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CaptainBlagbird , to memes in elevator
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Comments in my code be like:

Karyoplasma ,

Just don’t comment your code. Problem solved.

CaptainBlagbird ,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Coincidentally today I am wearing my /* No Comment */ shirt xD

averagedrunk ,

following code does nothing, but if removed the whole program crashes

-Me, circa 2011

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Have you found what it does?

averagedrunk ,

Absolutely not. I left that job not long after. It officially became someone else’s problem.

I assume they’re not using it anymore. The company was purchased last year so I have to think that they have problems with other code that makes no sense.

AngryCommieKender ,

Legacy spaghetti code gets used for too often in my experience.

averagedrunk ,

Agreed.

Theoretically they could still be using it, but it’s pretty doubtful. It was just a GUI to run a set of scripts for an old set of programs that should have been retired before XP came out.

I was at an MSP at the time. One of our customers had stuff that wouldn’t install on anything after Win98, was looking for a bunch of hardware that no longer exists, and all the associated DLLs had to be registered manually. I created it because I was tired of doing it all by hand.

My assumption would be the guys who were there at the same time as me used it (I know they did actually), but a year after I left the whole bullpen turned over and I doubt they used it after that. They lost a pile of clients. Even if that hadn’t happened, if they’re still supporting 25 year old software with 15 year old scripts run by a 12 year old and poorly hacked together front end by a guy who was definitely not a programmer at the time (and barely is now) then they get whatever they deserve.

Alexstarfire ,

More magic

averagedrunk ,

That has been my favorite hacker lore story since I first heard it decades ago.

Vuraniute , to memes in Planes :)
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

literally me. one time my english teacher used “A10” as an example for a highway and i said “thats a plane” so she used “B52” as another example and i said “thats also a plane.”

Kusimulkku ,

“Fine! F16!”

“You’re not gonna believe this, but…”

Vuraniute ,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

“okay, okay. uhhh… what about P51?”

“old one, but still a plane”

Jabaski ,

They just didn’t use a big enough number. Like F111 is unremarkable, definitely not a plane.

Vuraniute ,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

F111 is a plane too, but since Planes have large differences in their numbers, F117 cant be a plane!

Moonrise2473 , to piracy in (IPTV) 🌍📺This frequently-updated github list gives you TV stations from around the world [x-post]

Yes but there’s so much trash inside…

Channels that do informercials 24/7 should be excluded

badhops ,

Favorites is the only way to survive

uninvitedguest ,
@uninvitedguest@lemmy.ca avatar

What are some good ones?

Moonrise2473 ,

There’s someone that made an IPTV playlist with content from Pluto tv. More interesting content

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

Why not just use Pluto directly? Isn’t it already free? I’m guessing because Pluto has ads, but I’ve never actually used Pluto so I’m not entirely sure.

blujan ,

Yeah but the ads are in the content so it wouldn’t change anything i think

Moonrise2473 ,

I’m using Pluto directly also, and the ads are also embedded in the stream and aren’t skippable

It’s just an option, maybe someone has an older smart TV that supports IPTV playlists but not dedicated apps

appel ,

Might this be it? i.mjh.nz/PlutoTV/

Moonrise2473 ,

yes it’s that

now i remember why someone would want to use the m3u playlists instead of the app. The app is “smart” and forces your region according to your ip address

Qkall , (edited )
@Qkall@lemmy.ml avatar

I use m3u4u.com to edit it down… There’s a fair amount of good content. Cartoon Network, toonami aftermath and mythos are some of my faves. But there’s so much content that there’s bound to have something decent.

edit - sorry for those i shared this too some ass just shared it publicly… i had to delete it. this is why we can’t have nice things.

xdr ,

Is your list shareable?

Guajojo ,

Can you share your curated list please?

Qkall ,
@Qkall@lemmy.ml avatar

I figured this would probably be frowned upon and it looks like only ‘200 clicks a minute’ - which isn’t a whole lot if afew people have the same link… that said i PM’d it to you :) please don’t share.

but I’ll share with like ~3 more folks… as that should be 20 clicks per user. which seems do able.

