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halvar , in No swiping!

hell nah this ain’t real i call bullshit

RmDebArc_5 OP ,
@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nah this legit you can trust me I’m on the internet

webghost0101 ,

I can confirm that this post and its image content does in fact really exist here on the internet.

FiskFisk33 ,
w2tpmf ,

It’s supposed to be a picture of someone else when the text credits Abe.

9point6 ,

I like how the Malaysian TV guide is in English

XTL ,

One of the many boons of colonialism.

Viking_Hippie ,

Excerpt from the Wikipedia article Languages of Malaysia:

English is widely understood and spoken within the urban areas of the country; the English language is a compulsory subject in primary and secondary education. It is also the main medium of instruction within most private colleges and private universities. English may take precedence over Malay in certain official contexts as provided for by the National Language Act

Given that and the fact that the people of Malaysia speak several different first languages but the overwhelming majority speak English as a second language, it’s not much of a stretch for there to be English sections of their TV guide 🤷

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Emm…this is in english newspaper, of course it’s in english 😅

refalo ,

Tell me you’ve never been to Malaysia without telling me you’ve never been to Malaysia.

9point6 ,

Well tbh, I’ve not ever been, and I think that probably applies to the vast majority of people

But hey, you seem familiar with it so let’s go:

If I were to visit Malaysia where is (in your opinion): one place I have to visit, one food I can’t miss and one piece of advice you’d give every visitor that they don’t ever seem to know?

firrann ,

Looks like astro is a real TV channel in Malaysia as is unifi. Either someone did their homework or this is as real as it is funny.

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

That reminds me of a person telling me that a screenshot of an email was fake, when I, myself had taken said screenshot.

Godric , in Know the difference.
Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

People are starving every damn day under Capitalism and there is no famine going on. This isn’t the dunk you think it is.

Icalasari ,

No it isn't, but it does highlight the main issue:

Communism would work if it weren't for people trying to co-opt it for power

Fully Automated Luxury Space Communism is the end goal (since, it being automated, means there should effectively be no way to hijack it), but we ain't getting there for a long time. Let's go for socialism first and work from there

pivot_root ,

Communism would work if it weren’t for people trying to co-opt it for power

As long as there exists a way to gain power over others, someone will do it. That’s just the reality of our nature, unfortunately.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

No it isnt.

Godric ,

“No, Wrong”

Thank you Donald, very cool!

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s just human nature unfortunately. We like to help one another and hate to see another human being suffering because we know that could be us. But capitalism has conditioned and limited us out of our human nature to help one another, because either there is no profit in helping the poor or destitute, or we lack the means to help.

TexMexBazooka ,

That’s such a wide eyed idealistic view of the world. Let’s all come together and sing kumbaya.

All people throughout history have always tried to just help each other out, right?

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

People are products of the environment. These influence the ideas people have, who then shape their environment which in turn further influences the ideas people have.

Being conditioned by the material conditions of Capitalism is the opposite of Idealism, it’s Materialism.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Its a realistic view of humanity, not a realistic view of the world we have allowed the greediest among us to create. You should read The Dawn of Everything A New History of Humanity, it goes extreme in depth to explain just how wrong your nihilistic view in humanity is, cooperation is the norm, what Capitalism has created is the anomaly.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Depends on the dominant Mode of Production, actually. People are shaped by their environment.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy ,

“Nuh-uh!”

elfahor ,

It absolutely is. Coming from an anarchist communist.

ilost7489 ,

This goes into a fight over philosophy of human nature. However, since the days of the Roman republic over 2000 years ago where capitalism wasn’t even a concept, people have used political systems to consolidate and gain power over others. It is undoubtabele that there will be people who try to co-opt the system for their personal gain

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Depends on Mode of Production. Roman society was still a class driven society.

Godric ,

I’ve been to Capitalist countries, I’ve been to Communist countries.

Guess which system has their people immigrating to the other system on rafts with their children, just to try the other system. Guess which system builds walls to keep people IN, guess which system has beggars asking for milk for their children instead of money.

Your comment isn’t the dunk you think it is when it brushes up against the harsh truth that is reality.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Bruh I’ve seen families begging for food outside of grocery stores in the United States of America. Now what communist countries had beggers asking for milk?

anon987 , (edited )

China has over 3 million starving homeless people.

havanatimes.org/…/child-beggars-a-growing-problem…Cuba has a huge child starvation problem.

www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-66924300Laos has a huge poverty and homeless problem.

