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SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

It’s not funny that they’ve made the M&M’s basically unfuckable now, I haven’t been fully erect for a year now.

LodeMike OP , (edited )

Says the guy with “Cum” in their name.

And I did say craziest in the title.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

ask him what his stance on OSHA is (he’s against it), and it terrifies me for what his sexual practices must be.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Why would they ask if you’ve already answered?

Spoiler alert, my dude.

Plum ,
@Plum@lemmy.world avatar

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

nothing ,

…Or guilty enough

wunami ,
@wunami@lemmy.world avatar

Guess we found Tucker Carlson’s lemmy account.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

What do you mean? That yellow M&M as totally fuckable!

Exusia ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

And after they took away the basketball bunnies fat tits! Man just can’t win in this world!

x4740N ,

You still terrified of OSHA and guard rails

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Those weren’t M&Ms you were eating, silly. They don’t even make blue M&Ms.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Have you ever seen an M&M’s blue waffle?

can , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

Why is it number 1 though

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Because unfuckablizing the god damn green M&M is the most heinous of their crimes.

LodeMike OP ,

Reverse chronological order?

i_stole_ur_taco ,

It’s in order of how impactful it is on the whole as a whole, I imagine.

LodeMike OP , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

I am actually kind of bummed that nobody’s answering the question :(

proctonaut ,

It’s not really something I look for or pay attention to when I see it. It’s something fun to keep an eye out for from now on though.

LodeMike OP ,

Happy Cake Day!

Still bummed.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/45b7516d-3e71-474f-bc58-667967eb6087.png

LodeMike OP ,

Lol. Cuba?

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859)

Not to be confused with Pig War (2026)

Blackmist ,

The Nic Cage sequel we need.

lugal ,

Read the rules! No spoilers in this community! Most of us are living in 2023 or 2024 and don’t want to know what happens later yet

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I smoke a mixture of delirant herbs and dry industrial detergents to gain these insights. I’m no stanky time traveller.

intensely_human ,

Deleriant visions are considered equivalent to time travel under the SPARS Act of 2027. Under the Ex Post Facto Act of 2035 that gives me the authority to arrest you right now.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

I love Wikipedia

Hupf ,

What did you just call me‽

SwordInStone ,

I’m bummed almost no-one (including you) is posting links

brbposting , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

I have 80,000 submissions for you

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1d4de6f3-a318-4dbc-8ef0-46c8ff2b3782.jpeg

LodeMike OP ,

Hm

clearedtoland ,

That was an unexpectedly titillating and insightful read.

Agent641 ,

Udder titstorm

SkunkWorkz ,

This is that admin Neelix:

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FXrZjUVcI0cqcg%2Fgiphy.gif

whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

I really swing between VOY being peak Trek or the worst.

Hadriscus ,

“a trip down mammary lane” 😂😂😂 good lord

slaacaa , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/507e22b7-5ab9-4b68-af02-c26ebbb75aae.jpeg

(not the craziest, but could only find this one)

Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fd9399ed-1a74-447e-ac04-2708b4c1f7a7.jpeg

TheKMAP ,

M&Ms

United States

Military History the United States during World War II

Adolf Hitler

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

I got Spartathlon from random:

Royal Air Force

Hitler

ChilledPeppers ,

I got wire swiss: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wire_Swiss

Germany

Hitler.

perviouslyiner , (edited )

A shorter path would be M&M’s (colour changes) -> Brown (uniform colour) -> Adolf Hitler

TheKMAP ,

This guy Hitlers

MadBob ,

Hitler? Hardly know her!

TheKMAP , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

Fake.

www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/…/ibkodgg/

Skua , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

I like this one, but to be fair the article it is summarising was never not going to be a little silly

authorinthedark ,

is that the bird http one?

Skua ,

IP over avian carriers, yes

Okokimup , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

If the cat has the self-control to not touch the chicken, we can trust it with the nuclear codes.

Sadrockman ,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

But he will still knock everything off the presidential desk,tho.

OttoVonNoob , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024

I missed out on Rotissary chicken most of my life. I always viewed it as processed unhealthy McDonald’s style crap. My wife loved them , so I finnally lookes at the ingredients label and nutritional label. In Canada atleast, Walmart and Safeways Chickens are as if you roasted the chicken yourself. All natural spices and no random preserve chemicals.

atro_city , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024

Might as well just vote for Literally Anybody Else

popekingjoe , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

Man… This… This is a proper shitpost.

HKPiax , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024
@HKPiax@lemmy.world avatar

And a funny hard hat

nailingjello , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024

Reminds me of the South Park Fantastic Easter Special episode where the rabbit ends up being Pope since they knew that man could be corrupted, but bunnies were pure.

Except cats can be assholes, so might not be the best comparison.

PopcornPrincess ,

But he is offering you chicken (not eating it). You can trust.

bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

*on pollos

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