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Tylerdurdon ,

As a kid, that was easily one of the scariest movies I ran across.

Tylerdurdon ,

What do you mean? What could go wrong? It’s only 3-mile Island. I’m sure the patches they apply to the control rod computers will be double checked extra closely. Don’t worry!

PS - I live elsewhere

Tylerdurdon ,

Real class act, Vance. This is who I want representing all of us. Seems perfectly fit to be 1 heart beat away from president.

Tylerdurdon ,

Another good decision by Intel execs. /s

Tylerdurdon ,

See? AI creates jobs! Granted, it’s specialized mop up situations, but jobs!

It’ll be even more interesting in the future! Every now and then a T1000 will lose all hydraulic fluids right out it’s prosthetic anus and they’ll need someone there with a mop and bucket! Our economy lives on…

Tylerdurdon ,

Maybe less glare from reflection of sunlight?

Tylerdurdon ,

And as we saw in documentaries, the only plane that flew over US skies after 9/11 was one to get the Saudi families out. What will this new evidence do? The same thing it has done for the last 17 years: nothing.

Tylerdurdon ,

Huh. I guess it wasn’t a documentary or a reputable source that I heard that from. Apparently it never happened and it was of those things I learned which never got properly debunked. It was a long time ago and there was a LOT of misinformation during and right after about 9/11.

Thanks for updating me on that.

Tylerdurdon OP ,

Interesting, thank you!

Tylerdurdon ,

So inventive these guys. If only we could harness that ingenuity for the common good instead, it would have a huge impact.

The church was named Good News. Hundreds of members died in a cult massacre that haunts survivors (apnews.com)

Shukran Karisa Mangi always showed up drunk at work, where he dug up the bodies of doomsday cult members buried in shallow graves. But the alcohol couldn’t numb his shock the morning he found the body of a close friend, whose neck had been twisted so severely that his head and torso faced opposite directions....

Tylerdurdon ,

Oh man, I was thinking this was some historical piece on a cult I hadn’t heard of, but this is happening right now! It’s very sad that people can be so far gone and commit horrendous deeds.

Tylerdurdon ,

I wonder if they shaved him before or during the shoe rack, and is he eating out of a crock? This seems like a Southpark episode for some reason. Next they’re going to say he snuck an amusement park in…

Tylerdurdon ,

Well that’s good. I think they all need to identify themselves like this. I’d pay into a fund for postage.

Tylerdurdon ,

Don’t worry, the dream lives on!

VancesCouchSloppySeconds.com is still available!!!

Tylerdurdon ,

Does it have loud, annoying, drunkard camping neighbors that you have to slaughter at 4:46am because your character will crash his campervan the next day if they don’t sleep?

Tylerdurdon ,

I guess that’s a “no.”

Tylerdurdon ,

That guy has a spider fetish. I’m not sure black widows even eat pasta.

Tylerdurdon ,

I can understand how the guidance systems being still controlled by NATO satellites/support mechanisms would be considered a different level for them, but is it just more sabre rattling? That’s the question.

Tylerdurdon ,

I’m a way… Yes. He’s such a creeper none of the ladies will let him eat their cats.

Tylerdurdon ,

I’ll give it a shot. Seems interesting to have something USB powered that can solder.

The olimex company just announced the: RVPC - a kit PC with a RISC-V CPU, and they say it'll cost US$1 (olimex.wordpress.com)

It will support PS/2 keyboards and VGA. Intended to be a learning platform for RISC-V coding, it’s only got 2k of RAM. (I tried finding a 3rd party source for this announcement but I struck out, so I’m linking the actual olimex webpage. Not affiliated with them, just thought this looked neat.)

Tylerdurdon ,

While I understand some of the hate in the thread, I appreciate someone creating something for us old timers. Working within the constraints of a system and making things work was a real satisfying experience.

Tylerdurdon ,

That looks good

Tylerdurdon ,

I understand about relieving duty for the lying, but they say she had a Starlink dish and that bandwidth is to be maintained for the ship. This is a separate and distinct side channel, it wouldn’t affect ship bandwidth.

Tylerdurdon ,

Ah, didn’t know that

Tylerdurdon ,

Go Bernie. I would still vote for you.

Tylerdurdon ,

Otters are not built for speed on land. If you’ve seen one run, you know it’s and awkward hop-hop-hop movement. This lady couldn’t outrun them? Law of nature comes into play I guess.

Tylerdurdon , (edited )

Huh, I didn’t know that. I couldn’t see anything in that article so just used what I had seen. Thanks for the info.

Tylerdurdon ,

…Cardenas was subject to a strip search by prison officials, drug and pregnancy tests, X-ray and CT scans at a hospital, and another strip search by a male doctor who sexually violated her, a lawsuit said.

I mean, where was she going to hide stuff, folks? X-ray and CT and you still felt the need to go deep in the holiest of holies? She deserves every penny.

Tylerdurdon ,

So then… Laxative and boner-pill ads all day long? Maybe mix in some Geritol here and there?

Tylerdurdon ,

Heinz would be proud

Tylerdurdon ,

I mean, it’s still only 75% solved.

Tylerdurdon ,

The design is very human… Whoop, too human

Tylerdurdon ,

You better hope you’re not a customer’s neighbor.

Tylerdurdon ,

That guy epitomizes everything that went wrong with Iraq and the Nixon administration. I wouldn’t believe there’s anything good about him until now.

Any observation can be turned into an interesting question.

I frequently post in AskLemmy so I think about questions a lot. For example, I was thinking about this in the shower and I was thinking “I really like this handmade soap. It’s much better than the usual stuff we get” and then I came up with a related question: “What is something that you would rather buy handmade instead...

Tylerdurdon ,

My handmade soap is the best. Just ask around.

Tylerdurdon ,

But slower than chronography.

Tylerdurdon ,

Money has been spent, budgets committed, etc. Think of it like steering a large ship. You may turn the wheel immediately, but the ship will take time to adjust it’s course.

Tylerdurdon ,

It takes time for approvals and the general clusterfuck of decision-making. I’m not defending it, just what I see.

Tylerdurdon ,

Well of course it’s a joke.

Tylerdurdon ,

So they have a functioning government again to call a state of emergency? I thought it was zombie apocalypse over there.

Tylerdurdon ,

He should feel like a proud papa. Hell, they should call it RFK jr.

Tylerdurdon ,

Oh good, I wouldn’t want to escape the barrage of ads, ever.

Federal judge rejects Donald Trump’s request to intervene in wake of hush money conviction (apnews.com)

A federal judge on Tuesday swiftly rejected Donald Trump’s request to intervene in his New York hush money criminal case, spurning the former president’s attempt at an end-run around the state court where he was convicted and is set to be sentenced in two weeks....

Tylerdurdon , (edited )

Walls are closing Donny… They’re closing in!

Tylerdurdon ,

The secret is thyme. Low and slow of course, 225 degrees until it reaches about 198, then pull it, wrap it, and let it sit for an hour so the fat can melt right into the meat. Your guests will declare you a culinary genius.

Tylerdurdon ,
  • automation by companies so they can "streamline"their workforces.
  • innovation by “teaching” it enough to solve bigger problems (cancer, climate, etc).
  • creating a sentient species that is the next evolution of life and watching it systematically eradicate every last human to save the planet.
Tylerdurdon ,

Skynet for the win!

Tylerdurdon ,

Would you feel warmer if you were cooked? I’m not sure you’d feel much of anything, myself.

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