Vietnam has over 23k homeless street children theguardian.com/…/saving-hanoi-street-children-vi…

So to answer your question, every current communist country has a huge poverty and homeless problem.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Every source i can find puts homelessness rates in China at max 1,000,000 and all of them say that they live in shelters, not on the streets.

Cuba had been under embargo from the USA since 1962.

Laos has a massive poverty proborm because of debt which is a capitalist construct.

That statistic on Vietnamese homeless Children is 16 years old, and every source ive found states they have been making great strides since then to fight poverty and homelessness.

anon987 ,

Lol, you extreme communists are hilarious.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

You Capitalist Apologists are so blind to reality it is pathetic there are 18 capitalist countries with higher homeless populations than China. You literally have to divorce yourself from reality to attack Communism. You might as well be covered in shit, while mocking someone for having toilet paper stuck to their shoe.

endhits ,

Famines happen regardless of political system.

EchoCT ,

Those famines happened every 10 years before communism, they happened ONCE during in each location and not again since.

In the meantime capitalism had that death total due to forced starvation every 7 years on average.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

Socialism is usually built from the remains of a previous brutal regime. Starvation doesn’t end overnight.

This is the case for both Russia and China. After stabilizing they had an unprecedented improvement in nutrition, longevity and such.

The same can’t be said for the vast majority of capitalist states, who still experience starvation despite being perfectly capable of feeding everyone.

Rusty ,

And here’s the list of 3.3 million landlords killed by communism …wikipedia.org/…/Excess_mortality_in_the_Soviet_U…

davel , in A helpful graphic about writing alt text
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

A capybara in the library with a candlestick.

superfes ,

1 + 1 + 2 + 1

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar
TargaryenTKE ,

A true classic

ElderberryLow ,

He was definitely the murderer

kwomp2 , in Not as expected

Ah yes, disney making things to raise awareness and safe the world

Ah yes, aquarium fishes being captured in the wild

dodgy_bagel ,

Seriously.

Nothing is worse than a feral fish.

Those things are so riddled with diseases that you’ll be trying to eradicate the bubonic plague in your tank for about five years after the feral fish died. AFTER you empty the tank and hit it with a vinegar scrub and then literally a flame thrower.

The eye worms. THE EYE WORMs 🪱

volvoxvsmarla ,

I dare not google… Eye worms???

dodgy_bagel ,

Eye worms.

Worms that eat out the eyes.

jastyty ,

Damn…

rainynight65 , in sIGmA BeHaiovouR

Sorry, I absolutely care about proper Ultrawide support. Currently the game is dogshit on an Ultrawide, with interface and mouse input being all kinds of screwy.

Zuberi ,
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

On windows I’m guessing?

morbidcactus ,

TruBy9 worked well, I didn’t expect ultrawide support so thats actually great.

extant ,

Bethesda games are the only games I’ve ever played that don’t support ultrawide. Don’t get me wrong I’ve played other games that were released without it or it was buggy but in each case I put in a bug report and within a week or a month they patched it. Bethesda must have so much technical debt and spaghetti code that they can’t do it and they don’t care enough about their players to even try.

eyeon ,

slightly off topic but I’ve been disappointed with ultrawide support and really advise against it for most people. Many single player games that do support it clearly weren’t designed for it and just give you a prettier pillarboxed 16:9, like Hades adding some art on the sides.

And multiplayer games just crop your vision down so you have a weird FoV and see the same amount horizontally as a 16:9 user, but can’t see as much above or below you as they can. Proper support would let you see more horizontally than 16:9 players and since that’s the vast majority of players it’s understandable… but then anyone who does buy an ultrawide has to run it in 16:9 with pillarboxing or be at a disadvantage.

snooggums , in class war
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

In the US you can deduct the mortgage interest, which is even more of a benefit for the wealthy than the mortgage as a whole would be since the deduction decreases the longer someone stays in a home.

Social security being a flat percentage with a cap is also a form of class war.

deegeese ,

Investment income being taxed less than employment income is another form of class warfare.

Why the hell do you pay more in taxes than Elon Musk?

AVincentInSpace , (edited )

There’s nothing stopping people in the lower classes from investing.

