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MrScottyTay , to programmerhumor in How it goes

Fuck coffee, swap that with food or just water or something, then it’s right for me.

Pfnic ,

Yeah I don’t get it either… Everybody at the office seems addicted to coffee and I just am there for the social ritual but almost never drink it when wfh

kittehx , to programmerhumor in Spent 10 minutes debugging...
@kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Only 10 minutes? Those are rookie numbers

DahGangalang ,

Or pro numbers, depending on how you look at it.

blahsay , to funny in unusable mouse

This must be a joke. That can’t actually be how they designed it right?

NounsAndWords ,

They really didn’t want you using it as a wired mouse. Because aesthetics.

Agent641 ,

Aesthetically this looks way dumber than a wired mouse.

Blisterexe ,

So that when other people see that you’re using the mouse wirelessly, because apple cares about how others perceive your product that you bought, not you.

Jax , (edited )

I mean, Apple users care more about how they’re perceived using an Apple product rather than the cost-to-quality ratio of the product itself. Why wouldn’t Apple cater to that? It’s like printing money, and Apple users are so fucking cult-ish they fixate on things like green text messages.

Blisterexe ,

The best examples of that, is how apple made headphones that yellow, but only the part thats in your ear, so you see it, but nobody else does, and you get temped to buy new ones.

Hildegarde ,

The gen 1 mouse had removable batteries connected to a door on the bottom.

The gen 2 mouse went with a rechargable battery, but they didn’t want to retool the factories making the top shell, so they couldn’t put the charging port anywhere other than the bottom part they were redesigning.

Just charge the mouse overnight when you’re not using it. Also the charge cable disables the sensor so you can’t fix this “design feature” by modifying the mouse. Why not buy the desktop trackpad if you really need an input device when your mouse is charging?

Darkassassin07 , (edited )
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Why should I buy two devices to do the same job, where a single device from any other sane manufacturer would function 100% of the time? Especially after paying a premium for the branded device?

Pay more to get problems others don’t have, then pay even more on top to solve those problems…

Hildegarde ,

You don’t become a trillion dollar company by selling people things they need. The strategy is to induce demand.

Apple designs products so that when broken it requires a repair that costs 50-75% the cost of the device if repaired by Apple. If you’re paying that much to fix it you might as well just buy a new one.

The apple vision pro is glued together, the outer shell and internal lenses have highly scratchable plastic on the outside. Want to fix it, over a thousand. They can’t just remove some screws replace the broken part. This is a deliberate design decision.

It’s not about making good products, it’s about money. If you decide buy a trackpad for when your mouse is charging, apple make bank.

Jax ,

I would love for an evironmental protection agency to hold corporations accountable for designed obsolescence.

Hildegarde ,

do you even regulatory capture, bro?

Michal ,

Charge the mouse over night 😂

The magic mouse is just shit with crappy ergonomics and user-hostile design like most of their hardware. It’s just pretty to look at.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

I don’t even think it’s pretty to look at, it’s honestly quite boring. Then again, I don’t like how any of Apple’s hardware looks, so I guess I’m not the target market.

nxdefiant ,

Or buy literally any other mouse that you can use while charging…

Death_Equity ,

But my aesthetic!

WoodenBleachers ,
@WoodenBleachers@lemmy.world avatar

Usability too. The hybrid touch/mouse combo hasn’t been implemented better elsewhere (as far as I’m aware) and I find touchpad functionality like that very good. I have to work on a windows laptop for work and I game on a windows machine, but my personal laptop was an $800 Mac and the touchpad and window management is leagues above my $1400 work Windows

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Yup, I have a Logitech MX Master 3 at work and it works just fine while charging. Oh, and it has two real scroll wheels, a thumb button (great for switching workspaces), and is really comfortable to use. A magic mouse has none of those things.

At home I have a Logitech Triathlon at home, which I actually like better. There’s no horizontal scroll wheel, but the vertical scroll can tick side to side to get the same effect. It’s smaller, uses AA batteries, is more convenient to switch devices (I have it connected to my Steam Deck and another laptop), and the thumb button is easier to press.

