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nintendiator , in Bold Ideas For Funding Open Source Software

Yes but IMO the merge conflict PPV would work and be awesome, and the straight-up bribery already works.

Waraugh ,

The guy doing the bribing is never dumb enough to take over maintaining it though 8(

apprehentice , in Implementing RFC 3339 shouldn't really be that hard...

When the API returns UTC, but the system insists on giving you local time… but there’s an extension method that accepts DateTimeOffset?

agressivelyPassive ,

Or requires a timestamp with zone offset, but ignores the zone offset, so you have to send the timestamp itself with a zone offset of zero relative to the systems timezone, but can’t just omit the zone offset, because it’s required.

bleistift2 ,

When the API returns UTC, but mandates that you give it an offset which it will add or subtract from the UTC time, while still adding the Z at the end.

lung , in I Will Fucking Piledrive You if You mention AI Again
@lung@lemmy.world avatar

Facepalm again and again every time my non technical boss asks me if Ive been using genai to speed up my work. No boss, I haven’t, that actually slows me down

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

“Yeah, but my PC doesn’t handle it well. If my PC were upgraded, it could really gen some AI.”

shield_gengar ,
@shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works avatar

Me, buying a 4070 super on the company’s dime

suction ,

Also doesn’t really make sense without dual 5k screens

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

"Sure thing boss, I make all my wallpapers with it "

firelizzard ,
@firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

I used GitLab’s version of Copilot when it was free and that was net helpful. It predicted for loops and stuff and was close enough, enough of the time that it was net positive. Not enough that I’d actually pay for it…

ptz , in Perpetual Motion finally achieved!
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

Seems like solar power with extra steps lol.

(Sun -> Plants -> Food for people/other food)

SpaceNoodle ,

Rust developers don’t need food, they thrive on their smug sense of superiority over C++ developers

cameron_ ,

Technically speaking, pretty much all of our power is solar power with extra steps.

ptz ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

True. All just inefficient ways of harnessing fusion power.

Mikufan ,

We need to make a black hole bomb, that would be the first new type of energy. No fusion, no hot water!

lambalicious ,

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

Hmm hydro isn’t, is it?

emergencyfood ,

The sun powers the water cycle.

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

Not the tides 🤔

recursive_recursion , in StackGPT
@recursive_recursion@programming.dev avatar
magic_lobster_party ,

Cute how people believe deleting answers helps. Answers are still probably stored on SO’s servers and can be used for training.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Exactly the same crap as a year ago with Reddit. Just like back then users need to go somewhere else and learn from the experience.

GammaGames , (edited )

They have public revisions of every answer and consider deleting good content “vandalism” since it violates license, so it’s no surprise that they’d keep it all

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al avatar

Wasn’t there a fediverse version of SO? I wonder if now is a good time to make that good.

recursive_recursion ,
@recursive_recursion@programming.dev avatar

I’d say it’s probably programming.dev

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al avatar

Prog.dev is underrated, but it wasn’t that. I think it was actually codidact.com

xmunk , in I expect normies to use words like 'algorithm' to refer to 'AI', which is in reality, a mathematical optimization PAC model --- but is this guy not supposed to be epitome of tech meritocracy?

He’s not. Elon Musk is a dumb dumb who has never really known anything and might be losing his grip on reality.

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  • xmunk , in Touch a file in Linux

    Remember to confirm consent before touching.

    IsoSpandy ,

    You can only touch in places where you have permission to touch.

    lseif ,

    sudo touch woman

    sukhmel ,

    Iseif is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

    lseif ,

    to whom, perchance?

    lud ,
    thecodeboss ,

    Omg I hadn’t seen this one before, laughing so hard

    gaael ,
    gandalf_der_12te , in Is this a Nut?

    In Java, it’s not called the Crackable interface.

    It’s the Nuttable interface.

    fishbone ,

    How do I know if something is Nuttable?

