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Zozano ,

If they don’t want honest people considering it, maybe they shouldn’t raise the price by 80% in a single price change.

I paid for YouTube premium when it was first available. They guaranteed the price would never change as I was a first adopter. Then they did. Then they did it again. And then again.

Google can fuck off. They have all the money in the world and they need to extort the people who helped grow their business.

Thoughts on Space Games, Part 1: Top-5 AAA Games

Hey everyone, I’m a big player of Space Games of all forms, and this mini-genre (or ‘theme’, if you prefer) really has a TON of range and depth, and is a very fertile ground for indie and unique projects. I was recently playing a game called Avorion, after owning it for years without ever really engaging with it, and...

Zozano ,

I just finished playing X3: Terrain Conflict, and I’ll never play another X game.

As an achievement hunter, I normally play past the point of normal enjoyment, but this game told me, more or less, to go fuck myself.

The first kick in the nuts was completing “Dead Is Dead” mode.

You don’t get to save (with the exception of shutting the game down, but the save will delete upon starting it back up).

The game is prone to crashes, meaning you can have your entire save wiped in an instant because the game decides it doesn’t like it when you use the fast forward function within 10 seconds of a cut scene.

On top of that, one of the campaigns requires you to set up a massive complex of microchips and silicon, which also has a chance of triggering a crash each time you place a factory down.

The final 2 achievements are basically “grind until we say stop”. Which functionally resulted in me leaving my computer on overnight, four nights in a row.

The fact that the devs left the game in this state is inconsiderate at best, and disrespectful at worst.

Besides, the game is basically just an excel sheet simulator, it really isn’t very engaging.

Zozano ,

H5N1 is commonly found in wild birds.

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same energy

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It awakened something in them and they needed to rent a hotel room for a half hour.

Zozano ,

I think the cabin crew need to have an emergency straight jacket in case of loonies. Duct tape does seem rather archaeic.

Zozano ,

It’s bound to happen.

Sony has been breaking into the PC space for a bit now.

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Conker’s Bad Fur Day made me a coprophiliac

Zozano ,

Jesus is a CHRISTIAN.

It’s in the name CHRIST!

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Shawn of the Dead is royal propaganda

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NEIGHN

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it would be extremely painful

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OP can you post a picture of it. I’m curious how it could be modified.

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People who are interlinked

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Sleeping without bedbugs interlinked

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A torrent of water, if you will.

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As you get towards the bottom, do you spiral out of control, or do you just become stuck?

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I’m never alone when I’ve got my very own life sized, anatomically correct, Rouge doll, with alternate costume from Sonic Adventure 2.

(Yes I did get A rank on each level, so I’m allowed to dress her up in it).

Zozano ,

Probably implying a large labia minora.

Zozano ,

I’m equally as concerned about “too much birth control”

How the fuck does that work?

Zozano ,

Man, doing Star Rail dailies takes about five minutes. Why even mention it?

Zozano ,

I record all my streaks.

With audio of course.

Zozano ,

You gotta admit though, it’s a bit of a power move.

NK sent the balloons in retaliation to SK sending anti-NK pamphlets.

This is NK’s way of saying “you send us shit, and we’ll send you shit back”.

Zozano ,

When I was 12 my Mum gave me my first PC, it was a second hand work PC with a tiny HDD.

There wasn’t enough space to install The Sims, so I deleted the Program Files folder, thinking I don’t need any programs, only games.

I bricked my PC lol. Needed a tech to reinstall Windows. Thankfully, I could tell him I needed enough space for the game and he debloated it as much as he could. Legend.

Zozano ,

Maybe they meant “a catalogue of questions”?

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Females entertained with music attacked hosts much later than their non-entertained peers.

Based off the house parties I’ve attended, this checks out.

Zozano ,

Technically not. There are habits, which are mental, and then there are chemical addictions.

Regardless, you could simply wish for crack to magically appear in everyone’s blood stream in a constant pace for the next week, then turn it off suddenly, and watch everyone (except the crackheads with a stash) go through hell together.

Zozano ,

Wanda, I wish I had an extra inch

noo timmy, you’re still a child, why are you already so concerned with how others perceive you??!

