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Agent641 ,

Buddy, youre not gonna believe this…

Agent641 ,

When you have no roof over your head and it rains, just make a tarp from the skin of a landlord.

Agent641 ,

Since quitting reddit my brain is going through shitpost withdrawal. If this keeps up I might read a bok again.

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Your mums tits are my playground

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In australia, many playgrounds also have gas BBQ cookers that you can use for free, and picnic tables. So the taxpayers benefit by having free gass bbq and can cook dinner in the park while their kids are distracted in the playgroud. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me

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Ah see thats where youre getting confused. ‘Ice’ is slang for crystal methamphetamine which doesnt melt. The moon is covered in meth. Thats why moon ‘rocks’ are so expensive

Agent641 ,

Its quite important that you remember what the late Michael Jacksons pronouns were. They were He/He

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Michael Rodent, and his girlfriend, Minerva

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I once while hiking in the desert I fell off a sandstone monolith and landed in a bush that broke my fall. If Id missed the bush I’d have hit rocks and died, ants would have eaten my corpse.

Agent641 ,

Private Minecraft servers are the best place to plan and practice terrorist attacks.

Agent641 ,

“Megacorp killed my cyberwife” Is a heck of an vigilante origin story

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He also killed a fig tree out of spite when he was hungry but there was no figs on it

Agent641 ,

Go throw up

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We estimate we can sell up to 80% of an individuals visual field before inducing seizures.

Agent641 ,

I was playing the maze game on screensaver

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Peace!

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Agent641 ,

Its free real estate!

Agent641 ,

False. My height multiples my worth (n * 0 = 0)

Agent641 ,

1 doge = 1 doge

Agent641 ,

In australia we eat our kangaroos and emus too. Also camels, sometimes.

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I once had a very vivid dream that i lived in a society that valued animal life, but still ate meat, and figured that the best compromise was to breed bigger cows, so that fewer number of animals needed to be killed for more meat. So a genetically engineered ultracow was bred that was the size of a battleship, and it took a whole city to care for and feed it. But something went wrong and the ultracow got out of its pen and just roamed around breaking stuff and nobody could catch it again.

Agent641 ,

Those background check questions are bullshit anyway. I mean, who hasnt been addicted to a bit of the old cracky-wakky? Its just so moreish.

Agent641 ,

I want my batteries energy capacity measured in calories, just in case I swallow it

Agent641 ,

TR1 had pulsating flesh caves so theres that.

Agent641 ,

Part of the problem is if you want to chill something, like a warm beer or bottle of wine, you dont want to freeze any part of it. Sure you could dubk it in superchilled liquid nitrogen at -255 or whatever, but the heat energy leaves the object from the outside, and the liquid nearer the edge would freeze before you got the middle cold. You might also thermally shock the glass and break it.

The fastest way to chill a wine or beer would probably to put it in an immersion bath fully submerged in a dense, thermally conductive liquid like salt water, kept at a temperature of -2 degrees C or so, and a pump to circulate it around, like a cold sous-vide where maximum surfacearea is being exposed to the chilling liquid. If you left it in long enought it might eventually freeze, but you could optimise immersion time and bottle temperature to ensure that its inner heat energy and thermal transfer rate is enough to prevent the liquid at the outer edge from freezig.

If your wine or beer had a magnetic stir bar or something inside to keep the temperature of the inner liquid circulating and thermally consistent, your saltwater bath could go even colder, but that would introduce other problems like nucleating the carbon dioxide in the beer or wine.

Agent641 ,

We have a tree that will sting you and the pain lasts for years and there is no cure, it has made horses and war-hardened soldiers commit suicide

…com.au/…/gympie-gympie-once-stung-never-forgotte…

Agent641 ,

You are anti-vax because youre a paranoid conspiracy theorist.

I am anti-vax because I crave death.

straightens tie

We are not the same.

Agent641 ,

slaps roof of tiny coffin

“This bad boy can fit exactly one antivaxxer’s kid…”

Agent641 ,

You offering? 👉👈

Agent641 ,

Lead poisoning

Agent641 ,

Correct. Still not sorry.

Agent641 ,

I forget what I need while im halfway through writing my list.

Its ok though I normally remember at 2:17am whole lying awake staring at the ceiling.

Agent641 ,

Thats a polite way of saying delete all humans

Agent641 ,

Still bigger than the van I live in.

The Batshit Crazy Story Of The Day Elon Musk Decided To Personally Rip Servers Out Of A Sacramento Data Center (www.techdirt.com)

Back on Christmas Eve of last year there were some reports that Elon Musk was in the process of shutting down Twitter’s Sacramento data center. In that article, a number of ex-Twitter employees wer…

Agent641 ,

“Rodents. Release the halon gas.”

“Wait no, thats Elon Musk!”

“…”

“Release the gas.”

Agent641 ,

Also 7 year old russian kids

Agent641 ,

You ever tried cleaning a chimney while sober at 5 1/2 years of age?

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Some doctors are wild. Mine will give me anything. I had a sore neck, he gave me tramadol. I was having trouble sleeping after quitting drinking, he gave me quietapine antipsychotics because their side effects are drowsiness. He gave me phentermine, a weight loss drug and powerful stimulant, because I was depressed. I was still depressed, but was much faster.

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It would help cover the sounds of muffled child screams from within the wals of the building, so yes.

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Completely unrelated question but where can I buy termites, and where can I buy a slingshot, and how many Gees can you subject a termite to without killing it?

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Ironically, Spongerobert would be more resilient to school shootings since sea sponges can reconstitute themselves even after massive damage, such as being forced through a fine mesh screen.

YSK that Ecosia, the search engine that plants trees, will donate all profits on September 13th (tomorrow) to victims of the recent Moroccan earthquake (blog.ecosia.org)

Ecosia is great in general, they’ve done stuff like this before for wildfires and such, and they are carbin negative and use 100% of their profits for helping the planet...

Agent641 ,

They sell your feet pics to degenerates

Agent641 ,

Ok, but have you tried essential oils?

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The wifi beams come out in all direction. You can help boost the wifi by placing a mirror behind the router. Then the rays will be reflected back to you and not wasted.

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I (with permission, but without oversight) take home all the broken computers, obsolete cables, and other junk from work and either:

  • build working PCs from parts of many and sell them
  • strip them and sell the parts individually
  • sell the cables (if you need a VGA cable for some old monitor at 730pm on sunday right away because your new monitor broke, Im youre guy)
  • scrap out computers and cables for ewaste, copper, and aluminium and sell these at the recycling center.

Nothing goes to waste/landfil on my watch. Everything I sell is exceptionally cheap. If someone needs a computer but has no money, I give it.

Agent641 ,

Good karma generator?

Agent641 ,

I want to go back to bed, boss.

Agent641 ,

And France, dont forget they spanked France.

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