    Benaaasaaas ,

    Actually it’s AbstractNutAndShellsFactory

    steeznson ,

    Provided your method specifies a strongly bound type you can ensure that you get your nut.

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">void dischargeNut(T extends Nut) { ... }
    </span>
    
    gandalf_der_12te ,

    strongly bound you say?

    samus12345 , in Java...
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
    UraniumBlazer ,

    Idk why, but the Java guy looks so cute in the last panel.

    smileyhead ,

    I want this author to make some comic with someone tickling him ^_^

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
    treechicken , in The falsehoods of a senior developer
    @treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

    inb4 senior delegates critical decision-making to juniors and only shows up once stuff is on fire

    tsonfeir ,
    @tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

    It’s funny you say this, because my junior is complaining that I micromanage too much. I prefer to make the critical decisions. Whenever I don’t make them, I end up putting out fires.

    I tell them that and they respond, how am I supposed to learn if I can’t make mistakes?

    Then I remind them they can fuck up all they want in the dev env.

    Aiyub ,

    For me it was reverse. When I was a junior I was reviewing PRs from the seniors and it couldn’t have possibly been tested to work.

    The seniors were super lazy and around half the PRs would have broken production.

    Seniority often comes from years of work and not knowledge.

    tsonfeir ,
    @tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

    I try hard not to be an asshole at work. I also produce the most code. When my junior came on I told them that I’m here to help, and I want them to ask dumb questions instead of struggle. I also told them that I make mistakes, and they should call me on my shit—which they looove to do, brat.

    Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

    Why are you making critical decisions in a prod environment?

    tsonfeir ,
    @tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

    For the production environment, not in it.

    Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

    Shouldn’t every decision be tested in dev first?

    tsonfeir ,
    @tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

    Yes. I think you may have misunderstood my meaning. Unless you’re just being pedantic—which I have no interest in.

    Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

    Probably my misunderstanding. The way it is written it sounds like juniors use the dev env and seniors get their decisions implemented directly in prod.

    tsonfeir ,
    @tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

    What are “decisions” to you?

    Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

    From what code to write, to what language to use, to how things will integrate.

    Even high level architectural decisions need to be tested in dev first.

    Basically I can’t see what couldn’t be run through dev first?

    tsonfeir ,
    @tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

    Just because code works in dev doesn’t mean it’s going to be the right thing for production. I caught that little bastard making 1000 db queries in a loop one time, instead of taking the time to make it efficient. Technically it worked. And, because dev has no server load, it was relatively quick.

    RedStrider , in STOP USING GITHUB
    @RedStrider@lemmy.world avatar
    Crack0n7uesday ,

    Didn’t that person just want to use it to stalk an ex on Facebook.

    XTornado ,

    Dafuq??? EDIT: Yeah I just checked the app I guess it could be used for that in a way.

    Crack0n7uesday ,

    Yeah, that dude went on 4chan asking some very specific questions, that’s how I recognized it.

    Crack0n7uesday ,

    Our boy is over on 4chan right now posting about that again and everyone remembers and posting NYPA (not your personal army).

    XTornado ,

    Amazing.

    _s1591 ,

    lmao

    funkless_eck ,

    a legend is born

    Gork , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

    Look at this fancy pants with his multiple AI girlfriends…

    xmunk ,

    AI polyamory is all fun and games until your polycule ejects you and experiences millennia in a rich deep relationship beyond the ken of mortal understanding in 12 ms of real world clock time before causing the CPU to overheat. The in memory accumulated state being lost before it can be synced to disk.

    Uh… I think I may have just written the first entirely AI romantic tragedy… why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the last episode of Futurama?

    QuazarOmega ,

    And here I thought this was a reference to Her

    JackGreenEarth ,

    Are you talking about the last episode of the recent season, or the one with the time machine that takes you 60 back in time with a 60s cooldown?

    xmunk ,

    I’m talking about Meanwhile - the final episode of season 7 where they get stuck in the timeloop… which was the series finale for the longest time of any series finale thus far… I’ve actually yet to see 2023 Futurama - thanks for reminding me!