SomeoneElse ,

Could you send it to me too please?

Qkall ,
@Qkall@lemmy.ml avatar

sent :)

SomeoneElse ,

Thanks, I appreciate it!

Cyberbatman ,

How about me? Please 🙏

Qkall ,
@Qkall@lemmy.ml avatar

bingo bango

yoz ,

Bro please share it here so that anyone who needs it can use it. Edit: I need it too.

Qkall ,
@Qkall@lemmy.ml avatar

you’re the last one :D

yoz ,

LEGEND! Thanks

Ganbat ,

Could you maybe make a paste with the channels you’ve chosen?

appel ,

I realize I’m late to the party, but I’d like to humbly grovel before you with a cherry on top for a copy of your list if that’s still an option.

Qkall ,
@Qkall@lemmy.ml avatar

Sorry fam, I already gave it out to the number of folks that seems to be safe to keep my link alive. That said, it really isn’t that hard to create your own list with the link above. Like they have categories that can be toggled off - like news, religious, infomercials and the like.

appel ,

Ah, no worries, understood. Thanks!

yoz ,

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  • Qkall ,
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    wtf man i guess ill take my link down…

    Qkall ,
    @Qkall@lemmy.ml avatar

    wtf man i guess ill take my link down…

    yoz ,

    Sorry, deleted my comment. I thought it’ll be useful for others hence I shared it.

    Etterra , to lemmyshitpost in A new low

    Did they just tell you that you’re not good enough to put chicken in bucket?

    AngryCommieKender ,

    It may be a lack of spatial awareness. They use commercial pressure cookers. If you aren’t careful with those things you can blow up the kitchen.

    SCB ,

    KFC is franchised and there are lots of corporate roles. Could be one of those.

    PP_BOY_ ,
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    Guarantee that’s what this is for. No restaurant manager would bother denying with outright denying an application, yet alone sending a rejection email.

    floofloof , to memes in The Modern Worker Enjoying His Liberty

    Ah, the luxury of not being a parent.

    Squirrel , (edited )
    @Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

    Implying that parents don’t have any free time? I mean, my time isn’t “my own”, but my wife and I sure as hell have free time.

    Personally, I would go insane without free time. If my chores won’t allow any free time, the chores don’t get finished. They’ll still be there tomorrow.

    woodgen ,

    I guess there are scenarios where I have free time, but it’s less than 30 minutes daily. In some evenings I can fight the exhaustion of a full day of child care after putting them to sleep to stay awake and get some free time, taking into account of being very tired when they wake me up quite early.

    It probably gets better when the kids are older, mine are little.

    Two humans are just too few to take care after two kids. Originally humans were not isolated to 4 person families like they are today. The whole tribe was looking after all the kids, sharing different duties and having a collective schedule, similar to Kindergarden today, but the whole day.

    After that a few generations lived together in one house, still having less impact on the actual parents. Then we got our 2 parents + kids family model where in the beginning one parent was doing childcare full time.

    Arriving in todays society, where both parents need to work and do the child care on the side by themselves after parental leaves from work are over. This is from the age of 1 where I live, but e.g. in the U.S. it’s right away.

    Obviously this most parent hostile setup in the society of today, adding also some financial disadvantages, is a big reason this societies demographic issues.

    trailing9 ,

    What else can be done besides talking to other parents to change it? There should be motivation to change it, at least for the next generation.

    woodgen ,

    I guess you could live in a community with multiple parents, sharing duties and creating more free time for individuals and couples.

    trailing9 ,

    It’s interesting that parents prefer to maintain their own space.

    Shamefortheshameless ,

    You’re forgetting about when they were 0 and 2

    Squirrel ,
    @Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

    No, I’m really not.

    My first had major medical issues (for her first 3-4 years) that necessitated close supervision after a 3-month stay in the NICU. She had PT, OT, speech therapy, and feeding therapy every week, appointments with cardiology and pulmonology, gastroenterology, regular post-operation and post-NICU visits, and the normal doctor appointments.