If minimum wages are so low and working hours so long that people are too busy with their day jobs and/or don’t make enough money to even think about the stock market, let’s focus on fixing that rather than going after the stock market.

bobs_monkey ,

Or how about we don’t subject companies to the enshittification whims of rich assholes and base our entire society’s worth on some arbitrary values on a computer screen? If you want to gamble on line go up or down, fine, but let’s divest it from how we govern our lives, because clearly it isn’t working for the majority of us.

qjkxbmwvz ,

I think an argument is that because many people live paycheck to paycheck, investing simply isn’t an option. Many costs in life are somewhat fixed — I buy similar groceries compared to someone who makes half what I make, and compared to someone who makes twice what I make; as a fraction of income it’s a huge spread.

What this means is that making twice as much money doesn’t mean you get to invest twice as much — you can invest way more, because the difference in income is largely disposable.

OurToothbrush ,

There’s nothing stopping people in the lower classes from investing.

Bwahahahahaha

deegeese ,

Hahaha!

Why don’t these peasants simply become landed gentry? Rather than worrying about feudalism, they should worry about establishing their dynasty.

jkrtn ,

Poor people can easily find out about SPY. The issue is not the amount of time.

lolcatnip ,

Holy shit what an idiotic thing to say.

It may surprise you to find out that “lower class” people are in the lower class because they don’t have money. What are they supposed to invest?

frezik ,

Trolls of Lemmy, you can pack your bags. You will never be able to come up with something dumber than this.

JasonDJ ,

I’m honestly not sure if it’s trolling, or satirizing the trolls. It could go either way.

Uranium3006 ,
@Uranium3006@kbin.social avatar

There’s nothing stopping people in the lower classes from investing.

except for the whole being poor thing

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Are you talking about capital gains tax?

First, let’s be clear, the reason the rich pay little tax doesn’t have much to do with the capital gains tax rate being lower.

Now the reason for the lower rate (at least ostensibly) is that while income is earned at a point in time, capital gains happens over large amounts of time. Therefore often a big part of the gain is inflation. Let’s imagine you bought a house for $100k and 20 years later you sell the house for $140k. Over that time inflation has been a steady 2%.

Due to inflation $148k is now worth what $100k was worth 20 years ago. But when you sell you have to pay tax on the $40k profit even though you actually made a loss?

Lower capital gains rates are meant to adjust for this. Basically saying we understand part of the gain is inflation, so let’s call it half inflation and half profit and we’ll account for this by setting the capital gains rate at half the income tax rate.

Remember companies (that you might have shares in) or yourself as a land lord are (ostensibly) paying tax on profits as you go. Capital gains tax is in addition to this.

This comment is already long enough so I’ll leave the conversation on whether this stuff is true in practice as an excercise for the reader, but it at least starts from a sensible place.

At least where I live (not the US), if you’re day trading stocks or flipping houses you’ll pay income tax not capital gains tax (ostensibly 😆).

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Yup, and all of these are sold as benefitting the non-wealthy while glossing over how much more it benefits the wealthy.

qjkxbmwvz ,

I don’t follow why the mortgage interest is better for the wealthy than the total mortgage amount?

In the USA afaik it is only the interest which is tax deductible.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Rich people can buy high end homes that they know will appreciate in value, and their interest rate will be lower because they are wealthy. So if they get a good enough rate they are basically getting a tax break for what they are paying for the house and then selling it for more profit. They can do this because they are wealthy enough to decide on when to make large transactions.

As a deduction it will have a far higher impact on their taxes because whatever the amount is paid in interest is coming out of their highest tax bracket.

So if they are paying 10k in interest on a more expensive house becsuse rheir interest rate is lower and the 10k reduced their income taxed at 20+% they will get a far bigger benefit out of it than someone paying 10k at a higher interest rate that might lower their income taxed at 10% and when they sell their house they will get less of an increase from it.

qjkxbmwvz , (edited )

Not sure I get why social security being flat with a cap benefits one class over the other.

Sure, once I meet the max contribution then my withholding goes down and my take home increases. But anything in excess of the max contribution doesn’t affect social security payouts after retirement — if you put in more, you get out more, and if you’re capped in your contributions then you’re also capped in your withdrawals.

