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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

If I was a character in Danganronpa, my talent would be The Ultimate Loser and I’d be the first character killed in the murder game.

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“It’s Been Brutal”: Reality TV Producers Lament Conditions as Networks Remain Frugal During Strikes (www.hollywoodreporter.com)

Many thought the halt of scripted programming would lead to a reality boom, but even as fall schedules rely heavily on unscripted, workers still grapple with diminished job opportunities, long hours and a lack of union support: "We get starved out all the time."

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This makes me wonder if shows like Deadliest Catch or Property Brothers actually “jazz up” the show with some light scripting the way shows like The Real World famously did. 🤔

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If you don’t know what OS you’re using, how likely are you to know or understand what this app is?

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I just find instrumental only versions of songs I like and just sing over them since I don’t have a karaoke machine and I don’t see a need to get any fancier than that. Do you really need the bouncing ball/filling out text pacing you for a song you already know? Does anyone sing karaoke for songs they don’t actually know?

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It’s a fact that Joe Rogan is an idiot.

He even said so himself. Literally: “I’m just an idiot, you shouldn’t listen to me.” He said that in a stand up special. It’s still true, too, so I don’t know why people even listen to him. He specifically requested people not to.

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I had one that did, but he passed away a couple months ago.

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Considering there is a thing in the constitution that is meant to separate the church from the state, I’m pretty sure the answer is “always.”

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It’s mostly water?

I don’t have to heat up lemonade to make the sugar dissolve in it; why would tea be different?

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Article says they are Kailh Box White switches. I’ve used Kailh Reds, Blues and Browns and they all feel exactly the same as CherryMX switches (of which I’ve used the same colors).

I have never used a “Box White” or even heard of white switches from any brand. All I can attest to is the other Kailh brand switches I’ve used are just as good as the more popular brands, but cost less.

Google-Owned YouTube Makes Millions From Channels Pushing Climate Disinformation: Analysis (www.commondreams.org)

Google-Owned YouTube Makes Millions From Channels Pushing Climate Disinformation: Analysis::“It’s time for YouTube to step up, detox its platform, and protect the integrity of the fight against the climate crisis,” said Ekō’s campaign director.

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Be Evil. Do crime. Google.

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What’s it like being trapped in a timeloop of the 90’s while still maintaining a link to the current time period via the internet? 🤔

Xbox Is Suspending Players Caught Using Emulators (gameranx.com)

For a good while, there was a bit of hype built around the Xbox Series S, in particular for the retro gaming scene. It was a cheaper device that offered a small form factor. Likewise, it allowed consumers to download emulators and enjoy various retro video games. But while this process was available, some consumers were...

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Are these modified consoles or are they getting the emulator off the Xbox’s own fucking store? Banning people for using something you yourself provided is fucked up, and seems likely to be illegal somehow.

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Inventory management wasn’t really much of a concern for me in the ones where the key items/puzzle solution items aren’t held in the same container. I could have sworn 4 had that tho. Maybe it’s just the remake that changed it? 🤔 I’m currently playing the remake and it’s been putting key items in their own inventory space.

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I switched to Deluge from qBittorrent a while ago and I don’t even remember what it was that made me switch.

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The only game where I’ve ever actually seen psychological warfare tactics work is L4D’s vs Mode. As a zombie, waiting to spawn, talking shit to the survivors to make them stop moving and type responses to slow them down. 😈

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If they had stronger psyches, they would ignore me and just run to the safe room. 😌 They stopped to demand a 1v1 while a hunter pounced them and ripped their guts out.

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Still better than Valtrex Man.

“Spreading the pus of justice across America!”

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Selling it is clearly out of the question; but would such a thing be okay to give away free? Is there even sufficient law and precedent to say one way or the other without a court decision? It’s not really a parody or a remix, but it’s also not straight up theft. Hell, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of something similar actually coming out before; has anyone ever remastered or duplicated a thing in their own way and released it without any ties to the original content creators? 🤔

I’m fairly certain you could legally get away with a full duplication of the game’s layout and mechanics, so long as you didn’t use the name or the characters. This does have precedent and happens a lot.

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I thought it was L4D2 with a good texture pack installed.

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All these dumb fucks have to do is actually go outside to prove themselves wrong.

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They probably wonder why we don’t more often.

