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toomanypancakes , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets
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Ooh, don’t do meth kids.

thefartographer ,

Look, don’t do any kids, no matter what drugs they’re on!

kerrigan778 , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Mildred is iffy but Millie is an adorable name.

Yoooooooo , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

Pure Michigan

Delphia , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

I used to like the Chrysler 300, then I saw the kind of people who buy them.

Edit: Not a racial thing. Im Australia they became popular with people who really arent tough but want people to think they are… white guys who think because they smoke weed that they are essentially Pablo Escobar. Guys who have a motorbike licence and a 500cc commuter bike but 9 Sons of Anarchy hoodies. Guys who have a “Only god can judge me” tattoo but also some minor convictions from a local court magistrate who it turns out can judge them.

PP_BOY_ ,
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I don’t think you intended this to be as racist as it sounds but holy shit this sounds so fucking racist.

nomous ,

I had a (white) friend who had a pretty nice one, rims and tinted windows, heated seats, it was a nice car for a Chrysler. He said he got stopped constantly for made up reasons but they would inevitably let him go when they realized it was a 30yr old nerd and not normally “kind of people who buy them.”

He ended up selling the car and getting a mustang.

SOMETHINGSWRONG ,

I gotta disagree fam, white boys and black boys alike adore this car for some weird reason and they are always the trashiest people you’ll ever meet. They don’t have to be poor to be trashy either.

DannyMac ,

Juggalos and juggalettes?

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

He seems like a fun guy to have at the local orgy.

stoicmaverick , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.

Num10ck ,

what if a wasted justin timberlake did?

stoicmaverick ,

I’d call the cops. Nobody is above the law.

spujb ,

it would ruin the tour

joshoff ,

Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink

PP_BOY_ , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets
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Hey OP, if you’re gonna take a pic of my ride, it’s common courtesy to censor the license plate.

WeirdGoesPro ,
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While I agree that censoring the plate is courteous, I don’t think that is how this car in particular is most likely to be identified. /s

PP_BOY_ ,
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It’s the bumper, isn’t it? I’ve been meaning to get it repainted but times are tough, y’know?

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Maybe stop going to all those ICP concerts and you’d have some money?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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…better now?

Noite_Etion , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets
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This just screams to cops, pull me over!

We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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A good way to waste their time if you can manage to stay clean

GBU_28 ,

If you.put.this shit on your car, chances are you don’t manage.

niktemadur ,

Also a waste of your own time. Double edged sword. Unless you like sitting and waiting under flickering fluorescent lighting for your cavity search.

prettybunnys ,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

VelvetStorm , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

I’ve noticed a trend with trans women picking the stupidest names, and idk why. Like I kinda get Mildred because it’s a classic name and has a cute nickname. So it stands to reason maybe she has a family member that was a huge influence on her so she wants to honor her with that name but why the fuck do people pick names like Lola.

ikidd ,
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“Lexi”

Donkter ,

See, “Lexathoidiopterix” is just not a great name though.

Slovene ,

“Belle”

Godnroc ,

So her lips can taste like cherry cola.

VelvetStorm ,

Is that a reference to something I am too old to understand?

ValenThyme , (edited )

Lola by The Kinks in 1970,

The song details a romantic encounter in a SOHO bar between a young man and the eponymous Lola, who is possibly a trans woman or cross-dresser.

one of the lyrics references her cola tasting lips

VelvetStorm ,
ValenThyme ,

that’s the one yup

VelvetStorm ,

Holy crap how did I never know that! That is by far and away my favorite scene in futurama. Thank you for showing me this it gives me a whole new appreciation for this joke. Tbh, I assumed it was just a joke on all the Shatner spoken word versions of songs.

Slovene ,

Tbh, I assumed it was just a joke on all the Shatner spoken word versions of songs.

It is:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KXSWx5Q2XCo

jbk ,

small office home office bar 😍😍

then_three_more ,

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, Except for Lola

Akasazh ,
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Is the nickname Milly?

VelvetStorm ,

I believe that is but I could be wrong as there are some crazy nick names out there like Peggy for Margaret.

Akasazh ,
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That’s exactly why I asked

anti ,

Dredicus.

hemko ,

No, Kevin

Machinist ,
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My great grandmothers were: Lola, Layla, Eula, Lulua. For real. They were born around 1900.

We have a cat named Lulu.

Manalith ,

And I bet Eula never even read any EULAs

Slovene ,

One of your great-grandmothers got Clapton on his knees.

Amanduh ,

Lola is a song talking about a trans woman so…

kwking13 , to lemmyshitpost in Why did he do this though

How old is this cousin? Maybe they don’t know how to deal with difficult information yet

LodeMike OP , to lemmyshitpost in Why did he do this though

Yeah I feel like they’re 10 or 11

baatliwala ,

Can confirm my 11 year old cousin sends messages like that

robocall , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred
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I knew an old lady that has since died, her first name was Mildred. She went by her middle name because even when she was a kid, Mildred was perceived as an unattractive name.

Hackworth ,

Mildreds out here, tryin ta take ‘Mildred’ back, and y’all throwin shade like people ain’t have to live with dumbass fuckin names like Mildred. Leave Mildreds alone! They’ve got enough to deal with. Wait, they chose Mildred, like as an adult? In the present? Pfft.

Lightor , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

On a Chrysler 300, his grandma know he did this to her car?

DrDominate ,
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That is the grandma

match ,
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Dom Granny “The Armwarmer” Juggalo

HubertManne ,

that car is your granmas

postmateDumbass ,

They would have gone for the Ford Five Hundred but they ran out of lube.

Diplomjodler3 , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

I believe exactly one of those statements.

bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets
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wordington driver

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