Is it a paternalistic program? Sure, it’s essentially a forced retirement plan. Its implementation isn’t perfect, but I’m not sure I’d call it class warfare.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

When wealth is concentrated because wages don’t increase with productivity, the wealthy are paying less than their fair share of taxes to society with a flat percentage that has a cap.

Look at it this way, if there is 1 million dollars taxed at 3% and there is no cap it doesn’t matter who gets what, $30k total is collected. If there is a 100k cap and one person takes in 500k and 10 people take in 50k in income apiece then only $9k is collected and the one taking in 500k is putting in the same amount as everyone else. They are also less in need for social security retirement savings because they can easily squirrel away more in savings.

qjkxbmwvz ,

Yes, the taxation is regressive, but the benefits are progressive. E.g.,

According to the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office, for people in the bottom fifth of the earnings distribution, the ratio of benefits to taxes is almost three times as high as it is for those in the top fifth.

( …wikipedia.org/…/Social_Security_(United_States) )

It’s certainly not a perfect system, but personally I think it has some merit. And it’s by far not the worst aspect of USA tax structure (in my opinion).

infectoid , in was this not allowed before?
@infectoid@lemmy.world avatar

Apple fan boi here.

I also love to shit on Apple.

Some of the big reveals are so dumb. They just give things a different name to blow your mind.

“Omg! They invited spatial computing!!!”

summerof69 ,

It’s not dumb because it works, doesn’t it? Even haters spread the news.

survivalmachine , in was this not allowed before?

This was not allowed before. Until just recently, the technology didn’t exist to place icons anywhere in the grid. They would automatically smoosh up into orderly rows starting at the top-left with no gaps between icons. Apple is continuing to develop cutting edge innovation, though, and now you will be able to leave entire rows and columns empty, or any specific icon space you choose!

TimeSquirrel , (edited )
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Seems like a trivial programming task even my junior noob ass can handle.

casmael ,

Actually it’s because apps aren’t neutrally buoyant in the OS, they naturally float to the top

Starayo ,

No wonder it took so long, must’ve been a nightmare to get every different app neutral, what with their differing weights.

Natanael ,

They had to invent whole new algorithms to he able to give the binaries of all apps the exact same Hamming weight

PsychedSy ,

Dear god, someone needs to make a physics based home screen. It would be utter hell. When you move, it all gets tossed around.

mexicancartel ,

Auto rotate works on all angles…

PsychedSy ,

Widgets are now 3d boxes and you have to tilt your phone down and flip it until they face you.

uis ,

Particle simulation home screen

PsychedSy ,

There’s probably a live wallpaper for that.

uis ,

I mean apps icons that are rigid bodies that are simulated

PsychedSy ,

Oh oh. Gotcha. Imagine not being able to make an emergency phone call until it settled down.

uis ,

Or making it by doing rageshake

Alteon , in Seggs

Depicted: Incel “Alpha” Males hoping to one day have a submissive wife sex slave, that cooks, maintains the house for them, and raises children, so that they can continue being children themselves. Women are just lining up for this lifestyle, aren’t they?

UnRelatedBurner , in Teenagers. (I'm 17)

I’m a teen, and I don’t even know how to git. I’m learning, tho school does everything in it’s power to stop me.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Do it.

All the cool kids learn things outside of school.

Funkytom467 ,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

Especially for anything tech related, don’t wait for a school to teach you, you’ll have way more fun and learn so much more by yourself.

At least until college, then it depends…

UnRelatedBurner ,

Thanks, for the motivation. But I ment it like I don’t have time because of school. I have exams due in a week and I have to study 10+ topics in grammar, literature and history. For a week I’m like a zombie.

Wake up at noon, hate life, study bullshit, hate life w/ a numb brain, play some games caz I can’t anymore, it’s 4am so let’s sleep.

I’d like a job for the summer, and I should be working on contacts, or something I can show to my employer, not on literature.

Croquette ,

In what grade are you? If you aren’t college/university level, this is fucking bullshit

UnRelatedBurner ,

I downloaded a pdf to search for the british equivalent. closest thing is further education, “work-based” college, but I’m not at the part-time-work part yet.

School system is so fucked can’t even translate it. Best I could get out of online translators is “technical college”. But the whole point is, that it’s not a college, idk.

Croquette ,

I get what you are saying, we have something similar here. But even then, the workload was never as big as it was for college/university.