    She took a lot of work, and severely limited our options for going out, due to a feeding schedule (while trying to limit projectile vomiting – and I do mean vomiting, hard and loudly, not just “spitting up” – to 2 times a day, when possible) that allowed practically nothing. Still, we managed to have downtime, where we could just relax and unwind. It’s how we stayed sane.

    Given the circumstances, a second child really changed very little, in terms of work required. We still found time for ourselves.

    Admittedly, it would have been impossible (or extremely cost-ineffective) for me to have a job at that point, but my daughter was a full-time job and then some. I realize that this probably negates everything I’ve said to most in this thread, but still.

    slazer2au , to memes in dark tower deck supremacy

    Team robot with no back pain.

    🤜🪵

    DmMacniel ,

    Beep boop!

    Denalduh ,

    I can at least join you on team robot.

    It hurts.

    SubArcticTundra ,
    @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

    I wonder what this says about our personalities

    Contentedness ,

    That robot yoga combo

    dadGPT , to memes in Not fair.

    Found a packet of unblown balloons as well.

    tdawg ,

    Ah! So my older sister actually brought me and our youngers siblings into my mom’s room once. Mom was off working or something (think it was like summer we were all like 5 and 2, with my older sister being closer to 10). Anyway my sister gets this amazing idea to open my mom’s bed side drawer and pull out “balloons” for us to play with. She then helps us fill them with water and throw around. Remember we were all amazed at the pretty colors and how some of them were shiny! Needless to say my sister’s devious plan backfired and she was grounded while we were none-the-wiser. Funny shit

    Valmond ,

    With youghurt in them.

    Who likes salty yoghurt BTW?!

    thisNotMyName , to memes in That's when the monsters came.

    Still better than “we stay together for the kids”-gang. Very good role models for social interactions, love and so on :)

    Schnitzel_bub OP ,
    @Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

    Agreed! Did all 3 of us well, the breakup.

    Gormadt ,
    @Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Straight up, my parents did the “stay together for the kids” thing

    I honestly didn’t know what loving couple looked like until I was an adult

    Shit’s rough

    PerogiBoi ,
    @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

    It’s still so wild to me to see parents who are happy together and have fun and don’t yell. Completely fucking insane.

    devfuuu ,

    And hearing that your whole life from your mother that you are the sole reason they are still suffering together. All for you… that will surely help.

    Kalkaline , to memes in Wedding pricing makes so much sense.
    @Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

    Water from the tap: basically free

    Fiivemacs ,

    Gotta pay 399 for the glass though.

    MartinXYZ ,

    If you live with your parents, yes.

    Rehwyn , (edited )

    Tap water in the US costs on average about $0.01 per gallon or less. People typically drink a gallon or less per day, so about $0.30 per month. Your water bill is pretty much not affected by the tap water you drink, just the water you use for everything else.

    Bottled water is easily hundreds of times the cost.

    OutlierBlue , to memes in I'm not sure what to do with all the wealth if I joined this company

    You should put in exactly £5 of work.

    Mic_Check_One_Two ,

    Open exactly one email. Don’t bother reading it; That would put you into overtime. But you can at least commit to opening the email and waiting for it to load before you clock out for the year.

    1024_Kibibytes ,

    The position is for a senior web engineer, so you either look at the company website and say “hmm” or you open a development app, write the HTML tag, maybe a head or css tag, then save the document.

    tdawg ,

    I actually did the math on my current salary. So with converting it to USD and accounting for 2 weeks vacation and assuming I only work 40 hours a week. 5 pounds per hour is (approximately) one-tenth my hourly rate. So I would only be putting in 6 minutes of work for the entire length of the contract. Which, with my setup, amounts to sitting down, booting up, sipping coffee, and reading all of my slack notifications

    Mind you I’m not a senior engineer and I’m also not paid in the top percentile

    Metriximor ,

    Your hourly rate is my daily rate 😭 gg man

    SpaceNoodle ,

    I calculated with my salary, and it takes me longer to get to my desk.

