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Agent641 ,

Have they checked behind the couch cushions? Where did they leave them last?

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Im going to find a way to cite this in my next uni assignment (I study international relations)

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Amazon will use this to set time limits on employees poo breaks.

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Which religious orgs?

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XVideo? Ive seen this one.

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ADA is an F-22 Raptor. Effective and functional, but you can’t have one.

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Assembely is a pile of iron ore. Make what you want with it.

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Is that a good thing?

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I wish the cowardly aliens would come back and finish us off like they tried to in 1908

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She single?

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Always be breaking exactly one law. Never more, never less.

This is difficult, but not impossible, while sleeping.

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Whats Samuel L Jackson got to do with this

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It was probably invented by and for BOH staff

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New trolley problem just dropped: would you drink free beer disposed of by the brewery, knowing there is a non-zero chance it contains a tiny amount of piss?

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What colour tractor are you gonna get?

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U dont want your sockwater?

slurp

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How are nodes chosen by the client?

What stops governments/LEO/copyright dragons from spinning up thousands of the fastest/most accessable i2p nodes so that clients connect to them first, then these hosts log the traffic paths to identify origin/destination?

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But he had a vast array of enemies.

Agent641 ,

Have you considered Factorio?

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MournHub, for sexy widows

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Cry ‘oink’ and let slip the hogs of war

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Fun fact, sperm whales are only called sperm whales because the name ‘cum whale’ was already used to refer to OPs mum.

Korean "Toast" from a local Korean Food Hall (lemmy.world)

Korean Street Toast (Gilgeori-toast 길거리토스트). It’s basically a Korean breakfast sandwich. There’s no one way to make it but it’s usually egg mixed with various veggies that is fried into a patty and put on buttered toast (think made like a grilled cheese). It’s gotten super popular in Korea as a quick street...

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Look up food wishes korean street toast on youtube for a great tutorial.

Agent641 ,

Smother it with the corpses of billionaires

Agent641 ,

Anyone else remember 1337 5|>34|<¿

Agent641 ,

Its their body, we are just the pilot.

FBI says North Korea deployed thousands of IT workers to get remote jobs in US with fake IDs (www.businessinsider.com)

FBI says North Korea deployed thousands of IT workers to get remote jobs in US with fake IDs::North Koreans are using fake IDs and learning IT skills to sneak their way into remote American jobs, according to the FBI and Justice departments.

Agent641 ,

Id stay home so they think Im North Korean.

Agent641 ,

‘Sexy’ pig?

Redundant.

Agent641 ,

Ill never understand the appeal of short form video. I watch YT for episodic content ~10-20 mins or deep tutorials about some niche technical thing Im doing or interested in doing

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Where is Harambe?! Is he safe? Is he alright?!

Agent641 ,

Australian here. The ATO (australian tax office) has a website you go to. It is pre-filled with various dada, your salary, your bank interest, uni loans, etc.

You add any additional salary, eg gig economy or crypto earnings (lol) and put in your deductions. I deduct heaps because I make money on the side renting out my camper van, and all its expenses are deductable from its earnings, but if you just have one job and thats it, then you can be done with your tax return in 10 mins, for free, online.

You can even preview your expected tax return before you commit. Once you commit, the return lands in your bank acvount usually within a week or so. You even get a receipt showimg what they spent your money on.

Agent641 ,

Frugal gang unite!

Agent641 ,

You are going to wish you could go back to the time when you didnt know.

Agent641 ,

Im a huge fan of the 5th element strat. Slide me into a pod and render me unconcious with gas. It solves so many problems - entertaing self in flight, listening to the bodily functions of strangers, crying babies. Airlines would save millions on meals not served and stewards not serving them. It even solves security concerns, terrorists cant hijack a plane when they are unconcious and locked in a pod.

And if the worst happens, and the plane has a case of engine-rich-exhaust and is hurtling down into the freezing southern ocean, I really dont wanna know about it. Just let Posiden take me in my sleep.

Gulf Stream weakening now 99% certain, and ramifications will be global (www.livescience.com)

A new study has confirmed that the Gulf Stream, a crucial ocean current that helps regulate climate and sea levels, is weakening. The flow of warm water through the Florida Straits has slowed by 4% over the past four decades. This slowdown has significant implications for the world's climate, and scientists are concerned that it...

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At this point its just for a bit of fun

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Invest in coat makers, you say?

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We meet under the 5th street bridge at midnight, the code word is sic semper tyrannis

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Its like a regular cold, butbwith more complaining.

Egyptian queen tomb discovery yields sealed jars of wine from 5,000 years ago, plus 'exciting information' (www.foxnews.com)

Scientists have discovered sealed jars of wine from 5,000 years ago in an Egyptian queen’s tomb.The find, one of the oldest ever, was among the “grave goods” for Queen Meret-Neith in Abydos, from 3,000 BC, according to SWNS, the British news service.

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Aww, i was hoping it would be about my cars extended warranty.

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If you wish to have a pee

You must first solve his riddles three

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Do we know who this ‘someone’ is? Sucks to be them.

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Steve Mould likewise.

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Well, the base is on an island with fairly good turret protection from the biters, but I dont know anything about engineering, so Id probably shut down the factory except for the bullet farm, make a comfy nest in the wreck of the ship, and go fishing.

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The U.S. govt is their fin-dom

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They wont. But if they did, it would be an interesting political move. It would demonstrate unambiguously that:

  • they have nukes (everybody sorta knows, but its never been confirmed)
  • they are willing to use them in anger against their enemies (only the second country to use them agains enemies)
  • they are willing to engage in a first strike (many countries are cimitted to not being the first to send the spicy boi)
  • they are willing to use them against a non-existential threat (many countries intend only to use them only when faced with, or after experiencing annihilation)
  • they are willing to use them on their own doorstep, to the peril of hostages, enemy civilians, and their own citizens/fisheries/farmland in the region

This would be such a radical nuclear doctrine that it would genuinely give all arab countries, and Iran, pause to consider their own safety.

Agent641 ,

The first two words of my comment are “They wont”

Agent641 ,

A change in nuclear doctrine of one state doesn’t necessarily mean another will change their doctrine too. For example, Russia and India have a No-first-use policy, but the US and Pakistan do not; they reserve the right, in their doctrine, to use nukes whenever they see fit. The UK has a doctrine of first strike ambiguity, meaning that their adversary wont know whether or not they are willing to strike first until it starts raining MIRVs - or not.

Agent641 ,

Its tough being a counterfeitter

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