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Lifecoach5000 ,

Dan would never do that. He already stated they would be deleted.

Lifecoach5000 ,

Whole album still holds up but I’m sure you already know that! Heck, I have a deeper appreciation for it now cuz I started getting distracted by industrial music around then.

Lifecoach5000 ,

Well that changes weekly, but if I had to pick just one to be stranded on a desert island with it would be the original Robocop(1987) - just so much nostalgia personally but a really great satire ahead of it’s time.

Although next week, I might could say the hilarious meta mindfuck Adaptation. Peak Nic Cage, Spike Jonez and Charlie Kaufman - a really fun and wild ride and I love how self indulgent it is.

Lifecoach5000 ,

Oh how very nice of them. Just really warms my heart. I wonder why currently serving GOP’ers aren’t following suit?

Lifecoach5000 ,

There was a great take on one of these called “Everybody Hates Raymond”

It was the show Everybody Loves Ramon but the laugh track was completely replaced with boos and was frickin hilarious. I think it got removed from YouTube though cuz I haven’t been able to find it for years.

Lifecoach5000 ,

Agreed. Still looks delicious but I’d like to see a bit more restraint on the topped salsa just so I can see em.

Lifecoach5000 ,

Yeah I was expecting this to be a thought piece in general about companies requiring them be back in office.

Lifecoach5000 ,

I’m gonna say this out loud next time I’m taking a shower.

Lifecoach5000 ,

First we had to deal with microplastics and now this!

Have you ever smoked crack? What was it like?

I never really did a lot of drugs besides smoking pot a few times but I tried crack once at a party in college and I felt pretty ashamed of myself immediately after despite high. I didn’t try it again and am actually a sober adult now, not because I had a drug problem but I just grew out of wanting to try them and never liked...

Lifecoach5000 ,

I smoked crack in my teens. I think it’s an unfair stigma to judge crack worse than cocaine - even though I know you’re not proclaiming that or anything.

Lifecoach5000 ,

I mean they are but technically not. I believe once you cook up cocaine with baking soda and water to make crack(at least that’s how we used to do it) that the actual chemical composition changes and that makes it different.

Someone feel free to fact check me on that cuz I’m just going off the dome.

Lifecoach5000 ,

I’m not super happy about it, but my roomba is absolutely essential now that I’ve been spoiled with it. I don’t like the idea of any of my appliances being online straight tied to a vendor’s app and service - but I’m willing to accept the trade off in this instance. Maybe someday I’ll upgrade to a different robot vac. I know there are FOSS setups to work around some of those challenges and circumvent some of the BS.

Lifecoach5000 ,

I dispise vacuuming and sweeping and I have 2 canines, so there’s a lot of fur and grime on the floor that needs regular tending to. I bought the roomba model that is self charging and self emptying, so you can just let it run in a set it and forget it fashion.

Alternatively, it also actually helps motivate me to do other chores as well. I have to pick up everything off the floor before running the vac, and at that point I just start tidying up other things while letting it run.

Lifecoach5000 ,

Kinda thought you were talking about Hulk Hogan which would also be terrifying in its own right.

Lifecoach5000 ,

Just got this bullshit offer from Ticketmaster for one of their breaches and they are only offering 1 year free credit monitoring.

Lifecoach5000 ,

Yeah not sure I even care enough to take advantage.

Lifecoach5000 ,

Awww bizzaroland. I hope you got some better friends.

Lifecoach5000 ,

The was in the 90s when I was growing up. Some asshole straight up came into my parent’s house and took these expensive ass Guess shorts while I was napping. Also had my wallet and ID in there. In a few days, the ID showed back up in my mailbox. I have a feeling it was a scumbag dude I grew up with but I’ll never truly know for sure.

Lifecoach5000 ,

Well fine then! I’ll keep them to myself.

Lifecoach5000 ,

local politics one that I disagree with but I use to be aware of what my local conservative pseudo fascists are arguing about.