I’ve seen my cat look at his empty food bowl after he ate everything in 2 seconds and then look at me like “hey, what the fuck dude? Give that back!”

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That’s under a thousand isn’t it? :P

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stares at an apple

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BRB, I need to take a fuck.

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That’s such a good point I’ve never really thought about. 🤔 Actually kind of a trip to try and imagine a world where simply knowing how to read written text was akin to sorcery.

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Heh… Nobody working on Friday has been a joke since I was a kid. Turns out, it’s not a joke!

Of course, the reason why nobody works on Friday always seemed to be anticipation of the weekend, so I would imagine going to a 4 day work week, eventually, would lead to the same thing. Except it’ll be Thursday. 🤔

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How is pairing two of their own products together even a trust/monopoly issue?

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The newer and nicer the car the better

Guess they wouldn’t want to use a restored Model T 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Every choir teacher I’ve had, every musician I’ve seen talk about this subject, and I do myself believe anyone has the capacity to sing well. It is a skill, and it can be developed.

Seek vocal lessons. You can even find some on YouTube for various styles. How to croon, how to demon yell, even throat singing!

And to be perfectly honest: Some of my favorite singers are those who have been wildly criticized for their “bad” voice. It was pretty much a staple of my favorite genre: grunge.

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It burning out your retina if you stare too long isn’t exactly the same as being unseen. I can see the fucker; just not for long periods of time in a row. :P

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Ew, used languages? Yuck! Gimme a brand, spanking new language, hot off the factory floor.

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“How long were they out there, sheriff?”

“I’d say 2… Maybe 3 hours?”

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The way the dispensaries around me handle it is that they just do a cash withdrawal at the register as if I was using an ATM, so I pay the store in cash and the bank just sees it as getting cash back.

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The hardware isn’t illegal at any level, so it doesn’t really affect headshops. Just dispensaries that sell cannabis itself; because cannabis is still federally outlawed.

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Better not take one of mine!

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I bought Minecraft way way back when it was pretty new and nobody was talking about it for about $1.50. Like a month or so later, they dropped the survival update that put it on the map.

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Now I gotta go see if someone has sampled Yamaha bike sounds into a Yamaha keyboard to make a song with.

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Penis.

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Thanks for the note on Faceting there. I read the community name and was like “face ting? Ooooh. Face ting!”

Brands that don't buy enough Twitter ads will lose verification (www.theverge.com)

Starting August 7th, advertisers that haven’t reached certain spending thresholds will lose their official brand account verification. According to emails obtained by the WSJ, brands need to have spent at least $1,000 on ads within the prior 30 days or $6,000 in the previous 180 days to retain the gold checkmark identifying...

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Send a tweet out to Orville Redenbacher.

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But that’s stupid and I’m not calling them that.

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Evidence of alien craft (if true) would affect the globe irregardless of where/who the hearings were/held by, tho.

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Like all places, it’s not so bad if you agree with them. But generally the folks who don’t agree with that community are bigots, so… 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Where are you seeing it, exactly? And how are you browsing it?

what are .webp files and why has my online experience been plagued by them?

I don’t know what a .webp file is but I don’t like it. They’re like a filthy prank version of the image/gif you’re looking for. They make you jump through all these hoops to find the original versions of the files that you can actually do anything with....

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I don’t know what they are other than a file format; but I also don’t know what everyone’s problem with them is. They open in every viewer or editor I’ve used just fine so you can convert them by just saving as a new format if you’re trying to reupload them somewhere.

What are your guys' thoughts on the new episode? (fedia.io)

I went in pretty skeptical, but I have to say, it's good enough for me to feel comfortable saying it's actually more Futurama. There's a small hump to get over with the voice actors having aged, but unless you're an existing hardcore fan who's listening for it, I think Hermes is the only that sounds noticeably different, but I...

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Fry’s been decapitated before and he’s fine. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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I had tons of GBA games but the one I remember most fondly is Link’s Awakening DX.

Second would be uh… Damn, I forgot the name of it! It was that Hideo Kojima game with a solar panel in the cart because it used sunlight as a gimmick. It was the closest thing to a MGS game there was on GameBoy at the time, and I loved it. Didn’t care for the gimmick tho. You couldn’t actually see the screen if you were in direct sunlight which the sensor needed (unlike my damn calculator, using a lamp didn’t work).

Edit: Boktai! You mentioned it further down in the comments lol

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