    Flumsy ,

    It actually says 5 pounds PER YEAR on the application.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Saving is extra.

    doctorcrimson ,

    Honestly if you can fill out their online questionaire in 15min you’ve already exceeded that much work.

    ForbiddenRoot , to memes in Another Starfield Post

    I somehow entirely missed the hype around this game and came across it again only accidentally on early release day when looking at some other sale on Steam. Been playing it and it seems fine to me in a vague Skyrim-in-space sort of way, which is all what I was expecting from a Bethesda RPG.

    The world seems alive enough and there are plenty of side-quests and amusing / interesting things to discover. Now suddenly I have been coming across a bunch of posts everywhere where the game is supposed to be terrible or something. Still seems fine to me, but maybe I have lower standards after decades of gaming. shrug.

    Dubious_Fart ,

    Its fallout 4 in space.

    But with a worse interface and a lot more menus that are annoying to navigate.

    besbin ,

    that’s just console first UI design school Bethesda have subscribed to since Skyrim.

    Dubious_Fart ,

    I know, its heavily consolified, but its bad even for bethesda.

    GenderIsOpSec ,
    @GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net avatar

    Skyrim

    arguably since Oblivion

    jabrd ,

    Honestly this plus “Skyrim-in-space” make me feel pretty confident that this game is going to have staying power just because we know how good the modding community is for bethesda games. Skyrim was panned up front as genre generic fantasy with a pinch of viking magic but has been played continuously for a decade plus because it made for such a good blank slate to add onto. Also I guarantee every current UI issue already has modders working on it. Starfield script extender just dropped and the game hasn’t even officially been released

    Dubious_Fart ,

    Which really sucks, if you think about it.

    Cause you and I both know the only thing that makes Bethesda games big sellers is the fact that anyone that buys them goes “Oh boy, I cant wait for the modders to make it actually interesting/fun/etc”

    JackbyDev ,

    But at the same time these games are very moddable. Not every game has great mod apis and they suffer for it. It’s like would you rather buy a shitty product that breaks easily or a shitty product that breaks easily that you can also fix easily? Clearly the second. That’s what Bethesda’s games and reputation were (in my mind at least) pre Fallout 76. So no, I don’t think it’s shitty at all. The community of modders exist because Bethesda made the games moddable, not because the games suck. If the games sucked and weren’t moddable then people wouldn’t be buying them in the hopes they could mod it.

    Dubious_Fart ,

    I’d rather buy a product thats decent, and doesnt rely on waiting 6 months for the community to do all the dev legwork.

    JackbyDev ,

    Yeah, no shit, that’s not the point of the comparison though, goober.

    Dubious_Fart ,

    its literally what we’ve been talking about this entire time.

    and please, if you’re gonna insult me, at least be more inventive at it than a grandmother from the 1950s

    JackbyDev ,

    I’m saying that if the games just totally sucked and couldn’t be modded they wouldn’t be popular. Being moddable is a good thing that developers should do. When you say you’d rather have a good game that’s also moddable when discussing the comparison of bad games that are moddable versus bad games that aren’t moddable it comes across silly. Like, yeah, obviously I was a good game that is moddable. I also want a million dollars. We’re not just having a discussion about random things we want. I’m pointing out that the fact that the games are moddable is a very good thing about the games and those modding communities wouldn’t exist if it was harder to make the mods.

    Also, I’m not insulting you. That’s why I used a silly word to try and help it sound more light hearted.

    Reddit_Is_Trash ,

    Some mods have attempted to fix the menus.

    I’d like to see some complete UI overhauls at some point, but right now I’m using a mod that increases the refresh rate to 120hz from 30 in the menu’s

    Tankiedesantski ,

    Yeah the interface is awful.

    On the other hand, I came across pirates boarding a freighter yesterday. I shot down the pirate ship and boarded the freighter. The gravity generator was malfunctioning so it would sometimes have gravity and sometimes be zero g. There were navigation puzzles, some of which could only be done in normal grav and some in zero-g.

    None of the random side content in FO4 is anywhere near that interesting.

