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Tylerdurdon , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Should have gone with Genevieve, way more modern.

explodicle ,

That’s hard to spell

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

OK, Jazzmyn.

SuddenDownpour , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Enough talk about trans rights, it’s time to talk about trans wrongs /s

Frozengyro ,

But first, let’s discuss the right and wrong trans wrongs.

The right trans wrongs: coming from a place of deep respect for you as a friend, Mildred is not the right name for you

The wrong trans wrongs: how many American conservatives ready trans individuals

Amir ,
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

Can we talk about trans lefts instead?

Mac ,

I personally think we should discuss trans stayeds.

captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are geriatric names coming back? Are we going to have a generation of Gladyses and Eustices?

cm0002 ,

Eustices

That’s it, I’m gettin me mallet!

PhlubbaDubba ,

Is it bad that my first thought was Eustice Kidd from One Piece?

Keep that boy away from magnets and we should all be fine!

AFC1886VCC ,

Stupid dog!!!

Praxis ,

Ah, a fan of the Ace Attorney Investigations fan translations, I see /j

PhlubbaDubba ,

I mean I want to name my first son Abe, but that’s because it was my grandfather’s americanized name (Ibrahim)

I think some geriatric sounding names are still respectable sounding enough to stand as good names for kids today. Dot and Conny I think would be good ones for girls and those are nicknames for Dorothy and Constance.

ThatOrangeBird ,

Looks like it. Names like Eleanor, Hazel, Lillian, Ellie and even Millie are in the top 100 baby names this year, and a couple of them are in the top 20 in the U.S.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

It’s called the 100-year rule.

All the common names we grew up with were retro to our parents, and names we think are just so boomer are probably going to be our grandkids’ names.

DMBFFF ,
@DMBFFF@lemmy.world avatar

Bernice

vimeo.com/207020938

4:05

mal3oon ,

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FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t have a crazy or funny outline for you, but when it comes to humor and Wikipedia, almost every single act of pettiness on this very long page is pretty damn funny.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars

The best one actually has its own separate article dedicated to its pettiness:

Star Trek (I/i)nto Darkness

Main article: Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness debate

Is it “Into” or “into”? A simple capitalized letter led to, as xkcd neatly summed up, “Forty thousand words of debate”, before suggesting the “compromise” solution of “* StAr TrEk InTo DaRkNeSs *”. Here’s what the horrifying talk page looked like when the xkcd comic was published. A summary of the results was necessary to keep things sane. And that’s over three months before the film’s opening. Starfleet representatives have neglected to comment.

boatsnhos931 , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Definitely not going to pass, automatic red flag

Rolando , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Mildred sounds like a lot of fun.

  • is the chief wit at her monthly book club, where everyone is a published author
  • serves tea with strange flavors that you’ll never taste again (and leave you feeling a little… dizzy)
  • can tell you your future just by talking with you for 5 minutes - with 90% accuracy
  • understands that the 1980 BBC miniseries of Pride & Prejudice is the best Austen adaptation ever
  • knows more about gardening than most horticulturists
  • when she insults you, you don’t realize it until weeks later.
Marleyinoc , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Maybe it’s the meaning. Just looked it up: Mildred means “gentle strength.” I’m warming up to it.

isthingoneventhis ,

And Milly is a p sweet nickname

dreugeworst , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

my only criticism is that it isn’t old-fashioned enough. if we’re reaching back to old names, why not go all the way and pick a name like Ælfgifu

PhlubbaDubba ,

Too difficult for the clerk to find a keyboard with anglo saxon accomodative keyboard shortcuts.

They’d get Aelfig

name_NULL111653 ,

Yes, please! What I’d give to see generation of Çeowulfs, Ælfgifus, Freyjas, Thorrs and Ragnars.

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Elon?

pastabatman , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

When I was in school the kids with the weird names were either picked on or they were super cool and popular. Their parents had no idea which one they were going to be when they chose the name.

Your friend has the benefit of knowing who she is already. If she knows she’s going rock it, then go Mildred.

Etterra ,

You’re usually fine if you’ve got a biblically significant name. Many of those have staying power. Adam, Joshua, David, Samuel, Michael, Rebecca, John, Mary, Paul, etc. not all of them work though, and it varies by culture. “Jesus” is really coming in Spanish but almost unheard of in English (American POV).

Alatain ,
@Alatain@lemmy.world avatar

That is a bit of a selection bias. What you are effectively saying is “the biblical names that have survived to today have staying power”.

But even that isn’t true here as almost all of the names you cite are significantly different now than their original forms. Looking at your list we have Yeshua, Shemuel, Mikael, Rivka, Yohanan, Miriam, and Paulus. Adam is mostly the same, as is David (with a bit of an accent difference), but the rest didn’t exactly emerge as they were.

meliaesc ,

My son is named Jericho 🤷🏽‍♀️

Holzkohlen ,

Jerry

meliaesc ,

Funnily enough, I looked up “Jerry” and it has a different origin, also biblical.