Good luck

Funkytom467 ,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

I get that, went through it myself and i’ve known plenty of people in that case.

What got me into programming is learning c++ to make games. I started the summer after high school when i didn’t have any work left.

But my programming skills became useful for my job though. If it’s not for you I get you would rather look for a job.

Good luck with your work my friend.

UnRelatedBurner ,

Thanks, my A plan is to get thru this hell. I’d only like a summer job. Still, I feel like I should be able to show something up. I started AoC 2023 back in december, day 13 bricked me, and I haven’t gotten a 2nd wind yet, and time is running out.

If I can ask for advice… I heard with leetcode (I’m not doing it, just heard) that if I don’t know the solution for something in 30 minutes, I should look it up. Does this apply to AoC? As I remember spending 8 hours on these puzzles and feeling awesome when I finally came up with a solution that worked. But I’ve gave day 13 two afternoons and I still can’t figure it out. I have ideas, but it’ll take like a week to code and test all of them, chances are they won’t even work. I know that two half days since december isn’t very dedicated, but I don’t know where tf did these 3 months go, I actually can’t remember what happened in jan-feb lol.

Funkytom467 ,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

Well i’ve never really done AoC or test alike myself. So i don’t know the difficulty or amount of time you should spend.

To me if you have ideas but just not elegant ones, you could always do them. Despite being wrong or ugly they’ll still teach you something, especially if they’re complex.

But if the idea gets too hard to do, to time consuming for your little time, or if you’re really stuck, you can look at the solution.

Just remember that a solution isn’t a great way to learn, at best it will teach you what you need to learn more about.

flashgnash ,

Best way to learn at a surface level is randoms on the internet and Google imo

Bonus points if you get it wrong publicly because then everyone will jump on the chance to point out the things you do wrong

Catsrules ,

Git some.

UnRelatedBurner ,

I once reverted all local changes when trying to learn branches. It’s a dangerous game.

maryjayjay ,

Never use --force or --hard and it’s very difficult to use data that you have committed.

unionagainstdhmo , in Worst day
@unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

I think it’s worse when they’re younger than you

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

At the age of 8 he enrolled at The University of South Alabama, where he received in 1994 a bachelor’s degree in anthropology and is listed in the Guinness Book as the world’s youngest university graduate at the age of ten. At the age of 14 he obtained a master’s degree in chemistry at Middle Tennessee State University. At age 18 he obtained his master’s degree in computer science at Vanderbilt University.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Kearney

JDubbleu ,

I often use that as a source of encouragement rather than defeat. My two favorite sports are snowboarding and muay thai which are filled with people who’ve been practicing before they formed memories. If a child is better than me then I’m almost certainly capable of becoming that good with continued practice. Even if it takes years it’s something to aspire to regardless of the relative age difference. I was one of those kids who was way better than a lot of people on a dirt bike. I was put on a dirt bike at the age of 4 and don’t even remember learning, so it’s not like it’s a fair comparison. Just run your own race and aspire to be like those around you.

unionagainstdhmo ,
@unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

That’s a nicer way to look at things

Mr_Fish , in Greentext

It can, however, make steel have the strength of playdough.

AVincentInSpace , in The elves began it
LostXOR ,

Always a relevant xkcd.

FlatFootFox , (edited ) in Apple
@FlatFootFox@lemmy.world avatar

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  • Rustmilian ,
    @Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

    Lukewarm? All my homies hate Google.

    drolex , in Flux pricing

    So, you’re a restaurant and when people come for restauranting at restauranting times, you charge them more, because people should actually come restauranting outside restauranting times.

    That is, er, innovative.

    I don’t know how it is in the US, but people will typically go for lunch at lunch times where I live and if a fast food restaurant starts considering this kind of shit, it will promptly go out of business.

    dangblingus ,

    Unless they change the metrics by which they price their menu items. If the price is lowered, and surge pricing makes a 12 noon burger $0.50 more than usual, but an off-peak burger costs less than the OG price (but enough to still turn a profit), then Wendy’s might actually see more money if they can undercut other FF joints.

    Anticorp ,

    Corporations aren’t trustworthy enough to handle all the data they’ve been given with modern computing. Of course they’re going to pick it apart and try to figure out a way to profit off it, customer service, ethics, and common sense be damned!

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