites in existence. Don’t pretend like you’ve never heard of it. (You might be one of today’s lucky 10,000, I suppose.)

MystikIncarnate ,

I would be one of the lucky 10,000. But I’ll pass this time. I know plenty of porn sites (youporn, pornhub, etc… Most of the well known ones), but that one is new. I’ll pass for now. Maybe later, ok?

Psythik ,

You’ve seriously never been there? It’s a staple of internet porn, along with the porntubes like XVideos and PornHub.

If you can’t find it anywhere else, you can find it on rule34.paheal. Only downside is that it’s mostly pictures/drawings. There are some videos but they tend to be short animations.

MystikIncarnate ,

Rule 34 has never been my kink. So I haven’t sought this particular flavor of porn.

BlueMagma ,

I clicked and got redirected to france gov website telling me this website contains pedopornography. I’m not going to investigate to find out if it’s true, please remove the link.

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Seems my comment got removed, probably for the best

Zink ,

When I read your post I saw the “head weasels” as a few tiny little cute C-suite assholes wearing little suits. They’ve been the top dogs (tiny ones) for so long that they’re completely out of touch with the ordinary fuzzball.

But yeah a different interpretation makes much more sense in context.

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Weasels aren’t dogs. They’re both caniformes so I understand the mistake, but I thought it best that you be made aware.

Zink ,

See now THAT part was metaphorical unlike the literal treatment I gave everything else, lol.

nek0d3r , to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom
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Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

What’s that from? Food Wars? I dont remember this scene lol

Bgugi ,

Assassination classroom.

Kraven_the_Hunter , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

Why would liberals care if you post this? They’re the ones that don’t give a shit what your kink is.

Seraph ,
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

Because if you tell a conservative this line they're way more likely to do it.

drzoidberg ,
@drzoidberg@lemmy.world avatar

And we’ve been trolling cons for like a full day with this. I did this to my trump loving aunt on her Facebook. She got super mad and deleted me off Facebook. She was the last holdout that refused to unfriend me no matter what I commented on her brain dead posts.

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

Congrats!

Yeah, the trial verdict really pisses off conservatives. A coworker was a Nikki Haley supporter. I thought she’d be annoyed, but not too angry, because I thought she’d given up on Trump. Wrong!

She usually knows better than to talk politics with me, but she had to vent about the Trump trial. Of course, she blamed everyone but him.

To avoid making her even angrier, I pretended to remain neutral, claiming that I didn’t know much and hadn’t really been following the trial, but secretly I was enjoying every bit of her Fox News-parroting tantrum. She’s good at her job, but a malleable idiot when it comes to politics.

NoIWontPickAName ,

Same, walking into work this morning, guy says something about them fucking trump over and then asks what I think about trump and I tell him he doesn’t want to know, it’s a five minute walk from there to where we work in the building.

grue ,

To avoid making her even angrier

Stop doing that; she doesn’t deserve it. Moreover, excessive tolerance is how we got into this mess.

saltesc ,

It’s true. If they’re so easily manipulated, they’ll follow suit with the masses if enough of the other side are there and loud enough.

Though, I also blame that tactic for how divided the US seems to be in general.

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

I see your point, but when I have to work side by side with someone for several hours, I prefer that they not be seething at me lol

grue ,

I mean, it’s risky, but if you do it right maybe you could trigger her enough to blow up and get fired without getting in trouble yourself? Fascist fucks deserve that, too.

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Nah, she’ll call harassment of her beliefs or something and twist so OP is the bad guy.

asteriskeverything ,

Lol yeah keyword there is coworker though.

There are fantastic ways to politely and without any blame making people feel stupid enough to shut up, or make them backpedal and change the subject. Knowing your audience helps too, who else is there and what their politics are. I don’t think that comes naturally to anyone really though. Not most.

Kaboom ,

Is not knowing about rule 34 a bad thing? I kinda feel like only internet addicts really know about it.

Ajen ,

I mean, Lemmy is basically an internet addict support group.

Blackmist ,

And are we talking about the liberals the conservatives hate or the liberals the tankies hate?

frankenswine , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

bonk!

gravitas_deficiency , to lemmyshitpost in Liberals don't want you to google this

Huehuehue

darvocet ,

Hey Mr. Rogen, I love your work!

ShitOnABrick , to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

You pop those in an air fryer and I imagine they’ll be bloody banging

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Add some baked beans for bullets (and Lemmy cred), make stickmen out of fries and slather them in ketchup, boom, you got a proper massacre for your hunger

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