I really don’t like the magic mouse. To be honest, I also don’t like my MacBook Pro, but I need it for work, so whatever. I guess I’m just not the target market.

Surp ,
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

It’s 100% true

jerrythegenius ,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah it’s real. My parents have one.

JCreazy , to memes in Exchange Valentine's cards

Cards are the biggest waste of money. Any time I get one in the mail, I’ll read it and it goes straight to the recycling.

Beetschnapps ,

Not me!

I put them in the recycling AND feel guilty that I’m getting rid of the card.

Viking_Hippie ,

I kept the wedding invitation card from my step brother and my now step sister in law for several years.

It was just a folded piece of regular cardboard with a picture of them and a standard invitation message and I see them once a year, if even that often 😄

BedSharkPal ,

Most of them aren’t even recyclable?

Patches ,

It’s okay because most recycling isn’t really recycled either.

smithsonianmag.com/…/the-us-recycled-just-5-perce…

Vespair , to memes in Yupp
AVincentInSpace ,

“NCIS is a horrible show” links to one of the only bad scenes in the show

NaoPb ,

I choose to believe that the NCIS has developed a technique with which two users can controll a computer at the same time through the same keyboard. And that they are using an advanced operating system which UI is based solely on the technique pop-up ads in the 2000s used.

They are simply thát good at computers.

Vespair ,

My friend, my dad used to watch that show all the time, so I have seen a lot of it.

The 2 idiots 1 keyboard scene isn’t “one of the only bad scenes in the show,” it’s literally one of the single most entertaining moments of the show.

And that’s not retroactively calling that scene entertaining, it is meant as a scathing insult to the abysmal quality of the rest of the show.

I loved my father, but I constantly questioned his intelligence being able to sit through that drivel.

If you disagree with my opinion, that is okay, but I promise you are not going to be able to change it

radicalautonomy ,
@radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

Boomer humor at its most basic. “Them young 'uns think they’re so smart, but they just got schooled…that’s why you gotta respect yer elders!” Right, because unplugging a single node is going to save the network servers. I’ve literally only seen this clip of the show, but that blatant pandering to boomers told me all I needed to know. Also, fuck 12.

LwL ,

I’ve always took that scene to be way more about not panicking and thus missing the obvious solution than any sort of boomer humor.

radicalautonomy ,
@radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

Those algebra students of mine who are drawn in by the obvious proposed solutions on tests end up failing them.

nyctre ,

Same appeal as all the other decent hospital/cop shows of the time. Just because some of the tech scenes were did poorly on purpose doesn’t mean the rest of it is equally bad. The cast, dialogue and plot were fine. Not sopranos or whatever, but definitely not “drivel”. Not everything needs to be super serious all the time.

Edit: lul, the guy actually questioned his father’s intelligence because they enjoyed NCIS. What sort of person judges others for their taste in art/hobbies? Jfc.

Vespair ,

Nah, it’s bad. I’m sorry you have bad taste, but I’m sure you’re otherwise tremendous

III ,

I had a girlfriend that was really into anything Hitler… Rest assured I judged.

nyctre ,

Was it like those people that enjoy watching interviews/documentaries with serial killers or was it more like those people that write them love letters?

dangblingus ,

It’s a show for basic dads to feel smart watching.

LoamImprovement ,

Without even clicking the link, I’m going to bet it’s the stupid fucking double hack scene.

bonus_crab , to memes in Paying for free software

Id pay taxes to support open source projects.

aeharding ,
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

Those in the EU do with NLNet! (Although arguably not nearly enough)

pietervdvn ,
@pietervdvn@lemmy.ml avatar

As European, thatvis not true in my case! (I get funded by them)

LemmyHead ,

Yeah def not enough. It’s funny how governments and companies are willing to pay overpriced proprietary software that even comes with no or horrible support, but when they use OSS they hardly contribute and sometimes even get great support via github. But sometimes that’s also the other way around. You pay for expensive license and get shitty support even if it’s OSS. Looking at you Teleport

jabathekek , to piracy in this can't be real. is it?
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Scummy.

