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Agent641 ,

Is this a real image or ai generated?

Agent641 ,

Angels attacked a friend of mine for more than 90 minutes, taking off and eating part of her legs, arms, breast and face. The paramedics that eventually brought her to the hospital were so traumatized they still have not returned to work. My friend has had 11 reconstructive surgeries so far.

Agent641 ,

B E N O T A F R A I D

Agent641 ,

These were 4 german shepherd angels

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He works in such mysterious ways. But I Trust in his greater (meal) plan

Agent641 ,

I have no debts, 10k in savings, and I live in a van 🙃

Agent641 ,

Today, carrots tomorrow, aubergines. Its a slippery slope

Agent641 ,

“I did not have sexual relations with that chinese bat”

Agent641 ,

Where else am I going to learn how to chug a liter of goon out of a sweaty gumboot?

Agent641 ,

Me too! I was like “Did we expect the kid to just shrug off the bullets?”

Agent641 ,

Also consider fasting for 1 day a week (32 hrs). Its quite healthy for the body, but I also find that my brain tends to lose focus on all the nebulous dominating anxieties (work, money, school, relationsips, wars, the fact that there will never be any more episodes of Stargate SG-1) and instead it focuses on what it percieves as a more pressing threat, starvation. Which you can easily rationalize away because theres food everywhere. Gives me some mental relief and clarity for a day and its a good form of self discipline

Agent641 ,

As a non-undercover Agent, you arent supposed to tell people that.

Agent641 ,

And wrap it in tinfoil. Even “off” phones can be woken up and forced to display messages.

Agent641 ,

Economies of scale in construction and disposal. Ease of transportation. Modularity. Manufacturers can have better oversight of them, and design flaws can be found and fixed easier when you have, say, 1000 production articles as opposed to 4 articles.

Plus, if you put six of them together in a 2x3 configuration, you get a massive power output multiplier (source: Factorio)

Agent641 ,

I have to post about something other than linux

Agent641 ,

MQTT has a last-will-and-testament feature.

Agent641 ,

We also have free healthcare. You Americans are getting shafted from so many directions

Tom Hanks Warns Fans About ‘AI Version of Me’ Promoting Dental Plan: ‘I Have Nothing to Do With It’ (variety.com)

Tom Hanks Warns Fans About ‘AI Version of Me’ Promoting Dental Plan: ‘I Have Nothing to Do With It’::Tom Hanks shared a computer-generated image of himself on Instagram, warning his followers about an ‘AI version of me’ promoting a dental plan.

Agent641 ,

😃 scientists discover a new bacteria that can digest plastics

😨 the bacteria escaped containment and is spreading prodigiously

Agent641 ,

Im always doing a bit

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alarm goes off

me staring at the numbers

“I’ve forgotten how to read.”

Agent641 ,

Western Australia has successfully defended itself against the restern Australia and their demonic timewizardry

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Im 37 and studied international relations, and Im still not clear which of the following is a nation state, and which isn’t:

  • England
  • Britain
  • Great Britain
  • The United Kingdom

All I know is that ‘Little Britain’ is a TV documentary.

Agent641 ,

Thank you I am even more confused than before

Agent641 ,

Elevator is always waiting at the floor Im on. Man.

In a leaked memo, Shopify CEO Tobi Lütke put limits on employees having side hustles, saying Shopify requires 'unshared attention' (www.businessinsider.com)

In a leaked memo, Shopify CEO Tobi Lütke put limits on employees having side hustles, saying Shopify requires ‘unshared attention’::Shopify CEO Tobi Lütke discourages employees from side hustles in company memo, saying their jobs require their undivided attention.

Agent641 ,

Can you make me an app? I have a killer idea. Its uber-eats, but the driver has to come inside and eat dinner with you when you’re lonely.

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Agent641 ,

These electric motors, you are winding the coils yourself from a FOSS design? And the batteries to drive them, we going with voltaic piles, or a lithium refinery?

Agent641 ,

The hacking scene in the Command and Conquer game is unrivalled. Actually piloting worms through cyberspace, with the very real risk of death to the hacker, this is the future I knew and loved as a child

Agent641 ,

sees them typing into notepad

“Wait this might actually be legit…”

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