I really need to find something like for my area. I like to hear what’s being said in these circles.

Lifecoach5000 ,

Upvote for knowledge fight and BtB. I also personally love The Dollap

Lifecoach5000 ,

I still look at it to gawk at the insanity on r/conspiracy or what the fear mongering knuckleheads on r/conservative are talking about. You can’t get the on Lemmy.

I never post or upvote on Reddit though. Simply lurk. I enjoy posting here because just seems way more chill.

Lifecoach5000 ,

I dunno if I can say I cared but I have been curious about the situation. There was a picture posted today of his unbandaged ear and it looked completely fine. Like no scars or stitches or anything.

I guess he just got slightly grazed with some small fragments or something.

Lifecoach5000 OP ,

Been keeping it pretty basic. Just a dash of salt and pepper and garlic powder on one side right after I SMASH

Lifecoach5000 OP ,

Thank you much! No fried egg. Just mayo, green leaf lettuce, thin tomato slices, chopped sweet onion and bacon. I think I need to dial down on the green leaf a bit.

The burger you’re describing sounds like a masterpiece though!

Lifecoach5000 OP ,

You make the patties into a loose meatball shape(around 4 ounces). Ground beef 80/20 works best from what I’ve heard. Then when your pan is super hot, you throw them on and smash them super thin. Let them cook about 2 mins, then get a metal spatula to flip. Add cheese if you so desire and let it cook for another min.

The one in the pic is a double smash burger with 2 patties. Magnificent IMO. I just started this journey a couple weeks ago and I am hooked! Although I need to prob chill a bit since not exactly the most healthy thing.

Lifecoach5000 OP ,

Ohhhh might have to give this a go

Lifecoach5000 OP ,

Amazing! Those look delectable!

Lifecoach5000 ,

👆🏽this person knows

Lifecoach5000 OP ,

Here’s the vid in question: youtu.be/K19QBpRucT4?si=ZyKps6nN04KKlg00

They joke about drinking blood and joining the Illuminati I think starting at the 1:45 mark

Lifecoach5000 ,

Doesn’t make it right or acceptable.

Lifecoach5000 ,

I keep seeing this. Did he really go to Cancun again??

Lifecoach5000 ,

@remindme 5 months

Lifecoach5000 ,

Haven’t seen it but that’s a BOLD statement. I would like someone else’s opinion who has seen both.

Lifecoach5000 ,

Never even played Zork once yet I will always think of this track when it comes up.

Oklahoma Supreme Court dismisses lawsuit of last Tulsa Race Massacre survivors seeking reparations (apnews.com)

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — The Oklahoma Supreme Court on Wednesday dismissed a lawsuit of the last two survivors of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, dampening the hope of advocates for racial justice that the government would make amends for one of the worst single acts of violence against Black people in U.S. history....

Lifecoach5000 ,

I only learned about it a few years back myself from Stuff You Should Know podcast.

Lifecoach5000 ,

I find it somewhat odd that there wouldn’t be at least one “infowarrior rides” bumper sticker. Guess they just wanna be a lowkey shithead with the vanity plate.

Lifecoach5000 ,

He’s still using XP?? I’m guessing his computer isn’t online then?

Lifecoach5000 ,

That’s an interesting question and wonder what most would say. There’s a story behind yours that’s rooted in world history and obviously affected your family. IMO, you’re allowed to keep it without looking sympathetic.

Lifecoach5000 ,

Do you make Gameboy music though? I used to really be into LSDJ. I know nothing about programming actual games though

Lifecoach5000 ,

I haven’t kept up with anything chiptune related in prob 10 years or so, so no I am not too familar with any new tools for the GB. I did enjoy making music on it though. It fun to work creatively when there are a bunch of limitations!

Lifecoach5000 ,

Dial tone still exists. Pretty much every business phone that’s most likely a VoIP line still generates dial tone to the user’s headset.

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