wyrmroot , to programmerhumor in A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week

Rust: “Oh honey you aren’t ready to compile that yet”

cucumber_sandwich ,

I love “unimplemented!”

pingveno ,

Or its alias, todo!()

Empathy ,

I think your comment embodies Rust more than any I’ve seen before

postnataldrip , to memes in very upsetting

That’s what would be called “a swing and a miss”

It’s almost like speculating has risks

ChemicalPilgrim ,

Bu-bu-but you didn’t think of my investors!

samus12345 , to memes in Math
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I’m anti-anti-antifa.

ultra ,

I’m anti-anti-anti-anti-antifa.

InputZero ,

Stop it! Do you want another very long word? Cause that’s how you get very long words. How do you think got the word, antidisestablishmentteroistism?! I already had to learn that word, I don’t want to learn a longer one.

ultra ,

Is this a reference to The Stanley Parable

InputZero ,

I meant for it to be a reference to Archer’s, do you want ants. I’ll take either though, The Stanley Parable was great.

ultra ,

Oh Never finished The Stanley Parable, but I thought it sounded like a reference from it

RizzRustbolt ,

Welcome to germanic linguistics 101.

TheSanSabaSongbird ,

While I understand what you are getting at, for the record that’s not what linguistics is about at all.

Agent641 , to piracy in I finally uploaded a whole terabyte in a single session. I'm a super seeder!

EDIT: To any three-letter agencies who might be reading this post, I was uploading Linux ISOs and scientific research papers. I would never dream of uploading copyrighted material…

Shit, this guys good!

SomethingBurger ,

But Linux ISOs are copyrighted. The rights belong to all contributors who created them, and licensed them under terms which allow anyone to redistribute them for free.

Agent641 ,

Thats far too many big words, just tell me who’s dog to shoot.

SidewaysHighways ,

Damn. 641 is gunning for a promotion

1couchpotato ,

But who is dog

Patches ,

I thought it was copy left???

paddirn , to memes in How the mighty have fallen

If any bird still acts like it thinks it’s a dinosaur, it’s those goddamn Canadian Geese.

BruceTwarzen ,

When i was a kid, there was this lady who lived on my way to school. Dhe had a nice, fenced garden and two huge dogs and like 10 geese. I was never scared of the dogs, vut the geese were vicious. Sometimes they were on the lose and my way home turned into a survival horror game. They never stopped chasing. Dometimes i took some bread with me to throw and run away. One day they were chasing me i ran like a motherfucker around a corner and threw my last breaf. there was this young family with two little kids, and i was so relieved, because that was an easy way to lose them and at the same time i hoped that they were good runners. I honestly don't even know what would've happend if they ever caught me and i'm glad i never found out. I really miss these fuckers.

kool_newt ,

Breaf – it’s what’s for dinner

psud ,

Keyboards. Near enough is good enough, right?

Maco1969 ,
@Maco1969@lemmy.world avatar

Geese, ducks and chickens had all already evolved when the dinosaurs went extinct. They are all tough hombre.

psud ,

Have you not been reading this thread? Dinosaurs never went extinct. A sparrow is descended from the great raptors

loaExMachina ,

If they know that the gallinoansera clade had already emerged before the K-T extinction, they most likely also know about birds being dinosaurs. Specifying “non-avian” everytime is a pain and saying “K-T extinction” is not understood by all, no need to correct them for semantics when their wording gets the point across.

HulkSmashBurgers ,

Swans too. Mean fuckers, they are.

Zerush , to memes in Were back baby!
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s because Monday hangover after the holidays

https://file.coffee/u/C9_W9SS3nxnLyj_Gn4wJs.jpg

jlow ,

Awww, server such a cutie!

conorab ,

It’s running KDE, what do you expect? 😛

cactusupyourbutt , to linux_gaming in Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney was asked by Verge why there is no support for the Steam Deck for Fortnite

you’re paying other developers off to convince them not to launch their own stores

lmao says the ceo of the company that pays developers off to launch exclusively on egs

fosforus , to lemmyshitpost in Super secret

What a bitch.

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