    Dubious_Fart ,

    You’ll be bored by that new radiant by the 10th time you do it.

    Tankiedesantski ,

    It’d probably grate on me the second time I do it. Doesn’t mean that it’s not more interesting than the generic “this settlement needs you to shoot some dudes” FO4 encounter.

    Dubious_Fart ,

    Its more interesting because its the first time you’ve encountered it. after a year you’ll have the same criticisms about starfield radiant quests that you did about fallout 4 radiants.

    sentient_loom ,
    @sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Fallout 4 is a much better FPS. But Starfield is a much, much better RPG.

    Dubious_Fart ,

    Eh… I’m not sure I agree with that statement, but to each their own

    ryannathans , to memes in Defediverse

    Only lemmy could make a post about disagreeing with someone’s view point about child porn

    Zuberi ,
    @Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Wtf? Is that where your brain goes? Like genuinely, seek help.

    shitescalates ,

    I’m guessing its about tankies

    Comment105 ,

    So many tankies on here, flat out support for the invasion of Ukraine, claiming that the west is less free than China, shitting on democracy/voting… So much shit.

    NightAuthor ,

    Just have a reasonable conversation with them.

    newIdentity ,

    Lol

    NightAuthor ,

    This was the response I was expecting. Idk, maybe I’ll just start out my sarcastic comments with “hey y’all, just so you know, the following comment is meant to be read sarcastically, lol, hope you enjoy”

    newIdentity ,

    Yeah I guessed, but wasn’t sure.

    Muehe ,

    Recognising sarcasm depends a lot on tone of voice in spoken conversations, thus a tradition in internet discussions has developed to put a /s behind the statement that is intended to be sarcasm. The slash is in imitation of closing HTML tags, i.e. it is to be read as “end of sarcasm”. Putting it behind instead of before the sarcasm grants the added benefit of many people still falling for it at first.

    Username02 ,

    The only conversation I’m fine having is how much you want, then shove a fist up their ass.

    ieatpillowtags ,

    That’s really not possible, and I have tried.

    BitPirate ,

    You forgot that every discussion about Ukraine/Russia is steered towards talking about US imperialism.

    FaeDrifter ,

    One guy just kept posting a link to the Wikipedia page on American imperialism over and over in his comments.

    Talk about a one track mind.

    Snowpix ,
    @Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

    Well clearly if you didn’t read my random Wikipedia article the first time then clearly you will by the tenth, right?

    Saizaku ,

    Yeah I wonder why, maybe it’s because they are directly responsible for the current war. Maybe the US should stop arming extreme right wing groups whenever they want to destabilize a region like they did in Afghanistan and Iraq and in Ukraine prior to the war. Nato is proudly posting images of soldiers with the black sun on their uniforms on twitter but I guess that’s completely irrelevant.

    BitPirate ,

    maybe it’s because they are directly responsible for the current war.

    “oh look what you made me do.”

    Snowpix ,
    @Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

    Ukraine is a sovereign country and Russia has no claim to it. Defending Ukraine is the right thing to do and that’s not debatable. Saving innocent lives and preventing further genocide is a good thing. I don’t see why these fucking idiots have to gargle Putin’s balls so much. Yes, America bad. We know. That’s a problem for later. Right now children are being murdered by Russia. That’s far more important to stop right now.

    roboticide ,

    Yeah I wonder why, maybe it’s because they are directly responsible for the current war.

    Russia invaded Ukraine. Russia is responsible for the current war. Stop drinking the commie kool-aid.

    You can whine about NATO and geopolitics all you want, at the end of the day Russia could simply have chosen not to invade Ukraine and NATO would not be dumping the entire alliance’s 40 year stockpile into the conflict.

    Saizaku ,

    You libs are the absolute fucking worst. When did I say that the US is solely responsible? Ofcourse the majority of the blame lies with Russia and Putin, that doesn’t excuse what the US has done to contribute to this war happening. And this isn’t some new thing, they have been doing this for decades and constantly destabilizing other regions for their own profit. You should try for once to think a bit deeper about an issue than the absolute surface.

    leviathan3k ,

    No, not majority. ALL of the responsibility of this war is Russian, and specifically Putin’s.

