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Sami_Uso , in hootenannies

I think my version of hell is never ending small talk with distant relatives/acquaintances.

PeWu ,

Ohh, you made me remember that. And also never-ending flood of “Did you finally do your driving license?” is my personal hell

Supa ,

We are the same person

Ilovethebomb ,

Well, did you?

i_stole_ur_taco ,

Yeah, did you? I’m weirdly invested in this now.

kandoh ,

Before family events I grow a mustache, then I just get asked about the mustache the whole time.

Sharkwellington ,

Alternatively: Wear a new funny shirt.

Sami_Uso ,

Dude!! I’ve done this!! I shaved my beard except for my mustache for my cousins wedding, no one started a conversation with “how’s work”. Everyone wanted to talk about the stache lmao

son_named_bort , in Something big

Only daily? I want hourly updates about beef stroganoff, dammit!

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Donjuanme , in Shots fired.

I think they tossed her from the theater before she was “driven” to her knees.

PP_BOY_ , in Chrome Goodd
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not loyal to a browser, I’m loyal to features. If Chrome supported ad block on mobile and FF stopped, I’d switch overnight

Darth_Vader__ OP ,
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Which is exactly the way it should be. And it’s a godsend that firefox supports uBlock in mobile.

PP_BOY_ ,
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Definitely, YT background play and ad block have been a lifesaver on car rides

Zastyion345 ,

Have you heard about our god and savior newpipe ?

moitoi ,

Newpipe Sponsorblock is a think.

WhyJiffie ,

Libretube is also a fine option. Available on F-droid

miss_brainfart ,
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Libretube is definitely the better option if you don’t use a VPN but still want to hide your IP from Google, since it uses Piped to proxy everything

WhyJiffie ,

From me it would need more. Chrome has more (mostly privacy related) disadvantages compared to Firefox than that

OscarRobin ,

You don’t care about the many other ways that not using and supporting Chromium is better, ie. not having Google’s new invasive advertising system?

sheogorath ,

I’m currently using Samsung Internet with content blockers. Firefox on my Android phone has micro stutters that are driving me crazy. The only browser that doesn’t have that weird Android scrolling micro stutters are Samsung Internet, weirdly. So I’ve been using it for years even on non Samsung phones.

The_Picard_Maneuver , in I'm starving
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Alright, I’ll post a handful just for you.

balderdash9 OP ,
narwhalperson ,

Wow that was a quick mood shift!

ignotum ,

Memes will do that to a person

agentshags ,
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I was browsing your memes and forgot I was in your profile and was like why are all these memes on all. thanks for your service lol

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
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Lol, happy to be a pretend All feed for ya

Jaysyn , in Carlos Tavares CEO of Stellantis
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LOL, he's responsible for 90% of the West's shitty cars?

drolex ,

Bless him.

The guy has made Peugeot a profitable company. This is a bona fide miracle, given how shitty the cars have become. BUT! Now they are shitty and 40% more expensive, you absolutely need to buy one.

Jaysyn ,
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

That's quite alright, I'm very happy in the Cult of Subaru.

Damage ,

I’m happy with mine but holy fuck it guzzles gasoline like it’s got a hole in the tank

AngryCommieKender ,

Upgrade your fuel filter, air filter, spark plugs, and plug wires. The ones they stick on at the factory work, but don’t provide optimal fuel consumption. Doing this, and watching my tach I got an old Forester to get around 25mpg delivering food.

zoe ,

maybe make sure injectors are working properly (defective injectors have more fuel return thus higher consumption) ? or throttle body uncalibrated ? or good fuel pump motor. After changing the fuel pump motor i had a diesel mpg (60mpg) with my gasoline car (which used to be at 30, sometimes 20mpg, which was too much :/)

Damage ,

Eh the new 508 looks hot af tho

pgp ,

I can vouch for this, having had a 308 van that was bleeding me dry annually through the revisions, even if they’re not expensive to buy, the maintenance is ridiculously expensive.