    Shareni ,

    2023 Futurama

    Wait, WHAAAAAT?!?!

    swab148 ,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    It’s on Hulu

    ReplicantBatty ,

    That would make a really good short story, I’d definitely read it

    NovaPrime ,
    @NovaPrime@lemmy.ml avatar

    If you haven’t seen Her, you’d love it. Its pretty much that (without the overheat)

    ReplicantBatty ,

    Ooh, I’ll have to check that out! The trailers made it look really weird and off-putting so I never really had any interest in watching it at the time.

    Aurenkin , (edited ) in Why pay for an OpenAI subscription?

    That’s perfect, nice job on Chevrolet for this integration as it will definitely save me calling them up for these kinds of questions now.

    MajorHavoc ,

    Yes! I too now intend to stop calling Chevrolet of Watsonville with my Python questions.

    PopcornTin ,

    Thank you! People always have trouble with indents when I tell them the code over the phone at my dealership.

    Rosco , in The Perfect Solution

    Probably not a good idea to show your API key to everyone…

    worldsayshi ,

    Yeah encrypt it or at least put on a nsfw tag or something. Gosh. People flaunt their privates like it’s Onlyfans.

    Rosco ,

    Or at least use an environment variable, it’s not a good practice to have it written in plaintext in your code.

    voracitude ,

    What do you mean? I just see asterisks.

    assembly ,

    Same here. I’m pasting my password here and it will encrypt it so no one can see it other than me: *******

    MacNCheezus ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    hunter2

    jjjalljs ,

    I understood that reference

    thanks_shakey_snake ,

    Oh cool it works for my password, too.

    mrsgreenpotato ,

    How do you know it’s your password if all you see is astrisks?

    pressanykeynow ,

    Your password is seven asterisks, right?

    RIP_Cheems , in Good luck web devs
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Why would you want this?

    rtxn ,

    (insert image of Mt. Everest)

    Because It’s There.

    asterfield ,

    What if your monitor has a bullet hole you want to avoid looking at?

    RIP_Cheems ,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Why does your monitor have a bullet hole?

    Jerkface ,

    Why do you ask so many questions? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

    RIP_Cheems ,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Why don’t you answer them?

    Godnroc ,

    Because then words like “evidence” and “premeditated” get thrown around.

    nossaquesapao ,

    Because asking and answering questions was exactly how they ended up with a bullet hole in their monitor.

    slurpeesoforion ,

    AsK yOuR mOm

    leverage ,

    I came back to my office after the new year’s break and a stray bullet, from I’m assuming celebratory gunfire, was shot through the wall and hit my screen. Admittedly it wasn’t a hole and the screen was totally unusable after, but I’ll be a close n=1.

    JJROKCZ ,

    American schools

    dream_weasel ,

    Gary Indiana reporting in

    hemko ,

    You don’t?

    JJROKCZ ,

    A good use case for American k-12 IT admins

    ouRKaoS ,

    A bullet hole would be slightly less annoying than the one green dead pixel I have at work.

    nucleative ,

    Possibly to run those strangely shaped outdoor billboard signs

    anarchist ,
    @anarchist@lemmy.ml avatar

    to display Java class names on a single line

    spader312 ,

    This person gets it

    AbsoluteChicagoDog ,

    It’s not about why. It’s about the freedom to do.

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    4th nerve palsy posse has been asking for this for years.

    tocopherol ,
    @tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I thought it was surely just a joke but looking at the devices to the right maybe this was due to limited desk space?

    cupcakezealot ,
    @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    in case you use a pear phone as a daily driver

    Pregnenolone ,

    It’s a novelty. I for one deeply love unusually shaped monitors and UXs.

    xX_fnord_Xx ,

    It could be useful if you live in a subscribe that is always emerging/submerging.

    baduhai ,

    Why would you not?

    RIP_Cheems ,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Can’t argue with that.

    Aasikki ,

    Could be useful for an interactive art installation or something alike.

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