Cosmo, I want a flashlight so bright I can see inside a black hole.

LOL here you go. Want me to teleport you to the event horizon for testing?

Zozano ,

The part which annoys me is about intentions.

Sure, lobby groups do pay off some people with a PhD to lie for them (Patrick Moore), that’s not up for debate.

But to imply that this is the norm is just ignorant of how research is conducted.

Most scientists are either employed by a company, working towards a very specific, non contentious goal (like developing cold fusion), or are involved in research at a university, paid for in grants by their government to research whatever has been approved as worthy of investigation.

Nobody is pressuring these researchers to find evidence to support any particular agenda, the chips land where they fall. There’s no fat cat smoking a cigar telling the climate science team at their local university that they need to find more evidence to crash the petrol stocks so they can sell more solar panels.

Zozano ,

My ex used to have this weird kink.

She would dress up like herself and act like a bitch all day long.

Zozano ,

What does woke mean?

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Sony Teases Futuristic Phones and PlayStation Controllers

Sony can tease my asshole.

Zozano ,

Its literally a bad prototype for the ps3 lol

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Bitfucker knew that was rhetorical.

Zozano ,

I can’t tell if this question is rhetorical.

Zozano ,

Epistemology should be taught in primary school.

I mean that unironically. Learning about simple principles like non-contradiction and logical fallacies can help inoculate against so much bullshit.

With AI distorting the internet in every capacity, virtually everyone needs a new norm for evaluating whether their knowledge can be justified.

Zozano ,

Or you could roll with the opposite method.

Zozano ,

I’m so glad that meme format died.

Also that fucking distorted bubble text sent me into a frothing seizure.

I can’t even imagine what kinds of shit I’m missing on TikTok

Zozano ,

Oh, you think seeders are your ally, but you merely adopted piracy as an adult. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t pay for anything until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but expensive.

The peers betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you my torrent collection, whilst preparing to show you my ratio. Then I will set my upload speed limit to 0.

Zozano ,

Use it as a stable diffusion img-to-img template, and outpaint it so he’s riding a duck in a pond.

9 years later, I finally played fallout 4

Having dropped New Vegas in the past due to lost interest, I decided to try this game out finally since a friend of mine was having a fallout 3 playthrough himself. It was it 8 bucks, so I figured why not. I have to say, I put way more hours into this game than both other Bethesda games I’ve played through (Skyrim and...

Zozano ,

I loathe Fallout 4 for all the things the game has robbed the franchise of.

Most dialogue choices boil down to “yes / sarcastic yes / tell me more / not right now”

I really hate the settlement building, but I feel like I need to interact with it to play properly - it’s too powerful to ignore when playing on Survival.

I would have preferred if the settlers improved things themselves over time if the resources were available for them.

The three factions make the moral choice a no brainer. The Institute are slaveowners, the Brotherhood are Nazis and the Railroad are the Underground Railroad (very clever Bethesda).

(Minute men is not a real faction, they’re tertiary)

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The institute are bad because they’re basically “scientific racists” - they diminish the experienced suffering of conscious beings, even though they’re anatomically identical to Real Humans™

They’ve got the power to fix so many problems upstairs, but they’re so far removed from the suffering of others that they don’t know what the problems even are.

They’re essentially the 1% in our world. Bunch of privileged cunts who think they can fix the world by throwing money at a problem without really understanding the plight of the working class.

Zozano ,

How is his alignment “good”?

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Back when I was maybe seven years old I went to this kids birthday party. I got him an ant farm with tubes.

Later on when all the kids were playing together in his room without adults, he pulled the roll of clear plastic tubing out of ant farm box, he shoved one end up his ass and then started sucking on the other end.

It’s nice to know that he is still alive and tweeting.

Zozano ,

The clear plastic tubing was packaged in a roll, to be cut at whatever length the ant farmer wanted, so it was long enough to do standing up.

He didn’t get naked, just put his hand down his pants. It was evident that he placed it either on his butthole, or up it, based on the effort he was taking.

Zozano ,

What’s the difference between a redneck maggot and every other maggot?

Redneck maggots have a dicktooth

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It’s maggots all the way down.

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