Mikina , in Yeah, I’m a bit of a badass
x4740N , in Sowing chaos
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It would be more effective just to have multiple android vms with mock location running and have them each be connected to a free vpn

eestileib ,

Yeah but those people don’t appear in news articles.

SmoothIsFast ,

Gotta keep your commute time down by gaming maps it’d the only way lol

testman , (edited ) in Spot the spy

reminds me of that joke from Futurama

Zapp:

You, ensign, whats your name?

Hugh Man

Hugh Man sir!

Zapp:

Now that’s a name you can trust.

Uprise42 ,

Wasn’t that when Leela joined? Cause fry joined the military and went to war with the giant balls

EmoDuck ,

I think that was the one where Zoidberg are the earth flag and had to hide in his embassy

notabot ,

I think Leela’s pseudonym was ‘Leela Man… Lee Lemon’

Uprise42 ,

You know what, I think you’re right. It’s weird that there’s two episodes where someone uses a disguise to join the military though…

Evilphd666 , in Great deal ngl
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TheOctonaut , in just my luck...

So just release it as a demo then? Pay per install doesn’t apply to literally everything built in Unity.

Hauskrampf ,

Doesn’t it tho? I thought everything that looks like a download gets billed like a download…

jmcs ,

It only kicks in after you make a certain revenue with the game (200k USD for Unity Personal and 1Million USD for Unity Pro). So if revenue is 0, it will never kick in.

redcalcium ,

How unity know your revenue?

jmcs , (edited )

The same way any company that has a contract dependent on the other side’s revenue (or the tax services for that matter) does it. If you use Unity you have to report your revenue, and if you are caught lying their lawyers are going to shred you to pieces in court.

rotopenguin ,
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Also, you’re liable for whatever amount their AI says you’re liable for. And you’re liable for whatever amount their install telemetry says you’re liable for. Whichever is greater.

Lmaydev ,

You have to report your income to them monthly.

Monster96 OP ,

Ah, OK well now I know. Wasn’t too sure about that.

MonsiuerPatEBrown , in It's only fair

i’m gonna start to use cosmetics to make my self look older and uglier (if at all possible) on youtube and call it makedown with pat.

moonsnotreal ,
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Reverse catfish

Spaghetti_Hitchens ,

Dogfishing?

RQG ,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

What’s the reverse of a fish though?

A duck? A dolphin?

LetterboxPancake ,

One of my dogs really doesn’t like ducks, so I’ll stay with fish. He’d be down for a fishing trip.

Franzia ,

Sounds fun and educational. Make up can easily age your appearance, and its known about, but few can describe why and how to avoid it. Even fewer know how to play into it, which is also fucking useful but to fewer people.

sleepy555 , in Dating tip
RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Oh man, I forgot about that

ArmoredThirteen ,

Is this an actual thing not a Photoshop/meme? What is this from?

irmoz , (edited )

That looks like Kelly Rowland, so maybe a music video

RootBeerGuy ,
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eezeebee ,
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Nelly - Dilemma (feat. Kelly Rowland) music video

AnUnusualRelic ,
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Plz reply in Powerpoint, I’m going in a meeting.

PeWu , in 🐹🐹🐹

It is consistent with polish too. “Świnka morska” literally means “Sea piggy”

slimarev92 ,

Russian too.

tilcica ,

slovene aswell

AI_toothbrush ,

Hungarian too

Octopus1348 ,

Tengerimalac

ladnopivo ,
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Serbian too (morsko prase)

oillut , in Chilling > Working

In the wise words of Scatman John: I wanna be a human being, not a human doing

helloharu ,
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Snowpix ,
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I’m calling out from Scatland, I’m calling out from Scatman’s World. If you wanna break free, you better listen to me, you gotta learn how to see in your fantasy

son_named_bort ,

I’m a human going.

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