Short form of Jeremiah or Jeremy, which are from the Hebrew Yirmiyahu meaning “sent by God” or “appointed by God”.

HonoraryMancunian , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Mildred is the worst… witch

xia , to lemmyshitpost in Why did he do this though

…but aren’t the gray bubbles the ones she is sending from her phone?

oehm ,

No on iPhones the blue or green bubbles are your texts

xia ,

I’m confused… wasn’t there a big stir about green bubbles being the lowly Android peasants?

joyjoy ,

The green bubbles means you aren’t texting an iPhone user and it wasn’t sent via iMessage.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

One thing I can confirm is that you are very confused.

shinratdr ,
@shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes but it doesn’t brand the other person, the colour is to inform the sender that the message they sent is either an iMessage (blue) or an SMS (green).

It wasn’t intended to be some class system. When the iPhone launched, it only supported SMS and all texts were green. They wanted to differentiate iMessage conversations when they launched that a few years later, but still use the same client so people were more likely to use it. That way you know you can use more features but you also know you need a data connection. This was an important distinction when most people still had plans that had minutes, quantities of texts, and limited or no data. Also if a iMessage fails, it automatically uses SMS fallback. It’s important to know when that happens too. Colour was just a very obvious way to indicate that.

The reason iPhone users don’t like green bubble conversations now is mostly because SMS just doesn’t support all the iMessage features like higher quality pictures, video, tapback, inline reply, stickers, etc. It also is lowest common denominator for a group thread, so one person without iMessage causes the whole thread to revert to SMS.

homicidalrobot ,

You have fallen for the actual lies. iMessage doesn’t have higher quality video or images, it trashes the quality of MMS for no reason. Have a green bubble friend send you the exact same image on imessage and email it to you/send it on discord/whatever. It destroys the quality. Any other messaging app or even the default messages app on most phones won’t degrade quality like this, even on cell data; it’s being artificially degraded to make you believe iMessage has something other messaging apps don’t. There is no magical picture beautifier in imessage.

You quite literally have to turn off the “fuck up my videos and images” setting to even get decent video from other imessage users.

shinratdr ,
@shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

It absolutely does have higher quality video & photos than MMS. MMS does not have a clear public spec, and carriers/phones/OSes apply size limits for videos and pictures, and these limits are inconsistent at best. They are all quite low though, here is an Android Police article discussing it: androidpolice.com/why-text-message-videos-look-bl…

It’s not entirely dissimilar to email. It’s a bad idea to send an attachment over 15-20MB not because email can’t handle it, but because at some point in the chain something might have a limit that says that’s too much.

You are correct though that Apple does just crank it down to shit 3GPP level (I assume the baseline of the spec) and call it a day because they don’t care about SMS/MMS. Why would they, even Android users all use WhatsApp so it barely matters.

Obviously there is no “picture beautifier”, whatever the hell that means. I never said or implied that. iMessage movies & pictures are just less compressed than MMS ones, even between non-Apple MMS devices. Is it less compression than other over-the-top messaging apps? Depends on the app, but nowadays probably not.

homicidalrobot , (edited )

MMS video file size has a default limit set by your provider. However, basically every phone has RCS available by default these days - which will be used in these cases automatically, within the same messages app - except when Apple refuses to allow it because of cross platform interaction.

You stated that iMessage provided this benefit, and it doesn’t; it isolates this benefit from being used. “Depends on the app” is just false. It’s “depends on the hardware” - google messages even recently expanded RCS support to phones that didn’t support it for one reason or another it in April. These data limitations haven’t been saving people from issues for over a decade, you’re conveying outdated takes.

shinratdr ,
@shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

RCS is already live in the US for iOS 18 Beta users, and will come to all iPhones in 2 months. It’s also an awful spec, you don’t have to dig far to find that. Operators have basically just farmed out implementation of it to Google.

I don’t know why you’re trying to pick a fight. It’s a simple fact. MMS was the standard for years, and iMessage compressed photos & videos less than that. RCS is now coming, flawed as it is.

End of story. It’s just one in a list of many features that made iMessage popular, all implemented years before RCS was a thing. You can move on to complaining about something else on a platform you don’t use and don’t care about.

homicidalrobot ,

You are literally falling for snake oil lmao

funkless_eck ,

no? just look at your phone

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Look at his android to answer a question about iPhones?

funkless_eck ,

I meant the side. One’s own messages are always on the right.

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

Except maybe in RTL layouts

Venator ,

Looks like fb messenger to me, but not sure since it’s not dark theme.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

Hey that’s my car.

PythagreousTitties ,

Hi Mom!

littletranspunk , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

honk

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

oh my godddd, fuckkkkk 😩

Lightor ,

My stomach hurts real bad

LeroyJenkins ,

try tums or Alka Seltzer

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

might wanna get your prostate checked out by a doctor

Frozengyro , to lemmyshitpost in Why did he do this though

‘what happened’

‘take a wild guess!’

spujb , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

*better

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