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Agent641 ,

I only sell my axis-themed WW2 memorabilia flags to white men with hereditary or other baldness. They need to be at least

lifts arm with palm flat

This tall.

Agent641 ,

“Everyone shall live in the megacity!”

“Even you?”

“No, I shall live in a fuckoff huge mansion on 4000 acres.”

Agent641 ,

The film Civil War is basically America capitalising on its own imminent self-destruction.

Agent641 ,

Just dont.

Agent641 ,

Sadly inserts buttplug

Agent641 ,

I ran the numbers, and it says about 0.00473m^2^2

Agent641 ,

But did it go “Pew pew”?

Agent641 ,

mOSes

Agent641 ,

I could have multiple rooms too, if I string up a sheet to divide the front half of my van from the back

Agent641 , (edited )

Flashlights need to be held and pointed. The truly lazy would use a headlamp

Agent641 ,

I can kinda see why they think this way. I went to court recently and the Magistrate and all the lawyers have these strange phrases and rituals that don’t get used in regular parlance, so Im not surprised that sovcits think that if they learn the magic language of the court, they can get their way. But its just a bunch of old-timey Victorian era routine.

Agent641 ,

What did we do to deserve Jim Carrey?

Dog-like robot jams home networks and disables devices during police raids — DHS develops NEO robot for walking denial of service attacks (www.tomshardware.com)

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has announced that it has developed a four-legged robot designed to jam the wireless transmissions of smart home devices. The robot was revealed at the 2024 Border Security Expo and is called NEO. It is built using the Quadruped Unmanned Ground Vehicle (Q-UGV) and looks a lot like the...

Agent641 ,

Ya cant jam an Ethernet cord

Agent641 ,

When you swat them they just get really annoyed

Agent641 ,

President Blazin’

Agent641 ,

I fight, bleed and groan every time I go to the toilet.

Agent641 ,

Or had a vulnerability in it

Agent641 ,

I hate that he started at least 2 sentences with “and”

Agent641 ,

GameFAQs, TOTSE, 4chan, 99chan, imgur, Reddit, Lemmy is my redemption arc

Agent641 ,

It was weird. I actually paid for imgur back in the day, when you could. You would scroll randomly through images which I later learned were popular or Reddit. There was a simple, linear comment chain. The nested comment style of reddit confused me. I was on imgur for like 3 years before I tried reddit.

Imgur says Ive been a member for 13 years.

Agent641 ,

You should sit in 2 then, to tell the wolves how superior your OS is

Agent641 ,

Its basically Neighbours From Hell: Countries edition

Agent641 ,

For all those peasants with computers?

Agent641 ,

I say charge her as a black male.

Agent641 ,

Do it in a way that they are forced to condemn the building.

Agent641 ,

Just the gay half though

Agent641 ,

The only known photo of Potoooooooo

Agent641 ,

When will crowd strike next?

Agent641 ,

Guac La Croix

Agent641 ,

Yeah but testing costs money and CEO needs new private island, his old one is too small.

Agent641 ,

What if I dont really want the hair back?

Agent641 ,

The real don’t ask, don’t tell.

Agent641 ,

RemindMe! 4 months

Agent641 ,

Ah, Keychron. I see you’re a man of culture.

Agent641 ,

What is pizza?

Agent641 ,

But the pizza base is bread, and bread is a soup.

Agent641 ,

Hurts more when Mum gives you one every birthday.

Agent641 ,

Mussels can

Agent641 ,

Planet: is actively boiling rock

Life: Its free real estate!

Agent641 ,

They could save others from the drudgery of office work, but not themselves.

What is the actual point of a bra?

Let me preface this by saying I am a man, and smoked a little too much, so I’m sitting here thinking… what is or was the original purpose of a bra? Weight support? Vanity? Covering the nips so people’s eyes met your eyes and you can have a normal conversation? Like what’s it all about?

Agent641 ,

Without a bra, you risk getting a harmonic resonant swing going, and toppling over like the Tacoma Narrows bridge.

Agent641 ,

Apparently, eating C-4 causes diarrhoea. Bomb tech recruits would be fed small amounts of C-4 and then chased around with a taser, a shock from which they feared would set it off, while trying not to shit themselves

Agent641 ,

About 12" 😉

Ask your mum

Agent641 ,

Once the missiles are over Ukrainian airspace without permission, its littering, and they technically become Ukrainian property. If Ukraine chooses to designate them as targets for a neighbourly live fire exercise, then that’s their prerogative.

Agent641 ,

Is the movie still coming out?

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Hi

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I mean, its legal for farmers to shoot them…

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