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Frozzie , in Destroying friendship
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Hah. Try it on my version controlled project!

Zerush OP ,
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What? Remapping your keyboard? Well, there are worst jokes, I still remember that time when the first PCs appeared and you could try them in shopping centers. They quickly stopped doing this, because some went into the BIOS and disabled the keyboard or worse, the screen, Hail Satan. Good ol’ times 😏

Frozzie ,
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No I mean the code is on a git repository so you see unsaved changes

InternetPerson ,

When your keyboard is remapped, you commit those changes yourself.

Hugh_Jeggs , in they hurt you, didn't they

As a tradesperson, I would fuckin love that challenge

FunderPants , in Choices choices.

Caroline, every time. Easy choice.

Sweet Home Alabama really grinds my gears. Neil Young sings about systemic racism in the south and Skynard retorts ‘yea some people here are racist ♪ but not all of us are ♪ frig off Neil Young♪ whoa now look at the sky’. Horse shit lyrics, sick composition.

jsomae , (edited )

Now Watergate does not bother me, uh-uh

Jesus Christ, my eyes are now open.

Where the skies are so blue (and the governor’s true)

I unironically had no idea.

harrys_balzac ,

But “Sweet Caroline” is problematic in a different way. From Wikipedia - “Diamond has provided different explanations for the song’s origins. In a 2007 interview, he stated the inspiration for the song was John F. Kennedy’s daughter, Caroline, who was 11 years old at the time it was released. Diamond sang the song for her at her 50th birthday celebration in 2007. On December 21, 2011, in an interview on CBS’s The Early Show, Diamond said that a magazine cover photo of Caroline as a young child on a horse with her parents created an image in his mind, and the rest of the song came together about five years after seeing the picture. However, in 2014, Diamond said the song was about his then-wife Marcia, but he needed a three-syllable name to fit the melody.”

He wrote lyrics about touching each other a few years after seeing her in a photo as a young child?

FunderPants , (edited )

Gross, classic rock /pop are full of gross stories like that.

JayDee ,

I’m the opposite. Any time I hear the ‘Caroline’ I get aliitle frustrated.

‘Home Alabama’ forever and always.

LittleBorat2 , in some people on this platform

These westerners are social democrats which is not hard to understand, it’s wiki entry away.

davel , (edited )
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It’s infuriating considering that it’s in the first goddamn sentence: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialism

Socialism is an economic and political philosophy encompassing diverse economic and social systems characterised by social ownership of the means of production, as opposed to private ownership.

If those libs could read they’d be very upset.

mindbleach ,

Words mean what they’re used to mean. Even the word “government” is wildly different between Europe and the US. We flip out over headlines like the government of Belgium has collapsed! and it’s only as much of a kerfuffle as the House trying to elect a Speaker.

davel ,
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If ever there was a real world example of Newspeak, it is how—thanks to class war and three red scares—the working class no longer even has a word for socialism. So now welfare capitalists like Bernie Sanders call themselves socialist despite never calling for the abolition of the private ownership of the means of production. It’s an amazing achievement of the capitalist class’ propaganda machine.

kaffiene , in some people on this platform

There’s no contradiction there.

emidio ,

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wonderfulvoltaire , in some people on this platform
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The healthcare system is just fraud anyway just finish the job and make it for everyone not the ultra rich.

BudgetBandit , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.

I think checks are a thing of only American past. Can’t think of anywhere else where they used checks so frequently. While they existed, they were the exception

PrometheusG , in Choose wisely

Everyone skipping 4 is either young, or never had to deal with health problems.

  • I assure all of you, that is the most OP of all the options.

Never get sick, no cancer, no aches, no heart disease, no Alzheimer’s, etc…

pazukaza ,

picks 4 and 6

gets hit by a train

the universe stops

mindbleach , in some people on this platform

“Those countries reflect poorly on socialism.”

“How dare you, they’re not really socialist.”

JayDee , in they hurt you, didn't they

Bruh drafting up the evac plans is gonna be a nightmare. And you best memorize your floor’s plan or you’re gonna be running a maze for your life.

It’s gonna turn out this whole fucking thing’s just a bunch of open floor plans with my luck.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Probably a couple main hallways like a hotel, except the rooms aren’t all lined up.

umbrella , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.
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where i live its hard to find places who even accept them. im not sure how i can get my bank to give me a check book if i really wanted to use them.

Samsy , in Just no

Kiwiza?

Btw. fun fact, most italians nowadays like their pizza bianci (white sauce) instead of rosso (tomato sauce)

Alexstarfire ,
Defenestrator , in Just no
toiletobserver , in Check your email for the verification code we just sent you.

Option 3: make my bank write checks for me

Gorillatactics , in Self-Made

The only self-made man I acknowledge is Philip J. Fry.

Doxatek ,

Bet he didn’t animate himself smh he owed his success to the story board artists

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