    It is pure propaganda to state or imply that anyone else is responsible for this war.

    roboticide ,

    Since when is it liberal to be opposed to Russia? It’s been a conservative Western policy since the Cold War.

    You said “directly responsible,” which means all or most of the blame in a given situation. No one uses American English to claim something is directly responsible but not also majority responsible.

    Also, I never even actually said that you claimed the US was solely responsible. I just said Russia was solely responsible, because they chose to invade. If you’re conceding you meant the US is solely responsible though and are walking back that inane argument, understood, but maybe just stop licking Putin’s boot and go read a history book for fucks sake.

    Saizaku ,

    You said “directly responsible,” which means all or most of the blame in a given situation.

    No it doesn’t, it means exactly what it says. The actions of the US directly led to the war.

    I just said Russia was solely responsible, because they chose to invade.

    Completely oblivious take. Tell me why did the US arm and train ultra rightwing groups in ukraine well before the war started? Going as far back as 2013. What was the goals there exactly? You should take your own advice and read a history book cuase the US has been destabilizing regions like this for a while. And every single time it has led to war in the region where they did it. So yes, the US is directly responsible, because this is exactly what they wanted.

    just stop licking Putin’s boot

    Is this supposed to mean anything? I’ve never said a positive thing about Putin in my life. Two things can be bad at once, trying to boil everything down to “Russia bad, NATO good” is completely disingenuous. Furthemore it’s detached from reality. Both are bad, a critque of NATO and the US for the part they played in making tha war happen isn’t absolution for Russia invading and escalating it to war.

    And the reason all that is important is because, like I said, this isn’t anything new. The US has been doing the same thing for decades and will keep doing it as long as people like you keep ignoring it and spouting such nonsensical takes.

    Grimy ,

    It goes both ways though, anyone critical of US imperialism is quickly called a tankie. I’m happy Ukraine is getting help but it’s annoying I constantly have to state that the moment I want to talk shit about the us military. Any kind of talk is becoming seriously toxic and the ones that are most vocal about hexbear users are usually just as bad.

    Screaming tankie at the top of your lungs is just as cringe as screaming lib imo

    Aria ,

    Perhaps you haven’t heard of the war and only noticed a lot of mentions of Ukraine recently. Actually, that’s because there’s a war there, that’s why people keep bringing up Ukraine or showing their support for Ukraine, alternatively for Russia. The war is about USA imperialism, where the USA wants to do imperialism towards Russia and Russia is stopping them. So that’s how those things are related. Ukraine is the battleground, and the USA is using Ukrainian humans as weapons. It’s a very horrible situation.

    rjs001 ,
    @rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Do you know what democracy is?

    rjs001 ,
    @rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    And maybe if Ukraine wasn’t acting aggressively to the RF then this war wouldn’t have happened

    Dubious_Fart ,

    Goddamn Ukrainians and their aggressive checks notes children living peacefully with their families!

    rjs001 ,
    @rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Or maybe the genociding of said families if they are in the east

    Dubious_Fart ,

    Tankies: omg desu putins cock is so kawaii uwu big mean imperial western devils make my puty cock all wilty uwuu~~

    Trainguyrom ,

    If it’s the defederation BS I’m thinking of it was regarding a specific model for whom they’d already age verified and the one instance admin was simply still not okay with it because they looked too young. Which like, that’s their choice as an instance admin, but also that’s a pretty kneejerk reaction to defederate and immediately announce the defederation

    SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

    … that was from over a month ago. Doubt it. Also I’m not sure that anyone has enough info to know if it was a bad call or not but it was not very recent considering how many defederations have been discussed since.

    saltesc , to memes in Most refreshing shower of my life 😫

    I always think this about garlic, chilli, onion, etc. Feeling all tough, naturally designed to punish whatever’s just eaten it. Then humans be like, “OOOOO that’s yum. Add a bit more.”

    We like plants that offer a challenge, apparently. We probably evolved to like these chemicals because we refused to be beaten and just ended up liking them.

    crucifix_peen OP ,

    plant: evolves chemical defense mechanism to stop it from being eaten

    humans: ayo put that shit on my steak

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    animal: evolves to run away from predators as a defense mechanism

    humans: ayo catch that it will go great with the evil plants

    Pokethat ,

    “animal: evolves to run away from predators as a defense mechanism”

    humans: ayo, catch that shit and put it in circle with wood so they can’t leave, since, you know, they like to move. Also posts provide all their food and water and let them fuck to make more. Eat them with the evil plants.

    kautau ,

    Also humans:

    ayo evil plants aren’t evil enough. Let’s make little more evil baby plants and from those even more evil baby plants and let’s name the really evil one after a combination of a U.S. state and death itself and then put that shit on the tasty movers

    qyron ,

    If you search the web you’re bound to find what I’m about to broach over but humans are pretty much the real life orcs, if we think about it.

    We tolerate serious injuries - even losing limbs - heal at a crazy speed and still remain functional, tolerate foods that other animals consider toxic and as predators we don’t get tired and because of that we evolved an entirely new form of predation called stalking strategy, where we can just give chase to prey until they just fall from exhaustion, as our walking is incredibly low on energy consumption and our complex brain allows us to learn patterns on how and where prey are and behave.

    As a species we’re pretty scary.

    BastingChemina ,

    Things like onions, garlic, chili and spices have anti microbial properties. This is why warmer countries tends to have spicier food, it protect from food poisoning.

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    “Blech, this tastes terrible! But we don’t get as sick, so we’re gonna eat it anyway!”

    Offspring who grew up eating it: “This is delicious!”

    atlasraven31 ,

    Supposedly, Sichuan, China does this but to open their pores and stay cooler during hot weather.

    tuxrandom ,

    It's probably some kind of weird reward effect in our brains. Like "Yay, whatever I just ate attacked me and I survived! Gimme some more of that!"

    themeatbridge ,

    Passing through the digestive tract of a mobile animal is a good way for plants to disperse seeds and reproduce. It makes sense that some plants would be naturally repulsive to some animals and attractive to others.

    Also the plants and the animals evolved together. If you’re the only animal in the desert that can chomp on a cactus, you’re going to survive and pass on your genes.

    SuperIce ,

    We don’t know whether they evolved these chemicals to prevent being eaten by animals though. People have tested spicy (capsaicin based) foods with mice, and found that mice actually seemed to like or not really react to spicy foods. This means that capsaicin did not evolve to protect against rodents like initially thought.

    In fact, we now know that capsaicin is a very powerful antifungal chemical. Chili peppers naturally grow in hot, humid environments where fungi thrive. There also aren’t many rodents in those areas. So the spiciness experienced by mammals like humans is just a side effect that didn’t really affect its evolution.

    collegefurtrader ,

    Evolution doesn’t always have a purpose. Random mutations + coincidence can result is some goofy results

    Fiivemacs ,

    We also alter them by cooking them. Not too many people like eating raw onion or garlic

    Matthew ,

    Being loved by humans is the ultimate evolutionary advantage, so at the end of the day, task failed successfully.

    c0mbatbag3l ,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    True, we’ll make sure you survive if we like you lol

    jet , to mildlyinfuriating in Is it just me or does this also feel like enshittification? They just keep getting in my way

    This really isn’t enshittification. Things are not being made worse just to drive someone else’s profit. There isn’t the big fido2 key lobby pushing this in the background. This is a security measure to improve security on a highly technical website that is the target of lots of attacks.

    Its annoying and inconvenient, sure, but not making a service worse to drive profit.

    Doug ,

    Lot of comments here with single down votes. I wonder how salty op is

    jet ,

    Dead Sea levels…

    Microsoft / Github do a ton of shitty things, straight up enshittification textbook stuff… spoiled for choice really… just not 2fa.

    Fankohr , to lemmyshitpost in Chat GPT
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